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So, here I am at work on sunday morning, tired, and sick with the runs trying to run 4 radio stations sunday morning line-ups. It seems like everytime I take a shit.. so does the Pop Station Kiss FM. The computer isn't reading certain programs corectly and either stops running, or because of the error goes into emergency mode and starts playing random music. The AM station makes me have to manually run all the church programs, and I'm being bombarded by calls from morons wanting me to play requests while runniing the national broadcast of the Country Top 40!

Tis a discombulation of the Animal vapours....I recommend leeching.

It's the country music's fault. Too much suck can overload a computer.

Someday I'll do a thread on why, but it's too much rant to warrant a threadjack.

So, here I am at work on sunday morning, tired, and sick with the runs trying to run 4 radio stations sunday morning line-ups. It seems like everytime I take a shit.. so does the Pop Station Kiss FM. The computer isn't reading certain programs corectly and either stops running, or because of the error goes into emergency mode and starts playing random music. The AM station makes me have to manually run all the church programs, and I'm being bombarded by calls from morons wanting me to play requests while runniing the national broadcast of the Country Top 40!

This is why you need wireless, and to be able to control those programs from a laptop on the commode. ;)

This is why you need wireless, and to be able to control those programs from a laptop on the commode. ;)


If you do that, PLEASE don't have a microphone attached to the laptop. That kind of broadcasting could be bad. :eek:

If you do that, PLEASE don't have a microphone attached to the laptop. That kind of broadcasting could be bad. :eek:

"Ladies and gentleman, that was Rocky Mountain H-uuu-High and coming next is I Heard It Throu-uuuu-gh the Grapevine."

*flush*

If you do that, PLEASE don't have a microphone attached to the laptop. That kind of broadcasting could be bad. :eek:

One day they will invent smellivision...

When you're done flushing...play some FREE BIRD !!!!

When you're done flushing...play some FREE BIRD !!!!

Yellow Submarine. :)

Yellow Submarine. :)

Aqualung ? :confused:

:)

I would have thought "Ring of Fire" by J Cash and co would be on the playlist in the case...

I would have thought "Ring of Fire" by J Cash and co would be on the playlist in the case...

:eek:

There are creams for that. :p

At this stage he'd be better off with a cork...

Oh my God, what have I wrought?!
:D

Play Michael Row your Boat to Shore after using the bathroom! :D

Oh my God, what have I wrought?!
:D

a monster
*go back to listening to ring of fire*