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A Woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her ideal guy that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right then and there. However, she never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later, she killed her sister.

What is her motive in killing her sister?

If you get the correct answer, then congrats, you think like a Psychopath!


and no... I won't give the correct answer, but I will post the number of people who do get the answer right. :p

She wanted to meet the guy again?

her sister stole him!

She wanted to see the man again.

Because her sister was the one who got everything, and she got nothing, so she had to pay the price and feel her pain?

:p

Her sister and the man were already together, she could have handled it differently but she was insane.

She wanted to meet the guy again?

I'll go with that one. It makes the most 'sense' in that crazy way.

If guy shows up to mothers funeral he'll show up for sister's funeral as well.

Sick sick sick.

And no I'm not a psychopath, I'm just studying psychology right now.

There is no motive.

That's why she is a Psychopath.

She wanted, as others said before me, to meet the guy again and thought he would show up for the next funeral too, as she makes the best croqetts and club sandwitches in town.

Yah what the above said, she assumed that she would see that man again at her sisters death party

Because she reckoned the guy would come to her sister's funeral as well, if he came to her mothers.

I'll go with that one. It makes the most 'sense' in that crazy way.

If guy shows up to mothers funeral he'll show up for sister's funeral as well.

Sick sick sick.

And no I'm not a psychopath, I'm just studying psychology right now.

Hey, if someone beleives that everyone who is mentally sick should be systematically killed to prevent things like this is he a phycopath? a nazi? or both? :confused:

Millenium hand and shrimp, buggr'm I told 'em I did, a thousan' 'n six pigeons square'd t' the r't o' pie.
Ach!

If guy shows up to mothers funeral he'll show up for sister's funeral as well.

This is probably it.

I'll go with that one. It makes the most 'sense' in that crazy way.

If guy shows up to mothers funeral he'll show up for sister's funeral as well.

Sick sick sick.

And no I'm not a psychopath, I'm just studying psychology right now.

I agree 100% on this awnser. I say she wanted to meet him again, so she killed her sister so the man would show up again.

Yes, a lot of people acualy call me a psychopath...i don't know why(its true they do no kidding and no sarcasm)

Millenium hand and shrimp, buggr'm I told 'em I did, a thousan' 'n six pigeons square'd t' the r't o' pie.
Ach!

Eh?....weird alien form of spam...marshan spam?

Because she reckoned the guy would come to her sister's funeral as well, if he came to her mothers.

That reminds me... I owe you a mathematical telegram, don't I? On its way! :D
I found my notepad again, so *shrugs*.

Millenium hand and shrimp, buggr'm I told 'em I did, a thousan' 'n six pigeons square'd t' the r't o' pie.
Ach!

What duck?
Hwraark-ptui!

I demand a cookie.

Eh?....weird alien form of spam...marshan spam?

No. A reference, which I got first! :D

her sister stole him!

That's what I was goign to say....

She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

Her sister knew how she felt about him, and jealously decided to steal all of the thoughts and memories of him for herself.
However, she was not completely successful, and fragments of memory remained.
Piecing together what she could remember, the woman confronted her sister.
When she denied the whole thing, the woman flew into a rage and started yelling something about a succubus.
The next day, she had completely forgotten about the incident, and thought it would be funny to just joke around and stab her sister a prime square number of times.
So she began doing this, but halfway through, she forgot the punchline.
The sister, not amused, decided to get revenge for the botched joke by bleeding all over the floor.
"You'd better clean that up right now," she said.
Then, just to add insult to injury, she decided to bleed to death so that she couldn't clean it up.


Open and shut case.

Millenium hand and shrimp, buggr'm I told 'em I did, a thousan' 'n six pigeons square'd t' the r't o' pie.
Ach!

Terry Pratchett foul o' Ron.

Any who it wasn't actually a guy the man she loved was her sister. She couldn't handle the fact so after she raped her sister she killed her.

