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I certainly believe the reason why tomato is the most valued fruit over bananas is because his noodly appendage wished it so, and designed it such that we would all love pasta with meatsauce. For the vegeterians, he provided beans instead of meat, and all was good in the land with pasta and tomato sauce.

I certainly believe the reason why tomato is the most valued fruit over bananas is because his noodly appendage wished it so, and designed it such that we would all love pasta with meatsauce. For the vegeterians, he provided beans instead of meat, and all was good in the land with pasta and tomato sauce.

I follow the path of the Banana for the Banana was the first to question the FSM's divine power and privilege. You sheep just do as your told. Sickening.

I certainly believe the reason why tomato is the most valued fruit over bananas is because his noodly appendage wished it so, and designed it such that we would all love pasta with meatsauce. For the vegeterians, he provided beans instead of meat, and all was good in the land with pasta and tomato sauce.

rAmen

In the beginning there was the wheel.

Several thousand years after, god created earth.

I certainly believe the reason why tomato is the most valued fruit over bananas is because his noodly appendage wished it so, and designed it such that we would all love pasta with meatsauce. For the vegeterians, he provided beans instead of meat, and all was good in the land with pasta and tomato sauce.

Heretic! Tomatoes are an abomination unto His noodley greatness. He is to be anointed only with oils made fragrant with basil. Tomatoes are to be sliced asunder and cast upon a baking desolate plain of crust. Repent lest thou share their fate.