NationStates Jolt Archive

Yeah, I get the usual ones about No Smoking, etc. But I am confused by more and more of these signs, as they tend to be a bit more complicated than the usual red circle with the stick figure. In fact, some adverts are now including them, so I need the help of the international crew here at NS General to help me decipher what some of these mean.

Here's the first one:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/142605272_6cfe4e77d1.jpg?v=0

I'm guessing that's "Dogs must be carried on escalators". Though what you do if you don't have a dog is anyone's guess.

Yep, I'm fully aware of how old and bad that joke is.

Ok, here's the next one

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/455356745_c58ff88e97.jpg?v=0

What is it? Don't get struck by lightning in the nads?

nah I think its just 'risk of electrical shock'

Getting it in the nads is actually very relaxing....or so I hear.....

Ok, here's the next one

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/455356745_c58ff88e97.jpg?v=0

What is it? Don't get struck by lightning in the nads?

Step by step:
1) Red Triangle, so it's a warning.
2) Lightning, so either electrocution or frequent lightning strikes (could be very valid at the top of a mountain that often gets lightning storms).

End result:
Risk of Electrocution! :D

Getting it in the nads is actually very relaxing....or so I hear.....

Depends on the current and tension.

Ok, some instructions from a BB gun manual...

"Don't be fucking stupid!" ?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/102083538_32a34e406a.jpg?v=0

hmmm you sound like a bit of an expert on this matter lol :eek:

EDIT: and yeah, I can go for that rule!

Ok, here's the next one

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/455356745_c58ff88e97.jpg?v=0

What is it? Don't get struck by lightning in the nads?
"Kung Fu Skillz do not work against electricity"

Fass might know this one.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/460387200_5a4a4101db.jpg?v=1176667545

Ok, some instructions from a BB gun manual...

"Don't be fucking stupid!" ?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/102083538_32a34e406a.jpg?v=0
"Make sure you're looking where you shoot. That way, you've got more chance of a headshot".

This one is oddly self explanatory. Apparently it was spotted in Catalonia. *nod*

http://static.flickr.com/106/307210522_0bf053badb.jpg

Fass might know this one.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/460387200_5a4a4101db.jpg?v=1176667545

"Conjoined twins, have sex here!"

Fass might know this one.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/460387200_5a4a4101db.jpg?v=1176667545

A Style. Nice. :)

What about this one? For the clueless tourist in France?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/42001075_c753356339.jpg?v=0

What about this one? For the clueless tourist in France?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/42001075_c753356339.jpg?v=0

"Photo Opportunity here"

:)

What about this one? For the clueless tourist in France?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/42001075_c753356339.jpg?v=0

"Climbing mountains upside down not advised"

Maybe we should vacation elsewhere...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/397150382_c4afe396f2.jpg?v=0

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/3392-2/StrangeSign1.JPG

I don't think this needs a caption :p

If you are here, you are truly fucked.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/353126936_6fb0006369.jpg?v=0

No interpretive dance.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/289561220_d339f0da22.jpg?v=0

Fass might know this one.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/460387200_5a4a4101db.jpg?v=1176667545

Because only gay people do it doggy style. Ha. Ha.

Because only gay people do it doggy style. Ha. Ha.

To be fair, I would assume that male homosexuals are more likely to do it doggy style more than heretosexual couples.

But of course, not only they do it ;)

To be fair, I would assume that male homosexuals are more likely to do it doggy style more than heretosexual couples.

Why would you assume something as silly as that?

Because only gay people do it doggy style. Ha. Ha.
Well, it isn't missionary, so it cannot be a hetero couple.

Well, it isn't missionary, so it cannot be a hetero couple.

Hetero sex can't really be that ruttish. If it is, then all our propaganda is true! :eek:

To be fair, I would assume that male homosexuals are more likely to do it doggy style more than heretosexual couples.

But of course, not only they do it ;)

Homosexuals are more flexible than heterosexuals. They can do it in nearly any position that you can think of. It's science.