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Who Would Win

New Manvir
28-04-2007, 22:16
The other "who would win this fight" thread got me thinking of a debate (read argument) I had with my friend from school the other day

Who would win in an all out fight to the death

Link from The Legend of Zelda OR

Kratos from God Of War

I'll put my money on the battle hardened Spartan Warrior over the pansy elf-boy who lives in tree
Nag Ehgoeg
28-04-2007, 22:19
Two words:

Master. Sword.
New Manvir
28-04-2007, 22:21
Two words:

Master. Sword.

three words:

Blades of Chaos
Forsakia
28-04-2007, 22:58
Max Barry
Ifreann
28-04-2007, 22:59
Max Barry

Ditto. Max Barry always wins.
Myu in the Middle
28-04-2007, 22:59
Who would win?
The video game industry and Fanfiction crossover geeks.
Rhursbourg
28-04-2007, 23:13
Geoff Capes
Ri-an
28-04-2007, 23:18
Link. Link has the Triforce. Link Pwns all.
Luporum
28-04-2007, 23:39
The fucking god of war because he's the goddamned god of war. Link...well, has a horse?
Agerias
29-04-2007, 00:40
The fucking god of war because he's the goddamned god of war. Link...well, has a horse?
And the Master Sword. Never forget the Master Sword.
Ri-an
29-04-2007, 00:43
And the Master Sword. Never forget the Master Sword.

or the triforce. He can just wish himself the winner, and so it will be.
1010102
29-04-2007, 00:49
Kratos is a god. that means he wins by default.
Infinite Revolution
29-04-2007, 00:52
i don't know or care who either of them are but there was a poll and no joke option, so now your poll is borked.
Bolol
29-04-2007, 01:17
Link is a well liked and well respected video game hero, who has yet to fail to save the world. And he's on good terms with the goddesses...unlike a certain God of War.

But Kratos...He does have the chicks...
Zarakon
29-04-2007, 01:18
Kratos is a god. that means he wins by default.

Sounds like someone hasn't played enough Dungeons and Dragons.
Bolol
29-04-2007, 01:22
Sounds like someone hasn't played enough Dungeons and Dragons.

Hell, even I've killed gods.
Swilatia
29-04-2007, 01:23
I would.
Ri-an
29-04-2007, 01:25
Sounds like someone hasn't played enough Dungeons and Dragons.

Hell, even I've killed gods.

I never got that far. The group I was playing with were idiots. It was like trying to save the world with the cast of 8-bit theater, only our opponets are actually intelligent and good at fighting.
Chunkylover_55
29-04-2007, 01:30
I don't know much about either, but I think Kratos would have the advantage, cuz isn't he a god?
1010102
29-04-2007, 01:33
Sounds like someone hasn't played enough Dungeons and Dragons.

The only board games I play are the normal ones, Monoply Bolderdash, ect,
Bolol
29-04-2007, 01:40
I never got that far. The group I was playing with were idiots. It was like trying to save the world with the cast of 8-bit theater, only our opponets are actually intelligent and good at fighting.

I was actually acting against the interests of my party, by consorting with the Demon Lords of the Abyss...who I too eventually betrayed.
Ri-an
29-04-2007, 01:41
The only board games I play are the normal ones, Monoply Bolderdash, ect,

D&D is not a board game. Its a paper and pencil game with a giant library chock full of rulebooks for imagining your own fantasy worl and making up your own adventurs. Don't like Midevil settings? Try d20 modren, which has all the stats for the modern age and beyond. You can combine it with D&D for one heck of an adventure, provided the people you play with aren't complete morons.
Ri-an
29-04-2007, 01:43
I was actually acting against the interests of my party, by consorting with the Demon Lords of the Abyss...who I too eventually betrayed.

the highest level any of us ever obtained was possibly level 6, but that never lasted for too long. I tried, but I had no one to count on, really.
Luporum
29-04-2007, 02:51
This is a fight to the death, and I'm pretty sure Link has never actually killed anyone before. Where as Kratos has absolutely no mercy or hesitation.

Kratos: "READ IT!" *smashes guy's head into stone tablet* :D

Link: "Now that I've bested you it is time for you to slink off to your hideout humiliated. Well? Go on slink damn you!"