She hopes the guy will show up at her sisters funeral as well. Pretty ingenious.

She wanted mom's money all for herself...

The funeral caterers had a two for one offer.

The man is her father...she knows that if he shows up at her mothers funeral, she'll show up at her sisters funeral.

She wanted to meet the guy again?
Bingo.

I don't know what's worse, that I've read this psycho test before about two years ago... or that I orginally read it on NS.

The man is her father...she knows that if he shows up at her mothers funeral, she'll show up at her sisters funeral.That's pretty psychopathic... killing her sister so she can date her own father....

That reminds me... I owe you a mathematical telegram, don't I? On its way! :D
I found my notepad again, so *shrugs*.



What duck?
Hwraark-ptui!

I demand a cookie.This forum already placed cookies on your machine. :eek: ;)

That's pretty psychopathic... killing her sister so she can date her own father....

Why do you think she killed her mother?

This forum already placed cookies on your machine. :eek: ;)

Even after I disabled them? :eek:
(Not that I actually did, but still.)

Terry Pratchett foul o' Ron.

Any who it wasn't actually a guy the man she loved was her sister. She couldn't handle the fact so after she raped her sister she killed her.

Meh. I got there first.

I just foudn the right answer!

If the guy goes to the mom's funeral, he'll probably go to the sister's.

But what if the police figure out the woman killed her sister? Wouldn't she be in jail during the funeral, and unable to meet the guy again? What if the guy is related to her!? :eek:

I've been called a psychopath before...but with the way that person is it's very hard to tell if he's joking or not. He seems to think that me not wanting non-platonic relationships=me wanting to kill everyone around me, or at least that's what he said. He told a substitute teacher that I was a criminal mastermind one time...

I took this test a year or two ago. The "wanted to see the dude again" people are right.

She figures if the guy was at her mom's funeral, he'll be at her sister's, too, and thus gives an excuse for a funeral for him to attend.

What makes her a psyhopath is that she is too dumb to check the guest list and whittle down the people (not like that) until she finds the right guy. Stupid bitch.

I've been called a psychopath before...but with the way that person is it's very hard to tell if he's joking or not. He seems to think that me not wanting non-platonic relationships=me wanting to kill everyone around me, or at least that's what he said. He told a substitute teacher that I was a criminal mastermind one time...

OK...
So, I desire nothing more than platonic relationships too. According to that person I'm now a psychopath.
Odd.

I'd advise you to ignore him.
Or better yet, prove him right. Kill him. The world needs less ignorant people around to spoil it for the intelligent. :D

OK...
So, I desire nothing more than platonic relationships too. According to that person I'm now a psychopath.
Odd.

I'd advise you to ignore him.
Or better yet, prove him right. Kill him. The world needs less ignorant people around to spoil it for the intelligent. :D

He's the kind of person who makes a lot of bizarre jokes, so most likely it was just another joke. Same person who said that I'm a pumpkin on the outside and salmon meat on the inside.

What is her motive in killing her sister?

If you get the correct answer, then congrats, you think like a Psychopath!

The man was her sister's husband. Hm?

EDIT: OK, I read the thread. You don't need to tell me again.
RE-EDIT: But why "A few days later" ... is that just storytelling?

He's the kind of person who makes a lot of bizarre jokes, so most likely it was just another joke. Same person who said that I'm a pumpkin on the outside and salmon meat on the inside.

Yeah...
I think that in cases like this the word 'bizarre' is well, um, how should I put this, a massive understatement.
Even my jokes aren't as bizarre as his.

Since he was at her mothers funeral, she hopes to meet him again at the funeral of her sister.

Already seen this test before, the answer is because he wanted to see the man again.

And no I'm not a psychopath, I'm just studying psychology right now.

yeah right........... Psycho

The funeral caterers had a two for one offer.

I lolled. :D

A Woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her ideal guy that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right then and there. However, she never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later, she killed her sister.

What is her motive in killing her sister?

