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If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?

How could I refuse such a beast?

Well I already shout my own name out during sex so why not :p

I'd have sex with me to see why people want to have sex with me. I already know, but I'd like to see...

Umm. I don't think that'd help me much.

I'd have sex with myself.
I'd double team my girl friend.

Then I'd have sex with myself again.

Because no-one out there can match my libedo and kink.

If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?
Don't think so, unless a gender swap of one or other of us is on the cards. Or both, come to think of it.

This thread disturbs me.

If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?

why is a person with magical powers living as a hobo

:confused:

I'd prefer to harvest myself for organs

No to the sex, yes to the organs. I could use a back up liver.

Yes.

Even through my initial idea is "HELL NO" because I´m a guy, at the same time, doing sex with yourself wouldnt be wrong.

After all, if it was wrong, masturbation would be homossexuality.

What possible other use could I have for a clone of myself?

Only if it's some sort of alternate universe in which the me is an opposite gender.

I'd seduce the hobo, because everybody knows hobos are teh sexay after you make them shower.

What possible other use could I have for a clone of myself?

Send it to work to earn your money, while you spend all day on the beach in Hawaii?

I wanna magic hobo! We'll go on a walk all accross the country, run to cath rides on trains, and then when we're friends, he'll take to the secret underground Hobo City of Hobo-opolis, where everyone always has a hand out to give, and you can always find a good meal in the trash can behind the retaurant, no not that one, the other one.

This thread disturbs me.

You disturb this thread.

No. I would try to beat him in a game of wits involving two goblets of whiskey and poison.

Having sex with myself, eh? That would just be a contest of speed haha.

I would. Im gay so would be fun! :P mwhahaha x Nahhh only once to see if it was good...

if it was id so do myself! :P

No, I have standards.

I'd do it. Hell yeh. Ohh hey.

Even if it was just to find out what my sex-face is :p

Don't think so. We'd definitely have wanking contests to hentai, though. Probably mutual such.

And I'm sure we'd make an excellent mad computer scientist duo; we could work on different things simultaneously and accomplish about twice as much. And, once our experiences and thought-states began to differ, have quite interesting discussions, filling in each other's gap of knowledge. And in the future, once it becomes possible, we could link our minds together through neural interfaces.

Don't think so. We'd definitely have wanking contests to hentai, though. Probably mutual such.

And I'm sure we'd make an excellent mad computer scientist duo; we could work on different things simultaneously and accomplish about twice as much. And, once our experiences and thought-states began to differ, have quite interesting discussions, filling in each other's gap of knowledge. And in the future, once it becomes possible, we could link our minds together through neural interfaces.

Just make sure neither of you grows a goatee.

Just make sure neither of you grows a goatee.Are you making a reference to something?

Are you making a reference to something?
The evil twin always has a goatee. It's, like, a universal law of dodgy TV sitcom/drama.

Yes.

I have no standards.

No, I dislike myself too much.

Of course!

Oh, and I totally want a hobo.

No to the sex, yes to the organs. I could use a back up liver.
But think of how you could prod your own Kidneys, though you might get yourself pregnant i guess...
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Sadly, i doubt mysely would sleep with myself.

Of course!

Oh, and I totally want a hobo.

Would you, you and a hobo count as a threesome?

I'm sure eventually somewhere down the road we'd be sitting next to each other bored as hell when we simultaneously ask: "Wanna screw around?" "Sure." "Ow ow ow ow." "Let's never do that again." "Agreed."

I'd seduce the hobo, because everybody knows hobos are teh sexay after you make them shower.

And sobering them up, getting the lice out of their hair, checking them for STDs, making sure they aren't insane... many other steps to go before jumping their bones.

Would you, you and a hobo count as a threesome?
Yup.

Would you, you and a hobo count as a threesome?
Unless one you is actually your anti-person. In which case, it normalises to being a hobo masturbating.

Yup.

Two WYTYGs and a hobo. Sexeh.

Have sex with myself? No, I'm not that desperate.

Besides, if a clone of myself ever showed up we'd have to duel to death eventually. It's hard enough to bear my own company, another me would drive us both insane. So insane, in fact, we'd probably have some kind of Highlander fight with broadswords and the loser would be decapitated.

"There can be only one!"

Two WYTYGs and a hobo. Sexeh.I'll say.

And sobering them up, getting the lice out of their hair, checking them for STDs, making sure they aren't insane... many other steps to go before jumping their bones.
Hobo's with the STD's, fascinating.
Something so dirty and so poor getting sex, truly fascinating.

Two WYTYGs and a hobo. Sexeh.

Maybe if it was a Matt Damon hobo.

Maybe if it was a Matt Damon hobo.

George Clooney hobo, perhaps? ;)

Hobo's with the STD's, fascinating.
Something so dirty and so poor getting sex, truly fascinating.

Well, they get more than I do.

Hobo's with the STD's, fascinating.
Something so dirty and so poor getting sex, truly fascinating.

What do you think prostitutes and other hobos can be used for?

George Clooney hobo, perhaps? ;)

Nah, I don't see what the deal is with his popularity.

Well, they get more than I do.
Watch much?
What do you think prostitutes and other hobos can be used for?
Murdering and paying them to fight each other, respectivly?

Watch much?

Murdering and paying them to fight each other, respectivly?

Well, yeah, that too. But they can also screw each other and get those nasty STD's. Oh, and sharing needles of course.

Maybe if it was a Matt Damon hobo.Not Matt Damon!
George Clooney hobo, perhaps? ;)Much better. :)

If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?

No, I'm fat, hairy, and I'm not female.

Not Matt Damon!

