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Well, the level of discourse has been unusually puerile in certain threads - it's sort of comforting to know it's because some teen is spouting adolescent nonsense.

Edit: Oh, dear. I seem to have stolen your thread.

There are some younger posters, but by and large it seems that most are 18+...

I haven't had my regularly allotted NSG time lately, due to exam craziness, but it does seem over the past few months that the average age here has dropped dramatically. Are we just losing oldtimers (like, where the heck is Gift-of-God...not saying you're old of course :D)? Or are you young bastards just talking too much?

Oh, and this would be a great thread to also deride youth and/or age if you be so inclined, after you answer the nifty poll.

We'd have got away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky kids!

Poll? Where?

Poll? Where?

Right there!

Well, the level of discourse has been unusually puerile in certain threads - it's sort of comforting to know it's because some teen is spouting adolescent nonsense.

Exactly. I want to blame the children.

Depends what you count as young, surely?

I'm 21. To a 40 year old I'm probably a "young 'un". To a 22 year old I wouldn't be.

Yes. Those damn kids, with their newfangled trend-speak and their hippy, trippy music.

Why, most NSGers can't even remember a time before the Internet was in common use! To them it's just always been there, like electricity.

They have no gratitude for the wonder of progress; that's why they're all communists too.

Ah, youth to corrupt! I love it! :)

Exactly. I want to blame the children.

In certain cases I am tempted to petition for abortion rights up to the 936th week.

Yes. Those damn kids, with their newfangled trend-speak and their hippy, trippy music.

Why, most NSGers can't even remember a time before the Internet was in common use! To them it's just always been there, like electricity.

They have no gratitude for the wonder of progress; that's why they're all communists too.

But...I'm a commie...and I remember life before the Internet...

But...I'm a commie...and I remember life before the Internet...

And I blame you for the Fall of Nationstates General as well.

whats the cut-off for being old?

From personal experience, about 23.

whats the cut-off for being old?

And I blame you for the Fall of Nationstates General as well.

Puleez. My sluttery has only elevated NSG to new, and more decadent heights.

Over 40 inahouse! Woot!

Now I gotta toddle off to bed, us old folks need our naps.

That and I work nights. Peace.

whats the cut-off for being old?

Older than me :D

No, not really. It's purely subjective though, and generally based on one's own age. Forty doesn't seem awfully old now compared to when I was 15.

And you still owe me a sexy recording there boyo...I haven't forgotten...

Over 40 inahouse! Woot!

Now I gotta toddle off to bed, us old folks need our naps.

That and I work nights. Peace.

Yeah sorry about that...I didn't really want to leave the cut off at 40 as though anything past was just OLD...but I only had 10 spaces. And my focus is on seeing how many snot-nosed young shits we have here as opposed to the snot-nosed old farts.

Puleez. My sluttery has only elevated NSG to new, and more decadent heights.

Hehe. Elevated.

In certain cases I am tempted to petition for abortion rights up to the 936th week.

Oooh...you're so bad!

Hehe. Elevated.

:D Of course your mind would go there...

Sure, it's contradictory if you think that depravity is base instead of inspired...

WE REIGN SUPREME.

UNDER 18s FTW!

Puleez. My sluttery has only elevated NSG to new, and more decadent heights.

With all these prepube boys around, that's not all it's elevated.

I think we should declare war on the the children, and send them running to the children's forums. Who is with me!?

I'll refrain from using the sniper smiley, no matter how much I want to at this moment...

Why, most NSGers can't even remember a time before the Internet was in common use! To them it's just always been there, like electricity.

They have no gratitude for the wonder of progress; that's why they're all communists too.

i don't know man - i remember life before al gore invented the internet. as i recall, it sucked. and i vaguely approved of george h.w. bush at the time. it was only with the advent of the internet that i took up communism.

I think we should declare war on the the children, and send them running to the children's forums. Who is with me!?

I'll refrain from using the sniper smiley, no matter how much I want to at this moment...

You want to get rid of the kids? Convince their parents that NSG is cool. :)

You want to get rid of the kids? Convince their parents that NSG is cool. :)

MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Devilish!

Looks to be the same spread as usual. Maybe a few more in the 17-19 category, but still heavy at college age and just after. Its been like this since I came here, some years ago.

Maybe you're just getting old and gumpy? :p

You want to get rid of the kids? Convince their parents that NSG is cool. :)

MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Devilish!

You evil, evil people.

We shall rise up against you! Who is with me?! Young'uns shall rule this forum!

You evil, evil people.

We shall rise up against you! Who is with me?! Young'uns shall rule this forum!

I blame you for our PG-13 rating.

We shall rise up against you! Who is with me?! Young'uns shall rule this forum!

*Clips Arinola around the ear and sends him to bed without supper.*

I blame Johnny B Goode.

Are you kidding? I do my best to be R-rated. I'm a porn-addicted bartender, for Christ's sake!

*calls social services*

Excellent plan! Get Social Services to take all the kids away! Well done :)

I'm 16, but it's not as if I RP like an immature brat or anything...

I blame you for our PG-13 rating.

