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A woman who thought her husband was cheating on her laced his curry with what she originally said was arsenic. Turns out it was actually dog feces. She thought he was cheating on her, but it turns out he wasn't. Now her defense lawyer claims she suffered "mental abuse".

You know, if I were the husband I might prefer the arsenic. Also if that happened to me mental abuse would be kinda low on the list of what she has to worry about.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6612529.stm

The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship "had hit an all time low".No shit.

Then I need to file for damages.

When I was in Afghanistan, I learned that the locals stand to shit and squat to piss. I will never forget when, for some unknown reason, about a company of Afghan soldiers were housed on our FOB for a week or so. Since they were not used to our diet, certain, uh, gastrointestinal problems resulted (they all got the splatters). They would just squat and dump wherever they were - and not clean it or themselves up. I saw a CSM just about go into orbit after he stepped in one of those bio-mines on the way to chow.

No shit.

That's rarely a witty rejoiner, but I'm busting a gut right now! :D

No shit.

:D

Then I need to file for damages.

When I was in Afghanistan, I learned that the locals stand to shit and squat to piss. I will never forget when, for some unknown reason, about a company of Afghan soldiers were housed on our FOB for a week or so. Since they were not used to our diet, certain, uh, gastrointestinal problems resulted (they all got the splatters). They would just squat and dump wherever they were - and not clean it or themselves up. I saw a CSM just about go into orbit after he stepped in one of those bio-mines on the way to chow.

Is chow something like shitsu?

Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace told the court that on 13 March, after placing the dinner in front of her husband Donald and watching him start to eat it, Martin had burst out laughing.

She's an amateur. It's much funnier if you let them eat it ALL.

Him: "Hey, what the hell did you put in this curry? It tastes like shit!"
Her: "What? Don't you like my cooking? Get takeaway then, you ungrateful bastard!"

I love your thread titles DCD :D

Is chow something like shitsu?

No. Chow is food - your regular meal.

Must be the male proclivity towards finding things of the ass funny, but I gotta agree: as disgusting as the topic is, I haven't laughed out loud from reading a forum thread in a while. This is legitimately funny shi...stuff!

I guess thats a non vegetarian curry....

No. Chow is food - your regular meal.

'Fraid not, sport. Chow is dog. Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_Chow)

:D

'Fraid not, sport. Chow is dog. Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_Chow)

:D

Only in Korea.... ;)

Hell hath no fury...

Only in Korea.... ;)

the main meat is pork...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070502/tod-uk-korea-diet-b7e5c6f.html

Hell hath no fury...

... like a woman scorned."

Bloody classic. I haven't heard the words "male chauvinist pig" in years. Years and years and years. Perhaps today's the day. ;)

the main meat is pork...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070502/tod-uk-korea-diet-b7e5c6f.html

Chinese and Koreans like dogs.

The bigger, the better.

http://www.aapn.org/stbernard.html

... like a woman scorned."

Bloody classic. I haven't heard the words "male chauvinist pig" in years. Years and years and years. Perhaps today's the day. ;)

Only if an abnormally sensitive person takes extreme offence at a throwaway cliché.

Chinese and Koreans like dogs.

The bigger, the better.

http://www.aapn.org/stbernard.html

And the French all love horse meat :rolleyes:

And the French all love horse meat :rolleyes:
But, I bet it all tastes the same with enough curry...

And the French all love horse meat :rolleyes:

it's very very good meat, it used to be one of my favorites, only lamb tastes better.

But, I bet it all tastes the same with enough curry...

Would you eat a horse or dog curry?

when I was in Seoul our company rep reckoned he spiked us with dog neat...was not able to tell the difference or if the guy was messing with us LOL

I blame the soju

Would you eat a horse or dog curry?


If no one told me what it really was, I probably would. I like curry.

it's very very good meat, it used to be one of my favorites, only lamb tastes better.

Oh I was not having a go at horse meat nor the French...or Belgians for that matter...

If no one told me what it really was, I probably would. I like curry.

