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http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/218179/wbc_to_protest_the_funerals_of_virginia.html

That's right, "Reverend" and Supreme American Asshole Fred Phelps and the Westboro Fascist "Church" have decided to picket the Virginia Tech funerals. Someone needs to give these people a hobby, like competitive tiddlywinks.

Someone needs to go burn their church down...maybe they'll picket the memorial for that as well. Fucking shithole bastard-covered asshole dickheads.

If what i posted is an illegal link, I apologize, but it's just a news story.

I'm still waiting for the "What goes around comes around" principle to hit that place. Perhaps a satellite will fall on their church.

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Personally, rather than tiddlywinks I'd suggest the Phelps family takes up BASE jumping or something similar.

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Personally, rather than tiddlywinks I'd suggest the Phelps family takes up BASE jumping or something similar.

They can't do that. Base jumping is the DEVIL.

I hope they have the shit kicked out of them. I don't think the virginia residents will sit idley by.

I'd have to agree that Phelps would be much nicer if he were a rotting, fetid carcass in a ditch somewhere, but what can ya do? A dose of corkscrew to the neck after an afternoon of sodomy would see Phelps reborn as a decent person, I'm willing to bet. Or he'd off himself and the world would be richer. Win-Win.

Pretty baffling, though. I've met some pile o' shit people before, but I find it hard to believe that ANYONE actually buys this kind of tripe. If got is eager to punish anyone, I'm thinking it's willfully ignorant bigot fucks like Phelps.

Why do they do it? Why?

I'm all for free speech, but I'd feel a lot of satisfaction in breaking up that picket line when it rears it's ugly head.

Who wants to exercise their right to bears arms and get up a posse to destroy those freaks!?

These people need to go and fornicate, in the words of Tom Tucker, themselves with an iron stick.

They can't do that. Base jumping is the DEVIL.
Russian Roulette, then?

You know how hated these people are? Even the KK-fucking-K is against them. Believe it or not.

I do wish that if a lunatic is going to take the time to plan out an assault, that he would choose a suitable target, such as Rev. Phelps and Co.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/218179/wbc_to_protest_the_funerals_of_virginia.html

That's right, "Reverend" and Supreme American Asshole Fred Phelps and the Westboro Fascist "Church" have decided to picket the Virginia Tech funerals. Someone needs to give these people a hobby, like competitive tiddlywinks.

Someone needs to go burn their church down...maybe they'll picket the memorial for that as well. Fucking shithole bastard-covered asshole dickheads.

If what i posted is an illegal link, I apologize, but it's just a news story.

I've seriously had it with this guy.

I do wish that if a lunatic is going to take the time to plan out an assault, that he would choose a suitable target, such as Rev. Phelps and Co.

Hmmm. Dilemma. Should one consider it a tragedy if that happened ?

You know, maybe we could start a war between WBC and the KKK. Get rid of two problems at once.

Then again, the KKK is far more popular. They'd completely annihilate the WBC.

Still worth it.

If Fred Phelps died in a horrific way I would be very happy.

Tax them! :mad:

Tax these motherfuckers! :mad:

I hope they have the shit kicked out of them. I don't think the virginia residents will sit idley by.

me too! i am sick of these attention whores shoving themselves into other people's tragedies.

as much as i support free speech and am against unnecessary violence, i wouldnt be upset to see fred phelps get his sorry ass kicked back to kansas.

me too! i am sick of these attention whores shoving themselves into other people's tragedies.

as much as i support free speech and am against unnecessary violence, i wouldnt be upset to see fred phelps get his sorry ass kicked back to kansas.

I am only too happy to provide the necessary services.

I live in VA, and I can take a bus or something to Blacksburg...


I'm really really tempted. Really tempted.

I can only see the eventual outcome of this.

They go to Virginia. They begin to protest. A bunch of people get pissed. Start chasing them. They get in their van, and high-tail it out of Blacksburg.

