NationStates Jolt Archive


I Exist!

Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:22
Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!
Drunk commies deleted
28-04-2007, 22:23
Jesus?
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:23
*humps and humps and humps and then slaps for going away without telling me how to keep being able to hump*
Philosopy
28-04-2007, 22:24
Hello again, welcome back.
Dinaverg
28-04-2007, 22:24
Curses, another person with a higher post count. *scribbles on list*
JuNii
28-04-2007, 22:25
Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!

welcome back Keru!
Drunk commies deleted
28-04-2007, 22:26
Welcome back. It's good to see another of the old regular posters.
Ifreann
28-04-2007, 22:27
Keru!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
CthulhuFhtagn
28-04-2007, 22:28
Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p


You missed a bunch. None topped Jesussaves, but one came close.
Neo Kervoskia
28-04-2007, 22:28
Yo nappy headed ho, get your ass over here!

*Sticks a tube into Keruvalia's veins and begins pumping alcohol into him*
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:28
Jesus?

Not exactly ... but this nice Jewish fellow whispered something in my grave ...

Lazarus, more like.

I'm glad to see you're here. You're the rock upon which I built my church.

...

Yay!

Philosopy, Dina, and my hero Fass!

JuNii! Huzzah!

So nice to see you all. :)
Neo Naliitr
28-04-2007, 22:29
Me and Keruvalia come back at the same time...

Coincidence?

P.S. Glad to have you back.
Utracia
28-04-2007, 22:29
*looks up from book*


Hey.


*returns to reading*
Philosopy
28-04-2007, 22:29
Me and Keruvalia come back at the same time...

Coincidence?

P.S. Glad to have you back.

Well, all good news must be balanced out somehow.
Widfarend
28-04-2007, 22:31
"who?"
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:31
my hero Fass!

Your hero? Fudge. Had I been it, you'd've been packing mine, instead of shining with your absence.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:32
So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 22:33
Keruvalia! :fluffle:
Drunk commies deleted
28-04-2007, 22:33
So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...
Eutrusca's been missing for a while.
JuNii
28-04-2007, 22:34
So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...Eut's gone... but not from NS. I hear he posts only in his region now.

TJ and Euro are leaving. news is at the mod site.

dunno if Cog's still around tho.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:34
*returns to reading*

Internet porn is *not* reading.

Also ... I'm currently watching the Yankees (barfs his own lungs out) beat the Sox.

*huge frown*
Neo Naliitr
28-04-2007, 22:35
So many old friends. :)

Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD!

Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

Anyway .... hooray! So nice to have internet again. :)

Did we lose any mods? Did any come back? I'm trolling for Cog! I love that guy.

Don't make me search threads ...

Eut got banned.

Are you really surprised?

Well, not that I know of.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:35
Keruvalia! :fluffle:

Baby! Hooray! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Fluffles all around!
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:36
Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?

His cancer having spread, he might be dead.

Fass never sent me that plane ticket .... BASTARD! Oh wait ... did I say that out loud?

And where would I have sent it? Hmm? And you better scream it, bitch!
The South Islands
28-04-2007, 22:36
Liar.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:36
Eut got banned.

Are you really surprised?

Not so much ... poor schmuck ....

Well if anyone's still in contact with the old some-bitch, say hi for me.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:37
Liar.

Huzzah!

Na na na na na na na na LEADER!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 22:37
Is Eutrusca still around? Did we convert him to hippie liberal yet?He got deleted, he stayed away from General for quite some time after that. He sometimes posts as Etrusciana, but very low-profile, if you can imagine such a thing.
His cancer came back :/ and he seems to be busy fighting it and planning for the veterans' bike ride across the country on his brandnew Harley.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:38
And where would I have sent it? Hmm? And you better scream it, bitch!

To me, fag! :D

I'm screaming it loud and long and clear.
Utracia
28-04-2007, 22:38
Internet porn is *not* reading.

Also ... I'm currently watching the Yankees (barfs his own lungs out) beat the Sox.

*huge frown*

There are the articles aren't there? :p

And yes, The Sox are disappointing so far. After beating the Yankees the last 4 times they better not screw this game up.
Neo Kervoskia
28-04-2007, 22:38
Huzzah!

Na na na na na na na na LEADER!

Oh, yeah, there was an NSG Senate, but it was overthrown

I tried to start a war with II....it failed miserably
JuNii
28-04-2007, 22:39
Internet porn is *not* reading.

depends on the site. ;)
Philosopy
28-04-2007, 22:40
He sometimes posts as Etrusciana
That's the name, I couldn't remember it.

