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If a cult war started between the two, what would happen and who would win?

Everyone.

This is very similar to an old orchestral conundrum: if you throw an oboe and a viola off of the Empire State Building, which would hit first?
Who cares? :p

This is very similar to an old orchestral conundrum: if you throw an oboe and a viola off of the Empire State Building, which would hit first?
Who cares? :p

I'm quite sure an Oboe is more aerodynamic. *nods*

It would be funny since Scientology would be wasting money digging up shit on the WBC. Especially since most of the shit is public knowledge anyways. Not to mention your average Phelps has an immunity to common sense and logic that makes Dear Leader look like Mr. Spock in comparison.

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Who would win?
YTMND.

Scientology wins by numbers.
I think WBC wins by crazy.
Either way, we win.
(Plus, Scientology is better at fighting. WBC takes its fighting advice from the Bible, which is no good if you don't have an army and a divine being to back you up)

Scientology wins by numbers.
I think WBC wins by crazy.
Either way, we win.
(Plus, Scientology is better at fighting. WBC takes its fighting advice from the Bible, which is no good if you don't have an army and a divine being to back you up)

I have a sneaking suspicion they have a secret army and they're waiting for the right time to use it.

Everyone.

Troof. And from a fellow Michiganian!

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How do I add one after I already posted the first post? :confused:

Troof. And from a fellow Michiganian!

*nods*

We People of the Mitten tend to have a clearer head in these situations.

I think I'd allow the President to Nuke them both.

*nods*

We People of the Mitten tend to have a clearer head in these situations.

It's the freezing your arse off in the winters. It clears the head.

And it looks like their battle ground is V-Tech...

The Vultures Move in; Keep the Batshits Company (http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/update_the_scientology_vultures_have_landed_at_virginia_tech.phtml)

And it looks like their battle ground is V-Tech...

The Vultures Move in; Keep the Batshits Company (http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/update_the_scientology_vultures_have_landed_at_virginia_tech.phtml)

Not good.

How do I add one after I already posted the first post? :confused:
One of the pulldown menus at the top of the thread . . . maybe "Thread Tools"?
Edit to add: tested and confirmed, "Thread Tools" ;)

Scientology butchers the WBC. FBI wipes out Scientology in response. Everyone wins.

One of the pulldown menus at the top of the thread . . . maybe "Thread Tools"?

Done. :)

Done. :)

Woot! At first, I thought the third option was "FSM/IPU" LOL :p

Well, scientologists have money and are batshit insane. WBC has zealotry and is totally and completely batshit insane.

They'd probably end up in a never ending legal battle (due to phelps and his braindead horde's law connections) and it would most likely come down to Phelps and Gibson/Cruise/Whoever in a fight to the death.

They'd kill each other off, their religions would collapse or be destroyed by outside sources.

Everyone would win.

Well, everyone would win if Phelps and his evil bunch died, there would be a parade and a national day of happines. We'd probably just comment on the scientologist's collapse in tabloids and news and stuff and be on our ways in a couple of days.

the Illuminati, they control everything by controlling everyone. in fact both st and wbc are lead by them for an agenda that is beyond our comprehension....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati
now for everyone how believed that... i have some alien eggs i would be willing to sell you for 4000$US.....

isnt the westboro baptist church only 30 something people at the most?

and aren't most of them directly related to phelps?

isnt the westboro baptist church only 30 something people at the most?

and aren't most of them directly related to phelps?

Lets hope that WBC pickets a high ranking gang member's funeral. Then Caput! Them and their whole family! :sniper:

everybody else.

the Illuminati, they control everything by controlling everyone. in fact both st and wbc are lead by them for an agenda that is beyond our comprehension....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

Which just means Majestic 12 has a chance to score major publicity points and a big victory by killing off Scientology and the WBC.

I'm re-reading this, am I the only one who thinks the Westboro Batshit Church is crazy enough to weird out even Scientology?

Scientology has more people and more money. The WBC are a bunch of inbred lawyers.

I am going to be honest.
I didnt know what the WBC was, I had never heard of Westboro Baptist Church before.

I am myself a Baptist and was a bit skeptical of Scientology having more people then the Baptists...

So I did what any good waster of time does online...I googled them.

Please tell me this is satire:
Gave a linky I didnt know was bad

That this is some spoof on those people who go to cemetaries and picket funerals.

I mean seriously...I know the thread is a joke.
But, that website can not be real...it looks like it was written by the LandOver Baptist spoofers....
???

SO someone just point out where i am not getting the joke, thanks.

So I did what any good waster of time does online...I googled them.

Please tell me this is satire:
*CENSORED*

That this is some spoof on those people who go to cemetaries and picket funerals.
:eek: If I were you, I'd delete that link like... NOW! We're not permitted to post it here because it's in violation of the rules. The mods will tell you the same thing and will come down on you like Thor's Hammer. It's a wide known rule.

Scientology has more people and more money. The WBC are a bunch of inbred lawyers.

But WBC if taken to court won't have to pay it's lawyers and it can fight without having to worry about the cost because in they can represent themselves. They could force Scientologists to waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on a futile attempt at suing them.

Scientology is big and rich with a military arm, Westboro is crappy, small and miserable. Scientology would win in a Battle Royale between the two.

Scientology has Tom Cruise but us westborough people are pretty crazy.

