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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070427/ap_on_fe_st/lifelong_learner

Those dang liberal hippy college grads! :p

If I had the money, I'd stay at university for the rest of my life.

Kind of blows the whole "I'm too old to go back to school" excuse clear into orbit, doesn't it? :)

Good for her...learning doesn't have to be vocational training ALL the time.

That is one cool lady :cool:

She's taking up space and resources that a young person who has his whole life ahead of him and needs a college education so he can get a job to support his family could be using. Fucking selfish old people. Not only are they soaking up all the medicare and social security so they can buy luxuries like food and medicine, they're also taking our educational opportunities now.

She's taking up space and resources that a young person who has his whole life ahead of him and needs a college education so he can get a job to support his family could be using. Fucking selfish old people. Not only are they soaking up all the medicare and social security so they can buy luxuries like food and medicine, they're also taking our educational opportunities now.

Well, then I guess helping fight nazism and comunism over 90 years doesnt help much, does it.

I guess you deserve more than her, a guy whose most impressive acomplisment is managing to jack off more than 5 times in one day.

Well, then I guess helping fight nazism and comunism over 90 years doesnt help much, does it.

I guess you deserve more than her, a guy whose most impressive acomplisment is managing to jack off more than 5 times in one day.

She grew some beans in her field during WW2. I wouldnt glamourise it too much

Well, then I guess helping fight nazism and comunism over 90 years doesnt help much, does it.

I guess you deserve more than her, a guy whose most impressive acomplisment is managing to jack off more than 5 times in one day.

My record is only three times. Actually my most impressive accomplishment is having a thick wooden fence post broken over my head and not even being fazed by it. You also need to work on not taking my posts too seriously. Hell, I called food and medicine luxuries. That didn't tip you off?

Well, then I guess helping fight nazism and comunism over 90 years doesnt help much, does it.

I guess you deserve more than her, a guy whose most impressive acomplisment is managing to jack off more than 5 times in one day.

Don't flame, he was being sarcastic.

You can get degrees in general studies now?! I am so on the wrong course.

The ole biddy's got to spend her money some how, and this sound much more interesting than playing the stock market or some other crap like that.

Hasn't she ever heard of drugs? I mean shit, at her age getting wasted every day isn't going to shave too many years off her life.

She's taking up space and resources that a young person who has his whole life ahead of him and needs a college education so he can get a job to support his family could be using. Fucking selfish old people. Not only are they soaking up all the medicare and social security so they can buy luxuries like food and medicine, they're also taking our educational opportunities now.The ole biddy's got to spend her money some how, and this sound much more interesting than playing the stock market or some other crap like that.

Don't flame, he was being sarcastic.

Who said I wasnt?

I consider jacking off 5 times in one day quite impressive.

Who said I wasnt?

I consider jacking off 5 times in one day quite impressive.

Try eight.

Try eight.

Thank goodness im female, all these male restriction of having to wait till you can get it back up again etc.. No twice in a row for those extra horny days either.

Anyway, back on topic, Lucky old lady! She must be loaded to be able to pay top-up-fees!

Try eight.

try nine.

no really, try. I can't.

If I had the money, I'd stay at university for the rest of my life.

If I had the money to do that, i'd also have the money to sit at home for the rest of my life and avoid writing more essays. Seems an obvious choice to me. :)

Well, then I guess helping fight nazism and comunism over 90 years doesnt help much, does it.

She grew some beans in her field during WW2. I wouldnt glamourise it too much

Hehe. :D

try nine.

no really, try. I can't.

I think it could be done over 20 if someone was conditioned and had determination. Fluid replacement every half hour or so should equal in theory over 20.

I think it could be done over 20 if someone was conditioned and had determination. Fluid replacement every half hour or so should equal in theory over 20.

At that point, the big threat becomes friction burn. It can be quite nasty. *nod*

...



...i've heard. ;)

I think it could be done over 20 if someone was conditioned and had determination. Fluid replacement every half hour or so should equal in theory over 20.