His cancer having spread, he might be dead.
The Free Republic of Etrusciana

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:40
His cancer came back :/ and he seems to be busy fighting it and planning for the veterans' bike ride across the country on his brandnew Harley.

Well give him my love if you talk to him.

I figure the crazy conservative will go down in history as the latest presidential assassin when my boy, Kucinich, wins the nomination next year. ;)

Good to be back!
Dinaverg
28-04-2007, 22:41
The Free Republic of Etrusciana

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

Technically speaking, that's still 24 hours in which to kick the bucket.

Hell, I could be dead as you're reading this, due to a rogue piano or something.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:42
There are the articles aren't there? :p

You're lookin' at the wrong porn!

And yes, The Sox are disappointing so far. After beating the Yankees the last 4 times they better not screw this game up.

Gawd I know! I just can't believe the Astros got rid of Petite .... stupid. stupid. stupid!
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:42
To me, fag! :D

Don't be silly, you rag head kike! The Swedish post office may be a paragon of efficiency, but even they cannot deliver mail addressed to "that whore who up and left without a trace". Even when written in Swedish.
Philosopy
28-04-2007, 22:43
Technically speaking, that's still 24 hours in which to kick the bucket.

Hell, I could be dead as you're reading this, due to a rogue piano or something.

Those damn rogue piano's, they're always picking the good people off.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:43
The Free Republic of Etrusciana

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

Meh.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:46
Don't be silly, you rag head kike!

Hooray! :)

The Swedish post office may be a paragon of efficiency, but even they cannot deliver mail addressed to "that whore who up and left without a trace". Even when written in Swedish.

Damn postal workers ...

Let me guess ... on strike for more doughnuts at breakfast again?
The South Islands
28-04-2007, 22:47
Meh.

A little dissapointed?
Sarkhaan
28-04-2007, 22:48
*tackles*

DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!


er...I mean...nice to see you back ;)
Utracia
28-04-2007, 22:48
You're lookin' at the wrong porn!

Clearly. Though all I can find are these 30 second clips. How can that be enjoyable at all? :(

Gawd I know! I just can't believe the Astros got rid of Petite .... stupid. stupid. stupid!

Never much cared for the Astros anyway but still... yeah.

*sighs in relief*

Wakefield keeps walking guys and this game could get out of control. :(
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:48
Damn postal workers ...

Let me guess ... on strike for more doughnuts at breakfast again?

No, their collective bargaining machinations have served them so well in this age of ebays and ridiculously inflated shipping rates, that they get the holes.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 22:49
A little dissapointed?

Indifferent.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:51
Clearly. Though all I can find are these 30 second clips. How can that be enjoyable at all? :(


The Hun will do that to you. Bloody tease!


Wakefield keeps walking guys and this game could get out of control. :(

It could be a lot worse .... at least you don't have Clements. (Big old fat jackass)

I've never wanted to punch anyone more in my life than I want to punch Ortiz right now. S'ok ... it ain't over until it's over.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:52
Never much cared for the Astros anyway but still... yeah.

Well Houston *is* my hometown. :)
Johnny B Goode
28-04-2007, 22:52
You missed a bunch. None topped Jesussaves, but one came close.

MTAE? He was the best one.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:53
Indifferent.

As I expect you to be .... now ... shall I wear the spurs tonight? Oh ... and is the old bit still working or should I get a new one ...

Oh, damn ... out loud again ... gonna scare people out of the thread!
Forsakia
28-04-2007, 22:55
prove it
Utracia
28-04-2007, 22:56
The Hun will do that to you. Bloody tease!

I know! Just as it gets good it cuts off. Damn unsatisfactory I tell you!


It could be a lot worse .... at least you don't have Clements. (Big old fat jackass)

I've never wanted to punch anyone more in my life than I want to punch Ortiz right now. S'ok ... it ain't over until it's over.

I am certainly glad for that and Beckett is showing his worth so far. Be nice if Manny would finally get into it though, it is him who I want to slap over the head. Though Ortiz hitting into two double plays is certainly getting me irritated.

Well Houston *is* my hometown. :)

Ah, well this explains it then. It's ok, don't have anything for or against them, I actually wouldn't of minded seeing them get to the WS a couple years back.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 22:56
prove it

NO! Make me! I know nothing .... NOTHING! <.< >.>
Ifreann
28-04-2007, 22:57
I know! Just as it gets good it cuts off. Damn unsatisfactory I tell you!

Quoted For Mighty Truth.
Forsakia
28-04-2007, 22:59
NO! Make me! I know nothing .... NOTHING! <.< >.>

You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 22:59
Well give him my love if you talk to him.I've been owing him an email since forever >.< but I'll make sure to do that.

