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Guys, do you ever pee while sitting? Or only when standing?

Girls, have you ever tried peeing while standing? or do you sit your little bums on the toilet the whole time?


Yes I am bored, and yes there is a poll coming!

If I'm home, I sit.
If I'm using a public restroom, I stand.

Guys, do you ever pee while sitting? Or only when standing?

Girls, have you ever tried peeing while standing? or do you sit your little bums on the toilet the whole time?


Yes I am bored, and yes there is a poll coming!

I have evolved beyond such primitive need...*head explodes*

does the public restroom hover count as sitting or standing?:confused:

I sit and I'm wondering why this question comes up so often.
I also went for the funny answer.

does the public restroom hover count as sitting or standing?:confused:


oooh. Good question.

In the morning I sit down as to insure there is no collateral damage. :)

In the morning I sit down as to insure there is no collateral damage. :)

I see I'm not alone.

I stand because, I AM A MAN

i DO NOT, EVER, (unless I'm extremely desperate) use public TOILETS...Urinals are another matter

I see I'm not alone.

Although when visited by the 'good morning' fairy. It tends to complicate things as if it is proped under the lip of the bowl in the wrong spot...well there is a piece of broken porcelin sticking out. :(

Although when visited by the 'good morning' fairy. It tends to complicate things as if it is proped under the lip of the bowl in the wrong spot...well there is a piece of broken porcelin sticking out. :(

*tries to hide laughter*
*snickers*
*giggles*
Aha. Ahahaha. AhahaahHAAHAAHA!!!

.. :(:p

generally i'd only sit down to pee if i was too drunk to stand (especially if i'd just woken up and i was still drunk) or if i'd already sat down for a dump before i realisedi needed to pee.

Guys, do you ever pee while sitting? Or only when standing?

Girls, have you ever tried peeing while standing? or do you sit your little bums on the toilet the whole time?


Yes I am bored, and yes there is a poll coming!

Yes, when drunk, naked, exhausted, or horribly horribly sick. But more often than not, if I'm drunk and/or naked, I'll pee in the sink.

But I'd never sit to pee if I was wearing pants that needed to be unbuttoned or unzipped. Too much work.

Depends on how lazy I'm feeling.

I've done both and I'm comfortable doing it both ways.

Depends on whether I feel like standing or not, or where the seat is at the time if I don't care either way. Can't say I've been drunk ever, so I don't know how I'd respond to that scenario.

I remember one time in first grade, I tried to pee but nothing was coming out, so I pointed my dingaling at my face and looked into the hole to make sure everything was working properly, and I accidentally squirted myself in the face.

Ah, I miss St. Louis. :p

I remember one time in first grade, I tried to pee but nothing was coming out, so I pointed my dingaling at my face and looked into the hole to make sure everything was working properly, and I accidentally squirted myself in the face.

Ah, I miss St. Louis. :p

I think I remember doing the exact same thing. Kind of sad when you're wiping pee of your face. Worse when it's your own.

I remember one time in first grade, I tried to pee but nothing was coming out, so I pointed my dingaling at my face and looked into the hole to make sure everything was working properly, and I accidentally squirted myself in the face.

Ah, I miss St. Louis. :p

LMAO, i almost tinkled reading that :D

I only stand up to pee if there's someone using the toilet already. Otherwise I sit.




.....................yes, that's a really disgusting joke. I am a bad person. I grin!

I only stand up to pee if there's someone using the toilet already. Otherwise I sit.

.. you busy right now?

Who can be bothered with that fancy "going to the toilet" stuff anyway?

Girls, have you ever tried peeing while standing? Yeah, and when I was about junior-high age, I was very good at it, too. Really messy learning curve, though...

(Why'd I bother? Probably because some fool said that girls "couldn't" pee that way. But I don't really remember all my reasoning.)

Now I just sit down for everything. And no hovering for me, either! If the seat's so nasty I don't even want my butt to touch it, I'll use a different stall, or just hold it until I get to a better bathroom.

Considering the gambles made in judging micturation velocity (note "velocity" not "speed", I mean the direction as well), the foreskin's ability to not only spray but produce elaborate streams of urine that defy the laws of physics, and the unknowable force of each of the "finishing shots", I prefer the convenience of sitting and not having to waste time mopping up piss with bits of toilet paper and covering the smell with deoderant.

