Pardon Me: I'm Inspirational
Philosopy
09-05-2007, 16:15
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6637855.stm
Personally, I've never felt that she has 'enlivened' my 'mundane' life.
If her appeal is rejected, then she should serve the sentence she has been given. It would be completely wrong to pardon her, and I hope that Schwarzenegger recognises this.
If your life is livened by Paris Hilton then mudane is a massive understatement.
Myu in the Middle
09-05-2007, 16:18
Punitive justice grates enough on my nerves as it is. If this evasion of punishment by popular demand is successful then I will thus declare it officially dead.
Call to power
09-05-2007, 16:20
is there a counter petition I can sign?
Philosopy
09-05-2007, 16:22
is there a counter petition I can sign?
I suppose you could always create one.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-05-2007, 16:23
Paris Hilton doesn't enliven my mundane life:
Beer, mud and mischief do. :)
Philosopy
09-05-2007, 16:23
Paris Hilton doesn't enliven my mundane life:
Beer, mud and mischief do. :)
How about a drunken Paris Hilton, causing mischief in the mud?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-05-2007, 16:24
is there a counter petition I can sign?
I think I read there was yesterday. Forgot where. Google should yield several dozen by now, though. :p
Remote Observer
09-05-2007, 16:24
Paris Hilton doesn't enliven my mundane life:
Beer, mud and mischief do. :)
If she were somehow giving away free sex to lots of guys...
wait a second....
never mind....
Lunatic Goofballs
09-05-2007, 16:24
If she were somehow giving away free sex to lots of guys...
wait a second....
never mind....
Now you know who's signing the petition. :)
Ginnoria
09-05-2007, 16:29
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6637855.stm
Personally, I've never felt that she has 'enlivened' my 'mundane' life.
If her appeal is rejected, then she should serve the sentence she has been given. It would be completely wrong to pardon her, and I hope that Schwarzenegger recognises this.
What a bitch.
Remote Observer
09-05-2007, 16:30
Now you know who's signing the petition. :)
Think of the semen!:eek:
Pure Metal
09-05-2007, 16:37
oh my god.... that's so pathetic i almost can't believe it...
Intangelon
09-05-2007, 16:38
Holy Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick, is this HAPPENING?
Unbefuckinglievable.
The_pantless_hero
09-05-2007, 16:40
She should get 15 days tacked on for being a stuck up bitch who dared waste anyone's time with such an egotistical argument.
Imperial isa
09-05-2007, 16:44
i hope she lose as i what to read that she was made someone bitch
Rambhutan
09-05-2007, 16:59
"You remember Paris don't you? You wore blue, the Germans wore grey"
Nationalian
09-05-2007, 17:00
Paris Hilton begs Arnold Schwarzenegger for pardon. Why am I always laughing when I repeat it to myself?
Philosopy
09-05-2007, 17:28
Paris Hilton begs Arnold Schwarzenegger for pardon. Why am I always laughing when I repeat it to myself?
I wouldn't be laughing if he actually granted her one.
Kryozerkia
09-05-2007, 17:33
Too bad the judge couldn't double her sentence just to make a point...
Arthais101
09-05-2007, 17:36
"You remember Paris don't you? You wore blue, the Germans wore grey"
+10 points, even if you got the order wrong.
Similization
09-05-2007, 18:39
My marginally rational side thinks it's a pointless waste of time and money to throw her in prison. It's what prison sentences usually are, and it's not like rich retards like her are so dangerous they have to be caged.
My inner bastard's giggling maniacally.
Philosopy
09-05-2007, 22:17
Too bad the judge couldn't double her sentence just to make a point...
I think he could be forgiven for doing that on this occasion. :p
There are over 20000 signatures on the "Throw Paris in Jail" petition.
The "Don't Throw Paris in Jail" petition has around 14000
Kryozerkia
09-05-2007, 22:21
There are over 20000 signatures on the "Throw Paris in Jail" petition.
The "Don't Throw Paris in Jail" petition has around 14000
Where is the petition to have her ass hauled off to the big house?
Ultraviolent Radiation
09-05-2007, 22:24
I feel really sorry for the people who actually consider Paris Hilton a role model.
TJHairball
09-05-2007, 22:24
So basically her appeal is: "I'm a celebrity, so you should let me off."
Bull.
I can't help but wonder what Paris' father thinks of all his daughter's stupidity. I'd have her shot, she's an embarrassment to humanity, god help her family.
Rubiconic Crossings
09-05-2007, 22:31
Personally I would like to see a petition to increase her sentence as it is plain she has no regard for taking responsibility of her situation regards her law breaking.
Or she could just be scouting locations for her next pr0n flick...
Inspiring people how? By spreading her legs? Real inspirational.