NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right, folks, it's time for those of us with super powers to come together to fight crime and protect the innocent!

If you were a superhero, what would your powers be? What would your nifty superhero name be? What would your costume look like?

... the one I used in PBC.

Hearthcrafter.

costume: Jeans, shirt, long trench coat.

No costume - nothing - at all. My nude ugly body would repel 'em all. Now that is power.

No costume - nothing - at all. My nude ugly body would repel 'em all. Now that is power.

No, that is nauseating. :p

If I were a Superhero, I'd be a giant robot protecting online forum communities with my powers of editing and banning and deletion.

Oh...wait...

No, that is nauseating. :p

Exactly! Them enemies would die of nausea! DIE!!! *evil laugh*

If I were a Superhero, I'd be a giant robot protecting online forum communities with my powers of editing and banning and deletion.

Oh...wait...

Oh shit! It's a mod! Run!

:p

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/f/flamcart.jpg

Except that instead of getting brain damage from reading 3000 comic books in a row, I would get brain damage from reading the posts on NS General.

Except that instead of getting brain damage from reading 3000 comic books in a row, I would get brain damage from reading the posts on NS General.

Flaming Carrot! Nice!

But uh...don't you mean "dain bramage"? ;)

I'd just be Utracia. Wearing jeans, a T-shirt with a Red Sox baseball cap. The powers would be based on DBZ. I'll use my powers to defeat trolls and spammers all over the world.

I'd just be Utracia. Wearing jeans, a T-shirt with a Red Sox baseball cap. The powers would be based on DBZ. I'll use my powers to defeat trolls and spammers all over the world.

Well, at least the ballcap'd be cool.

Flaming Carrot! Nice!

But uh...don't you mean "dain bramage"? ;)

My alter ego can spell.

Well, at least the ballcap'd be cool.

DBZ powers are cool and I don't feel like spending the energy to come up with something original. In case anybody gets irritated at the reference. I know many who despise that show. Too bad really.

And the cap will be a great thing. :)

What about Princess Padunkadunk?

BootyBelle sounds good, she just needs a pimp sidekick now.

Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer! I can be your Fly Guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-0C9vwUGME)! :cool:

Okay...so...

I've been named either BootyBelle or Princess Padonkadonk. My superpower is apparently distracting criminals with my ghetto booty, eventually causing them to give up their life of crime entirely. Cluich has offered to be my Fly Guy sidekick.

So far in this bizarre spam hallucination, all the ladies in the sexiest NSer contest are in a league to stop crime with our hotness. Now we are looking for a name for our league and the rest of the ladies' names and superpowers.

Aah finally an appropriate moment to bring up my advantageous webbed toes.

No-one shall out swim me.

No-one shall have a wider surface area of their feet than me.

They're a hit at dinner parties.

They're a hit with the ladies.

Oh yeeeaahh!!

(Please disregard my unorthodox interpretations of "appropriate" and "hit")

Spartan-117

If I were a Superhero, I'd be a giant robot protecting online forum communities with my powers of editing and banning and deletion.

Oh...wait...
:eek: you're already a Giant Robot!?!?

Goofballman!

I'd have the power of probability manipulation. Basically, my very presence alters the laws of physics and causes unlikely but harmless events to occur. Nobody can get killed or severely injured in my presence, but they can get deeply embarrassed. Villains get humiliated as ten thousand gallon vats of custard upend over them as their pants fall down. Sheer unadulterated chaos will radiate outward from me in all directions at all times. :)

Considering the uncontrollable nature of my power, I think my outfit will be something easy to clean and/or replace. :)

I'd have the power to make people shit in their pants.

I could turn the tide at election time. Just imagine the possibilities.

:eek: you're already a Giant Robot!?!?

Didn't you see the avatar? ;)

Goofballman!

I'd have the power of probability manipulation. Basically, my very presence alters the laws of physics and causes unlikely but harmless events to occur. Nobody can get killed or severely injured in my presence, but they can get deeply embarrassed. Villains get humiliated as ten thousand gallon vats of custard upend over them as their pants fall down. Sheer unadulterated chaos will radiate outward from me in all directions at all times. :)

Considering the uncontrollable nature of my power, I think my outfit will be something easy to clean and/or replace. :)

Already been done: Impossible Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Man). :p

I'd have the power to make people shit in their pants.

