NationStates Jolt Archive

Inspired by the Sexiest NSer thread and also as an afterthought to the Ancient Relic (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12617222&postcount=1) division I added.

To those submitting to the Sexiest NSer contest in the Sexiest New Player division, you should be genuinely new players. People who have never seen me post with my nation (Tahar Joblis), people who don't know firsthand how cranky the mods get during the end of a US presidential election season.

Perhaps you don't know what DOS means, and your nation's population doesn't strike you as absurdly large.

Submission Guidelines:
Include the following:
-Nation name
-Date of founding
-Photograph
-Voice sample (optional)
-Brief description of what brought you to NS
-Overblown description of your lively wit, immense intelligence, natural charisma, and great charm (optional)
-Bribes for judges (optional)

Now hiring judges! First, third, and seventh non-submittees to post will be declared Chief Justices. Yes, that means I am a chief judge. Bribes may be submitted to judges individually or as a group.

Submission summary index
If you wish the information under your summary updated to something better, submit replacement information and it will be. Blank format included:

Nation Name:
Date of Founding:
VOX sample (put_a_link_here)
Picture (put_a_link_here)
Reason for playing:
Most boastful self-description:

Bosco Stix (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12620894&postcount=12)
Date of Founding: 1 week ago
VOX sample Not included at this time
Picture (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/df/180px-Boscostick.jpg)
Reason for playing: Boredom.
Most boastful self-description: Not included at this time

Morganton (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12621006&postcount=13)
Date of Founding: October 2006
VOX sample Not included at this time
Picture (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/TheMadCelt/70e3.jpg)
Reason for playing: To enhance her view of political, social, and economic stances. And boredom.
Most boastful self-description: Star Wars'n, comic readin', NPR listenin' chick.

Bewilder (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12621232&postcount=20)
Date Founded: Dec '06
Picture (http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb175/Snouty_mooo/DSC00822.jpg)
VOX sample Not included at this time.
Reason for playing: Bewilder is inquisitive, and some people / posts on here are truly educational for her.
Most boastful self-description: Um, well, I'll stick with my nation motto, "Silence is golden"

I call judge whether or not I submit to your fascist judge picking scheme or not.

I wanna judddgggge.

ost.php?p=12617222&postcount=1]Ancient Relic[/url] division I added.

To those submitting to the Sexiest NSInspired by the Sexiest NSer thread and also as an afterthought to the Submission Guidelines:[/b]
Include the following:
-Nation name
-Date of founding
-Photograph
-Voice sample (optional)
-Brief description of what brought you to NS
-Overblown description of your lively wit, immense intelligence, natural charisma, and great charm (optional)
-Bribes for judges (optional)

Now hiring judges! First, third, and seventh non-submittees to post will be declared Chief Justices. Yes, that means I am a chief judge. Bribes may be submitted to judges individually or as a group.

Submission summary index
If you wish the information under your summary updated to something better, submit replacement information and it will be. Blank format included:

Nation Name:
Date of Founding:
[url=put_a_link_here]VOX sample (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showper contest in the Sexiest New Player division, you should be genuinely new players. People who have never seen me post with my nation (Tahar Joblis), people who don't know firsthand how cranky the mods get during the end of a US presidential election season.

Perhaps you don't know what DOS means, and your nation's population doesn't strike you as absurdly large.

Picture (put_a_link_here)
Reason for playing:
Most boastful self-description:

i don't know what DOS means (despite trying to look it up) and yet i have been here in various incarnations for about 18 months. do i qualify?

I would say so myself.

SUBMIT, NEWBIES OF NS!

I wanna judddgggge.
Why, Chief Justice Maraque, everybody is a judge of some sort, are they not? ^_^

I call judge whether or not I submit to your fascist judge picking scheme or not.

How is it fascist? It's based on numbers, not support for the state?

So much for this contest being swamped with fraudulent entries. :D

Where are our newbies?

i don't know what DOS means (despite trying to look it up) and yet i have been here in various incarnations for about 18 months. do i qualify?
deleted on sight

Shouldn't you have more strict newbie requirements? I'd like to see a date range here.

Can I be a judge here too?

