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##############################Bigfoot Risks Extinction!!!!11shift+1

Dosuun
05-05-2007, 06:50
This doth appear to be real. A Canadian MP is calling for the mythical creature to be placed on the endangered species list. All I can say is wow. Canadia sure does have some dumb fucks.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/175965/Bigfoot_risks_extinction_says_Canadian_MP

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070502/wl_canada_afp/canadauspoliticsanimaloffbeat_070502173737
Marrakech II
05-05-2007, 06:50
A whole lot of pot is smoked in Canada. Maybe this is the reason for this?
Posi
05-05-2007, 06:52
A whole lot of pot is smoked in Canada. Maybe this is the reason for this?
He is a Conservative in Edmonton, Alberta. This man thinks that That 70's Show has an accurate depiction of getting high.
Troglobites
05-05-2007, 06:53
Bigfoot, huh? Are we going to try to breed them like pandas.
Marrakech II
05-05-2007, 06:57
This man thinks that That 70's Show has an accurate depiction of getting high. Sitting around laughing at people saying stupid stuff is not the norm in getting high?
Posi
05-05-2007, 07:00
Sitting around laughing at people saying stupid stuff is not the norm in getting high?

I'm referring more to the wallpaper randomly spinning, or people's heads just floating off their body.
Utracia
05-05-2007, 07:01
I suppose trolls, leperchauns, unicorns, gryphons, chuds and all those other wonderful beasties will be next in line for protection?
Lunatic Goofballs
05-05-2007, 07:07
Goonie Goo-Goo! ;)
Marrakech II
05-05-2007, 07:49
I'm referring more to the wallpaper randomly spinning, or people's heads just floating off their body.

Well depends on what kind of powder is sprinkled on the weed I guess.....
Marrakech II
05-05-2007, 07:50
I suppose trolls, leperchauns, unicorns, gryphons, chuds and all those other wonderful beasties will be next in line for protection?

Trolls are alive and well on NSG. I think I have seen a few Leperchauns on here too.
Boonytopia
05-05-2007, 07:56
I suppose trolls, leperchauns, unicorns, gryphons, chuds and all those other wonderful beasties will be next in line for protection?

Bunyips & Yowies.
Bisaayut
05-05-2007, 07:56
I suppose trolls, leperchauns, unicorns, gryphons, chuds and all those other wonderful beasties will be next in line for protection?

Don't be silly. Trolls aren't endangered.

As for unicorns, well, when rapture comes, and the true believers are taken to the invisible pink unicorns holy field, where her most favoured pineapple pizza dost grow on the trees, and you're cast out with the clam, don't say you don't deserve it.
Kyronea
05-05-2007, 08:03
This doth appear to be real. A Canadian MP is calling for the mythical creature to be placed on the endangered species list. All I can say is wow. Canadia sure does have some dumb fucks.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/175965/Bigfoot_risks_extinction_says_Canadian_MP

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070502/wl_canada_afp/canadauspoliticsanimaloffbeat_070502173737

Excuse me while I rip my head off and throw it against the wall about how stupid this is. :headbang:
Utracia
05-05-2007, 18:48
Don't be silly. Trolls aren't endangered.

You're right. Though the ones that appear online are the weaker cousins of the real trolls who used to exist. Wouldn't want one of THEM to appear here.
Soleichunn
05-05-2007, 18:50
Bunyips & Yowies.

Yowie power! *Try to make kids want to buy a crappy chocolate + toy for cash*
Frisbeeteria
05-05-2007, 18:53
##############################Bigfoot Risks Extinction!!!!11shift+1
Don't post spammy titles like this again. Keep your attempts at satirical expression in your posts, not your titles.