NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!

Jesus?

*humps and humps and humps and then slaps for going away without telling me how to keep being able to hump*

Hello again, welcome back.

Curses, another person with a higher post count. *scribbles on list*

Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!

welcome back Keru!

Welcome back. It's good to see another of the old regular posters.

Keru!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p


You missed a bunch. None topped Jesussaves, but one came close.

Yo nappy headed ho, get your ass over here!

*Sticks a tube into Keruvalia's veins and begins pumping alcohol into him*

Jesus?

Not exactly ... but this nice Jewish fellow whispered something in my grave ...

Lazarus, more like.

I'm glad to see you're here. You're the rock upon which I built my church.

...

Yay!

Philosopy, Dina, and my hero Fass!

JuNii! Huzzah!

So nice to see you all. :)

Me and Keruvalia come back at the same time...

Coincidence?

P.S. Glad to have you back.

*looks up from book*


Hey.


*returns to reading*

Me and Keruvalia come back at the same time...

Coincidence?

P.S. Glad to have you back.

Well, all good news must be balanced out somehow.

"who?"

my hero Fass!

Your hero? Fudge. Had I been it, you'd've been packing mine, instead of shining with your absence.

So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...

Keruvalia! :fluffle:

So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...
Eutrusca's been missing for a while.

So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...Eut's gone... but not from NS. I hear he posts only in his region now.

TJ and Euro are leaving. news is at the mod site.

dunno if Cog's still around tho.

*returns to reading*

Internet porn is *not* reading.

Also ... I'm currently watching the Yankees (barfs his own lungs out) beat the Sox.

*huge frown*

So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...

Eut got banned.

Are you really surprised?

Well, not that I know of.

Keruvalia! :fluffle:

Baby! Hooray! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Fluffles all around!

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

His cancer having spread, he might be dead.

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD! Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

And where would I have sent it? Hmm? And you better scream it, bitch!

Liar.

Eut got banned.

Are you really surprised?

Not so much ... poor schmuck ....

Well if anyone's still in contact with the old some-bitch, say hi for me.

Liar.

Huzzah!

Na na na na na na na na LEADER!

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?He got deleted, he stayed away from General for quite some time after that. He sometimes posts as Etrusciana, but very low-profile, if you can imagine such a thing.
His cancer came back :/ and he seems to be busy fighting it and planning for the veterans' bike ride across the country on his brandnew Harley.

And where would I have sent it? Hmm? And you better scream it, bitch!

To me, fag! :D

I'm screaming it loud and long and clear.

Internet porn is *not* reading.

Also ... I'm currently watching the Yankees (barfs his own lungs out) beat the Sox.

*huge frown*

There are the articles aren't there? :p

And yes, The Sox are disappointing so far. After beating the Yankees the last 4 times they better not screw this game up.

Huzzah!

Na na na na na na na na LEADER!

Oh, yeah, there was an NSG Senate, but it was overthrown

I tried to start a war with II....it failed miserably

Internet porn is *not* reading.

depends on the site. ;)

He sometimes posts as Etrusciana
That's the name, I couldn't remember it.

His cancer having spread, he might be dead.
The Free Republic of Etrusciana

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

His cancer came back :/ and he seems to be busy fighting it and planning for the veterans' bike ride across the country on his brandnew Harley.

Well give him my love if you talk to him.

I figure the crazy conservative will go down in history as the latest presidential assassin when my boy, Kucinich, wins the nomination next year. ;)

Good to be back!

The Free Republic of Etrusciana

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

Technically speaking, that's still 24 hours in which to kick the bucket.

Hell, I could be dead as you're reading this, due to a rogue piano or something.

There are the articles aren't there? :p

You're lookin' at the wrong porn!

And yes, The Sox are disappointing so far. After beating the Yankees the last 4 times they better not screw this game up.

Gawd I know! I just can't believe the Astros got rid of Petite .... stupid. stupid. stupid!

To me, fag! :D

Don't be silly, you rag head kike! The Swedish post office may be a paragon of efficiency, but even they cannot deliver mail addressed to "that whore who up and left without a trace". Even when written in Swedish.

Technically speaking, that's still 24 hours in which to kick the bucket.

Hell, I could be dead as you're reading this, due to a rogue piano or something.

Those damn rogue piano's, they're always picking the good people off.

The Free Republic of Etrusciana

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

Meh.

Don't be silly, you rag head kike!

Hooray! :)

The Swedish post office may be a paragon of efficiency, but even they cannot deliver mail addressed to "that whore who up and left without a trace". Even when written in Swedish.

Damn postal workers ...

Let me guess ... on strike for more doughnuts at breakfast again?

Meh.

A little dissapointed?

*tackles*

DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!


er...I mean...nice to see you back ;)

You're lookin' at the wrong porn!