Little do they know that people will then blockade the roads, stopping them from leaving. They are then beat mercilessly.

The world rejoices.

However, a question:

If I were to kill them, would I receive a Medal? Nobel Peace Prize? Something of that sort?

I can only see the eventual outcome of this.

They go to Virginia. They begin to protest. A bunch of people get pissed. Start chasing them. They get in their van, and high-tail it out of Blacksburg.

Little do they know that people will then blockade the roads, stopping them from leaving. They are then beat mercilessly.

The world rejoices.

However, a question:

If I were to kill them, would I receive a Medal? Nobel Peace Prize? Something of that sort?

I dunno - they protested at a lot of random places and I'm not aware of any incident in which any of them got their ass beat or even run out of town.

I can only see the eventual outcome of this.

They go to Virginia. They begin to protest. A bunch of people get pissed. Start chasing them. They get in their van, and high-tail it out of Blacksburg.

Little do they know that people will then blockade the roads, stopping them from leaving. They are then beat mercilessly.

The world rejoices.

However, a question:

If I were to kill them, would I receive a Medal? Nobel Peace Prize? Something of that sort?

Jail time. And lots of care packages. :)

Pull it off and I'll be there for EVERY conjugal visit, at your disposal. It'd be worth it.

When this fucker does die, you can be sure I'm going to race cross-country to attend the funeral, which will be followed by a ceremonial pissing on his grave.

You know, maybe we could start a war between WBC and the KKK. Get rid of two problems at once.

Then again, the KKK is far more popular. They'd completely annihilate the WBC.

Still worth it.

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw circa 1980: SEND THE KLAN TO IRAN

Talk about solving two problems at once. :p

As for Phelps, he thrives on the abuse he gets. He's got some seriously twisted sadomasochistic tendencies. He's probably hoping to get killed for what he does - probably thinks he'll wind up in heaven with 99 virgin Mormon gals. If there's any justice, though, he'll wind up in hell with 99 extremely horny boars.

Let us now remember that no one takes the fucker seriously, and that this was almost expected.

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And let us also pray that this will be the last time he pulls shit like this...because he'll have his ass stomped out by the fine people of Virginia.

It doesn't matter who the person was. To the people mourning the passing, that person was a family member; a friend. Even when modern figures of evil arise, in death they are human like everyone else. Picketing the funeral of students who did nothing wrong other than have the terrible misfortune of being in school at the wrong time.

I dunno - they protested at a lot of random places and I'm not aware of any incident in which any of them got their ass beat or even run out of town.

I've seen vids of them getting run out of town. And this is very high-profile.

And if those care-baskets include brownies, I'm in. And I will be calling you, Pantera. ;)

Hmm... brownies and conjugals up to my eyeballs...

Can't see how that could be bad...

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw circa 1980: SEND THE KLAN TO IRAN

Talk about solving two problems at once. :p

As for Phelps, he thrives on the abuse he gets. He's got some seriously twisted sadomasochistic tendencies. He's probably hoping to get killed for what he does - probably thinks he'll wind up in heaven with 99 virgin Mormon gals. If there's any justice, though, he'll wind up in hell with 99 extremely horny boars.

The universe is not so poorly designed.

Boars are WAY too good for him! Why should we punish THEM for his misdeeds?

If I were an American, I'd organize a picket at HIS funeral when he dies.

I've seen vids of them getting run out of town. And this is very high-profile.

And if those care-baskets include brownies, I'm in. And I will be calling you, Pantera. ;)

Hmm... brownies and conjugals up to my eyeballs...

Can't see how that could be bad...

Bearing in mind that I'm pretty sure the cops and the prison staff and even the inmates would probably treat you nicely.

Bearing in mind that I'm pretty sure the cops and the prison staff and even the inmates would probably treat you nicely.

I'd be a prison-celebrity. Is there a downside at all? 3-squares a day. Roof over my head. Care packages and conjugals. Celebrity-status.

Hmmm. Dilemma. Should one consider it a tragedy if that happened ?

