Unauthorized State-Owned Chinese MAGICAL KINGDOM!!!
I'm afraid I must link to the slashdot article, since the links do not work.
http://slashdot.org/articles/07/05/04/019218.shtml
And now, the Chinese are truely challenging us on the world stage.
No posts? You make me sad.
Mikesburg
04-05-2007, 22:23
It's... China's world, after all... it's China's world after all... it's China's world after all, it's a Chi-nese world!!
Drunk commies deleted
04-05-2007, 22:25
Disney should nuke beijing.
Swilatia
04-05-2007, 22:37
Disney should nuke beijing.
Please tell me why you think a film company would even have nukes.
Mikesburg
04-05-2007, 22:40
Please tell me why you think a film company would even have nukes.
This is Disney we're talking about. I'm sure they have a whole cartoon fascist army waiting in the wings. And I'm sure their nuclear missiles were designed to be as phallic as possible by irate cartoonists on their way out the door.
Drunk commies deleted
04-05-2007, 22:40
Please tell me why you think a film company would even have nukes.
First of all, we've got photographic evidence corroborating a link between Disney and Kim Jong Il.
http://i12.tinypic.com/66xo3uf.jpg
Second, some Italian dude told me that they tried to buy some yellowcake from Niger. Personally I don't like his use of such a racially charged word, but that doesn't mean he was lying about the yellowcake.
Also, while I've been on an inspection tour of Disney's Epcot and MGM facilities, I was denied admission to their magic kingdom and animal kingdom parks. They must be hiding something.
Swilatia
04-05-2007, 22:45
Disney should nuke beijing.
Please tell me why you think a film company would even have nukes.
Philosopy
04-05-2007, 22:49
Please tell me why you think a film company would even have nukes.
The guy just provided you with a detailed dossier. Disney can launch in 45 minutes. What more evidence do you want?
The guy just provided you with a detailed dossier. Disney can launch in 45 minutes. What more evidence do you want?
A mickey-mouse shaped explosion.
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
04-05-2007, 23:02
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Feronen/ohnoesiy6.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Feronen/ohnoesiy6.gif
Lol.
Free Soviets
04-05-2007, 23:18
Please tell me why you think a film company would even have nukes.
well, they do have one of the largest navies in the world. and they have been able to successfully coerce the united states into indefinitely protecting their copyrights...
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
08-05-2007, 17:16
well, they do have one of the largest navies in the world. and they have been able to successfully coerce the united states into indefinitely protecting their copyrights...
Not to mention that the corporate figureheads at Disney are the spawn of the Devil himself. I would know. My dad used to work at Disneyland in L.A. Great benefits. Shit for pay. It balances out, somewhat...