NationStates Jolt Archive


A Bank! A Bank For My Horse! MY HORSE!

Zarakon
25-04-2007, 22:20
I have mine in a safety deposit box.

What? Warping up the OP doesn't let you start polls anymore? Man, that's why I've always wanted to steal one...
Rubiconic Crossings
25-04-2007, 22:23
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070425/tod-uk-germany-horse-0296dc8.html

Drunk German deposits horse in bank for night
Reuters
Reuters - Wednesday, April 25

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man called on his bank for an unusual service when he was too tired and drunk to go home -- he bedded down there for the night with his horse.
(Advertisement)

The man, identified as Wolfgang H. by German media, went to sleep next to cash machines in the local branch of the Mittelbrandenburgische Sparkasse in Wiesenburg southwest of Berlin after unsaddling his horse Sammy and closing the door.

A spokeswoman for the bank said that aside from an undesirable deposit made by his horse inside the building, the 40-year-old account holder had not breached any house rules.

"The horse was otherwise very well behaved and kept a good watch on his master," she said on Wednesday. "Perhaps we should have a supply of oats and water on the premises in future."

Another customer discovered the horse and rider as he slept and informed police, who asked the man to leave.

A police spokesman said that since the horse's droppings had been removed, the matter was now closed.

Now my bank is crap. Horse crap in fact. As useful as a chocolate fire grate.

mmmmm

BEER!
Rubiconic Crossings
25-04-2007, 22:34
Crap.

frikkin Jolt servers...may many horses crap on your ram.

:mad:
Forsakia
25-04-2007, 22:40
Crap.

frikkin Jolt servers...may many horses crap on your ram.

:mad:

You never know, might improve it.
Rubiconic Crossings
25-04-2007, 22:49
You never know, might improve it.

Maybe I should rename the thread -

Stupid frikkn Jolt Servers For My Horse! My frikkn HORSE You Daft Silly Slow Piles of Useless Iron Sat in Some Computer Rack Chugging Away Like a Half Sunken Version of the African Queen!!!11!!11!!!!xbillion frogs
Piresa
25-04-2007, 22:56
In Soviet Russia, Ram craps Horse

and Bank craps Horse

and Bank sleeps Man

and so on and so forth.

I honestly thought this would be about an MMORPG before entering. :p
Ifreann
26-04-2007, 11:22
Wow, room and board for account holders. What service.

I have mine in a safety deposit box.

What? Warping up the OP doesn't let you start polls anymore? Man, that's why I've always wanted to steal one...

You can once it lists you as the OP on the front page.
Rubiconic Crossings
26-04-2007, 11:23
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070424/capt.85b39b534cdb465dbd5b3296e5526107.germany_horse_nyol946.jpg

Brilliant! LOL
Compulsive Depression
26-04-2007, 11:26
Aww, the horse stood on the doormat :)

*Pats Dobbin and feeds her a polo*
Kryozerkia
26-04-2007, 13:14
Some people are just friggin' weird...
I V Stalin
26-04-2007, 13:16
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070424/capt.85b39b534cdb465dbd5b3296e5526107.germany_horse_nyol946.jpg

Brilliant! LOL
Is it just me, or does it look like that guy's shat himself?