The Swedish post office may be a paragon of efficiency, but even they cannot deliver mail addressed to "that whore who up and left without a trace".What a disappointment.
Ifreann
28-04-2007, 22:59
You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes

Bah, I think not.
*disappears*
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:01
I know! Just as it gets good it cuts off. Damn unsatisfactory I tell you!

I know! I'm thinking of sending an angry letter.

I am certainly glad for that and Beckett is showing his worth so far. Be nice if Manny would finally get into it though, it is him who I want to slap over the head.

OMG! I know ... Jesus ... is that Umpire watching the same game I am?

Ah, well this explains it then. It's ok, don't have anything for or against them, I actually wouldn't of minded seeing them get to the WS a couple years back.

They're a great club ... they've had some amazing players over the years ... just wish they'd get their stuff together. Especially with Biggio retiring.

I think the owners are ruining the Astros. But you know how that goes ... "Baseball? I don't know baseball ... all I know is I have a lot of money and want to buy something expensive!"
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:02
What a disappointment.

Now you know how I feel.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 23:02
So... what has Keruvalia been up to during all that terrible time without us?
Sarkhaan
28-04-2007, 23:03
You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes

Or, does thinking function seperate of existance? Can one exist without thinking?

/Nietzsche
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:03
You know nothing, so you're not thinking, so you don't exist.

/descartes


Oh crap ....
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:04
So... what has Keruvalia been up to during all that terrible time without us?

And why has there been video of it for me to torrent?
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:05
So... what has Keruvalia been up to during all that terrible time without us?

Divorcing, moving, reclaiming old family lands, growing vegetables, drinking, contemplating my navel, and all the usual mess.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:05
Divorcing, moving, reclaiming old family lands, growing vegetables, drinking, contemplating my navel, and all the usual mess.

Divorcing? OMGYG, yays!
Dinaverg
28-04-2007, 23:06
...contemplating my navel...

Its uses, its existance, or its appearance?
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:07
Divorcing? OMGYG, yays!

'Twas inevitable, mon ami.
JuNii
28-04-2007, 23:07
Its uses, its existance, or its appearance?

how something with no moving parts, no joint or appendage, can gather that much lint...
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:07
Its uses, its existance, or its appearance?

Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.
Dinaverg
28-04-2007, 23:08
how something with no moving parts, no joint or appendage, can gather that much lint...

It's they way your body moves, generally. Pulls stuff up from your pants.
Dinaverg
28-04-2007, 23:09
Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.

...

I'd file that under uses.
Forsakia
28-04-2007, 23:10
Or, does thinking function seperate of existance? Can one exist without thinking?

/Nietzsche

I've fulfilled my quota of intelligent thought for the day, hence why I've logged on to NSG.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:10
'Twas inevitable, mon ami.

Si j'étais petit, tu serais étonné...
Utracia
28-04-2007, 23:10
I know! I'm thinking of sending an angry letter.

I'll add my signature. I'm sure we could get a nice petition going.

*nods*

OMG! I know ... Jesus ... is that Umpire watching the same game I am?

Aw, well, its not over yet. Though now the Sox have to put in their iffy relievers...

*bites nails*
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:12
Si j'étais petit, tu serais étonné...


La taille n'importe pas à moi.
Utracia
28-04-2007, 23:12
Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.

I'm sure at least a dozen. Gummys can be so elastic. :p
JuNii
28-04-2007, 23:13
Wondering how many gummy bears I can squeeze into it.
and the number is....

It's they way your body moves, generally. Pulls stuff up from your pants.

considering my underware is white, and my pants inner lining is white... and the lint is blue...


who's pants is it pulling this stuff from?! :eek:
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:13
La taille n'importe pas à moi.

In English ..... "Size Queen!"
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:15
Aw, well, its not over yet. Though now the Sox have to put in their iffy relievers...

*bites nails*

I know ... but yeesh! I'm still hoping for snipers on Jeter .....
Ifreann
28-04-2007, 23:15
and the number is....



considering my underware is white, and my pants inner lining is white... and the lint is blue...


who's pants is it pulling this stuff from?! :eek:

That would be mine.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 23:15
Divorcing, moving, reclaiming old family lands, growing vegetables, drinking, contemplating my navel, and all the usual mess.I remembered the divorce bit, I think Sinuhue told us once. :/
Hope the rest of the list cheered you up, though.

And why has there been video of it for me to torrent?
There has? :eek: :p
JuNii
28-04-2007, 23:17
That would be mine.

oh... sorry... you want it back? :(
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:17
La taille n'importe pas à moi.