Clearly. Though all I can find are these 30 second clips. How can that be enjoyable at all? :(

Gawd I know! I just can't believe the Astros got rid of Petite .... stupid. stupid. stupid!

Never much cared for the Astros anyway but still... yeah.

*sighs in relief*

Wakefield keeps walking guys and this game could get out of control. :(

Damn postal workers ...

Let me guess ... on strike for more doughnuts at breakfast again?

No, their collective bargaining machinations have served them so well in this age of ebays and ridiculously inflated shipping rates, that they get the holes.

A little dissapointed?

Indifferent.

Clearly. Though all I can find are these 30 second clips. How can that be enjoyable at all? :(


The Hun will do that to you. Bloody tease!


Wakefield keeps walking guys and this game could get out of control. :(

It could be a lot worse .... at least you don't have Clements. (Big old fat jackass)

I've never wanted to punch anyone more in my life than I want to punch Ortiz right now. S'ok ... it ain't over until it's over.

Never much cared for the Astros anyway but still... yeah.

Well Houston *is* my hometown. :)

You missed a bunch. None topped Jesussaves, but one came close.

MTAE? He was the best one.

Indifferent.

As I expect you to be .... now ... shall I wear the spurs tonight? Oh ... and is the old bit still working or should I get a new one ...

Oh, damn ... out loud again ... gonna scare people out of the thread!

prove it

The Hun will do that to you. Bloody tease!

I know! Just as it gets good it cuts off. Damn unsatisfactory I tell you!


It could be a lot worse .... at least you don't have Clements. (Big old fat jackass)

I've never wanted to punch anyone more in my life than I want to punch Ortiz right now. S'ok ... it ain't over until it's over.

I am certainly glad for that and Beckett is showing his worth so far. Be nice if Manny would finally get into it though, it is him who I want to slap over the head. Though Ortiz hitting into two double plays is certainly getting me irritated.

Well Houston *is* my hometown. :)

Ah, well this explains it then. It's ok, don't have anything for or against them, I actually wouldn't of minded seeing them get to the WS a couple years back.

prove it

NO! Make me! I know nothing .... NOTHING! <.< >.>

I know! Just as it gets good it cuts off. Damn unsatisfactory I tell you!

Quoted For Mighty Truth.

NO! Make me! I know nothing .... NOTHING! <.< >.>

You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes

Well give him my love if you talk to him.I've been owing him an email since forever >.< but I'll make sure to do that.

The Swedish post office may be a paragon of efficiency, but even they cannot deliver mail addressed to "that whore who up and left without a trace".What a disappointment.

You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes

Bah, I think not.
*disappears*

I know! Just as it gets good it cuts off. Damn unsatisfactory I tell you!

I know! I'm thinking of sending an angry letter.

I am certainly glad for that and Beckett is showing his worth so far. Be nice if Manny would finally get into it though, it is him who I want to slap over the head.

OMG! I know ... Jesus ... is that Umpire watching the same game I am?

Ah, well this explains it then. It's ok, don't have anything for or against them, I actually wouldn't of minded seeing them get to the WS a couple years back.

They're a great club ... they've had some amazing players over the years ... just wish they'd get their stuff together. Especially with Biggio retiring.

I think the owners are ruining the Astros. But you know how that goes ... "Baseball? I don't know baseball ... all I know is I have a lot of money and want to buy something expensive!"

What a disappointment.

Now you know how I feel.

So... what has Keruvalia been up to during all that terrible time without us?

You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes

Or, does thinking function seperate of existance? Can one exist without thinking?

/Nietzsche

You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes


Oh crap ....

So... what has Keruvalia been up to during all that terrible time without us?

And why has there been video of it for me to torrent?

So... what has Keruvalia been up to during all that terrible time without us?

Divorcing, moving, reclaiming old family lands, growing vegetables, drinking, contemplating my navel, and all the usual mess.

Divorcing, moving, reclaiming old family lands, growing vegetables, drinking, contemplating my navel, and all the usual mess.

Divorcing? OMGYG, yays!

...contemplating my navel...

Its uses, its existance, or its appearance?

Divorcing? OMGYG, yays!

'Twas inevitable, mon ami.

Its uses, its existance, or its appearance?

how something with no moving parts, no joint or appendage, can gather that much lint...

Its uses, its existance, or its appearance?

Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.

how something with no moving parts, no joint or appendage, can gather that much lint...

It's they way your body moves, generally. Pulls stuff up from your pants.

Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.

...

I'd file that under uses.

Or, does thinking function seperate of existance? Can one exist without thinking?

/Nietzsche

I've fulfilled my quota of intelligent thought for the day, hence why I've logged on to NSG.

'Twas inevitable, mon ami.

Si j'étais petit, tu serais étonné...

