NationStates Jolt Archive


Hos before bros

Sumamba Buwhan
27-04-2007, 17:42
For you guys who like submitting to a powerful woman, theres a town in China where the woman are in charge and punish disobedient men. The Chinese Govt. apparently want to make it a tourist destination based on it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070426/od_nm/china_womentown_odd_dc_1
JuNii
27-04-2007, 17:46
When tour groups enter the town, female tourists would play the dominant role when shopping or choosing a place to stay, and a disobedient man would be punished by "kneeling on an uneven board" or washing dishes in restaurant, media reports said.

... sounds like my life so far... :p
The_pantless_hero
27-04-2007, 17:47
Femdom World, where the roller coaster rides you!
Sumamba Buwhan
27-04-2007, 17:58
... sounds like my life so far... :p

How many lashes have you gotten today?

Femdom World, where the roller coaster rides you!

My friend is a professional dominatrix, and I bet that if this comes to pass as a tourist destination that she will have slaves flying her there to humiliate them in public.

Egghiccup;12586909']This town will collapse financially within a few months. Nothing will get done as the whole population will spend their entire time lost in Ikea looking for throws and interesting prints.

They will have to live off meatballs and Kopperberg, eventually going mad when they find out that they have to buy Ikea sheets for their Ikea beds because they are funny sizes.

The whole town will be turned into a giant self-service blue warehouse. The only winners here are the Swedes.

Those Svedonics win again!
JuNii
27-04-2007, 18:09
How many lashes have you gotten today?TODAY? none, since it's only 6:00. I gotta work harder on that... ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
27-04-2007, 18:39
Egghiccup;12586909']

The whole town will be turned into a giant self-service blue warehouse. The only winners here are the Swedes.

isnt that like, a rule, or something?
Carnivorous Lickers
27-04-2007, 18:42
For you guys who like submitting to a powerful woman, theres a town in China where the woman are in charge and punish disobedient men. The Chinese Govt. apparently want to make it a tourist destination based on it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070426/od_nm/china_womentown_odd_dc_1

DAMNIT MAN!!! You cant say "Ho" anymore. Whats wrong with you?
Remote Observer
27-04-2007, 18:42
Ballbuster Village?
Sumamba Buwhan
27-04-2007, 18:57
DAMNIT MAN!!! You cant say "Ho" anymore. Whats wrong with you?

I can't? :(
Remote Observer
27-04-2007, 19:02
I can't? :(

We can fire you if you say "ho" and you're not African-American.

Come to think of it, we'll have to fire Santa Claus.
Kyronea
27-04-2007, 19:05
For you guys who like submitting to a powerful woman, theres a town in China where the woman are in charge and punish disobedient men. The Chinese Govt. apparently want to make it a tourist destination based on it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070426/od_nm/china_womentown_odd_dc_1
Really? It's the real life Joketsuzoku! Now all I need to do is go there and then search somewhere within walking distance over two days and I'll find the Jusenkyo Cursed Springs! Female Kyronea awaits!

Okay no, but seriously this is quite amusing.
JuNii
27-04-2007, 19:14
Really? It's the real life Joketsuzoku! Now all I need to do is go there and then search somewhere within walking distance over two days and I'll find the Jusenkyo Cursed Springs! Female Kyronea awaits!

Okay no, but seriously this is quite amusing.

unless you slip and fall into the pool of the drowned bull.

getting horny? :D
JuNii
27-04-2007, 19:17
We can fire you if you say "ho" and you're not African-American.

Come to think of it, we'll have to fire Santa Claus.does that mean that Hostess can expect a Class Action lawsuite?
Kyronea
27-04-2007, 19:39
unless you slip and fall into the pool of the drowned bull.

getting horny? :D

Oh hah hah, JuNii. :p

Anyway, I do wonder how this village came into being with the ideals it professes, considering how Chinese culture, like most cultures, tends to see women as inferior to men.
JuNii
27-04-2007, 19:46
Oh hah hah, JuNii. :p

Anyway, I do wonder how this village came into being with the ideals it professes, considering how Chinese culture, like most cultures, tends to see women as inferior to men.

I think a group of outcast women got together and when some men tried to "invade their territory" they kicked their asses.

of course, some men didn't mind strong women and moved there...

of course it's just speculation.
Sumamba Buwhan
27-04-2007, 19:49
We can fire you if you say "ho" and you're not African-American.

Come to think of it, we'll have to fire Santa Claus.

"Ho" refers exclusively to black women? Or does it perhaps take a qualifier like "nappy-headed jigaboo"?
Kyronea
27-04-2007, 19:53
I think a group of outcast women got together and when some men tried to "invade their territory" they kicked their asses.

of course, some men didn't mind strong women and moved there...

of course it's just speculation.

That may very well be the case. To be entirely truthful, we will probably never know.

I'd be somewhat tempted to move there except the restrictions are bound to be...strict, and I'm somewhat free spirited, if you know what I mean.
Ifreann
27-04-2007, 19:58
Kinkiest town ever? Quite possibly.
JuNii
27-04-2007, 20:14
That may very well be the case. To be entirely truthful, we will probably never know.

I'd be somewhat tempted to move there except the restrictions are bound to be...strict, and I'm somewhat free spirited, if you know what I mean.

I dunno... I wouldn't mind staying there for a month or three.

if I could understand the language...
Andaluciae
27-04-2007, 20:35
In my German 401 class one of the guys in class wore a shirt that had a picture of Shakespeare on it, and underneath the Bard it said "Prose before Hos". Now, my very polite, very wonderful instructor came over and she asked him in this quiet, polite soft German accent "What is a ho?"

I think I nearly died at my desk, that day.
South Adrea
27-04-2007, 20:45
This says weird things to me as I have a chinese friend who's surname is Ho.
Am I to put him before my other Bros?
Sumamba Buwhan
27-04-2007, 21:27
This says weird things to me as I have a chinese friend who's surname is Ho.
Am I to put him before my other Bros?

Finally someone got the Ho connection :p

and the answer to your questio is "yes, if he's sexy"
South Adrea
27-04-2007, 22:32
Well I do quite like his shorts and according to some I'm quite the gay, Ho before Bro it is.
The_pantless_hero
27-04-2007, 23:42
This says weird things to me as I have a chinese friend who's surname is Ho.
Am I to put him before my other Bros?

There was a guy in my Chemistry class with the family name Ho. He always joked about a box in his garage containing family stuff that was labeled the "Ho files."
Carisbrooke
27-04-2007, 23:53
I think that all men should kneel on an uneven board.

I frequently punish men. They always deserve it and thank me for it afterwards.
Arthais101
28-04-2007, 00:38
I think that all men should

haha. No.