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For those who saw Red Dwarf what would you do if you had possession of the luck virus and the sexual magnetism virus and go anywhere in the world or go into any tv series, movie or videogame reality to use them?

Please be creative and clever and for those who are oblivious as to what the viruses I names are go to google or youtube and look up "red dwarf luck virus" or you can replace luck with "positive"

I'd go to azumanga, use the luck virus on myself so I don't get caught then spray Kimura with the sexual magnetism virus, go back to our universe and watch as the azumanga chicks go all over Kimura then recover after the virus wears off, start screaming their heads off as Kimura comes for seconds. :p

Another thing I'd use the luck virus on myself then with luck spray a national leader with the sexual magnetism virus from a distance causing everyone watching the politics channel or world news to guffaw as several house members of the parliament or congress (whatever they have) start charging towards him/ her in infatuation (note that both straight and otherwise would be charging at him/her.

What would YOU do?

Luck virus, and find a gig bag containing a Fender VG Stratocaster, leads, and spare string pack behind a bush.

Sexual magnetism virus on myself and go out for the night. XD

Can we get back on topic about what you'd do with positive viruses? :confused: plus they're already explained on google or youtube if you follow the directions in the first post.

use the luck on someone trying to commit suicide and the sexual magnetism on the jolt server ;)

well before I'm eaten by the nanobots anyway (yes I remember nothing from that episode)

use the luck on someone trying to commit suicide and the sexual magnetism on the jolt server ;)

well before I'm eaten by the nanobots anyway (yes I remember nothing from that episode)

Finally a good response.

Another thing I'd do is use my luck to get the WBC to picket a funeral that I'm at, use my luck to make sure the friends I have do not know what's in the squirt guns I give them then ambush the protesters with sexual magnetism making them go sex mad over each other and catch it on tape, then give the tape to Fox news. It'll be classic, Westboro Baptists preaching about how corrupt non Westboro Baptists are but then they all go horny on each other and it gets put on every TV tuned into Fox. :p

I'd have the luck virus for my exam today

Sexual magnetism I think I'd try and market and get rich off it so I wouldn't need it unless I bumped into Christina Ricci :) . Not likely tho

I'd use the luck virus to 'luckily' find a crate of the stuff (and the sexual magnetism virus).

Then what? Not sure, maybe go to bed?

(Yay for Red Dwarf!)

Wow, this thread has been decimated.

Why just a crate? I'd use the luck virus to get a machine to synthesise more luck virus. By some sheer coincidence, that very machine will have been blasted through time and space to land just beside me.

Just as luckilly the machine wasn't locked to work for a single person and so you can lock it to yourself so that only you can use it!

EDIT: Why were most of the other posts deleted?