NationStates Jolt Archive


Which country produces the weirdest porn?

Neo Kervoskia
05-05-2007, 02:24
See above.
UNITIHU
05-05-2007, 02:27
I heard the moon has things even people with a Space Herpies fetish can enjoy.
Radical Centrists
05-05-2007, 02:30
The Vatican City. :eek:
Harlesburg
05-05-2007, 02:35
India
Wai...
Vescopa
05-05-2007, 02:36
Wouldn't one have to admit to seeing it before claiming it to be weird, though...?
Neo Kervoskia
05-05-2007, 02:41
Wouldn't one have to admit to seeing it before claiming it to be weird, though...?

0.o

No.
UNITIHU
05-05-2007, 02:42
Guys, I lied. #Chan produces the wierdest porn. Ever seen Zelda porn? Inspector Gadget? Tetris?
Yeah, it's pretty hot-I mean disturbing.
Siylva
05-05-2007, 02:42
Why does the poll only have 'Japan' Twice?

And the answer is Germany
Vescopa
05-05-2007, 02:45
0.o

No.

Then how on Earth do you know if it is weird or not?!
The_pantless_hero
05-05-2007, 02:47
It's Japan vs Germany.
Neo Kervoskia
05-05-2007, 02:48
Then how on Earth do you know if it is weird or not?!

I don't know what crazy forum you graduated from, but here in NSG saying so = truth, why else would there be so many debate threads?
Vescopa
05-05-2007, 02:53
I don't know what crazy forum you graduated from, but here in NSG saying so = truth, why else would there be so many debate threads?

Oh, OK. In that case, I hereby proclaim that no porn is weird! Stick that in your... well, actually, let's not talk about sticking things anywhere in a thread like this, hmm?
UNITIHU
05-05-2007, 02:55
Oh, OK. In that case, I hereby proclaim that no porn is weird! Stick that in your... well, actually, let's not talk about sticking things anywhere in a thread like this, hmm?
Even Tetris?
Seangoli
05-05-2007, 03:03
Even Tetris?

Out of morbid curiosity, how the hell does Tetris have porn?

On second thought, don't answer that. Some things are best left unknown.
Vescopa
05-05-2007, 03:04
Out of morbid curiosity, how the hell does Tetris have porn?

On second thought, don't answer that. Some things are best left unknown.

Well, I once saw a video of a man dressed as one of the 'L' blocks, trying to fit himself into random places in the streets. Kinda floated my boat. Maybe I'm just weird though.
UNITIHU
05-05-2007, 03:05
Out of morbid curiosity, how the hell does Tetris have porn?

On second thought, don't answer that. Some things are best left unknown.
Anything's possible with Anonymous at your side!
NERVUN
05-05-2007, 03:07
Japan. Oh yes, it is indeed Japan. Visiting Kabukicho or Aki-Town will convince you of this.
Entropic Creation
05-05-2007, 03:38
Fundamentalist Christian porn is the most unnatural thing in the world - just a well chaperoned couple fully dressed and quoting scripture back and forth.

Everything else is just preference and opportunity.
Vetalia
05-05-2007, 03:42
Out of morbid curiosity, how the hell does Tetris have porn?

How do Bible fanfics exist?
Radical Centrists
05-05-2007, 03:44
How do Bible fanfics exist?

*States in disbelieve, questions how that is possible*

...

*Realizes that anything is possible on the intarweb, shudders*

:eek:
Darknovae
05-05-2007, 03:59
Fundamentalist Christian porn is the most unnatural thing in the world - just a well chaperoned couple fully dressed and quoting scripture back and forth.

Everything else is just preference and opportunity.

Obviously you have never read the Song of Solomon :eek:

Thank you, Bible camp! :eek:
The Metal Horde
05-05-2007, 04:26
Guys, I lied. #Chan produces the wierdest porn. Ever seen Zelda porn? Inspector Gadget? Tetris?
Yeah, it's pretty hot-I mean disturbing.

I've seen some things, man...Weird things.
Boonytopia
05-05-2007, 06:57
Harlesburg porn is sick.
Troglobites
05-05-2007, 07:07
What about canada? I hear maple syrup is involved.
Posi
05-05-2007, 07:09
Harlesburg porn is sick.
QFT.

It makes um something out of the ordinary seem ordinary.
Potarius
05-05-2007, 07:11
Harlesburg porn is sick.

Seriously.

And what the fuck is up with the chili cheese fries?
IL Ruffino
05-05-2007, 07:14
Thought it said "Which country produces the weirdest products?"

My answer was Japan, and it still is with the actual question.
Mikesburg
05-05-2007, 07:28
I chose Japan option #2, because Japan option #1 is soooo mainstream now. True porn afficionado's prefer Japan option #2.
Daistallia 2104
05-05-2007, 08:13
Japan. Oh yes, it is indeed Japan. Visiting Kabukicho or Aki-Town will convince you of this.

Japan does indeed have the weirdest I've seen off line. I'll see your Kabukicho, and raise you Den-den town's 10 floor porn empourium... (I hear it was worse before kiddy was outlawed...)
Posi
05-05-2007, 08:17
Anyone else notice that Japan + Harlesburg == Japan. I guess Harlesburg is the zero for this numberspace.
Kyronea
05-05-2007, 09:50
See above.

Japan, most assuredly. I've seen many examples I would prefer not to see at all...but I'll let a statement like "penis breasts" be as much of an example as I can provide.
Brutland and Norden
05-05-2007, 09:50
Japan. They've got lots of weird things about sex and porn: hen-tai, bukkake, and the like... Oh, the things you can learn from wikipedia!
Kyronea
05-05-2007, 09:53
How do Bible fanfics exist?

The Internet:
http://www.fanfiction.net/l/700/3/0/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/

You know what's unfair? Fanfiction.Net allows this kind of thing yet their formatting system when it comes to uploading documents is extremely poor--if you've ever tried to ensure groups of text are separated...no matter how you do it, the text always turns into one huge lump you have to separate with FFNet's own system!--and does not allow MSTs. What's up with that?
BackwoodsSquatches
05-05-2007, 11:41
It's Japan vs Germany.

Gospel Truth.
NERVUN
05-05-2007, 11:57
Japan does indeed have the weirdest I've seen off line. I'll see your Kabukicho, and raise you Den-den town's 10 floor porn empourium... (I hear it was worse before kiddy was outlawed...)
I'll see your Den-den and raise you Akihabrara's back street stores, the little ones that are tucked out of the way and sell things that still give me the hibejibies after wandering into a few of them.

They also tend not to care about what is illegal or not.
HC Eredivisie
05-05-2007, 12:03
Anyone else notice that Japan + Harlesburg == Japan. I guess Harlesburg is the zero for this numberspace.
13+9 =/= 18;)
Harlesburg porn is sick.
So true, poor curtains:(
Soleichunn
05-05-2007, 20:38
After seeing tubgirl porn I think I am scarred for life (or at least find something really disturbing funny). What was even scarier was a reference to eelgirls!