Go Rangers

Yeah, Scientology would win. Just out of numbers, money and resources. Besides, everyone would get Sceintology's back. You might hate Scientology, but everyone hates the WBC even more. And who can blame everyone? That website that was linked to earlier is in fact legit. It is not a spoof. Sad, isn't it?

I too had no clue who the WBC's were until I looked them up. And good gawd, I just hope people don't think most christians act like this bunch of freaks (baptists are actually about the most laid-back church there is way over here in Australia). ('Westboro Batshit Church', I'm still laughing at that one.)

I had to vote 'ME!' because if this kind of crap was going on in my nationstates country I'd send in the Army to get rid of the lot of them. No lawsuits, no screwing around, call it evil if you want, but I say it's time to go Tiananmen Square on these nutcases! :mp5: ;) .

I am going to be honest.
I didnt know what the WBC was, I had never heard of Westboro Baptist Church before.

I am myself a Baptist and was a bit skeptical of Scientology having more people then the Baptists...

So I did what any good waster of time does online...I googled them.

Please tell me this is satire:
shall not be seen

That this is some spoof on those people who go to cemetaries and picket funerals.

I mean seriously...I know the thread is a joke.
But, that website can not be real...it looks like it was written by the LandOver Baptist spoofers....
???

SO someone just point out where i am not getting the joke, thanks.

Yes these people are real, I have seen them myself and they are all flaming nut jobs. They call them selves Baptists but I believe they were kicked out of the church. The Real Baptists have never gone after them for using the name so they give all baptists ( no Christians ) a bad name.

But WBC if taken to court won't have to pay it's lawyers and it can fight without having to worry about the cost because in they can represent themselves. They could force Scientologists to waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on a futile attempt at suing them.

Hundreds of thousands of dollars is nothing to the Church of Scientology

:eek: If I were you, I'd delete that link like... NOW! We're not permitted to post it here because it's in violation of the rules. The mods will tell you the same thing and will come down on you like Thor's Hammer. It's a wide known rule.

Deleted.

But since when did the Mods start banning links to websites ...regardless of how crazy the people are on the other end?

Where does one find a list of banned websites...I have been on NS since '03 and I have never heard of this Wide Known Rule.

Deleted.

But since when did the Mods start banning links to websites ...regardless of how crazy the people are on the other end?

Where does one find a list of banned websites...I have been on NS since '03 and I have never heard of this Wide Known Rule.
The only banned that one because it's inflammatory. It falls in the same category as 'p0rn' and any KKK-slanted style website.

One of the odd things about the WBC is that they have they uncanny ability of making even antihomosexual organizations hate them. I think its the one thing that Liberals, Conservatives, televangelists, the Catholic Church, gay rights activists, Mormons and the KKK can agree upon. They all hate WBC

One of the odd things about the WBC is that they have they uncanny ability of making even antihomosexual organizations hate them. I think its the one thing that Liberals, Conservatives, televangelists, the Catholic Church, gay rights activists, Mormons and the KKK can agree upon. They all hate WBC
It's because they're fucking batshit insane. They're insane even for radical fundies.

Hmmm... I wonder if we left Scientologists in the same room as a WBC if they'd reverse their position on psychiatric treatment?! :D

Everyone knows about Scientology's secret nuclear arsenal, not to mention a secret military force that could theoretically crush any military. I would lend WBC some tanks, nuclear missiles, and pointy sticks, but only because I hate Scientology's evil broken promises and lies. That and WBC would get destroyed anyway, so might as well kill two crazy birds with one stone. Scientology gets weak enough to die off. WBC get so inbred, it dies off. World rejoices. Many WBC and Scientology graves are danced on.

Which just means Majestic 12 has a chance to score major publicity points and a big victory by killing off Scientology and the WBC.

:D another deus ex fan :D
very true, the true question is who would win, majestic 12 or the illumi...
the answer, Helios

Considering the Westbro Baptist Church is tiny compared to scientology. Tiny compared to any church for that matter. Scientology would surely destroy them.

...Gibson...

Mel Gibson is a Catholic. ;)

Hmmm... I wonder if we left Scientologists in the same room as a WBC if they'd reverse their position on psychiatric treatment?! :D

Scientologists have their own batshit insane ways of dealing with psychiatric issues. Like tying people up and leaving them to starve in hotel rooms.

It's because they're fucking batshit insane. They're insane even for radical fundies.

Hmmm... I wonder if we left Scientologists in the same room as a WBC if they'd reverse their position on psychiatric treatment?! :D

:D another deus ex fan :D
very true, the true question is who would win, majestic 12 or the illumi...
the answer, Helios

heheheh nah, they'd just try to exorcise their body thetans..

The media. They'd love it.

The media. They'd love it.

I imagine you could make a fairly entertaining reality show about it.

We could only pray for a Pyhrric victory.

I have a sneaking suspicion they have a secret army and they're waiting for the right time to use it.

that plus they've got Tom Cruise...no one can beat Tom Cruise...

I too had no clue who the WBC's were until I looked them up. And good gawd, I just hope people don't think most christians act like this bunch of freaks (baptists are actually about the most laid-back church there is way over here in Australia). ('Westboro Batshit Church', I'm still laughing at that one.)

I had to vote 'ME!' because if this kind of crap was going on in my nationstates country I'd send in the Army to get rid of the lot of them. No lawsuits, no screwing around, call it evil if you want, but I say it's time to go Tiananmen Square on these nutcases! :mp5: ;) .

*hands you a cookie* :)

Everyone.

correction... Everyone ELSE :D