Having had to clean up the toilets at a school I attended a while ago, I've made a habit of always sitting down. Seriously guys, if you can't hit the damn thing (and judging from experience, most of you can't) then sit down.

There're few things more disgusting than a floor covered in urin and what's worse...

Fergi America;12615331']Yeah, and when I was about junior-high age, I was very good at it, too. Really messy learning curve, though...

(Why'd I bother? Probably because some fool said that girls "couldn't" pee that way. But I don't really remember all my reasoning.)

Now I just sit down for everything. And no hovering for me, either! If the seat's so nasty I don't even want my butt to touch it, I'll use a different stall, or just hold it until I get to a better bathroom.
Holy cow, you're a girl?! Why does nobody ever tell me these things?

I chose option 9!

Either way. I'm not bothered. I probably do both with equal frequency.

I chose option 9!

This. :p

if I'm having a dump then I'm hardly going to stop and stand up but other than that I pee standing up

course the real question is "whats the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!"

Fergi America;12615331']Yeah, and when I was about junior-high age, I was very good at it, too. Really messy learning curve, though...

(Why'd I bother? Probably because some fool said that girls "couldn't" pee that way. But I don't really remember all my reasoning.)

Now I just sit down for everything. And no hovering for me, either! If the seat's so nasty I don't even want my butt to touch it, I'll use a different stall, or just hold it until I get to a better bathroom.

Good for you Fergi! I haven't practiced it much but I've done it while camping with a girlfriend and her brothers for more or less the same reason. Being able to stand and piss on a tree impresses guys for some reason. :D

Sure, if i'm having a shit at the same time. Hey, you asked.


course the real question is "whats the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!"

Probably a train ticket machine.

course the real question is "whats the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!"


Some friends of mine used to pee on the same guy's doorbell every night. I always felt left out. Standing up isn't my deal really...

course the real question is "whats the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!"

the first time i ever got really wasted i peed on a brand new unassembled pool table. i've also peed on a church door. and out of a 5th floor window.

If I'm home, I sit.
If I'm using a public restroom, I stand.

That's exactly what I do. I was hoping for that option on the poll.

And if anyone starts the "pussywhipped" or "peeing like a girl" horseshit, first -- I'm not living with anyone at this time, and second -- sitting makes my bathroom not subject to splashing urine and much easier to clean and it needs cleaning less often. Technically, then, I'm only guilty of not wanting to scrub my porcelain communiuon bowl more often than is absolutely necessary.

I stand because, I AM A MAN

i DO NOT, EVER, (unless I'm extremely desperate) use public TOILETS...Urinals are another matter

Wow. Such insecurity.

Of course the real question is "what's the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!"

Well, one ex used to think it was fun for us to pee on one another during our joint morning shower. Greek women rule.

Some friends of mine used to pee on the same guy's doorbell every night. I always felt left out. Standing up isn't my deal really...

Female friends or male friends?

Pissing while sat down?

Surely that's just transvestitism for wimps.

I pee sitting down when i have to take a dump or in the morning.

Since people are swapping stories, I guess I'll join in. When I was a little kid, I would practice walking from my room to the bathroom and pee standing up while my eyes were closed the whole time. I actually got it down perfectly after splashing the walls for a few weeks.

I did pee in my face once also. I was about five years old and while I was peeing, I sneezed and as this happened, my face went down while my weenie pointed up...

course the real question is "whats the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!"

Well i queued to pee in a bush once. The bush isnt so interesting a place, but considering there were toilets there aswell.....

Guys, do you ever pee while sitting? Or only when standing?

Girls, have you ever tried peeing while standing? or do you sit your little bums on the toilet the whole time?


Yes I am bored, and yes there is a poll coming!

I usually stand, but when I have to do both numbers, I sit down

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if I'm having a dump then I'm hardly going to stop and stand up but other than that I pee standing up

course the real question is "whats the most interesting thing you've ever peed on?!" An empty holy water container. But at the time I honestly thought that it was a horse troth.

Well, if I'm droppin' a dook I'll piss sitting down. If I'm not I just stand at attention.

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*Shakes head dissaprovingly*

Pissing while sat down?

Surely that's just transvestitism for wimps.

QFE.

You're halfway to tucked in if you're pissing while sitting.

I pee sitting, but facing the opposite direction...

Sitting down. And theres nowt wrong with that!