NationStates Jolt Archive

We're all familiar with energy drinks, from Red Bull (http://www.redbull.com/#page=ProductPage) to SoBe (http://www.sobebev.com/gateway_flash.html), Rockstar (http://www.rockstar69.com/products.html), and the original, Jolt (http://www.joltenergy.com/Fridge/tabid/80/Default.aspx) ;)
What they all have in common is an appeal to the outsider, the subversive. So, what's a young conservative supposed to do? Enter Ol' Glory (http://www.olglory.com/products.htm), which even has the Pledge of Allegiance on the can! And the phrase "Under God" in all caps! LOL!
Would you drink it?

We're all familiar with energy drinks, from Red Bull (http://www.redbull.com/#page=ProductPage) to SoBe (http://www.sobebev.com/gateway_flash.html), Rockstar (http://www.rockstar69.com/products.html), and the original, Jolt (http://www.joltenergy.com/Fridge/tabid/80/Default.aspx) ;)
What they all have in common is an appeal to the outsider, the subversive. So, what's a young conservative supposed to do? Enter Ol' Glory (http://www.olglory.com/products.htm), which even has the Pledge of Allegiance on the can! And the phrase "Under God" in all caps! LOL!
Would you drink it?
I'd hate be in charge of the European marketing division.

Wow. I love capitalism.

yuck, i hate energy drinks, especialy conservative energy drinks.

I'd hate be in charge of the European marketing division.

Or the Middle Eastern one.

wow.

There is one around here called Cocaine......that's nice. :(

big freaking banner on the way to take my kids to the park

"Cocaine sold here! Try it today!"

:rolleyes:

wow.

There is one around here called Cocaine......that's nice. :(

big freaking banner on the way to take my kids to the park

"Cocaine sold here! Try it today!"

:rolleyes:



Hah, i used cocaine once. (i like being able to say it, and not mean the literal thing) :D

Or the Middle Eastern one.
No way. Middle East would be a doss. Instead of 'energy drink', market it as 'target practice'.

Those things make me sicker than shit.

Those things make me sicker than shit.

You know you shouldn't be drinking shit?

It's cheap, I'll try it.

I'm quite addicted to energy drinks, so finding a tasty cheap brand would be nice.

They are all totally disgusting.

wow.

There is one around here called Cocaine......that's nice. :(

big freaking banner on the way to take my kids to the park

"Cocaine sold here! Try it today!"

:rolleyes:

What's so wrong about the brand being called "Cocaine"? It actually makes sense that they would name their product that, to me at least. And I'd think there'd be a picture of the product on the banner, yes?

I've been looking for that drink for qiute a while with no luck.. send me a can of it? *puppy eyes*

how good would that taste mix with vodka

Isn't there also a gay one?

I don't think something like this would do well in Poland.

Isn't there also a gay one?

KY Power drink? For those long nights?

KY Power drink? For those long nights?

This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Fuel), actually.

Isn't there also a gay one?

I'd imagine that one's called Ol' Glory Hole.

This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Fuel/), actually.

Pssst! Remove the last "/"

They are all totally disgusting.
QFT

We're all familiar with energy drinks, from Red Bull (http://www.redbull.com/#page=ProductPage) to SoBe (http://www.sobebev.com/gateway_flash.html), Rockstar (http://www.rockstar69.com/products.html), and the original, Jolt (http://www.joltenergy.com/Fridge/tabid/80/Default.aspx) ;)
What they all have in common is an appeal to the outsider, the subversive. So, what's a young conservative supposed to do? Enter Ol' Glory (http://www.olglory.com/products.htm), which even has the Pledge of Allegiance on the can! And the phrase "Under God" in all caps! LOL!
Would you drink it?

HAHAHAHAHA!

So, what's a young conservative supposed to do? Enter Ol' Glory (http://www.olglory.com/products.htm), which even has the Pledge of Allegiance on the can! And the phrase "Under God" in all caps! LOL!
Would you drink it?

mmmm, uncle sam juice

I'm not allowed energy drinks anymore. They make me hyper. I was once in a very patronising debrief. I got quite miserable and insulted and eventually stormed out. I was found close by on the National gallery side of Trafalgar square. Had a bit of chat with the person who found me and agreed to come back. On the way back she brought me the energy drink because she fought it might lift my spirits.
...
I subsequently got hyper, created havoc and lots of fun for the participants and ruffled the feathers of the extremely camp, latino head facilitator and others. :)

The question is, will my "Jesus Juice"-brand energy drink outsell it?