As poster #7 who has not made a submission, you are a chief justice, along with Maraque and myself. That puts you in the position to make rulings about who is and is not a newbie. So... judge away. Just bear in mind we don't have many submissions yet to judge upon. o_o

I think TJ has coughed up one too many hairballs.

anyways....
-Bosco Stix
-Um, a week ago
-http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/df/180px-Boscostick.jpg
-I was bored

-I'll give cookies to the judges, and I promise, as a newbie, i'll never use the gun smilies!

Nation Name: The Inner Barony of Morganatron
Date of Founding: Oct. 2006 (too old?)
Picture:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/TheMadCelt/crumb2.jpg
Reason for playing: To enhance my view of political, social, and economic stances...and also 'cause I'm bored.
Most boastful self-description: Star Wars'n, comic readin', NPR listenin' chick, tacos are my bribe of choice. (Also me (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/TheMadCelt/70e3.jpg), and me2. (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/TheMadCelt/137c.jpg))

Nation Name: The Inner Barony of Morganatron
Date of Founding: Oct. 2006 (too old?)
Picture:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/TheMadCelt/crumb2.jpg
Reason for playing: To enhance my view of political, social, and economic stances...and also 'cause I'm bored.
Most boastful self-description: Star Wars'n, comic readin', NPR listenin' chick, tacos are my bribe of choice. (Also me (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/TheMadCelt/70e3.jpg))

Can we have babies... Please? :D

Can we have babies... Please? :D

Ok, but you do all the carrying and delivering and stuff. :p

October 2006 is definitely not too old. That's only 7 months, I'd call that a newbie.

By the way, if you're wondering how to put a voice sample online, try putfile.com, zshare.net, et cetera.

Ok, but you do all the carrying and delivering and stuff. :p

Well, since you put it that way, I think it'd be best that i just drop a load of my midiclorins in you, and then scadoottle outta there :p

Well, since you put it that way, I think it'd be best that i just drop a load of my midiclorins in you, and then scadoottle outta there :p

Fine...so when our son grows up having a major Oedipal Complex and rage issues, thereby sending the galaxy into chaos and civil war, I'll blame you. :p

October 2006 is definitely not too old. That's only 7 months, I'd call that a newbie.

By the way, if you're wondering how to put a voice sample online, try putfile.com, zshare.net, et cetera.

Yay! Still a newbie!

Don't have a microphone at this comp...might try on another one later.

Nation: Bewilder
Founded: Dec '06
Picture: 59790 Me = little one on the right, not the half-person in pink. Apologies for the blurriness of the picture, I suspect the camera was a little drunk...
Reason for playing: I am inquisitive, and some people / posts on here are truly educational.
Extolling own virtues: Um, well, I'll stick with my nation motto, "Silence is golden"

:p

Woohoo, I R a judge.

Me = little one on the right, not the half-person in pink. Apologies for the blurriness of the picture, I suspect the camera was a little drunk...
I can barely make you out. Do you have it a little larger? (Imageshack and photobucket will let you upload substantially larger pictures.)

I'm afraid not - its from a phone cam. :(

*redoubles attempts to sue TJ*

aha! got a new piccie from one of my colleagues:

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb175/Snouty_mooo/DSC00822.jpg

(I'm the one in the middle)

How new must you be to be counted as new?

How new must you be to be counted as new?

Click here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12621054&postcount=16) then get those "special talents" ready :p

How new must you be to be counted as new?
Anybody who's been here for a year or less is undoubtably a newbie by my standards. Past that it gets iffy.

If there are no further submissions in the next day or so, I'll open a poll between our three brave candidates for the Sexiest New Player award.

To all people who have joined, considered joining, or are elligible to join, I post this message:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/040207-myjob.gif


and now, on with the nominations!

The Democratic Republic of Resigned pacifists

Founded: May 07th, 2007

picture:http://i8.tinypic.com/4po6wys.jpg

What brought me here: I was on someone's journal on Subkultures.net and saw someone else post an update on their nation. Since I recently moved to KS from NY and have been bored out of my mind, anything that looks like it might take up some time and stimulate my mind is something I'm up for.

And I'm incredibly funny and intelligent too, maintaining a 3.89 GPA all throughout college without opening a textbook while making my suitemates laugh so hard they couldn't concentrate. ;)