I'm Running For President!
Fleckenstein
19-04-2007, 03:39
Of my class of course. I come to the people of NSG not looking for ways to lie, er, direct my campaign, but some form of designing a logo.
I hope to Photoshop an image like:
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/obama_125.gif
or
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/clinton_125.gif
and put it on a tie or pin.
I've got a week, so I hope to put this together by the weekend (best by Fri to order on time) so I can get these out there.
Artists of NSG, heed my call!
I find those logo's a bit unimaginative, but I suppose it's their party colours or something.
It may be easier to make with InkScape than photoshop (at least the wavy bit at the top). But in the worst case, just substitute their name for your own. You won't need an artist to make you something like those two example. If you want something better, then perhaps.
Demented Hamsters
19-04-2007, 08:11
Tell everyone that you were totally disgusted to find your opponent openly masticating in the toilets recently. Further, not only was he not ashamed to be caught doing this, he actually asked if you would join him!
If it's a girl you're running against, say that she's a strong-minded thespian who enjoys gesticulating with other girls and spends a lot time actively encouraging other girls to join with her in her thespian activities.
Also, she dreams of gesticulating wildly with other girls (and boys!) in front of paying customers one day.
You've been told on good authority that the father of your opponent is an blatant Homo Sapien, whilst the mother is a total Hetrosexual.
Is this the sort of person you want as class president?
Confusing the voters with big words isn't nice ;)
Eurgrovia
19-04-2007, 08:19
If it's a girl you're running against, say that she's a strong-minded thespian who enjoys gesticulating with other girls and spends a lot time actively encouraging other girls to join with her in her thespian activities.
Also, she dreams of gesticulating wildly with other girls (and boys!) in front of paying customers one day.
Is this the sort of person you want as class president?
Hell yes. :D
Russian Reversal
19-04-2007, 08:41
Tell everyone that you were totally disgusted to find your opponent openly masticating in the toilets recently. Further, not only was he not ashamed to be caught doing this, he actually asked if you would join him!
I actually would be disgusted to find somebody masticating in the toilets. Even moreso if I were asked to join.
What's the name that's going on this logo? Or do you just want a cryptic graphic?
Congo--Kinshasa
19-04-2007, 15:04
In Soviet Russia, President is running for YOU!
IL Ruffino
19-04-2007, 20:59
Maybe...
Fleckenstein
19-04-2007, 21:32
What's the name that's going on this logo? Or do you just want a cryptic graphic?
Fleck.
Cryptic graphic may only come off as a threat, I would assume. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-04-2007, 21:38
Done!
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/21824000_240x240_Front.jpg
:cool: :p
Curious Inquiry
19-04-2007, 21:40
Fleck.
Cryptic graphic may only come off as a threat, I would assume. :D
Maybe you could try adapting the "Shrek" font and graphics? Having Disney sue you would certainly get your campaign some publicity!
Done!
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/21824000_240x240_Front.jpg
:cool: :p
use that and trie to look like the cool guy (or girl) who doesn't really care. then, during the weekend before the election, you organise a very cool party and buy potential voters a beer.
Fleckenstein
19-04-2007, 21:48
Done!
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/21824000_240x240_Front.jpg
:cool: :p
Amazing. Utterly amazing. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-04-2007, 21:49
use that and trie to look like the cool guy (or girl) who doesn't really care. then, during the weekend before the election, you organise a very cool party and buy potential voters a beer.
Yay! Isidoor and I just totally won the campaign for you!
*highfives Isidoor*
*demands highly paid advisor position*
Yay! Isidoor and I just totally won the campaign for you!
*highfives Isidoor*
*demands highly paid advisor position*
*highfives*
you'll also need sunglasses => :cool:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-04-2007, 21:54
*highfives*
you'll also need sunglasses => :cool:
Silly, I had those long before I was even hired (http://forums1.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12560807&postcount=11).
How else could I have dealt with the utter amazingness of my creativity (http://forums1.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12560838&postcount=14)?
Silly, I had those long before I was even hired (http://forums1.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12560807&postcount=11).
How else could I have dealt with the utter amazingness of my creativity (http://forums1.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12560838&postcount=14)?
no, Fleck needs them!
Imperial isa
19-04-2007, 21:59
what is it with you lot an running for things
Fleckenstein
19-04-2007, 22:45
Done!
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/21824000_240x240_Front.jpg
:cool: :p
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/leftyflecken/election1copy.jpg
*thumbs nose*
It looks nice on a button.
Dinaverg
19-04-2007, 23:19
Hmm...I wonder....*opens paint*
Oh, 'cause I was gonna recommend getting the Football Players for Truth to run attack ads on your opponent.
Jello Biafra
20-04-2007, 12:10
Use her sign: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tracy_Flick.jpg and just change the name slightly.
Fleckenstein
25-04-2007, 21:22
Just an update: Tomorrow is the election.
Today, I made a big splash with buttons with the image and I splurged for nice, hot soft pretzels I handed out for free. Feelin' pretty confident.
We were allowed to make posters for the election. It quickly devolved into mudslinging. "Person X is a known rapist." "Voting for Person Y will give you AIDS." "Hitler supports Person Z: Don't you?"
The last one was mine. :p The teacher running it chewed us out.
Hopefully, tomorrow's primaries will come out positive. Then I must write a speech for the final showdown.
Dinaverg
25-04-2007, 21:36
Your campaign needs moar boobies :p (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/KDSez/VoteFleck.jpg)
Rhovaniar
28-04-2007, 05:30
Sorry you didn't get by, Fleck. I voted for you, man! And I didn't make it past the primaries for secretary either, if it's any consolation. :(
Jello Biafra
28-04-2007, 12:36
We were allowed to make posters for the election. It quickly devolved into mudslinging. "Person X is a known rapist." "Voting for Person Y will give you AIDS." "Hitler supports Person Z: Don't you?"
The last one was mine. :p The teacher running it chewed us out.Were you Person X or Person Y?