I blame Johnny B Goode.
*fobs off blame*

*Clips Arinola around the ear and sends him to bed without supper.*

*calls social services*

I'm 16, but it's not as if I RP like an immature brat or anything...

Likewise.

That is why we must rise up! More PG-13 ratings! More childrens programs! Later watersheds! Always supper before bedtime! WE SHALL RULE ETERNAL!

Looks to be the same spread as usual. Maybe a few more in the 17-19 category, but still heavy at college age and just after. Its been like this since I came here, some years ago.

Maybe you're just getting old and gumpy? :p

17 up, I can handle, unless we're talking about some seriously immature 17-20 years olds. Which...seems to be the case lately. Without naming names.

Old and grumpy? Sure. Entirely possible.

Likewise.

That is why we must rise up! More PG-13 ratings! More childrens programs! Later watersheds! Always supper before bedtime! WE SHALL RULE ETERNAL!

16 year olds of the world unite?

In certain cases I am tempted to petition for abortion rights up to the 936th week.

I have been a longstanding advocate of retroactive abortion. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up if they're bratniks!

I'm 19, so I'm probably just about old enough to side with our elders and smite the young 'uns.

I'm 19, so I'm probably just about old enough to side with our elders and smite the young 'uns.

Sorry, but you'd be one of the first smitten :eek:

16 year olds of the world unite?

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm 19, so I'm probably just about old enough to side with our elders and smite the young 'uns.

You're the young. You're even too young to legally buy a beer in the USA!

Ahahahahaha!!

You're the young. You're even too young to legally buy a beer in the USA!

Ahahahahaha!!

It's not the rest of the world's fault that the drinking age in some states in the US is stupidly high. Suckers.

I picked the wrong one! I'm 28 now! I'm not 25-27! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!

It's not the rest of the world's fault that the drinking age in some states in the US is stupidly high. Suckers.

Some?

They're all 21..

Well, the level of discourse has been unusually puerile in certain threads - it's sort of comforting to know it's because some teen is spouting adolescent nonsense.

Edit: Oh, dear. I seem to have stolen your thread.

Not all teens spout adolescent nonsense. :D
I myself am an example... am I not? :eek:

Some?

They're all 21..

I'm fairly certain that there are one or two states where the cutoff is 18.

Edit: Nevermind. Unfunded mandates strike again.

Some?

They're all 21..

Oh...well in Alaska they give rum to the babies to make them sleep, so I figured there was some sort of exception :P

Your National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 means you fuckers have the highest drinking age in the world. So who sucks? Yeah. It's you.

I'm fairly certain that there are one or two states where the cutoff is 18.

the legal age to purchase alchohol is 21 in every state.

Some states have lower ages at which it is permissable to DRINK alchohol, however in no state in this country can someone purchase alchohol legally under 21.

Your National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 means you fuckers have the highest drinking age in the world. So who sucks? Yeah. It's you.

What else is new?

Hee! I'm just about an old fart!

Oh...well in Alaska they give rum to the babies to make them sleep, so I figured there was some sort of exception :P

In some states it is perfectly permissible to GIVE your children alchohol.

the 21 age is that no person may BUY alchohol under 21. Some states require someone to be older than 21 to consume. Others 18. Others have no age at which it is illegal to consume. Others say minors can't drink outside but can drink in their home/in their home and given to them by their parents.

States widely vary as to when and where someone under 21 may DRINK alchohol. However it is universal that nobody under 21 may BUY alchohol.

Hee! I'm just about an old fart!

Careful...there was a good reason I avoided labelling the 40 pluses 'old farts'....*hides from Ashmoria*

the legal age to purchase alchohol is 21 in every state.

Some states have lower ages at which it is permissable to DRINK alchohol, however in no state in this country can someone purchase alchohol legally under 21.

There are some cities that allow it, however. New Orleans is a notable example.

Also, several states allow parents to buy permits allowing their children to drink. Nutty eh? :)

Your National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 means you fuckers have the highest drinking age in the world. So who sucks? Yeah. It's you.

Not actually true, because again, the law only sets a point at BUYING alchohol, not drinking it. However some states do require you to be 21 to drink, but that has nothing to do with the act.

However, some states in india have a 25 year minimum on consumption. Many nations it is entirely illegal unless you are a non muslims, such as Bahrain and Iran.

Sorry, but you'd be one of the first smitten :eek:
Silly old man, it's smoten(at least, smoten sounds better than smitten).
You're the young. You're even too young to legally buy a beer in the USA!

Ahahahahaha!!

Ruffy, take a second to think about the situation here. I'm Irish. Your puny laws cannot prevent me from getting drunk.

Oh...well in Alaska they give rum to the babies to make them sleep, so I figured there was some sort of exception :P

Your National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 means you fuckers have the highest drinking age in the world. So who sucks? Yeah. It's you.

It's not like anyone obeys the 21 drinking age thing. It just teaches us early on that most laws are stupid and should be broken as often as possible.

Silly old man, it's smoten(at least, smoten sounds better than smitten).