If you get the correct answer, then congrats, you think like a Psychopath!


and no... I won't give the correct answer, but I will post the number of people who do get the answer right. :p

I haven't read any other post in this thread, so this has probably been repeated:

She'd meet the guy again at her sister's funeral and be able to get his number.

It would get her in all the newspaper headlines, and the guy would be able to track her down. Or, her sister spilled ketchup on her favourite skirt.

:eek:

14 posters who are correct so far...

To ruin your fun. (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm)

To ruin your fun. (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm)

:eek:
Too late.
Hehe.
*kills link*
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A Woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her ideal guy that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right then and there. However, she never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later, she killed her sister.

What is her motive in killing her sister?

If you get the correct answer, then congrats, you think like a Psychopath!


and no... I won't give the correct answer, but I will post the number of people who do get the answer right. :p


She had forgotten to get his phone number, and by killing her sister, she thought she might have another opportunity to meet him.



I've been asked this before, which is the only reason I know the answer.

She caught him with her sister, became jealous, and killed her in a crime of passion with the hope that he would be with her?

Obviously not a smart psychopath if she killed her sister just to meet the guy again. She'd more likely be in jail than at the funeral parlor meeting up with Mr. Right.

And frankly, there's no generalized way to determine the motives of every psychopath out there. Everyone one of them have unique and twisted mindstes that drive what they do.

is he the funeral director?

(I didn't read the rest of the thread)

Why isn't there a linky to an on-line test, like in that other thread? I'm sure JuNii is as good a judge of my psychopathosity, but those on-line tests, are, you know, fun, or whatever ;)

To ruin your fun. (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm)

:eek: HOLY FUCK.

Like, over half of you guys got it right.

:eek:

She thought her sister stole him from her? Shit, I don't know. I don't think I'm a psychopath anyway.

Edit: Okay, I just read the thread and it's obviously to see him again at her sister's funeral. *sigh* At least I'm not a psychopath.

Her moustache told her to do it. All psychopaths have moustaches.
For instance, Dorothea Puente, best known for her unconventional views oon gardening, in a rare (and completely unedited) photo:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/16-2-Dorothea-Puente-in-cou.jpg
And as for this guy,
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/beard-758586.jpg
Well, you really don't want to know what he gets up to in his spare time.

Assuming we're not meant to invent wild scenarios unrelated to the information we've been given, then I would presume that the guy in question is an undertaker/minister/gravedigger/tombstone sculptor/something along those lines (though, of course, in the real world she could very easily just ask someone, "Hey, what was that tombstone sculptor's name again?" - but this is the riddle-world, not the real world).

What does this have to do with psychopathy, though?

Millenium hand and shrimp, buggr'm I told 'em I did, a thousan' 'n six pigeons square'd t' the r't o' pie.
Ach!

Eh?....weird alien form of spam...marshan spam?

Don't mind him.... his thinking brain dog's gone off for a stroll.

This "test" is really really old. And it's "so she could see the guy again."

A Woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her ideal guy that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right then and there. However, she never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later, she killed her sister.

What is her motive in killing her sister?

If you get the correct answer, then congrats, you think like a Psychopath!


and no... I won't give the correct answer, but I will post the number of people who do get the answer right. :p

she believed she could divine the identity of said charming man from her sister's entrails.

Don't mind him.... his thinking brain dog's gone off for a stroll.

Sorry, I try to keep him next to the keyboard, but sometimes he just has to go outside, you know?

she believed she could divine the identity of said charming man from her sister's entrails.

I've seen the test before, but I prefer this answer. :D

She listened to the voices in her head..?:rolleyes:

:eek:

14 posters who are correct so far...

Probably cause this test is quite old.

Sorry, I try to keep him next to the keyboard, but sometimes he just has to go outside, you know?

Meh.
*is annoyed that no cookies were given*

Didjabringabeeralong? It might help drown my sorrows.