This is crass, but I would say it would depend on if the shooter died as well.

If I were an American, I'd organize a picket at HIS funeral when he dies.

I would bet good money that that will be exactly what is going to happen.

...The picketers would have to storm his compound (yes, he has a compound), but it could be done.

I read about this on the SA Forums.

Apparently the Patriot Guard have been alerted and are planning to attend the funeral as well. This should contain Phelps, at the very least.

If you're going to attack him in any way, make sure it's total and final. He has a tendency to sue (most members of the Phelps cult are lawyers) people.

I read about this on the SA Forums.

Apparently the Patriot Guard have been alerted and are planning to attend the funeral as well. This should contain Phelps, at the very least.

If you're going to attack him in any way, make sure it's total and final. He has a tendency to sue (most members of the Phelps cult are lawyers) people.

Patriot guards?

They can't do that. Base jumping is the DEVIL.

I think it's ok for them if they skip the devilish part of using any parachute.

All we need is a sign that will Shut Phelps up....Oh wait:

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a0/Pavethemoon.jpg

Link. (http://www.patriotguard.org/)
Right On.

Wow. Thar's are some fine folks right thar'.

Patriot guards?

Link. (http://www.patriotguard.org/)
Right On.

Patriot guards?
Bunch of dudes on motorcycles who didn't care when Phelps was doing his protest routine at the funerals of gay and lesbian victims but formed up as soon as he was doing it at military funerals.

Bunch of dudes on motorcycles who didn't care when Phelps was doing his protest routine at the funerals of gay and lesbian victims but formed up as soon as he was doing it at military funerals.

I wouldn't say that lessens their nobility. They've started, they've shown it can be done, and as their own site says, "the strength is not in the organization – but in the people." I'll accept all fellow travellers in this affair.

I still don't see how their protests are legal. People sue for harassment and emotional distress and "pain and suffering" all the time -- how could protesting a loved one's funeral not fall under that?

I still don't see how their protests are legal. People sue for harassment and emotional distress and "pain and suffering" all the time -- how could protesting a loved one's funeral not fall under that?

Right of assembly and free speech. Can't infringe on those two. As long as Fred and Co. stay on public land they can assemble and preach their asshatery.

Right of assembly and free speech. Can't infringe on those two. As long as Fred and Co. stay on public land they can assemble and preach their asshatery.

Indeed.

JFK, RFK, MLK, Malcolm X, Jesus, Ghandi - killed.


Phelps: Free to roam.



So tempted...

Right of assembly and free speech. Can't infringe on those two. As long as Fred and Co. stay on public land they can assemble and preach their asshatery.

The First Amendment doesn't protect one from the repurcussions of what one says.

"The First Amendment was never meant to be a shield against incoming fists." -Lunatic Goofballs.

I still don't see how their protests are legal. People sue for harassment and emotional distress and "pain and suffering" all the time -- how could protesting a loved one's funeral not fall under that?

Let's just say Fred Phelps plays Lawful Evil REALLY well.

Indeed.

JFK, RFK, MLK, Malcolm X, Jesus, Ghandi - killed.


Phelps: Free to roam.



So tempted...


They preached love. That's why they got shot.

Phelps preaches hate. Maybe he should get hugged to death. *rubs chin thoughtfully*

They preached love. That's why they got shot.

Phelps preaches hate. Maybe he should get hugged to death. *rubs chin thoughtfully*

By a bear or boa constrictor, maybe.

By a bear or boa constrictor, maybe.

Great minds think alike. :)

Indeed.

JFK, RFK, MLK, Malcolm X, Jesus, Ghandi - killed.


Phelps: Free to roam.



So tempted...

To quote:

"I believe in two universal truths. That the good die young, and assholes live FOREVER!"

-Lewis Black

The First Amendment doesn't protect one from the repurcussions of what one says.

"The First Amendment was never meant to be a shield against incoming fists." -Lunatic Goofballs.