Ruffy, take a second to think about the situation here. I'm Irish. Your puny laws cannot prevent me from getting drunk.

They never stopped me. :D

There are some cities that allow it, however. New Orleans is a notable example.

I am unsure how a city law could ever trump a state law, unless the state law specifically makes an exception.

That being said, Louisiana is napoleonic code which is just....wierd, and i know little about.[/QUOTE]

Silly old man, it's smoten(at least, smoten sounds better than smitten).


Ruffy, take a second to think about the situation here. I'm Irish. Your puny laws cannot prevent me from getting drunk.

I believe it's smote; smitten is when one is infatuated, is it not? :)

Also, he does have a point, Ruffy. Nothing can stop the Irish from drinking. Nothing.

Not actually true, because again, the law only sets a point at BUYING alchohol, not drinking it. However some states do require you to be 21 to drink, but that has nothing to do with the act.

However, some states in india have a 25 year minimum on consumption. Many nations it is entirely illegal unless you are a non muslims, such as Bahrain and Iran.

I was bashing...not going for veracity. Lording over you with our legal age of 18 (19 in BC). You're killing my buzz. :p

I felt so old looking at the "what do you look like" thread.:(

It's not like anyone obeys the 21 drinking age thing. It just teaches us early on that most laws are stupid and should be broken as often as possible.

And that there is profit to be made from fake IDs.

I felt so old looking at the "what do you look like" thread.:(

Yes, that's sort of what prompted this thread.

I'm awfully lonely as the only person in the 28-30 slot.

With all these prepube boys around, that's not all it's elevated.

Prepubescent? Isn't that when we thought girls had cooties?

Does 19 count as old or young?

:eek: Oh my god oh my god! Guys, they're onto us! We must think of a NEW tactic to take over NSG and turn it into a vent for all our teenage angst!:eek:

Well, the level of discourse has been unusually puerile in certain threads - it's sort of comforting to know it's because some teen is spouting adolescent nonsense.

Edit: Oh, dear. I seem to have stolen your thread.

I do wonder whether I would be classified either as puerile, or the "teens" that Fass seems so desperate to deplore.:D

However, I do not discern any greater levels of stupidity at present than before.

However, I do not discern any greater levels of stupidity at present than before.

It's easier to see when you're standing outside of it...than when you are in the thick of the puerile mess.

They never stopped me. :D

LG, the laws of reality couldn't stop you drinking :P

So who sucks? Yeah. It's you.

Not me! I still drink! :)

Notice I said legally.

Careful...there was a good reason I avoided labelling the 40 pluses 'old farts'....*hides from Ashmoria*

lol

hey its not so much that im getting older, its that those even older than i am are dying off! ....oops i mean going elsewhere.

lol

hey its not so much that im getting older, its that those even older than i am are dying off! ....oops i mean going elsewhere.

So that's what mother meant when she said granpa went to Hell..

Not me! I still drink! :)

Notice I said legally.

Don't expect me to take notice of that word when I'm in the midst of law school exams.

Don't expect me to take notice of that word when I'm in the midst of law school exams.

Bring it on, Miss Woods. I have connections.

Bring it on, Miss Woods. I have connections.

No, I think you misunderstand. I'm too burned out to discuss the law, in any way. Hence my lack of a decent comeback to Arthais' legal thrashing.

Example: Sweden is t3h roxorzz!

It most certainly is not.

Fuck you, BREEDERS!

You wish.

Well, the level of discourse has been unusually puerile in certain threads - it's sort of comforting to know it's because some teen is spouting adolescent nonsense.


Example: Sweden is t3h roxorzz! Fuck you, BREEDERS!

The funniest thing about this? Fass never says it. You people say it for him, and then attack your own words.

And all I need do is savour the indolence.

Like so many other things, it comes effortlessly.

Example: Sweden is t3h roxorzz! Fuck you, BREEDERS!

The funniest thing about this? Fass never says it. You people say it for him, and then attack your own words.

Hey, hepcats.

What's swinging, daddy-o?

*is getting mighty tired of being the only timewarper around here*

I'm still as old as before.

In certain cases I am tempted to petition for abortion rights up to the 936th week.
Made me laugh.

Example: Sweden is t3h roxorzz! Fuck you, BREEDERS!

Finnland is better.

Hey, hepcats.

No, I think you misunderstand. I'm too burned out to discuss the law, in any way. Hence my lack of a decent comeback to Arthais' legal thrashing.

*quashes your complaint*

Damn Dobbs...seems like the above 19ers outweigh the under...are we then to blame for this intellectual drought on NSG?

Damn Dobbs...seems like the above 19ers outweigh the under...are we then to blame for this intellectual drought on NSG?

Oh, without a doubt. It's been tough finding the time for really juicy arguments of late, what with the ongoing task of subverting America's youth and all.

*quashes your complaint*

*twitches*

And Fass, you're freaking me out doing that.

:eek: Oh my god oh my god! Guys, they're onto us! We must think of a NEW tactic to take over NSG and turn it into a vent for all our teenage angst!:eek:

ha so your the leader

What's swinging, daddy-o?