Not to mention Kratos is a Spartan... .... end
New Manvir
29-04-2007, 03:53
Link is a well liked and well respected video game hero, who has yet to fail to save the world. And he's on good terms with the goddesses...unlike a certain God of War.

But Kratos...He does have the chicks...

If link is so tough, why can't he finish off Ganondorf...Why does he always have to defeat him...because he is a wuss, who cant get the job done (literally and figuratively)
Ri-an
29-04-2007, 03:56
This is a fight to the death, and I'm pretty sure Link has never actually killed anyone before.

Your forgetting the Temple bosses. They all die at the hands of link. Thus, Link Clearly has no qualms about killing, Human or not. Twinrova was Human, and she died fairly easily.
Eladinia
29-04-2007, 05:07
I would say Kratos, question though, do you mean before Kratos becomes God of War or after? Because if you mean after, then the Zelda bitch is fucked.
The Lone Alliance
29-04-2007, 05:34
Even if Kratos is a god.
Link has 3 on his side.
And since link is basicly the avatar with the triforce of Courage, he's a demi god.
It's all in the numbers.


As for weapons?
Arrow+Bombs=Bomb arrow= Splattered Spartan.
Ice Arrow= Spartan on Ice
Fire Arrow= Roast Sparta

New Manvir:
Link kills Ganon repeatedly...
Ganondolf just respawns every 1000 years or so.
Kleptonis
29-04-2007, 06:15
Sounds like someone hasn't played enough Dungeons and Dragons.
Hell, sounds like someone hasn't played enough God of War.

Anyway, Link has the hookshot. Hookshot = win.
Theoretical Physicists
29-04-2007, 06:17
Based on the fact that Kratos has killed a god in each game so far, I think he has this fight covered.
Kinda Sensible people
29-04-2007, 06:22
the highest level any of us ever obtained was possibly level 6, but that never lasted for too long. I tried, but I had no one to count on, really.

The best way to deal with idiot parties is to roll up a lawful-evil wizard of some type and essentially treat the rest of your party as your pawns. Their idiocy will soon be wiped away, when you make most of the important tactical descisions.

It is also easier to play if you use the extended rulebooks. For example, Dragonfire Adepts kick ass in an Undead-based adventure, and make regular archers look like morons (in draconic campaigns, they suck, though, to be fair). Dread Necromancers are just sickeningly broken, similarly, so are Eldritch Adepts. Even morons can't keep losing forever, once they've got a more solid build.
Zarakon
29-04-2007, 06:54
Link, because his creators are less obviously gay.


I was in a offensive mood.
Curious Inquiry
29-04-2007, 07:00
Mr. Rogers (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/) wins.
New Manvir
30-04-2007, 01:02
Link, because his creators are less obviously gay.


I was in a offensive mood.

Even though God Of War has the heterosexual threesome mini-games?
Vetalia
30-04-2007, 01:08
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/shaddamIV/untitled54.jpg

Link mah boiii, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Luporum
30-04-2007, 04:55
Link, because his creators are obviously obsessed with little boys.


Fix'd

The nintendo fanboys emerge in mass.
Ri-an
30-04-2007, 05:40
The best way to deal with idiot parties is to roll up a lawful-evil wizard of some type and essentially treat the rest of your party as your pawns. Their idiocy will soon be wiped away, when you make most of the important tactical descisions.

It is also easier to play if you use the extended rulebooks. For example, Dragonfire Adepts kick ass in an Undead-based adventure, and make regular archers look like morons (in draconic campaigns, they suck, though, to be fair). Dread Necromancers are just sickeningly broken, similarly, so are Eldritch Adepts. Even morons can't keep losing forever, once they've got a more solid build.

True. I always wanted to play a Paladin. But I wasn't allowed to.
Cookavich
30-04-2007, 05:49
Who would have thought that this thread would have boiled down to: "Which Character do I like more?"
Taredas
30-04-2007, 05:55
Who would have thought that this thread would have boiled down to: "Which Character do I like more?"

You mean you didn't? :confused:

Sadly, that's pretty much all that any "who would win"-type thread on the Intarwebs can hope to be: a dick-waving contest by fanbois. :(
Cookavich
30-04-2007, 05:57
You mean you didn't? :confused:

Sadly, that's pretty much all that any "who would win"-type thread on the Intarwebs can hope to be: a dick-waving contest by fanbois. :(Throw in Sonic and Master Chief and the fan boys would becoming out of the woodworks.