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I am absolutly drunk right now. Are you? and what are u drinking?


Me: Firehouse5 Amber Beer

Don't drink and surf. D:

I was last night...on Budweiser "Select", for the love of God. But then again, quality is meaningless when the goal is intoxication.

I am drunk fairly often, but I try not to post while I am inebriated. It just leads to bad things.

I am drunk fairly often, but I try not to post while I am inebriated. It just leads to bad things.


Hmm yes kinda of a Mel Gibson like post. Someone should tell hinm not to drink. But on the other side drinking can bring clarifying effect.

I was last night...on Budweiser "Select", for the love of God. But then again, quality is meaningless when the goal is intoxication.

Oh that is so not true. If you're going to drink, drink something ya like.

And as for posting drunk.... perhaps it's not a good idea. I sometimes think my computer should come with a breathalizer.

But it's a lot of fun!

No, but I'm quite stoned..

No, but I'm quite stoned..

In the process of doing so, so in a minute, I too shall proclaim "Ditto!".

Oh hell yes I am drunk! Its a saturday night! The drink of choice tonight is whiskey! Damn I love it! I do not even remember how many shots i have had though...

no, but i should be. this always happens to me the night after the morning after, no matter how much i drink i just don't get drunk. so far a bottle or so of wine (aggregate - white, red, rose, cava), 1/4 bottle of gin, 4 tequilas. stonecold sobre. wtf?

I don't drink... but I'm 15 minutes away from a nice big bowl of chronic. :)

In the process of doing so, so in a minute, I too shall proclaim "Ditto!".

I don't drink... but I'm 15 minutes away from a nice big bowl of chronic. :)

Yayness!

I don't drink... but I'm 15 minutes away from a nice big bowl of chronic. :)

Man I could use some chronic. A girl I use to work with use to bring some to work and we use to smoke it. Good times man!

I am absolutly drunk right now. Are you? and what are u drinking?


Me: Firehouse5 Amber Beer

I don't drink.

I don't drink.


I think the consumption of alcohol is more of of a social function. If more people drank the more social people would be. I think the decline of the bar biz is causing the decline of social contact.

I never, ever drink alcohol. Ever. Not even a sip in those religious rituals I attend.

But I'm listening to Mae's "Suspension" right now... and that generally makes some of my reserve disintegrate.

Sadly sober. I could really go for a beer, though.

Nope. And I'm not high either. I'm stone cold sober.

Nope. And I'm not high either. I'm stone cold sober.

That's about as shocking as learning that the sky is indeed blue.

I think the consumption of alcohol is more of of a social function. If more people drank the more social people would be. I think the decline of the bar biz is causing the decline of social contact.

Oh God. Just what we need. People requiring others to get drunk. You do your thing, and I'll do mine. I don't say that you shouldn't drink, so show some matching respect, eh?

now i am drunk. ahhh! tequila!!! :)

Tipsy. So I'll vote yes. Just discovered Beck's. Good German shit.

Oh God. Just what we need. People requiring others to get drunk. You do your thing, and I'll do mine. I don't say that you shouldn't drink, so show some matching respect, eh?

after that post i think we have a prime candidate for maditory excessive alcohol consumption. :p

No. I wish I could get high and write poetry like Victor Coleman, though.

after that post i think we have a prime candidate for maditory excessive alcohol consumption. :p

Given that my unconscious mind responds to sedation by making me into a violent bastard, I very much think that you do not want to give it any greater ability to escape the bonds of rationalism whilst impared in judgement. :p

No. I wish I could get high and write poetry like Victor Coleman, though.

you need laudinum for that. plain drunkeness won't do.

edit: shit, i was thinking of coleridge. disregard.

I am absolutly drunk right now. Are you? and what are u drinking?


Me: Firehouse5 Amber Beer

The perfect thread for me right now. 2:30 on the AM, and I had...oh shit let's see...a mojito, two shots of southern comfort, two shots of rum, a screwdriver, a shot of tequila and and another shot I don't remember...dear Lord I weigh only like 140 and this has completely destroyed me,,,oh deaqr....

and oh crap i also dipped...kind of tipped me over the edge..