*is getting mighty tired of being the only timewarper around here*
I could change back to forums.jolt.co.uk and keep you company, but somehow I doubt that'd meet with the appreciation it deserves.

I could change back to forums.jolt.co.uk and keep you company, but somehow I doubt that'd meet with the appreciation it deserves.

I'm on forums3...

Ooh, useful, now we can sot everyone on the forum by age and gender. There could be many fun uses for that.....

ha so your the leader

No... Just the President of Random Fluffling-

I've said too much. :eek:

I'm on forums3...
What the hell are you doing there? Warping away all by your exclusive little self? Come join the huddled masses on forums1.

What the hell are you doing there? Warping away all by your exclusive little self? Come join the huddled masses on forums1.

Forums3 are the only ones that seem not to hate the perfection of Scandinavian freedom and democracy.

Ooh, useful, now we can sot everyone on the forum by age and gender. There could be many fun uses for that.....

Sotting is good. I like sotting. Particularly when I'm sotting drunk.

What the hell are you doing there? Warping away all by your exclusive little self? Come join the huddled masses on forums1.

Pffft, the cool kids stay on forums.jolt.co.uk

Default FTW!

I could change back to forums.jolt.co.uk and keep you company, but somehow I doubt that'd meet with the appreciation it deserves.

Or you could reply to my damn TGs. :rolleyes:

Pffft, the cool kids stay on forums.jolt.co.uk

Default FTW!

Hell yeah! :cool:

When the hell did I get so old?

I feel I need a fluffle :(

I'm still as young as before.
You sure are :)

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Finnland is better.
Only because they're drunker :p

Forums3 are the only ones that seem not to hate the perfection of Scandinavian freedom and democracy.
*points and laughs*

Or you could reply to my damn TGs. :rolleyes:Or you could let me catch up on the pics thread, eat dinner, and maybe you could even remember, before you send me TGs about how I'm hogging TGs, that it's YOUR turn to reply to some old crap. :rolleyes:

Pffft, the cool kids stay on forums.jolt.co.uk

Hello, forums3.

age is but a number. *winks*...

*points and laughs*

We like our distance to you, so laugh all you want. We snicker.

You sure are :)

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When the hell did I get so old?

I feel I need a fluffle :(
Well,after the above I can hardly say no, can I? :fluffle:

Now, who pays for my flight to Finland?

No... Just the President of Random Fluffling-

I've said too much. :eek:

indeed you have

i blame all the young ones for making me feel my age :(
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/zxc_047/Krun.jpg

Or you could let me catch up on the pics thread, eat dinner, and maybe you could even remember, before you send me TGs about how I'm hogging TGs, that it's YOUR turn to reply to some old crap. :rolleyes:

*sighs*

Fine, I'll be the bigger person here. No, shut the hell up, that was not a fat joke. :bitchy:

Also, on which day in November exactly? Your birthday, I mean? And I could have sworn it was in June. Damn.
November 22, 1989. I was born in Pennsylvania, and my brother claims I ruined his Thanks Giving.
And those chocolate coffee eggs you found online are quite obviously not the ones I had sent you, seeing how they ARE DARK CHOCOLATE AND LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. *breathes deeply*
Well what the hell are you doing sitting around?! Get out there and hunt for them. In the USA there's a word, that word is "Clearance" Right after Easter every year, THEY SELL THE FUCKING CANDY FOR DIRT CHEAP PRICES. While you sit on your fat ass and waste away, there are people out there BUYING THE REST OF THEM.

*twitches*

Great job! They're all gone now.
Thanks for the Easter prezzies, got them today! :) *munches chocolate* (I'm saving the raspberry one for last because I loooves teh raspberries *nodnod*).
Well how did the raspberry one taste? I liked it lots.
And my, what a lovely sweet letter that came with it, you little whore!
Er, what did the letter say, again? I kinda.. erm.. forgot.

As soon as I saw the card, I thought of you. :)

[CENSORED]

Well,after the above I can hardly say no, can I? :fluffle:
Aaaw, yay! :D :fluffle:

Now, who pays for my flight to Finland?

Why, the young'uns of course :)

And if not, I'm sure Fass can pull some strings to have the government of the Socialist Paradise of Sweden pay your way. After all, it's for a good cause is it not? So I'm sure they'll send you a 'chopper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hlw5lHns5Q) to take you there...

Enjoy your alcoholic pancakes :p

I like the little hill. I'm officially 16 but closer to 17. :)

- snip -
HOW ABOUT USING TGs TO SEND TGs?? Sheesh, the little twit. :rolleyes:

Lawl, lovers tiff.
*grabs some popcorn*

And if not, I'm sure Fass can pull some strings to have the government of the Socialist Paradise of Sweden pay your way. After all, it's for a good cause is it not? So I'm sure they'll send you a 'chopper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hlw5lHns5Q) to take you there...

1. For making me remember that song you need to suffer.
2. Transporting Germans... that's a bit touchy.

HOW ABOUT USING TGs TO SEND TGs?? Sheesh, the little twit. :rolleyes:

Excuse me, but this is the legnth I had to go to. You never listen to me anymore.

