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whilst wondering the many pages of the internet I came across this (http://space.newscientist.com/article/mg18524911.600-13-things-that-do-not-make-sense.html)

now thats about 13 threads worth of fun there but I'm lazy so I decided to ask what do you think and more importantly what can you add that doesn't make any sense at all?

I can't make much sense of how Captain Crook never got sick from eating fillet-o-fish

whilst wondering the many pages of the internet I came across this (http://space.newscientist.com/article/mg18524911.600-13-things-that-do-not-make-sense.html)

now thats about 13 threads worth of fun there but I'm lazy so I decided to ask what do you think and more importantly what can you add that doesn't make any sense at all?

I can't make much sense of how Captain Crook never got sick from eating fillet-o-fish
Who is Captain Crook?

I can't understand why Baby oil isn't made from babies.
Peanut oil comes from peanuts, olive oil comes from olives, why doesn't baby oil come from babies?

NationStates General.

I think that one takes the list down to about #7,628.

Who is Captain Crook?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Crook

um yeah...I know all the McDonald's characters :cool:

I can't understand why Baby oil isn't made from babies.
Peanut oil comes from peanuts, olive oil comes from olives, why doesn't baby oil come from babies?

I wonder if motor oil is produced by a motor somewhere in a factory :confused:

Who is Captain Crook?

I can't understand why Baby oil isn't made from babies.
Peanut oil comes from peanuts, olive oil comes from olives, why doesn't baby oil come from babies?

I empathize.

I have had lamb chops, pork chops and veal chops. Where is my beef chop damnit?

What doesn't make sense?

This thread title :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Crook

um yeah...I know all the McDonald's characters :cool:
So that is your 'Call to power' aye?:p
I wonder if motor oil is produced by a motor somewhere in a factory :confused:
Perhaps it is like the Slurm on Futurama?

I empathize.

I have had lamb chops, pork chops and veal chops. Where is my beef chop damnit?
I'm buying a beast so chances are i'll be having your beef chops.:cool:

Though if i specifically asked for beef chops i'd be looked at like a nutter...

I can't understand why Baby oil isn't made from babies.
Peanut oil comes from peanuts, olive oil comes from olives, why doesn't baby oil come from babies?

Yeah they do. 'Cause somewhere in the dark corners of my country, we do make baby oil out of kidnapped babies and children.

SO HIDE YOUR CHILDREN NOW!!!!!

Of course they don't make sence, but they do make sense. Duh. :p

Why does Lou Dobbs get his own show despite reporting on the same thing every freaking night?