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Horse hits hay in bank

Pure Metal
26-04-2007, 15:19
lol! that's cute :p


edit: MY OP!!
Ifreann
26-04-2007, 15:19
Had a thread on this already. It's still damned funny.

Le gasp, my stolen OP has been stolen!
German Nightmare
26-04-2007, 15:19
Drunken man parks horse in bank foyer

BERLIN - An early-morning bank customer had a bit of a shock when he found a horse at the automatic teller machine.

The horse's owner, identified only as Wolfgang H., had a bit too much to drink the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank's heated foyer, police said Tuesday.

The 40-year-old machinist told Bild newspaper he had had "a few beers" with a friend in Wiesenburg, southwest of Berlin, and decided to hit the hay in the bank on his way home.

Confronted with the lack of a hitching-post, he brought the 6-year-old horse, named Sammy, in with him.

When a customer came across the horse and sleeping rider in the bank at 4:15 a.m. Monday, he called police, who then came and woke the owner up and sent him on his way.

No charges were filed, but there might be some cleanup needed: Apparently Sammy made his own after-hours deposit on the carpet.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/SammytheHorseattheSparkasse.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070425/ap_on_fe_st/horse_in_bank_7;_ylt=AtDYm73Ps6ApZK8sy3MKiFHlWMcF ]

I was laughing so hard when I saw the picture of Sammy at the Sparkasse, I thought I'd have to share it with y'all!
German Nightmare
26-04-2007, 15:36
lol! that's cute :p

edit: MY OP!!
How dare you, PM! :D
Had a thread on this already. It's still damned funny.
Sorry, I seem to have missed it. But funny it is.

I imagine I'm on my way to the bank at night and there's a horse waiting inside! :eek:
Pure Metal
26-04-2007, 15:41
How dare you, PM! :D

Sorry, I seem to have missed it. But funny it is.

I imagine I'm on my way to the bank at night and there's a horse waiting inside! :eek:

if i was pissed on the way back from the pub and there was a horse in the cash machine place...... i'd probably shit myself :eek:
German Nightmare
26-04-2007, 15:46
if i was pissed on the way back from the pub and there was a horse in the cash machine place...... i'd probably shit myself :eek:
Either it sobers you up instantly - or it totally freaks you out!

Probably the latter.

Anyway, can you imagine the phone call telling the police about a horse in a bank? Would you, as a dispatcher, believe the caller?!? I'd have a hard time. :p
Ifreann
26-04-2007, 15:50
if i was pissed on the way back from the pub and there was a horse in the cash machine place...... i'd probably shit myself :eek:

I'd mount up and get home faster. I did that with a bike that appeared to be unchained once, but it was in fact chained up so the back wheel wouldn't spin. In my drunken anger I put the bike in a tree.
JuNii
26-04-2007, 18:26
I was laughing so hard when I saw the picture of Sammy at the Sparkasse, I thought I'd have to share it with y'all!

well, I'm sure the bank had some Interest in Sammy's deposit...

Too bad it's not the type of Interest that would help to Sammy's retirement to Stud.