*Snip*
What I want to know is... Is it problematic to transport chocolates, or is that OK? Is it ordinary mail? Does it take a long time?

Seriously, these ar improtant issues! The public needs to know!

1. For making me remember that song you need to suffer.
I grow more evil as I grow older. Bah :(

2. Transporting Germans... that's a bit touchy.
As long as no trains are used, I think we'll all be fine :)

Wait a second, I thought NSG was always run by youngin's? The occasional
30+ poster will strut the forum-world like some ancient demi-god, but the kids have always ruled the NS forums.

Of course, I've only been around for a year or so, and anyone younger than me (32) is a 'youngin'.

I grow more evil as I grow older. Bah :(

And I grow ever more vengeful (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EnS28fBUk).

As long as no trains are used, I think we'll all be fine :)

There goes the only eco-sensible option, even if there would have been the chance for a new Estonia...

You're also not a demi-god. *pats* :p

Ha! I didn't mean me.

And if not, I'm sure Fass can pull some strings to have the government of the Socialist Paradise of Sweden pay your way. After all, it's for a good cause is it not? So I'm sure they'll send you a 'chopper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hlw5lHns5Q) to take you there...Holy crap. I watched just long enough to witness the most horrible "dance" sequence in the history of mankind.

Wait a second, I thought NSG was always run by youngin's? The occasional
30+ poster will strut the forum-world like some ancient demi-god, but the kids have always ruled the NS forums.

Of course, I've only been around for a year or so, and anyone younger than me (32) is a 'youngin'.You're also not a demi-god. *pats* :p

Holy crap. I watched just long enough to witness the most horrible "dance" sequence in the history of mankind.

more fool you

And I grow ever more vengeful (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EnS28fBUk).
Bad as that is, I'm afraid I have been subjected to something so much worse recently that it hardly had any effect on me... You see, the link to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE) have been floating around.

Oh, and disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the contents of the above-presented link. Clicking it and watching the entire video WILL result in the genocide of brain cells. You have been warned.

(And yes, this is kinda on topic 'cause this is what the young'uns are listening to! :eek:)

There goes the only eco-sensible option, even if there would have been the chance for a new Estonia...
Oh gawd I loathe ships! Makes me seasick just to think about one!

...except one trip I took from Sweden to Finland, which actually was kinda nice.
Holy crap. I watched just long enough to witness the most horrible "dance" sequence in the history of mankind.
I'm not sure about that... Please, do not click the link above to see what I mean!

Bad as that is, I'm afraid I have been subjected to something so much worse recently that it hardly had any effect on me... You see, the link to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE) have been floating around.

Dude... seriously... what the HELL was that!?! :eek: :headbang:

Now I got that song stuck in my head. I hate that kind of crap...

Bad as that is, I'm afraid I have been subjected to something so much worse recently that it hardly had any effect on me... You see, the link to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE) have been floating around.

Oh, and disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the contents of the above-presented link. Clicking it and watching the entire video WILL result in the genocide of brain cells. You have been warned.

(And yes, this is kinda on topic 'cause this is what the young'uns are listening to! :eek:)

The word boobs has lost almost all meaning to me.

Dude... seriously... what the HELL was that!?! :eek: :headbang:

Now I got that song stuck in my head. I hate that kind of crap...
That was pure evil, my young padwan, that was pure, unstoppable evil :(

I'm sorry you had to see that. Please, never play that song again.
The word boobs has lost almost all meaning to me.
That's OK... ;)

*Flees*



*Shouts from afar*
I'm sure you'll get over it eventually!

That was pure evil, my young padwan, that was pure, unstoppable evil :(

I'm sorry you had to see that. Please, never play that song again.

That's OK... ;)

*Flees*



*Shouts from afar*
I'm sure you'll get over it eventually!

have you got a sword too

Wow, this is kinda sad. Of all the people who've voted with names I recognize, the only ones I like are over twenty. And as a direct contrast, I seriously don't like many of the ones under twenty.

Oh well...

<Clicks.>

In less than 4 months, I'd move up one rung of the poll. :(

<Cries.>

<Clicks.>

In less than 4 months, I'd move up one rung of the poll. :(

<Cries.>Hell, I always thought you were around 30 to begin with, so stop crying.

Hell, I always thought you were around 30 to begin with, so stop crying.

OMFGYG, you're 30+?

*stands here looking very awkward*

You didn't know?

I didn't care. Funny how that changes when one is confronted with dreaded news, huh?

OMFGYG, you're 30+?

*stands here looking very awkward*

You didn't know?

You're still looking very awkward right now..

... yes, and you not Czech in the least.

I didn't care. Funny how that changes when one is confronted with dreaded news, huh?

You're still looking very awkward right now..

So?

So...

Also: "GYG"?

Gosh you guys.

OMFGYG, you're 30+?

*stands here looking very awkward*So?

Also: "GYG"?

So...So...?

... yes, and you not Czech in the least.

Prove it!

So...?

Must I say it? I'd rather not.

Prove it!

I don't need to prove a negative.

