Save The Rainforest By Using One Piece
Potarius
21-04-2007, 01:43
Are these people fucking insane? Most toilet paper, and paper products, come from tree farms and plantations, not goddamn protected forests. I'm speechless. My mouth is open in awe. Seriously.
Oh, and my thread.
Remote Observer
21-04-2007, 01:43
of toilet paper. I no longer want to shake hands with Sheryl Crow. I can't imagine that anyone can get their ass clean after a major constitutional with 2 or 3 squares of toilet paper (unless you're lucky).
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheryl-crow/laurie-and-sheryl-go-to-s_b_46320.html
have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.
Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."
I'd like to see someone try that last bit - washing the one square out...
Remote Observer
21-04-2007, 01:47
Are these people fucking insane? Most toilet paper, and paper products, come from tree farms and plantations, not goddamn protected forests. I'm speechless. My mouth is open in awe. Seriously.
Oh, and my thread.
You win!
This is why I wipe with Koala bears. They're furry, self-cleaning and Eucalyptus-scented.
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 01:50
This is why I wipe with Koala bears. They're furry, self-cleaning and Eucalyptus-scented.
Pfft.
Kittens, cheap, effective, hell...and self maintaining.
Wait, cats are self maintaining?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Northern Borders
21-04-2007, 01:50
That is stupid. Its very important for us to keep ourselves clean and with good hygenes.
Anyway, we should figure out how to use those shells from the movie Demolition Man.
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 01:53
That is stupid. Its very important for us to keep ourselves clean and with good hygenes.
Anyway, we should figure out how to use those shells from the movie Demolition Man.
Turtle shells or bullet shells?
Because, honestly, what a better use of turtles...
Fleckenstein
21-04-2007, 01:56
Turtle shells or bullet shells?
Because, honestly, what a better use of turtles...
I find it quite hard to imagine both fitting a turtle shell and how comfortable that would be. :(
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 01:58
It'll come with a fiber pack.
Insert fiber.
Apply shell.
Think "Credit Card".
Repeat Steps 2 and 3.
DOCTOR'S WARNING -
Do not apply two different shells.
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 02:07
Are these people fucking insane? Most toilet paper, and paper products, come from tree farms and plantations, not goddamn protected forests. I'm speechless. My mouth is open in awe. Seriously.
Oh, and my thread.
Sorry I sort of hijacked the thread in a way and crashed it into a very tall building.
One request - What are you referencing too, stupid hippies in Brazil or stupid hippies in North America who have half the mind to complain about waste of paper but then uses like...three pieces of paper or so for their 'legal herbs' on a certain day of which is today?
Dinaverg
21-04-2007, 02:11
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/OnePieceVolume1English.jpg
I suppose if you really don't like the series...Can't say how absorbant it is though.
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 02:13
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/OnePieceVolume1English.jpg
I suppose if you really don't like the series....
Hmm, sure...that could be an alternative...
HAH I HAVE AN IDEA THAT I AM NOT GOING TO SHARE HERE BECAUSE YOU'LL STEAL IT!
Funny TP!!! Yes!!!
That is stupid. Its very important for us to keep ourselves clean and with good hygenes.
Anyway, we should figure out how to use those shells from the movie Demolition Man.
I just need to remember not to press the one marked 'ATR'.
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 02:21
if you weren't such a cheapskate, you'd get to use the fine madagascar voamboana tree tp like i do
TURTLE SHELLS WITH KITTEN FUR LINING!
Free Soviets
21-04-2007, 02:22
Most toilet paper, and paper products, come from tree farms and plantations, not goddamn protected forests.
if you weren't such a cheapskate, you'd get to use the fine madagascar voamboana tree tp like i do
UnHoly Smite
21-04-2007, 02:26
Are these people fucking insane? Most toilet paper, and paper products, come from tree farms and plantations, not goddamn protected forests. I'm speechless. My mouth is open in awe. Seriously.
Oh, and my thread.
Not news worthy. Who cares?