I could turn the tide at election time. Just imagine the possibilities.

Reminds me of a stoned conversation I was part of many years ago. We were discussing what one super power we would want if we could have just one. Most people were saying things like flying, invisibility -- you know, the typical ones. But when it comes to my little brother, he tells us all he'd want the power to shit other people's pants, esssentially teleporting his own turds into other people's trousers. His reasoning? "Okay, say you're attacking me. All of a sudden, there's a big pile of shit in your pants. You're not going to keep fighting now, are you?" :p

They call me...
Gravlen!

With the power of stealthy naughtiness, I am able to sneakily fluffle anybody into submission! My powers of innuendo is second to none, as hard as that might seem. The only question is whether or not I will use my spamalicious powers for good or ebil? :eek:

Only time will tell!


*Throws out chocolates and disappears in a puff of fluffles*


Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Reminds me of a stoned conversation I was part of many years ago. We were discussing what one super power we would want if we could have just one. Most people were saying things like flying, invisibility -- you know, the typical ones. But when it comes to my little brother, he tells us all he'd want the power to shit other people's pants, esssentially teleporting his own turds into other people's trousers. His reasoning? "Okay, say you're attacking me. All of a sudden, there's a big pile of shit in your pants. You're not going to keep fighting now, are you?" :p

Well I wouldn't need to teleport my own feces...just having someone crap their own pants would be powerful enough. Who is going to continue doing ANYTHING with a load in their shorts? Aside from babies of course.

Well I wouldn't need to teleport my own feces...just having someone crap their own pants would be powerful enough. Who is going to continue doing ANYTHING with a load in their shorts? Aside from babies of course.

But it'd be a helluva lot more shocking if you knew it didn't come from your own asshole, now, wouldn't it?

List of my superheroes:

Devastater: can create electrical spheres in his hands to discharge on opponets. Constume: Beret, leather jacket, army boots.

Bloodweaver: can weave and harden blood into weapons. She looks human, but once she absorbs blood through her nails, she turns into a black-skinned, red-eyed monster. Using blood vessals she can creat deadly whips, or she can use bloood to make a highly explosive compound. She can harden blood to make is as tough as iron. She can some times combine her powers to make "blood-grenades". Costume: wears a skirt that looks like cameo-blood.

Amnesia: No one remembers him who meets him. After an hour of meeting him, they totally forget him. If he touches someone they get amnesia for 10 seconds, making them forget why they're fighting (even the fact that they're fighting), who they are, where they are, ect. for 10 seconds. Although every time he goes to sleep he wakes-up forgetting everything, therefore after discovering his powers, he kept a diary and in fact needs to and must literally rediscover himself every morning. Costume: varies heavily.

Hyper: a million screwball who has a penchant for coffee and a literally limitless amount of energy. There for he can always run at top speed. Suffers from A.D.D. and is hyper-active. Costume: tights and underwear.


VILLIANS:

Yum-Yum: Bloodweaver arch-enemy, Yum-Yum has an uncontrolable appetite for human flesh. He has a very long tongue whcih can peel something a delicate as paint, or as lethal as flesh. Also spit digestive acid which digest people it hits. His identity is hidden due to teh fact he wears a large mask which resembles Whinne the Pooh and Barney rolled into one. Th emask is HUGE and has teeth that can crush rock/bone. He is the head of genetics research company. His personality is childish when his is looking for food, using dumb baby-words and talk. When not on the look-out for a snack (and running his company) he acts very serious. At all times he has an annoting habit of licking his lips, and his employees sometimes wonder what he eats at the table, and aren't entirey convinced that it's fine French food as he says. Costume: A VERY big mask.

The Familly: dedicated to talking over the world, the family are dangerous and many.