Must I say it? I'd rather not.

say it! say it! say it! say it!

I haven't had my regularly allotted NSG time lately, due to exam craziness, but it does seem over the past few months that the average age here has dropped dramatically. Are we just losing oldtimers (like, where the heck is Gift-of-God...not saying you're old of course :D)? Or are you young bastards just talking too much?

Oh, and this would be a great thread to also deride youth and/or age if you be so inclined, after you answer the nifty poll.

Neesika...Sinuhue...whatever you want us to call you, we will always love you. :)

That said, I'm twenty years old.

Must I say it? I'd rather not.Will it just annoy me in that typically Fassian way? Go ahead.
Will it make me cry? Just send me a TG. I'm feeling fragile today. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

Will it just annoy me in that typically Fassian way? Go ahead.
Will it make me cry? Just send me a TG. I'm feeling fragile today. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

I don't know. Here it is anyway: spinster!

There. I said it. Didn't hurt you much, now did it?

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Fass has turned into something extremely un-Fass-like in this thread...

I don't know. Here it is anyway: spinster!

There. I said it. Didn't hurt you much, now did it?
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I'm actually speechless. If we don't count guffaws, that is.

I'm baffled how anyone outside maybe Mormon Utah would hear "over 30" and think "spinster", but you? Seriously? You think women over, what, 25? 28? 30? should be married and be busy raising their brood? Seriously?

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Fass has turned into something extremely un-Fass-like in this thread...

I gotta agree with ya there, man.

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Fass has turned into something extremely un-Fass-like in this thread...Thank you! I was actually not sure if I was somehow missing something in his post.

Thank you! I was actually not sure if I was somehow missing something in his post.

Yeah. When he's dealing with me, he's a lot meaner.

Oh. Oh! ROFL. Sorry Kyronea, totally misunderstood you there, hee. :p

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Now I'm confused. :confused:

Damn oldies clogging up NSG :p

Thank you! I was actually not sure if I was somehow missing something in his post.

Yeah. When he's dealing with me, he's a lot meaner.Oh. Oh! ROFL. Sorry Kyronea, totally misunderstood you there, hee. :p

Older than me :D

No, not really. It's purely subjective though, and generally based on one's own age. Forty doesn't seem awfully old now compared to when I was 15.

And you still owe me a sexy recording there boyo...I haven't forgotten...

I know, I know.

My laptop died last thursday, so it shall have to wait untill I get it back

I'm actually speechless. If we don't count guffaws, that is.

I'm baffled how anyone outside maybe Mormon Utah would hear "over 30" and think "spinster", but you? Seriously? You think women over, what, 25? 28? 30? should be married and be busy raising their brood? Seriously?

There are two uses for breeder chicks: as fag hags (*whispers* those are awful */whispers*); and producers of more gay babies. Sublet your uterus already, ingrate!

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Fass has turned into something extremely un-Fass-like in this thread...

How could Fass be anything but Fass?

Fass-as-depicted-by-those-that-dislike-him isn't the actual Fass you know...

wow, i'm glad this poll had visible voting thingy, i was so totally wrong about many people's ages.

There are two uses for breeder chicks: as fag hags (*whispers* those are awful */whispers*); and producers of more gay babies. Sublet your uterus already, ingrate!

I've done my duty. I'm trying to convince my daughters to become lesbians, but there's this pesky little wrinkle about it not being an actual choice...so I guess we just have to wait.

Once we've performed our breeding function, then what?

wow, i'm glad this poll had visible voting thingy, i was so totally wrong about many people's ages.

This has two effects on me.

1) Where I find out someone is younger than I thought, I suddenly have a bit of guilt if I've been particular harsh towards them. I then realise I only feel that way because I used to teach, and then quickly quash these sympathetic feelings, endeavouring not to budge one iota when it comes to ripping their arguments apart.

2) Where I find out someone is older than I thought, I wonder how on earth they could possibly be that stupid at that age, and endeavour not to budge one iota when it comes to ripping their arguments apart.

Ok, actually there is one more impact of this knowledge...I find flirting with children to be extremely icky. If you're under 20, and I accidentally flirt with you, please remind me that you are a child. I will then run away and vomit, and try never to repeat my mistake. Thank you.

There are two uses for breeder chicks: as fag hags (*whispers* those are awful */whispers*); and producers of more gay babies. Sublet your uterus already, ingrate!
:(
Fass makes me cry.

How could Fass be anything but Fass?

Fass-as-depicted-by-those-that-dislike-him isn't the actual Fass you know...
Because he's more...well, he seems more relaxed and his humour isn't as biting. He seems like the way he was back in that Swiss Waffle Day thread, except more so.

Whereyouthinkyougoing: Johnny's interpretation is more accurate.

How could Fass be anything but Fass?

Fass-as-depicted-by-those-that-dislike-him isn't the actual Fass you know...

Aye.