You make the Matt Damon hobo cry. :(

You make the Matt Damon hobo cry. :(

But he wasn't as good as the George Clooney hobo, he deserves to cry.

But he wasn't as good as the George Clooney hobo, he deserves to cry.

He simply can't see what George has that he doesn't. It confuses him.

This thread disturbs me.

the fact that most people voted aye on the question disturbs me more.

He simply can't see what George has that he doesn't. It confuses him.

Show him the George Clooney hobo and a mirror, maybe he'll get it then.

Only if myself had c cups and a vagina.

I've been wanting to try having sex with a girl for a long time, but haven't for fear of disease and/or rejection. This would be the perfect setup.

Well, yeah, that too. But they can also screw each other and get those nasty STD's. Oh, and sharing needles of course.
True also the Crack whores.
What would a Hobo pay a hooker as payment?
Aluminium cans?

absolutely, if i wouldn't who would?

Hell yes. i'm a sex god...

Don't think so, unless a gender swap of one or other of us is on the cards. Or both, come to think of it.

Agreed except for the 'both' option. I think it would be best if we could gender swap one of us, merge to one person again, and unmerge ourselves at will. THAT would open up a whole new area of... experimentation... as in doing intensive research about, uhm, the female body :D

I would go around playing the threesome/foursome/moresome-with-twins card... that qualifies as a yes IMO.

Sure... Why not? I know where all the good spots are :)

Not gay, so no.

you know, i think the more pertinent question here is: would your clone have sex with you?

lol Indeed.

Have sex with myself? No, I'm not that desperate.

What about being so desperate that you hold out for someone else to do it?

Oh, absolutely sex. Right after mud wrestling and right before we plan some wicked mischief.

Just imagine what two of me could accomplish.

Just imagine the perfect alibi! "No, officer. I couldn't have possibly filled the high school swimming pool with tapioca pudding. I was in the Department of Motor Vehicles all day. Just ask the clerk."

:D

Any man who claims never to have attempted auto-fellatio is a liar. This really isn't much different, its just masturbation. Why not?

I would totally get with myself. We'd probably become fast friends, get all competitive at the gym and so become crazy-buff, and then enjoy a long, hot relationship since we'd know exactly what the other was into. And after several kinky marathon sessions one of us would be nearly used up, and whoever was less exhausted would probably subdue the more exhausted one and *then* harvest his organs for future longevity-giving transplants.

I'd f**k myself silly, then I'd really f**k myself over. lol.

No, I'm fat, hairy, and I'm not female.

Not to mention you just ooze overconfidence.

Jesus, cheer up.

I have standards, you know! :rolleyes:

hell no. I would use my clone's organs.

Why would I want to have sex with myself? Or any other guy for that matter? l

KEEP THE HANDS OFF THE DAVE though. You try to doing anything erotically homosexual to me, and ya get :mp5:.

If you don't try to do anything homosexually erotic to me, and your gay, then I'm cool with it.

I'm cool with gays.

But I'm not gay. So no to the sex. The organs could be particularly useful, especially if i got :mp5:

I voted Yes. Although, I would also have voted for negro, and may I have a hobo too?

What can I say, I'm also a hobosexual.

If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?

You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you.

If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?

I already have sex with myself. :eek:

Hell no. I like the organs idea though.

That depends.

Would it be incest, or masturbation?

No, I'd definitely make me get a job, though.

No, I'd definitely make me get a job, though.

Think about it...you could be your own sugar daddy!

If a hobo with magically powers came to you and created an exact clone of you...would you have sex with the clone, if only to see why people don't want to have sex with you?

Uhm no I wouldn't... I don't swing that way. Unless it was an exact duplicate of me that was female, but you just said exact duplicate.
Besides, I know I'm good in bed, I've never gotten a single complaint. Women don't sleep with me because they don't want to or i don't want to sleep with them.

Think about it...you could be your own sugar daddy!Ooh, then I wouldn't have to find someone else to be my sugar daddy! I'm in.

Besides, I know I'm good in bed, I've never gotten a single complaint. 'Cause they fell asleep out of boredom. ;)

Don't knock it till you try it... not like it'd ever happen though.

Not to mention you just ooze overconfidence.

Jesus, cheer up.

I'm not emo. I just tell it like it is.

It's:

****** please!

I wouldn't be comfortable with a clone of myself; I'd feel like they'd know what I was thinking. So, no, probably not.

That depends.

Would it be incest, or masturbation?

I don't think this was one of the situations they thought of or included when they were defining both of those things.

No I would not!

It would be incest, homosexual, and masturbation.

Hell no.

*Dresses like a hobo*

Negro? Hell no! I'd prefer a chink, I want to be sure that I'm the one with the bigger penis, not the other way round.

No I would not!

It would be incest, homosexual, and masturbation.

You don't masturbate? :confused:

No. I would try to beat him in a game of wits involving two goblets of whiskey and poison.
Inconceivable!

The evil twin always has a goatee. It's, like, a universal law of dodgy TV sitcom/drama.

Wait, I'm the evil twin?

...

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Pretty mild in either direction, though...

God yeh! I'd be fantastic in bed, i would want to do all the same things as my clone would, they couldnt be sickened by even the strangest fantesies i could dream up, and they would look like me!

On the other hand i would like them to have a sex change first...

no

Anyone who has said 'no' is obviously lying.

Anyone who has said 'no' is obviously lying.

How so? Not only would it be unappealing to a straight person, but the human brain natural finds similar faces unattractive because it reduces the likelihood of incest.

would that make you gay, or would it be an opposite sex version of ourselves with our same personal qualities?

Can I have a clone of WYTYG instead? :fluffle: