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Is it possible to resist the illuminati? Are there illuminati in your IC nation universe that you RP with?

DISCUSS!

I resist the Illuminati every second I draw breath. For you see, they have been trying to kill me for the past three years. That's why I've mined my yard and placed a .50 cal. machine gun at every window.

I'm running out of places to hide the bodies (best to be as inconspicous as possible y'know), but other than that, I am succeeding in fighting back the tide of evil.

Why resist the Illuminati when you could become one of them?

In my IC nation, I AM the Illuminati.

Actually no, especially since my nation's been down and out for at least a year now.

Why resist the Illuminati when you could become one of them?
How do you know they'd let you?:p

How do you know they'd let you?:p

Well, they said I just had to memorize the secret handshake...

The Illuminati are benign, even benevolent compared to my nation. We've seeded the planets we desire with engineered sleeper agents for centuries, constructed ammunition dumps, engineered and armed millions of soldiers and filled hangars the size of cities with our ships, even underneath the very soil our enemies walk upon. The armed forces of Vetalia have been planning our great war for centuries, and they will succeed.

Deadly arrays of viruses and bacteria engineered in our laboratories for lethal effectiveness, chemical weapons to poison the land and sea, endless mechanical terrors ripped from nightmares...the horrors of the Vetalian war machine are not easy on the psyche, to say the least. I'm sure they'd be reduced to psychotic wrecks if they ever saw one of our sleeper agents' true forms.

The Illuminati are hardly even worthy of our attention, let alone powerful enough to wield power. They'd either go insane or join us long before we ever noticed them.

You do realize that this is the OOC forum, right?:p

You do realize that this is the OOC forum, right?:p

Lol, I was working on a NSWiki article on the Vetalian Invasion and I decided to post it as a test run.

The Illuminati is a myth. Move along, citizen.

Lol, I was working on a NSWiki article on the Vetalian Invasion and I decided to post it as a test run.Ah the good old NS wiki. I've been working on my own article too.

Don't let them immanentize the eschaton!

Fnord

Fjord!

We mean you no harm. :cool:

I, for one, look forward to the overthrow of this pathetic jennifer government by a new world order formed of the best and brightest that we... er, I mean the illuminati, has.

It can't be done quickly enough. I shall not resist the subliminals of my lords and masters and will gladly the 101st fighting keyboarders to fight both online and in the real world.

Of course, that's what I want THEM to think. ;)

Fnord!

Don't let them immanentize the eschaton!

*shoots=scores*

Fjord!

Erm, wrong consonant. The consonant you want isn't useful on occasion as a vowel.

Bah! Fools! The Illuminati will be eradicated by the independant UN military, which will sweep the world, imprisoning all sovereign governments, eliminating all political adversaries, uniting the entire world underneath the United Nations flag, as they should be!

And at the head of this New World Order will of course be Prince Philip, head of your soon to be world executive, The Club of Isles! Long live Cecil Rhodes!

PS: Just a mockery of a conspiracy theory I read about recently.

Fjord!
Um.. fnord?

The Illuminati are benign, even benevolent compared to my nation. We've seeded the planets we desire with engineered sleeper agents for centuries, constructed ammunition dumps, engineered and armed millions of soldiers and filled hangars the size of cities with our ships, even underneath the very soil our enemies walk upon. The armed forces of Vetalia have been planning our great war for centuries, and they will succeed.

Deadly arrays of viruses and bacteria engineered in our laboratories for lethal effectiveness, chemical weapons to poison the land and sea, endless mechanical terrors ripped from nightmares...the horrors of the Vetalian war machine are not easy on the psyche, to say the least. I'm sure they'd be reduced to psychotic wrecks if they ever saw one of our sleeper agents' true forms.

The Illuminati are hardly even worthy of our attention, let alone powerful enough to wield power. They'd either go insane or join us long before we ever noticed them.
And it all comes crumbling down when you realize I named Steiner after you in my latest playthrough of Final Fantasy IX a few months ago. (Shut up, I was bored and wanted to rename all the characters but I couldn't come up with a name for Steiner so I drew at random from NationStates Users.)

And it all comes crumbling down when you realize I named Steiner after you in my latest playthrough of Final Fantasy IX a few months ago. (Shut up, I was bored and wanted to rename all the characters but I couldn't come up with a name for Steiner so I drew at random from NationStates Users.)

Damn you...all that time spent developing my nation in to a horrific variant on Phyrexia and it is all for naught.

Damn you...all that time spent developing my nation in to a horrific variant on Phyrexia and it is all for naught.

In all seriousness, that was actually a nice bit of information you wrote up on your nation, though I must admit I'd be damned afraid of that nation were it real in our universe. (Thankfully it's contained in some other universe where it cannot affect us, presuming the Many Worlds theory is correct.)