Pyschotika
21-04-2007, 02:28
Not news worthy. Who cares?
Well...
You, obviously...
I mean, you're not the one who just had to post his negative, pessimistic comment now are you :-P
<-- Sarcastic.
Strike down those stains with the toilet paper that never rips!
Use un-holey smite!
UnHoly Smite
21-04-2007, 02:40
Strike down those stains with the toilet paper that never rips!
Use un-holey smite!
You love to flamebait don't you?
And why should I care about this? And why is it ok for people like YOU to say you don't care and not me? What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
You love to flamebait don't you?
And why should I care about this? And why is it ok for people like YOU to say you don't care and not me? What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
People like me? WTF are you talking about? Wwhy do you keep posting a thread you have no interest in? And why no interest? Don't you use TP daily? Is it not important? Don't you care about the environment? Why don't you care about the environment? What do you use to wipe? Why are you so angry? What is wrong with you? Please answer all these questions.
UnHoly Smite
21-04-2007, 03:03
People like me? WTF are you talking about? Wwhy do you keep posting a thread you have no interest in? And why no interest? Don't you use TP daily? Is it not important? Don't you care about the environment? Why don't you care about the environment? What do you use to wipe? Why are you so angry? What is wrong with you? Please answer all these questions.
Why are flamebaiting? Have you lost it? Are you trying to piss me off? Why do you bait people? Why should I care? WHy is it ok for you to not care and state it but not for me? Why am I not allowed to care? Since is shitpaper news worthy? Answer that.
Why are flamebaiting? Have you lost it? Are you trying to piss me off? Why do you bait people? Why should I care? WHy is it ok for you to not care and state it but not for me? Why am I not allowed to care? Since is shitpaper news worthy? Answer that.
Different things interest different people. I think I'm interested in TP because of my father. He was a product tester for Charmin.
As for the flame-baiting part... WTF? I'm talking about the topic of butt-wipe, how is that flame-baiting? Why do you keep interrupting our shit-paper discussion with these accusations? What is it about the ass-towel that sets you off? If you find this topic so crappy, why do you keep dropping your loads in here? Dude... you need to either calm down or go squeeze one off.
UnHoly Smite
21-04-2007, 05:55
Different things interest different people. I think I'm interested in TP because of my father. He was a product tester for Charmin.
As for the flame-baiting part... WTF? I'm talking about the topic of butt-wipe, how is that flame-baiting? Why do you keep interrupting our shit-paper discussion with these accusations? What is it about the ass-towel that sets you off? If you find this topic so crappy, why do you keep dropping your loads in here? Dude... you need to either calm down or go squeeze one off.
You take life way too seriously...Maybe a vibrating pussy would aid. Calm down dude, just relax. I didn't shoot your dog or anything. Just hook into a lowjack ok? Jeez, I feel like I ran over your dog or shot your mom or something. Me not caring is no big deal, let it go.:fluffle:
Potarius
21-04-2007, 05:55
Sorry Gartref, but you've been owned by some very subtle baiting.
Burn.
Remote Observer
21-04-2007, 06:09
Not news worthy. Who cares?
I suppose if it is a post that denigrates the viewpoint of one of your public champions, it's not news worthy in your view.
The woman is driving around the country, trying to educate people about global warming (which is a good thing to educate people about), but she's about as educated as a flatworm, and only half as intelligent.
UnHoly Smite
21-04-2007, 06:15
I suppose if it is a post that denigrates the viewpoint of one of your public champions, it's not news worthy in your view.
The woman is driving around the country, trying to educate people about global warming (which is a good thing to educate people about), but she's about as educated as a flatworm, and only half as intelligent.
And if it denigrates one of yours it's no big deal.
FYI, I don't like her. I hated her since she killed that Guns n Roses song. I find what she does and says of little importance. Don't waste your time on the views of celebs.
Burn.
The burn doesn't bother me. It's the damn swelling and itching!
This is why I wipe with Koala bears. They're furry, self-cleaning and Eucalyptus-scented.
LOL :D