I know! I'm thinking of sending an angry letter.

I'll add my signature. I'm sure we could get a nice petition going.

*nods*

OMG! I know ... Jesus ... is that Umpire watching the same game I am?

Aw, well, its not over yet. Though now the Sox have to put in their iffy relievers...

*bites nails*

Si j'étais petit, tu serais étonné...


La taille n'importe pas à moi.

Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.

I'm sure at least a dozen. Gummys can be so elastic. :p

Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.
and the number is....

It's they way your body moves, generally. Pulls stuff up from your pants.

considering my underware is white, and my pants inner lining is white... and the lint is blue...


who's pants is it pulling this stuff from?! :eek:

La taille n'importe pas à moi.

In English ..... "Size Queen!"

Aw, well, its not over yet. Though now the Sox have to put in their iffy relievers...

*bites nails*

I know ... but yeesh! I'm still hoping for snipers on Jeter .....

and the number is....



considering my underware is white, and my pants inner lining is white... and the lint is blue...


who's pants is it pulling this stuff from?! :eek:

That would be mine.

Divorcing, moving, reclaiming old family lands, growing vegetables, drinking, contemplating my navel, and all the usual mess.I remembered the divorce bit, I think Sinuhue told us once. :/
Hope the rest of the list cheered you up, though.

And why has there been video of it for me to torrent?
There has? :eek: :p

That would be mine.

oh... sorry... you want it back? :(

La taille n'importe pas à moi.

Mais le périmètre, c'est toujours autre chose, hein.

Mais le périmètre, c'est toujours autre chose, hein.*nods*

I remembered the divorce bit, I think Sinuhue told us once. :/
Hope the rest of the list cheered you up, though.

The funny thing about life is that it amuses us regardless.

Remember: I'm the only Jewish Muslim Buddhist the world has ever met.

There has? :eek: :p

I left it unedited just to see if you'd jump at the bait. You meet my expectations as usual.

I left it unedited just to see if you'd jump at the bait. You meet my expectations as usual.Sure you did, sweetie, sure you did. *pats*

Mais le périmètre, c'est toujours autre chose, hein.

Malheureusement, je suis ivre trop pour m'inquiéter en ce moment.

*nods*

Fous-le-moi, déjà.

"Malheureusement"

Sorry ... that's an awesome word word.

"Malheureusement"

Sorry ... that's an awesome word word.

*agrees*

Malheureusement, je suis ivre trop pour m'inquiéter en ce moment.

Comme tu le sais sans doute, l'ivresse est un lubrifiant sans contrefaçon...

Fous-le-moi, déjà.This is where I wish I had continued French beyond grade 11. Even though I already know it would not have been worth it.

Comme tu le sais sans doute, l'ivresse est un lubrifiant sans contrefaçon...

Quelque chose au sujet du mot « lubrifiant » m'allume.

This is where I wish I had continued French beyond grade 11. Even though I already know it would not have been worth it.

Don't feel bad ... my French sucks. I'm Cajun and our French is like some bumpkin horrible French that no civilized French speaking person would even pretend to understand. :)

Don't feel bad ... my French sucks. I'm Cajun and our French is like some bumpkin horrible French that no civilized French speaking person would even pretend to understand. :) I just like to at least know if he's insulting or agreeing with me, with the latter happening far more often than is for his own good. Apart from that: as long as I can still follow discussions about penis size and lubricants, I'm not complaining.

Quelque chose au sujet du mot « lubrifiant » m'allume.

Permette-moi, donc, de me soucier de ta bougie avant qu'elle ne soit consummée.

I Exist!

Proove it.

Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!
Hi ya, you terorist bastard you.:fluffle:

Oh! Nice to see you again! <3

:eek: Keru! You're back!

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I Exist!

Your name seems to ring a bell, no idea who you are though. Welcome back I guess. Also you should have called the thread "BEWARE, I LIVE!" :D

Keru, good to see you :)

I remember you...can't remember anything specific other than that you were a big time NSGer. :)

Hey Keru, good to see you back. :D

Don't feel bad ... my French sucks. I'm Cajun and our French is like some bumpkin horrible French that no civilized French speaking person would even pretend to understand. :)

Yeah, but it gives me the occasionally awesome line in a poem.

Welcome back dude. I've missed you.

Hello whoever you are.

Welcome back. Did you miss us?

Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!

...oh.



I suppose you want your stuff back?

I suppose you want your stuff back?

Just the old chair I used to pass out in. You can keep the rest.

I've been owing him an email since forever >.< but I'll make sure to do that.

thats nothing new to hear from you :p

Well, hi.

I see there's already three pages of general welcoming sounds, plus a healthy dose of SpecialBrand Fass Entertainment, so there's not really much else to say, I guess.

Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!
You still owe me a theme song.