NationStates Jolt Archive


Negative Zone

Jacob The Magnificent
19-04-2007, 00:28
In a freak accident concerning a privatly funded company, an unexplainable antimatter storm swallowed up this region and sent it to a negative Earth. The only difference is the way doorknobs turn, day is dark and night is bright, and Britney Spears has hair.

Sound fun? Than Join! :p :headbang:
Rhaomi
19-04-2007, 00:35
This "Negative Zone" must also be a place where everybody forgets to provide links, and where the RP and General forums have freakishly traded places.
Zarakon
19-04-2007, 00:39
This "Negative Zone" must also be a place where everybody forgets to provide links, and where the RP and General forums have freakishly traded places.

I ready my bag of holding and cast magic missile on the darkness.
Jacob The Magnificent
19-04-2007, 00:47
Its a region so im sure they can figure out how to join! :p
Dinaverg
19-04-2007, 00:51
Don't most doorknobs turn both ways?
Mikesburg
19-04-2007, 01:02
The Negative Zone. Bah! That's where those bastards in Mikestown live!

*shakes fist at bastards in Mikestown*
Vittos the City Sacker
19-04-2007, 01:12
Toilets spiral clockwise and upwards.
Dinaverg
19-04-2007, 01:37
Toilets spiral clockwise and upwards.

Half of that is the southern hemisphere....The rest is an enema.
Myu in the Middle
19-04-2007, 01:42
I ready my bag of holding and cast magic missile on the darkness.
I try to turn your bag of holding inside out, but I just seem to keep pulling out more fabric. Boy, that was an anticlimax.
Zarakon
19-04-2007, 01:45
I try to turn your bag of holding inside out, but I just seem to keep pulling out more fabric. Boy, that was an anticlimax.

YOU JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE CLIMAX YET! YAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*Throws portable hole into bag of holding*
Vetalia
19-04-2007, 01:47
I had nothing to do with this. No sir, nothing to do with it at all.
The Brevious
19-04-2007, 01:52
Don't most doorknobs turn both ways?

Opportunistic hussies.
*scolds*
The Brevious
19-04-2007, 01:53
Don't most doorknobs turn both ways?

Opportunistic hussies.
*scolds*

....The rest is an enema.
A treacle-ish, fiery enema?

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUST1416820070418
Relyc
19-04-2007, 01:54
I decide to wait out the inevitable panic by reading some books I had on me, but I am annoyed by the fact that the surprise ending is in the first sentence. I then realize that this is my fault because I was holding it backwards. My first hint should have been the words were upside down.