Ridiculous. That's like eating ten saltine crackers inside of one minute.

20 in a day? Someone must suffer from premature ejeculation problems, because for me, 20 in a day would put severe time constraints on the rest of my day.

20 in a day? Someone must suffer from premature ejeculation problems, because for me, 20 in a day would put severe time constraints on the rest of my day.

Multitask. :)

I think it could be done over 20 if someone was conditioned and had determination. Fluid replacement every half hour or so should equal in theory over 20.

That would require a lot of lube or you'll have a bloody mess down there.

Now, I'm determined to break her record. *doesn't go to college*

She's taking up space and resources that a young person who has his whole life ahead of him and needs a college education so he can get a job to support his family could be using. Fucking selfish old people. Not only are they soaking up all the medicare and social security so they can buy luxuries like food and medicine, they're also taking our educational opportunities now.

Since education is a consumer item, like most things, if she's got the money, she should be able to buy it /shrug

I'm going to seek employment on a cruise ship as a storyteller

You need a degree for this? :confused:

That's cool :)

Now, I'm determined to break her record. *doesn't go to college*

LoL yeah thought something similar myself.. but it was.. that'll be about the time I do decide to actually get a degree.

Multitask. :)

I thought most of the guys on NS were multitaskers (at least in this regard).

Is it just because the OP's name is Lunatic Goofballs ...

That this thread about a 95 year old woman going to college seems to really be about masturbation?
The article doesn't even have a picture, ffs! Am I missing something? :confused:

Hang on ... I've seen the picture. Uh-huh.
No way is SHE 95! She's ... she's ...

I'll get back to you. Need a tissue right now ...

Multitask. :)You masturbate whilst asleep? :confused:

Maybe it's because I'm never in a rush to get things done... maybe... um... I'm getting vaguely embarrassed.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070427/ap_on_fe_st/lifelong_learner

Those dang liberal hippy college grads! :p

Anyone else notice she majored in History? Coincidence?

Women don't belong in schools.

Only managed four.

Multitasking, hmmm. *starts looking for dirty stuff at the same time*

Is it just because the OP's name is Lunatic Goofballs ...

That this thread about a 95 year old woman going to college seems to really be about masturbation?
The article doesn't even have a picture, ffs! Am I missing something? :confused:

Apparently. :)

She grew some beans in her field during WW2. I wouldnt glamourise it too much
I think you are seriously underrepresenting this woman's contribution to the war: We all know that it was America's superior reserves of soy milk that brought the Nazis to their knees. Hitler himself was said to have envied the low cholestorol and superior bowel movements of the American army.

I think you are seriously underrepresenting this woman's contribution to the war: We all know that it was America's superior reserves of soy milk that brought the Nazis to their knees. Hitler himself was said to have envied the low cholestorol and superior bowel movements of the American army.

:eek: WOW!

Well, then I guess helping fight nazism and comunism over 90 years doesnt help much, does it.
Why would you want to fight "comunism"?

It brings things like schools, which you seem direly in need of.
I guess you deserve more than her, a guy whose most impressive acomplisment is managing to jack off more than 5 times in one day.
Comeback of the century, mate. *slow claps... so slowly*




Oh and... errr... hurrah. I suppose that it's vaguely a good thing for old people to be learning and such.

You can get degrees in general studies now?! I am so on the wrong course.
For even more of a waste-of-time doss, try Sociology!

If I had the money to do that, i'd also have the money to sit at home for the rest of my life and avoid writing more essays. Seems an obvious choice to me. :)





Hehe. :D
Or in not getting a real job, you know a real job?
*i'd have done the whole Family Guy thing with Brian and his Novel and Stewie mocking his lack of said novel but i can't be arsed.*

I think you are seriously underrepresenting this woman's contribution to the war: We all know that it was America's superior reserves of soy milk that brought the Nazis to their knees. Hitler himself was said to have envied the low cholestorol and superior bowel movements of the American army.
The Navy gets the Gravy, but the army gets the beans...
*Worst movie ever*