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i think now is the time to impeach Bush.
charge the first: being a big meany. he's just a mean guy and started a war and started wars because he's mean.
charge the second: using obscure rules to win the 2000 election. every1 knows Gore should have one becuz popular elections are the only 1's that matter.
charge the third: he kills the planet because he's evil. he's trying to burn half the world with global warming and freeze the other half with global cooling so he can herd us all into his corporate slave camps underground. just look at the way he lives; he's got a huge mansion ranch in texas that uses and pollutes moar than 20 times a normal house, he flies acrost the country and around the world non-stop to promote his liberty-limiting policies, he invaded iraq for teh oilz, etc.
charge the fourth: i don't like him and didn't vote for him and his winning twice made me sad.

charge the second: using obscure rules to win the 2000 election. every1 knows Gore should have one becuz popular elections are the only 1's that matter.

100% not true.

That's the way it should be. But it's not the way it is now, and it's not the way it was in 2000.

i think now is the time to impeach Bush.
charge the first: being a big meany. he's just a mean guy and started a war and started wars because he's mean.
charge the second: using obscure rules to win the 2000 election. every1 knows Gore should have one becuz popular elections are the only 1's that matter.
charge the third: he kills the planet because he's evil. he's trying to burn half the world with global warming and freeze the other half with global cooling so he can herd us all into his corporate slave camps underground. just look at the way he lives; he's got a huge mansion ranch in texas that uses and pollutes moar than 20 times a normal house, he flies acrost the country and around the world non-stop to promote his liberty-limiting policies, he invaded iraq for teh oilz, etc.
charge the fourth: i don't like him and didn't vote for him and his winning twice made me sad.

Is this satire? Like...really, really shitty satire?

Is this satire? Like...really, really shitty satire?

I was just thinking that myself.

i think now is the time to impeach Bush.
charge the first: being a big meany. he's just a mean guy and started a war and started wars because he's mean.
charge the second: using obscure rules to win the 2000 election. every1 knows Gore should have one becuz popular elections are the only 1's that matter.
charge the third: he kills the planet because he's evil. he's trying to burn half the world with global warming and freeze the other half with global cooling so he can herd us all into his corporate slave camps underground. just look at the way he lives; he's got a huge mansion ranch in texas that uses and pollutes moar than 20 times a normal house, he flies acrost the country and around the world non-stop to promote his liberty-limiting policies, he invaded iraq for teh oilz, etc.
charge the fourth: i don't like him and didn't vote for him and his winning twice made me sad.

I supported Bush until I read this post. My eyes are now open to his horror. Impeach that monkey!

charge the second: using obscure rules to win the 2000 election.
What obscure rules?

Boxhillnorth;12581990']What obscure rules?

I think he is talking about the Electoral College.

Is this satire? Like...really, really shitty satire?

Probably.

Is this satire? Like...really, really shitty satire?

Looks like it.

Though I must say.. satire or not, it's more coherent than a lot of the arguments I've come across online demanding impeachment..

lol wut

Is this supposed to be a new form of Internet banner ads? You know, instead of punch the monkey and win $25?

So this is what it feels like to be a sane Republican listening to Michael Savage, huh?;)

I think he is talking about the Electoral College.

Hence the question, as the EC is hardly obscure.

Looks like it.

Indeed, indeed.

Though I must say.. satire or not, it's more coherent than a lot of the arguments I've come across online demanding impeachment..

It's more coherent than most any sort of argument on teh netz. However, that doesn't mean there aren't good grounds for impeachment, but we'll leave those to another time and instead concentrate on blasting the OP's "intelligence"...

*Points at OP*

Whose is this?

I'm guessing it's Morghanne Q.E. Wolfe-Slattery, Euphorian. Because it says that in the sig.

i think now is the time to impeach Bush.
charge the first: being a big meany. he's just a mean guy and started a war and started wars because he's mean.
charge the second: using obscure rules to win the 2000 election. every1 knows Gore should have one becuz popular elections are the only 1's that matter.
charge the third: he kills the planet because he's evil. he's trying to burn half the world with global warming and freeze the other half with global cooling so he can herd us all into his corporate slave camps underground. just look at the way he lives; he's got a huge mansion ranch in texas that uses and pollutes moar than 20 times a normal house, he flies acrost the country and around the world non-stop to promote his liberty-limiting policies, he invaded iraq for teh oilz, etc.
charge the fourth: i don't like him and didn't vote for him and his winning twice made me sad.

Charge the fifth: Learn to spell, use grammar appropriately, and quit whining like a child.

Is this The Blue Arrow?
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Nah, not intelligent enough. At least TRA could copy/paste articles to go with his posts.

Seriously though, what happend to the funny trolls? I miss them.

You're all being too hard on the little guy. We should all do what we can to support the mentally ill. Winners can't win without trying and you tried!

You're all being too hard on the little guy. We should all do what we can to support the mentally ill. Winners can't win without trying and you tried!

Hold on now--this isn't the internet Special Olympics. This is. (http://redstate.com) ;)

Hold on now--this isn't the internet Special Olympics. This is. (http://redstate.com) ;)

NSG is more like...the obsessive-compulsive Olympics, innit?

NSG is more like...the obsessive-compulsive Olympics, innit?
You may just have it there.

Is this satire? Like...really, really shitty satire?


Has to be......