Or the Middle Eastern one.

The average person in the middle east likes America. At least what I have found from my travels. Europeans are the ones that are the most "anti-American".

The question is, will my "Jesus Juice"-brand energy drink outsell it?

Is it made with genuine holy water?

for 99 cents? I'll try it.

wow.

There is one around here called Cocaine......that's nice. :(

big freaking banner on the way to take my kids to the park

"Cocaine sold here! Try it today!"

:rolleyes:

Oh my god, it's so terrible! Somebody please think of the poor, defenseless children and what might become of their fragile, jello-like minds! THE HUMANITY!

Yeeeeeeeeeah.

Would anyone drink an energy drink that was flavored after me!? :eek:

Anyway... wtf?

Would anyone drink an energy drink that was flavored after me!? :eek:

Er, you do realise that what you just said could mean any number of things, right...?

I don't see how this only goes to conservative. While they are generally more patriotic than liberals, I have met plenty of liberals who are proud of America.

I don't think something like this would do well in Poland.

I don't think this would do well outside the USA period.

To be honest I'm not sure that it would well even in the US.

Er, you do realise that what you just said could mean any number of things, right...?

I'm just asking about the poll. I did realize what it could mean :eek:

I hate energy drinks.

Is it made with genuine holy water?

Of course not. We mustn't alienate the undead and demonic demographics.

To be honest I'm not sure that it would well even in the US.

It's more of a novelty item, methinks.

how good would that taste mix with vodka
Depends on if it's pre-Perestoika vodka :p
The question is, will my "Jesus Juice"-brand energy drink outsell it?
You should contact them! Sounds right up their alley ;)
Would anyone drink an energy drink that was flavored after me!? :eek:
According to the poll so far, 8 people would :eek:
I don't see how this only goes to conservative. While they are generally more patriotic than liberals, I have met plenty of liberals who are proud of America.
Proud to be American? Yep, I'm one :) Obsessive about "Under God" in the Pledge? Not so much :rolleyes:
Of course not. We mustn't alienate the undead and demonic demographics.
I think they're covered by this (http://www.monsterenergy.com/product/) :D
It's more of a novelty item, methinks.
They're in Wal*Mart . . . could be big!

I'll certainly try it next time I'm out on a Bawls trip.

I'll certainly try it next time I'm out on a Bawls trip.

Hehe, they come in a blue bottle.

He..hehe....hahahahahaha.

God I love those little drinks.

Hehe, they come in a blue bottle.

He..hehe....hahahahahaha.

God I love those little drinks.

Blue Bawls? :rolleyes: :p

We need to make a new brand. A brand for the true conservative.

Liquid Schwartz

One place you definitely couldn't sell this stuff (or any other energy drink) is Israel - things like Red Bull are actually illegal there, so I'm told.

What's so wrong about the brand being called "Cocaine"? It actually makes sense that they would name their product that, to me at least. And I'd think there'd be a picture of the product on the banner, yes?
the banner specifically annoys me because it's not like the brand's banner, and it doesn't say anything about it being an energy drink, it just says that you can buy cocaine there, and that you should try it......


Oh my god, it's so terrible! Somebody please think of the poor, defenseless children and what might become of their fragile, jello-like minds! THE HUMANITY!

Yeeeeeeeeeah.

you like your strawmen yeah?

I saw this stuff at Walmart this morning! Hey, for a dollar, it's a good buzz. And I'm enough of a perv that I think the can is a HOOT~! :D
They also had some stuff called "Rip" that was only a dollar. Gotta try that next ;)

Hehe, they come in a blue bottle.

He..hehe....hahahahahaha.

God I love those little drinks.

What? You've never seen the sugar-free (http://bluerhinos.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bwls-guarnaexx.jpg) version? :p

the banner specifically annoys me because it's not like the brand's banner, and it doesn't say anything about it being an energy drink, it just says that you can buy cocaine there, and that you should try it......

Ah.

See, I was totally picturing a banner that had the product shown.

You're starting to make sense to me again. *nods*

Ah.

See, I was totally picturing a banner that had the product shown.

You're starting to make sense to me again. *nods*

nope, it's just a white vinyl banner with big black letters.

nope, it's just a white vinyl banner with big black letters.

I wonder if that actually helps their sales..