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Now I'm confused. :confused:Heh, sorry. I thought you were commenting on Fass' post in terms of "What's with the reactionariness?!" (somehow this doesn't seem like an actual English word. <.<), but Johnny B. Goode obviously understood your post as a comment on Fass' post in terms of "What's with the anticlimactic and uncharacteristic softness of the intended insult?". And then I felt stupid. And now I'm confused. :confused:

I've done my duty. I'm trying to convince my daughters to become lesbians, but there's this pesky little wrinkle about it not being an actual choice...so I guess we just have to wait.

Why in heavens would we like them to be lesbians?

Once we've performed our breeding function, then what?

Submit to the crushing soul-draining erosion of your self-worth by the beauty standards dictated to you by our fashion industry, of course. It's a lovely scheme when you think about it.

have you got a sword too
Not as such, no...
<Clicks.>

In less than 4 months, I'd move up one rung of the poll. :(

<Cries.>
C'est la vie. Enjoy it while you can
OMFGYG, you're 30+?

*stands here looking very awkward*
I'm actually surprised that I'm supposedly older than you! :eek:
Damn oldies clogging up NSG :p
*Gets plunger*

It worked when it was those filthy hippies clogging up the works, so it'll probably work now as well. ;)
And then I felt stupid. And now I'm confused. :confused:

No worries. That sort of thing happens with age. :)


:eek:


*Ducks and dodges thrown items of serious lethality*

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I hate it when posts become timewarped to the previous page...

Ok, actually there is one more impact of this knowledge...I find flirting with children to be extremely icky. If you're under 20, and I accidentally flirt with you, please remind me that you are a child. I will then run away and vomit, and try never to repeat my mistake. Thank you.
Whereas twenty and above means flirt away?

Why in heavens would we like them to be lesbians? Well they can't be fags you silly bit.



Submit to the crushing soul-draining erosion of your self-worth by the beauty standards dictated to you by our fashion industry, of course. It's a lovely scheme when you think about it.
The ultimate gay agenda...have the breeder women starve themselves to death once they have fulfilled their function...

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I hate it when posts become timewarped to the previous page...


Whereas twenty and above means flirt away?

Well, 20 to 25 is still a bit iffy but tolerable. But essentially...yes.

Well they can't be fags you silly bit.

So what use would they then be?

The ultimate gay agenda...have the breeder women starve themselves to death once they have fulfilled their function...

*taps index finger on nose*

I can drain my own self-worth. :cool:
But it's more fun when someone helps.

I can drain my own self-worth. :cool:

In certain cases I am tempted to petition for abortion rights up to the 936th week.

I'll vote for that one...

But it's more fun when someone helps.

By the way, those pics in the appearance-whore thread? Sexy bitch, you!

By the way, those pics in the appearance-whore thread? Sexy bitch, you!

*runs to look*

I'm 15. Soooo..... I thought when I registered it was the perfect opportunity to give myself a username which reflects on my maturity.

Though I haven't used the sniper smiley, which is something in my favour.

Well, 20 to 25 is still a bit iffy but tolerable. But essentially...yes.

Ah. Nice to know for future reference if we somehow ever end up flirting with each other, though I doubt that'll ever happen...I don't know how to flirt.

I can drain my own self-worth. :cool:

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Huh?

*runs to look*

Try not to abuse yourself. Be stronger than I.

This has two effects on me.

1) Where I find out someone is younger than I thought, I suddenly have a bit of guilt if I've been particular harsh towards them. I then realise I only feel that way because I used to teach, and then quickly quash these sympathetic feelings, endeavouring not to budge one iota when it comes to ripping their arguments apart.

2) Where I find out someone is older than I thought, I wonder how on earth they could possibly be that stupid at that age, and endeavour not to budge one iota when it comes to ripping their arguments apart.

Ok, actually there is one more impact of this knowledge...I find flirting with children to be extremely icky. If you're under 20, and I accidentally flirt with you, please remind me that you are a child. I will then run away and vomit, and try never to repeat my mistake. Thank you.

heh! fortunately for me i'm no flirt and a rubbish debater [in fact wtf do i do here anyway? buh? waste time i suppose]. and i draw the line at 18 not 20 :p

- snip -Would you mind deconfusing me already?

Try not to abuse yourself. Be stronger than I.

I can't bloody find it! *screams in frustration*

And I shan't be stronger than you...you should know better than to even suggest it.

By the way, those pics in the appearance-whore thread? Sexy bitch, you!haha...those are a bit old...I think the most recent I posted was about 5 months old

I can't bloody find it! *screams in frustration*


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Must I always have patience with you?

And I shan't be stronger than you...you should know better than to even suggest it.

I was never good at frigidity, so you can see how I expected excellence therein from you.

haha...those are a bit old...I think the most recent I posted was about 5 months old

Funnily the tent pitched didn't care.

Wow, this is kinda sad. Of all the people who've voted with names I recognize, the only ones I like are over twenty. And as a direct contrast, I seriously don't like many of the ones under twenty.

Oh well...

I hear ya there. I recognise about 50% of the under 20s, about 75% of the 20s, and 95% of the 30+ crowd. Of those I respect enough to listen to, the ratios are about the same. Old age and guile... :p

(And I know what I was like at those ages. Me now would barely tolerate me at 16.)