Dammit LG, you know I know that-how many times have I said that? Look at what I was responding to. I wasn't saying that Felps shouldn't be criticized, mocked or whatever else comes of his asshatery, just what I was responding to. Don't make me out to be an idiot.

As long as Fred and Co. stay on public land they can assemble and preach their asshatery.

If only we had only private property. Then we could exclude the hell out of those bastards.

To quote:

"I believe in two universal truths. That the good die young, and assholes live FOREVER!"

-Lewis Black

Corrected so Lewis Black's writings do not become twisted like el Bible:

"I think I've found two general rules of health, and I think they work. 1 - the good die young, but pricks live forever!..." "... If you see the kid across the street playing in his yard, walk outside and scream 'GET OUTTA HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!' and it'll be just like taking vitamins!..." "... Second rule of health: If you masturbate, 20 times a day... you'll never make it out of your front door. You might make it to the door, but when you go to squeeze the handle you'll pass out."

=)

I've seen Black on Broadway far too many times.

Let us now remember that no one takes the fucker seriously, and that this was almost expected.And let us also pray that this will be the last time he pulls shit like this...because he'll have his ass stomped out by the fine people of Virginia.
If this guy has the nerve to protest the deaths of 33 innocent college students, he deserves a nice beating.
Shame that somebody would say God told that South Korean guy to shoot 50 people over the homosexuality in this country.

If this guy has the nerve to protest the deaths of 33 innocent college students, he deserves a nice beating.
Shame that somebody would say God told that South Korean guy to shoot 50 people over the homosexuality in this country.

Yeah, I agree. These fundies use the Bible to say their god is loving. But Fred Phelps says God hates homosexuals, Canada, and Sweden. By logic, we must infer that if what Fred Phelps says is true, god is an asshat. Ya gotta love logic.

Yeah, I agree. These fundies use the Bible to say their god is loving. But Fred Phelps says God hates homosexuals, Canada, and Sweden. By logic, we must infer that if what Fred Phelps says is true, god is an asshat. Ya gotta love logic.

Apparently God only loves the USA when Christianity originated in the Middle East.

:rolleyes:

if someone did attack the Phelps Crew for picketing a funeral, wouldn't it be perfectly justifiable to claim insanity?

Dammit LG, you know I know that-how many times have I said that? Look at what I was responding to. I wasn't saying that Felps shouldn't be criticized, mocked or whatever else comes of his asshatery, just what I was responding to. Don't make me out to be an idiot.

Oops. :(

Apologies. :fluffle:

if someone did attack the Phelps Crew for picketing a funeral, wouldn't it be perfectly justifiable to claim insanity?

Insanity is what has enabled these cultists to picket the funerals of innocent people.

Apparently God only loves the USA when Christianity originated in the Middle East.

Yeah for asshattery/stupidity! On a side note, being half-Vulcan better enables you to figure out that these people are asshats. (Vulcans can use logic better than other people)

Corrected so Lewis Black's writings do not become twisted like el Bible:

"I think I've found two general rules of health, and I think they work. 1 - the good die young, but pricks live forever!..." "... If you see the kid across the street playing in his yard, walk outside and scream 'GET OUTTA HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!' and it'll be just like taking vitamins!..." "... Second rule of health: If you masturbate, 20 times a day... you'll never make it out of your front door. You might make it to the door, but when you go to squeeze the handle you'll pass out."

=)

I've seen Black on Broadway far too many times.

Thank you for correcting me. Thou art wise.

Insanity is what has enabled these cultists to picket the funerals of innocent people.

Temporary insanity would be a better defense. If given the opportunity, I'd take it to tackle Phelps and duct tape his mouth shut, then swift kick to the groin, saying "From Jesus with love."

Temporary insanity would be a better defense. If given the opportunity, I'd take it to tackle Phelps and duct tape his mouth shut, then swift kick to the groin, saying "From Jesus with love."

I'll hold him down. You bring the duct tape.