Mother: Her skin is marine, and her ability is that all her children are super-powered. However, she often has to cope with her alchoholic husband. She is immortal and is not affected by age. CostumeL generally she is dressed in a suit skirt.

Scheme: the Mother's oldest child Scheme is an incredable genius. He is 187 years old, and has invented laser guns and the like. However, his body has never matured past 6 years old, unlike his emotions and brains. Costume: a Napoleonic-era colonel's uniform fit for his size.

Swarm: is a living hive and each of his pores has an insect liveing in it he can control.

Mellow: can secrete yellow gas that tranqes-out opponets.

Menagerie: She can heal as fast as a reptile (can grom her hand back in about 6-12 monthes) but importantly she can change her body parts into animals. Example: if she changes her eye intoa butterfly she can control and she out of it; she might change her fingers into deadly worms and send them to attack an opponet; her arm can change into a python.


Unusual goof-off character: Streaker: if not wearing any clothes Streaker possesses super speed.




These are some of by better heroes/villians but I got plenty more.

Didn't you see the avatar? ;)



Already been done: Impossible Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Man). :p

Bah! He's just a shapeshifter. I alter reality. :cool:

But it'd be a helluva lot more shocking if you knew it didn't come from your own asshole, now, wouldn't it?

But wouldn't that mean you'd have to shit yourself first?

Yeah, I'll pass on that one, despite the fact that you have a smashing point.

Yes, I too came up with this power whilst stoned. I also wanted a related power...super tourettes...causing anyone to erupt into a stream of profanities.

I would be me! And I would have the super power of...

YOINK!

I would use my yoink to right wrongs and defeat vilanny!

Examples
Villain: "You can never defeat me, not while I have my Subatomic Discombobulator!"
Me: "Yoink!"
Villain: "Eh?"
Me: Points subatomic discombobulator at villian, "You were saying what now?"

If I needed a super power like strength, or flight, or something similar... I would just shout yoink and take it from whomever had it for my own use.

That is the single most powerful super power ever concieved =)

But wouldn't that mean you'd have to shit yourself first?

No, the idea was that, as you shat, it would appear instantly in another's pants.

Yeah, I'll pass on that one, despite the fact that you have a smashing point.

I wish I could take credit for it. It's the product of my little brother's warped mind, though. Frighteningly enough, he's even more warped than I am -- one of those cases where the student surpasses the teacher. ;)

Yes, I too came up with this power whilst stoned. I also wanted a related power...super tourettes...causing anyone to erupt into a stream of profanities.

I actually lived that power. When I was at uni, there was this pain in the arse who pledged my fraternity. I made it a rule that whenever I walked into a room he was in, he had to act as though he had Tourettes. Good times. :D

I might join if it wasd "nsg', not "NationStates". I don't want to be associated with the II people.

I might join if it wasd "nsg', not "NationStates". I don't want to be associated with the II people.

I've no doubt the feeling is mutual. :p

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/superman.gif

Didn't you see the avatar? ;)


yeah... but one doesn't expect the avatar to be a self portrait...

yeah... but one doesn't expect the avatar to be a self portrait...

But in this case, it is! :D

World Hacker, ability to change one type of matter to another. Wears a black trenchcoat with a picture of the world with an anarchy sign superimposed on it, supposedly to represent the chaos of the world. But really because worlds with anarchy signs superimposed on them are cool.

I would have the power to allow my head to grow to enormous sizes, whilst the rest of my body stayed the same size. I would then charge my enemies with my giant head, much like the Spider-man villian 'The Rhino'. I would go by the name 'The Headmaster', and would pull out cheesy one-liners like 'I'll head him off at the pass', or 'it's time for you to get to the head of the class'. My costume would be blue, with a giant H over a silhouette of a head.

Criminals beware.

Gravlen says that I have "Chandelier-swinging, hyperintelligence and the alluring power of asexuality" and that I can turn other people into asexuals.

I also give myself the power of stealth. However, I have the tendency to get lost in thought and not pay attention to my surroundings, sometimes even bursting into a run for no apparent reason (and consequently running into a pole- yes, this really happened), and that could be a potential weakness.