Mais le périmètre, c'est toujours autre chose, hein.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 23:18
Mais le périmètre, c'est toujours autre chose, hein.*nods*
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:18
I remembered the divorce bit, I think Sinuhue told us once. :/
Hope the rest of the list cheered you up, though.

The funny thing about life is that it amuses us regardless.

Remember: I'm the only Jewish Muslim Buddhist the world has ever met.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:18
There has? :eek: :p

I left it unedited just to see if you'd jump at the bait. You meet my expectations as usual.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 23:20
I left it unedited just to see if you'd jump at the bait. You meet my expectations as usual.Sure you did, sweetie, sure you did. *pats*
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:21
Mais le périmètre, c'est toujours autre chose, hein.

Malheureusement, je suis ivre trop pour m'inquiéter en ce moment.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:21
*nods*

Fous-le-moi, déjà.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:24
"Malheureusement"

Sorry ... that's an awesome word word.
Forsakia
28-04-2007, 23:25
"Malheureusement"

Sorry ... that's an awesome word word.

*agrees*
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:25
Malheureusement, je suis ivre trop pour m'inquiéter en ce moment.

Comme tu le sais sans doute, l'ivresse est un lubrifiant sans contrefaçon...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 23:25
Fous-le-moi, déjà.This is where I wish I had continued French beyond grade 11. Even though I already know it would not have been worth it.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:29
Comme tu le sais sans doute, l'ivresse est un lubrifiant sans contrefaçon...

Quelque chose au sujet du mot « lubrifiant » m'allume.
Keruvalia
28-04-2007, 23:30
This is where I wish I had continued French beyond grade 11. Even though I already know it would not have been worth it.

Don't feel bad ... my French sucks. I'm Cajun and our French is like some bumpkin horrible French that no civilized French speaking person would even pretend to understand. :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-04-2007, 23:34
Don't feel bad ... my French sucks. I'm Cajun and our French is like some bumpkin horrible French that no civilized French speaking person would even pretend to understand. :) I just like to at least know if he's insulting or agreeing with me, with the latter happening far more often than is for his own good. Apart from that: as long as I can still follow discussions about penis size and lubricants, I'm not complaining.
Fassigen
28-04-2007, 23:36
Quelque chose au sujet du mot « lubrifiant » m'allume.

Permette-moi, donc, de me soucier de ta bougie avant qu'elle ne soit consummée.
Kinda Sensible people
29-04-2007, 00:12
I Exist!

Proove it.
Harlesburg
29-04-2007, 00:34
Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!
Hi ya, you terorist bastard you.:fluffle:
Ilie
29-04-2007, 01:04
Oh! Nice to see you again! <3
Darknovae
29-04-2007, 02:07
:eek: Keru! You're back!

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
Dryks Legacy
29-04-2007, 03:49
I Exist!

Your name seems to ring a bell, no idea who you are though. Welcome back I guess. Also you should have called the thread "BEWARE, I LIVE!" :D
Nadkor
29-04-2007, 04:27
Keru, good to see you :)
Sel Appa
29-04-2007, 04:39
I remember you...can't remember anything specific other than that you were a big time NSGer. :)
Kanabia
29-04-2007, 06:25
Hey Keru, good to see you back. :D
The Nazz
29-04-2007, 06:43
Don't feel bad ... my French sucks. I'm Cajun and our French is like some bumpkin horrible French that no civilized French speaking person would even pretend to understand. :)

Yeah, but it gives me the occasionally awesome line in a poem.

Welcome back dude. I've missed you.
Zarakon
29-04-2007, 06:58
Hello whoever you are.
Jello Biafra
29-04-2007, 07:01
Welcome back. Did you miss us?
Monkeypimp
29-04-2007, 07:03
Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!

...oh.



I suppose you want your stuff back?
Keruvalia
29-04-2007, 07:20
I suppose you want your stuff back?

Just the old chair I used to pass out in. You can keep the rest.
Imperial isa
29-04-2007, 07:27
I've been owing him an email since forever >.< but I'll make sure to do that.

thats nothing new to hear from you :p
SoWiBi
29-04-2007, 10:29
Well, hi.

I see there's already three pages of general welcoming sounds, plus a healthy dose of SpecialBrand Fass Entertainment, so there's not really much else to say, I guess.
Kyronea
29-04-2007, 11:51
Yes, that's right ... you heard me ... I'm alive!

I was dead for a while, but I got bored with that and came back.

Anyway, I'm sure there will be a whole mess of "who?" responses, but so be it.

Nice to see new names and I hope some old friends are still around. :)

Oh ... and if I've missed any awesome new trolls, please inform me. :p

w00t!
You still owe me a theme song.