I'll hold him down. You bring the duct tape.
premeditated temporary insanity. yes, that'll hold up :rolleyes:

I'm still waiting for the "What goes around comes around" principle to hit that place. Perhaps a satellite will fall on their church.

So much easier to kidnap Phelps, pump a couple of liters of ostrogen into him and watch him immolate himself on a pyre after he grows man boobs.

I'm still waiting for the "What goes around comes around" principle to hit that place. Perhaps a satellite will fall on their church.

Or a thermonuclear warhead that mutates the surronding neighborhood into gay-rights zombies using gaydiation, and the resulting zombies pillage their church and home. Also, instead of brains they'll crave pink triangles. So expect Big Rhubarb Pie Incorporated to be big on the hit list.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/218179/wbc_to_protest_the_funerals_of_virginia.html

That's right, "Reverend" and Supreme American Asshole Fred Phelps and the Westboro Fascist "Church" have decided to picket the Virginia Tech funerals. Someone needs to give these people a hobby, like competitive tiddlywinks.

Someone needs to go burn their church down...maybe they'll picket the memorial for that as well. Fucking shithole bastard-covered asshole dickheads.

If what i posted is an illegal link, I apologize, but it's just a news story.

The US is having a war on terror and yet they aren't crakcin down on these assholes. The way they wrote that on their site it sounds like they're going to attack the people at the funeral. It sounds like they are going to commit an act of terror! I suggest the military guard the funeral so when these fundy tards come in with AK-47s they can kiss they're hypocritical oily asses good bye! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

premeditated temporary insanity. yes, that'll hold up :rolleyes:

I LIKe it! LOL

Don't turn the asshat into a martyr for other loonies by attacking him. Ignore him, and he will go away. He's just there for the attention you are giving him.

premeditated temporary insanity. yes, that'll hold up :rolleyes:

Why are people trying to get out of it anyway? I mean honestly, there are no down sides to killing them and going to jail for it.

And nobody, but nobody, is going to do other than me.

LG is sending care baskets, and Pantera will be my conjugal slave.

What more could I bloody want? Nobody is taking that from me. Nobody.

Someone needs to go burn their church down...

I've given it serious thought...

...they'll just get publicity from it though. :(

Have you seen the chaser 'report' on these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE

It certainly rates among some of the funniest things I have seen


on a more serious and sombre note, It is terrible that these wankers are allowed to do that... and I think you would have to plead sanity to get out of killing one of them...

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/apr2007/20070418_virginia-tech-memorials.pdf


Read that. I hope this guy rots in hell! Sick bastard! Seriously, maybe we will get lucky and the people there will get angry and beat the hell out of them!

Have you seen the chaser 'report' on these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE

It certainly rates among some of the funniest things I have seen


on a more serious and sombre note, It is terrible that these wankers are allowed to do that... and I think you would have to plead sanity to get out of killing one of them...


Those guys didn't help anything. If anything they make things worse. And the fox news attack made them look stupid.



Look at this sick bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGKx2pTBQc&NR=1



You guys will LOVE THIS!

I'd have to agree that Phelps would be much nicer if he were a rotting, fetid carcass in a ditch somewhere, but what can ya do? A dose of corkscrew to the neck after an afternoon of sodomy would see Phelps reborn as a decent person, I'm willing to bet. Or he'd off himself and the world would be richer. Win-Win.

Or better yet, a rotting, fetid carcass buried in the heart of a gay-heavy city or town. And reincarnated as an absolutely fabulous and flaming man.

Pretty baffling, though. I've met some pile o' shit people before, but I find it hard to believe that ANYONE actually buys this kind of tripe. If got is eager to punish anyone, I'm thinking it's willfully ignorant bigot fucks like Phelps.

Can't expect a Got who told George W. Bush He wanted him to be President to grasp the concept of justice now can you?

The First Amendment doesn't protect one from the repurcussions of what one says.

"The First Amendment was never meant to be a shield against incoming fists." -Lunatic Goofballs.