My costume would consist of a full-face black mask, a red cape, and a baggy black t-shirt and nice black pants with black dress shoes.

:)

I'd be Mr Star trek man...my super powers would be the ability to transform into a dungeons and dragons master...to get sand kicked in my face on the beach and the power to put a gun to my head and end it all if I even thought about posting a thread like this...:sniper:

Gravlen says that I have "Chandelier-swinging, hyperintelligence and the alluring power of asexuality" and that I can turn other people into asexuals.

:)

:eek: And she reads minds!!!

*Escapes*

:eek: And she reads minds!!!

*Escapes*

:D

My sidekick would be Redshirt, the otherwise nameless character in an original star trek outfit who dies every issue, only to return the next in a different form.

Just one? I've got a whole team of stupor heroes. Lack Luster Team, sound off!

"I'm Oscilation Man, constantly wavering between god-like strength and nerd-like fragility."

"And I'm The Flirtle, faster than a turtle!" (His legs and arms can move extremely fast but he can merely inch forward)

"And I am Obnoxious Observer. What is it with you CRAAAAAZY Earthlings? With your MTV, and the underwear with the cartoon characters on them?"

"Hey, I'm John Leno, a.k.a. The Black Nightlight, beloved Black stereotype of calm assertion. Now stand aside, fizzle. This is how we do."

"And we're Chia-Fred and White Noise, stupid white rappers with green hair. We don't really have any powers and all we really do is splash people with apple juice."

"And I am Generic Man! I'm a mutant alien whose planet was conquered then destroyed, getting bombarded with cosmic rays during the trip and landing in toxic waste. I have all the generic super powers like super-strength, super-speed, flight, etc."
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I'd be the Sniper. I'd run around the cities rooftops with my trusty M40A3. I'd also have a whole bunch of other weapons though, like an AA-12 and a crossbow.

The hunt is on.

My sidekick would be Redshirt, the otherwise nameless character in an original star trek outfit who dies every issue, only to return the next in a different form.

We can have sidekicks? I always thought they were lame, but now that I'm a superhero... hmmmmm... I need a match for my giant head powers...

I just thought of another one! An Hero! An Hero would get depressed at some point throughout each issue and commit suicide by the end, only to be replaced by a new An Hero the very next issue. The first one would be Mitchell Henderson, who would become An Hero then lose his iPod and have a bad day. The issue would end with him shooting himself.
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/61/Mitchhero.gif

I think it'd be really funny if in one issue, Mitch comes bnack from the dead when his evil twin from a parallel universe, An Villain, shows up. An Villain would be the exact opposite of An hero; he would have stolen an iPod rather than have his taken from him, he would have had a great day, and he would still be alive. And have a big, black mustache.

That's right, folks, it's time for those of us with super powers to come together to fight crime and protect the innocent!

If you were a superhero, what would your powers be? What would your nifty superhero name be? What would your costume look like?

I would be, (The) Catalyst! I would...make things happen more effeciently/quickly/easily, and come out unharmed! I'd have a cane.

They call me...
Gravlen!

With the power of stealthy naughtiness, I am able to sneakily fluffle anybody into submission! My powers of innuendo is second to none, as hard as that might seem. The only question is whether or not I will use my spamalicious powers for good or ebil? :eek:

Only time will tell!


*Throws out chocolates and disappears in a puff of fluffles*


Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Argh, comic sans! I'm melting...melting...:eek:

Argh, comic sans! I'm melting...melting...:eek:

:( she was nice to me

Mmm...

Name: Magus.

Outfit: Modern clothing, a staff and a cape-cloak.

Powers: Zatanna gone male. Basically able to alter reality given a while to do it.

my name would 425309247eijkcvanksdhfvioewr3iw (this would go on for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to the power of 9999 more pages. my super power would be exhausting my foes when they say, oh noz, its [then they attempt to say my name] man.

my name would 425309247eijkcvanksdhfvioewr3iw (this would go on for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to the power of 9999 more pages. my super power would be exhausting my foes when they say, oh noz, its [then they attempt to say my name] man.