On my way, so I voted, "Yes."

Mike's hard berry is my drink tonight. I only drink Mike's because I hate bitter stuff.

Given that my unconscious mind responds to sedation by making me into a violent bastard, I very much think that you do not want to give it any greater ability to escape the bonds of rationalism whilst impared in judgement. :p

what, every time? that's a shame :(

what, every time? that's a shame :(

Yup. Every time I've had to be sedated for a medical procedure I've come out fighting people off and generally being belligerent. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I litterally fought off the assistance of two nurses, whilst just waking up, and stumbled to the recovery room on my own.

I don't drink or smoke any sort of hallucinogenic drug.

I've had two beer tonight, so no.

I just smoked some more!

I just smoked some more!

Quick! How many fingers am I holding up?

Quick! How many fingers am I holding up?

Eleventyhundrethousand!

Eleventyhundrethousand!
I'm sorry, you are to sober for this conversation.

kthanxbi

I'm sorry, you are to sober for this conversation.

kthanxbi

I has a wire.

I haven't been really drunk since last summer. But when I'm drunk I don't make a big deal about it.

Yup. Every time I've had to be sedated for a medical procedure I've come out fighting people off and generally being belligerent. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I litterally fought off the assistance of two nurses, whilst just waking up, and stumbled to the recovery room on my own.

gosh! ok, no drinkies for you :P

Hell, I'm drunk most of the time I'm posting here.

This title reminds me of On the Moon.

IPB: Were you drunk?
TK: <.< >.> .... Yes...

No, but I could totally fix that.

No, but I could totally fix that.:p

Hell, I'm drunk most of the time I'm posting here.

Sometimes I think that if you rocked any harder you'd need a stadium...



(not sure why that now, except maybe that I just came up with that whatzit and didn't want to wait to use it...)

I was tight on absinthe last night =] so much fun =D :)

I don't drink or smoke any sort of hallucinogenic drug.

Don't drink, don't smoke? Whatdoyoudo?








Christ, I'm old...

I was last night.

So's your face!

Haha! "Your face" always works.



All right, sorry, yeah, a little. I really shouldn't be, though. I've only had about two jugs (how colonial am I, eh?) of moderately strong pale ale, and I've been back from Brunswick Street for feckin ages, now, with all my pretend Aussie money spent.

Evidently there's some residual impact from the fact that I've only had about five (non-consecutive) days without intoxication since I arrived in Australia on the 29th of October.

Also that I've not slept for quite some time. Feck off, dawn! Back!

I haven't drank properly since Wednesday night, although I was absolutely fucked on Friday. Didn't get to sleep until 11am...

You can't beat cider for drunkeness, especially the strong stuff (7.5%). Facking lethal stuff. Worst hangovers, ever!

Currently on first can. Shall remedy that soon!

Well, not that I'm up, I'm not drunk anymore...

Nope.

I'm drinking water at the moment.

Don't drink, don't smoke? Whatdoyoudo?

Actually, I expect that what you were looking for is: "Don't smoke, Don't drink, don't fuck. At least I can...."

*trails off to find himself surrounded*

I'll just leave it there.

It's currently Sunday night, so no. I was supposed to get smashed and stoned out of my mind last night, but that fell through.

Damn.

yeah, a little bit, the weather is very good and i've spend most of the day sitting in the sun with a pint in my hand.

Drunk with love.

i'm currently appreciating the wonders of alka seltzer.

All the booze in the world could not quench this thirst.

Hell, I'm drunk most of the time I'm posting here.

*looks at your location*
I think that kinda explains it. :D

I don't drink. That may have something to do with the fact that I'm 15, but I don't think I'd like to anyway.

Nope.

I had several beers whilst BBQing yesterday, but I havent been drunk in a while.

Nope.

I had several beers whilst BBQing yesterday, but I havent been drunk in a while.

I was up near Bushkill yesterday, beautiful day for using the grill!