Funnily the tent pitched didn't care.
haha...you charmer, you.

We're getting to summer...I'll see if I can get some beach pictures for you

haha...you charmer, you.

We're getting to summer...I'll see if I can get some beach pictures for you

Beach? Oh, yeah, people do other things than work during the summer. *expects speedos*

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Must I always have patience with you? Yes, you must. Thank you muchly.


I was never good at frigidity, so you can see how I expected excellence therein from you.

Wait, are you seriously accusing me of frigidity? You heartless whore, you know that is false and I shall not take such a spurious accusation lightly! I haven't a clue of what I might possibly do to punish you for this transgression...although shocking you with another naked photo of myself, while claiming it to be a naked picture of Sarkhaan might just do the trick...

Beach? Oh, yeah, people do other things than work during the summer. *expects speedos*

haha...you may have to suffer through me in board shorts.

Have no fear, I'll be working too. But I'm only a half hour drive from some great beaches...perfect for weekend trips

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Huh?

Whatdaya mean, 'huh'?

haha...you charmer, you.

We're getting to summer...I'll see if I can get some beach pictures for you

You slut :D

You slut :D
haha...what's your point?:p

Would you mind deconfusing me already?

I was commenting that Fass seemed light-hearted and fluffy, completely unlike the somewhat arrogant and egotistically sarcastic biting wit that he usually employs.

Wait, are you seriously accusing me of frigidity? You heartless whore, you know that is false and I shall not take such a spurious accusation lightly! I haven't a clue of what I might possibly do to punish you for this transgression...although shocking you with another naked photo of myself, while claiming it to be a naked picture of Sarkhaan might just do the trick...

While I must say I appreciated the facial meant for Sumamba that somehow accidentally found its way to me a lot more than the undulating pasty boobs you probably inherited from the Irish branch of your ancestry, I feel I must once more repeat that I've seen far, far worse appendages.

haha...what's your point?:p

That you've just made yourself more likeable:p

haha...you may have to suffer through me in board shorts.

Boards were not the stiff things I was hoping for.

Have no fear, I'll be working too. But I'm only a half hour drive from some great beaches...perfect for weekend trips

And the bright windswept tundra is only $2000 and a ten hour flight away... perfect for emigration.

While I must say I appreciated the facial meant for Sumamba that somehow accidentally found its way to me a lot more than the undulating pasty boobs you probably inherited from the Irish branch of your ancestry, I feel I must once more repeat that I've seen far, far worse appendages.

Hahahahaahahaha! I love how you both insult and then praise my breasts as best you can from your particular position:p

And let's say 'face shot' rather than 'facial' m'kay? Your description is much more suggestive than it ought to be:D

Hahahahaahahaha! I love how you both insult and then praise my breasts as best you can from your particular position:p

When I give feedback, I at least try to lift the things that need.

And let's say 'face shot' rather than 'facial' m'kay? Your description is much more suggestive than it ought to be:D

You honestly think "face shot" is more innocuous?

I was commenting that Fass seemed light-hearted and fluffy, completely unlike the somewhat arrogant and egotistically sarcastic biting wit that he usually employs.

It's like me going up to a person and calling them a poopyhead.

Boards were not the stiff things I was hoping for.that would be quite the awkward moment among my friends...



And the bright windswept tundra is only $2000 and a ten hour flight away... perfect for emigration.
sounds delightful
That you've just made yourself more likeable:p

haha...well, good.

I'm a mere 20 years of age, and as the poll shows, quite emphatically yes it has been. <.<

that would be quite the awkward moment among my friends...

Why do I find that dreadfully hard to believe? I doubt it's due to my fantasies alone.

You honestly think "face shot" is more innocuous?

Hmmm. Good point. Damn it! It was a perfectly innocent picture, and you've insinuated (successfully) that it was somehow depraved. Grrr.

haha...well, good.Oh and by the way, when you finally do the recording, you MUST at one point say..."What are you retarded?"

It's like...the signature saying for that accent.

Hmmm. Good point. Damn it! It was a perfectly innocent picture, and you've insinuated (successfully) that it was somehow depraved. Grrr.

Welcome to NSG :)

Welcome to NSG :)

It's okay when I do it.

that would be quite the awkward moment among my friends...Your friends tend to look at that part of you?...interesting. Keep talking. ;) What happens next?

But it's more fun when someone helps.

Nah, not really.

18 - I can now buy beer!

Errr... looks a bit like (I'm contributing to this at seventeen, by the way).

But as Fass said, by the fairly ridiculous nature of some of the posts, it's at least slightly comforting to know that most people making these comments are actually teenagers.



Incidently, to : Agerias; Ant swain; Hamilay; Johnny B Goode; Moorington and Supercrazywackyland, isn't it your bedtime?

Um, here I am.

Been lurking.

I feel old now, after looking at that poll. I blame the kids. Awesome.

Incidently, to : Agerias; Ant swain; Hamilay; Johnny B Goode; Moorington and Supercrazywackyland, isn't it your bedtime?

I don't ned no steenking bedtime. :p