Your weakness would be a villain saying "Oh no, it's that guy!".

Already been done: Impossible Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Man). :p

Also: Longshot, The Scarlet Witch.

I would be Wildstar, an utterly cheerful and indestructible teenager with martial arts.


Wildstar: (roundhouse kicking a villain off a building, then watching him fall) Oops! Sooooooorry!

*jumps off building in perfect dive, somehow violates laws of physics and lands, then catches villain without hurting herself while the villain breaks multiple bones in the catch.*

"Um, are you ok, Mister Bad Guy?."

As stated somewhere else, I am part of Ilie's team...As a sidekick of sorts, I'll let her handle the anglosaxon way of seduction and I'll do the latina part. Tangochica is as good as any other name.

And of course the Justice League of NationStates needs supervillains to fight!!

And we have one group all ready.

The Bush.

A collective of subservient drones who emphatically believe that the 43rd President of the United States is the country's greatest leader and that anyone who disagrees or opposes his policies is a Gay Liberal Muslim Terrorist trying to turn the world into a Global Caliphate™.

"We are the Bush. Resistance is fyutyle. You will be democratized."

Actually, I would be an NSG super villain - the dreaded Corporate Bitch. Her costume is a black, form-fitted power suit with the letters CB emblazoned on it, in scarlet and her mighty briefcase of destruction. She is able to do everything except break the glass ceiling. She has caused the downfall of many of her foes with cries of "discrimination," "litigation," and "sexual harassment."

She started out as a mild-mannered attorney whose goals were to aid the downtrodden minorities, but found her efforts thwarted at every turn by the corporate old boy's club and political hacks. She became bitter and allowed her bitterness to overpower her desire to do the right thing.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9f/Whiteman.jpg
A superhero for the 21st century!

...

I'm going to hell.

I'd have the power to make people shit in their pants.

I could turn the tide at election time. Just imagine the possibilities.
I remember that thread.

The poo-finger or the orgasm finger...

As always, I'm in favor of a combination of the two: First, touch them with the orgasm finger and when they reach it, give them the poo finger.

Muahahaha!

And on that note, I'd like to congratulate German Nightmare for making the villains list!

*Applaud*

The is the most vile and evil thing I have ever heard of! Dr. Doom should move over.

I would be Adam Adamant

powers swurling clothes and canestiock

I'd be Predicto-Sneezo Man.

I'd just be Johnny Blade. A fast guy with a sword. I'd overpower everybody by farting (Ask my classmates!) and then chop them up with the sword.

I bet Cluich wish he had powers to stop the mod hammer :p

And on that note, I'd like to congratulate German Nightmare for making the villains list!

*Applaud*

The is the most vile and evil thing I have ever heard of! Dr. Doom should move over.
Thank you.

I believe I only sided with the villains to be able to oppose the H.A.W.T. girls. ;)

Thank you.

I believe I only sided with the villains to be able to oppose the H.A.W.T. girls. ;)

is that so ,hows it going for you then

is that so ,hows it going for you then
I could show you with two finger strokes. http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/nono.gif

I would probably dress and have the power of Agents from The Matrix, to dodge bullets, to go from one body to another and just be completely awesome, and look awesome! :D

Something like:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/1007supermathematics1iw.jpg
Only more accurate.

I could show you with two finger strokes. http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/nono.gif

lucky you

No, that is nauseating. :p
Thats your super power right?:p
I could show you with two finger strokes.http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/nono.gif
Oh please do and you should probably use the pinky too.

I'd be The Shocker
And my special power would be two in the coot one in the boot.;)

I would probably dress and have the power of Agents from The Matrix, to dodge bullets, to go from one body to another and just be completely awesome, and look awesome! :D

Well, I think I'd just like to have the power of absorbing any knowledge I want like they do in the Matrix. Now that would be great.

Argh, comic sans! I'm melting...melting...:eek:

Is that a good thing... or a bad thing... Or is there a third option? :confused:

Is that a good thing... or a bad thing... Or is there a third option? :confused:

... a "I don't care" option?

... a "I don't care" option?
I like that option.