I am a curry freak. Love the stuff.

One of the downsides of moving to Amsterdam will be a lack of curry making materials :(

Would you eat a horse or dog curry?

I wouldn't, but then I'm a vego. I'd eat it if I was hungry enough.

Horse is apparently low in fat. It's reputation for being tough and coarse-tasting is because a young horse is too valuable to eat, so it's old horses who end up as dog-food.

Crikey, is horse that different from cattle? They're both big vegetarian ruminants.

Dogs are mainly carnivorous. That's the only important distinction when it comes to the quality of the meat or the safety of eating it. Carnivores may be infected with mammalian diseases from their diet, and accumulate toxins like heavy metals and pesticides.

when I was in Seoul our company rep reckoned he spiked us with dog meat...


Dogs for eating are fed well and slaughtered young just like yer beef or pork. That some people are freaked-out about eating dogs or horses, when they're completely indifferent to eating pigs or oxen is just crazy.
Do we owe the entire horse species for having used horses for transport some time in the past? Do we owe the entire dog species for being "man's best friend?" It's a cultural neurosis.

I wouldn't, but then I'm a vego. I'd eat it if I was hungry enough.

Horse is apparently low in fat. It's reputation for being tough and coarse-tasting is because a young horse is too valuable to eat, so it's old horses who end up as dog-food.

Crikey, is horse that different from cattle? They're both big vegetarian ruminants.

Dogs are mainly carnivorous. That's the only important distinction when it comes to the quality of the meat or the safety of eating it. Carnivores may be infected with mammalian diseases from their diet, and accumulate toxins like heavy metals and pesticides.



Dogs for eating are fed well and slaughtered young just like yer beef or pork. That some people are freaked-out about eating dogs or horses, when they're completely indifferent to eating pigs or oxen is just crazy.
Do we owe the entire horse species for having used horses for transport some time in the past? Do we owe the entire dog species for being "man's best friend?" It's a cultural neurosis.

Well it depends also how its cooked but yeah you are right for the most part. Don't forget that chickens are not the docile grain eaters people think they are...

Personally I am willing to give most things a go at least once...from sheep brain to jellied eels (yuck yuck yuck) to Hakarl (not tried it yet but am hoping to one of these days)

Well it depends also how its cooked but yeah you are right for the most part. Don't forget that chickens are not the docile grain eaters people think they are...
I've got chickens, they're hilarious. :) All hens though, roosters are vicious and more trouble than they're worth.

Personally I am willing to give most things a go at least once...from sheep brain to jellied eels (yuck yuck yuck) to Hakarl (not tried it yet but am hoping to one of these days)
Good attitude. You can always spit it out if it's really that bad.

I suppose I'd have to be really starving (down to 0% body-fat, unable to stand up starving) to eat shit though. Apparently there's still some nourishment to be got from it. It's making me queasy to think about it, but I guess that would be better than dying.
I think I just grossed myself out. Sorry everybody.

A woman who thought her husband was cheating on her laced his curry with what she originally said was arsenic. Turns out it was actually dog feces. She thought he was cheating on her, but it turns out he wasn't. Now her defense lawyer claims she suffered "mental abuse".

You know, if I were the husband I might prefer the arsenic. Also if that happened to me mental abuse would be kinda low on the list of what she has to worry about.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6612529.stm

Oy...

I've got chickens, they're hilarious. :) All hens though, roosters are vicious and more trouble than they're worth.


Good attitude. You can always spit it out if it's really that bad.

I suppose I'd have to be really starving (down to 0% body-fat, unable to stand up starving) to eat shit though. Apparently there's still some nourishment to be got from it. It's making me queasy to think about it, but I guess that would be better than dying.
I think I just grossed myself out. Sorry everybody.

I'm not sure you'll get much in the way of nutritional value from yer own dump...urine I can understand coz of the water....but yer own torpedo?

I think I'd have to give it a miss...I think I would rather eat my own arm...

errr....someone....quick....change the subject....!