Awesome quote :p

I remember another Goofballs idea for dealing with Phelps, counter protesting with signs that read "Fred Phelps' firm muscular buttocks turned me gay!" and the like.

Can we put that church into the Terrorist list?

Who wants to protest as his funeral? I know I am getting front row seats when that old senile bastard croaks. Oh, i can see my sign now. "God hates fred phelps" "Fred Phelps is rotting in hell with homosexuals"(not that I believe that part of homosexuals being in hell, just throwing that in to piss his family off)

Who wants to protest as his funeral? I know I am getting front row seats when that old senile bastard croaks. Oh, i can see my sign now. "God hates fred phelps" "Fred Phelps is rotting in hell with homosexuals"(not that I believe that part of homosexuals being in hell, just throwing that in to piss his family off)

I think "Fred is partying in Gay Heaven" would be better.

Phelps doesn't love God, he hates people.

Phelps doesn't love God, he hates people.

Not all people. I'm sure he doesn't hae the rest of the WBC.

That's probably about it though.

Phelps doesn't love God, he hates people.

Well, speaking as a person, it's mutual. We hate Fred Phelps back. ;)

Well, speaking as a person, it's mutual. We hate Fred Phelps back. ;)

He's a person? :eek:

Well, speaking as a person, it's mutual. We hate Fred Phelps back. ;)

Do not hate, feel pity, his life is stunted

I knew this was coming.

You know, maybe we could start a war between WBC and the KKK. Get rid of two problems at once.

Then again, the KKK is far more popular. They'd completely annihilate the WBC.

Still worth it.


I love that idea. If the KKK annihilates the WBC, then the WBC is gone for good. Better than them both being evenly matched and still existing.

Do not hate, feel pity, his life is stunted

Ingeneral, I agree that hate is a waste of energy, but I'll make an exception for this arsehole.

Awesome quote :p

I remember another Goofballs idea for dealing with Phelps, counter protesting with signs that read "Fred Phelps' firm muscular buttocks turned me gay!" and the like.

When Fred Phelps dies and much to his surprise and chagrin, ends up in Hell and he sees Satan naked with a rock-hard member and pulling on a pair of rubber gloves while two demons strip him and strap him across a table in a compromising position, all our suffering will be worth it. :)

Dammit LG, you know I know that-how many times have I said that? Look at what I was responding to. I wasn't saying that Felps shouldn't be criticized, mocked or whatever else comes of his asshatery, just what I was responding to. Don't make me out to be an idiot.

Oh, and a second and more thorough apology to you, CToaN. I got a little carried away with the debatin' yesterday and I'm not exactly well practiced in the art. I didn't look at WHO said it and I guess the context of the thread you were applying to slipped by me. If I had noticed it was from you, I would have done a double-take.

Once more: :fluffle:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/218179/wbc_to_protest_the_funerals_of_virginia.html

That's right, "Reverend" and Supreme American Asshole Fred Phelps and the Westboro Fascist "Church" have decided to picket the Virginia Tech funerals. Someone needs to give these people a hobby, like competitive tiddlywinks.

Someone needs to go burn their church down...maybe they'll picket the memorial for that as well. Fucking shithole bastard-covered asshole dickheads.

If what i posted is an illegal link, I apologize, but it's just a news story.

In the name of the Most High God, what are these people thinking?

Its people like these that give Christians a bad name. I hope that the Most High God turns his back on them.

In the name of the Most High God, what are these people thinking?

Its people like these that give Christians a bad name. I hope that the Most High God turns his back on them.

I certainly hope so. If not, thank God I'm not going to heaven.

On a side note: is that Lancaster County, PA, by any chance?

All we need is a sign that will Shut Phelps up....Oh wait:

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a0/Pavethemoon.jpg

THough I do not like cussing, that has got to be the funniest thing I have seen.

I certainly hope so. If not, thank God I'm not going to heaven.

On a side note: is that Lancaster County, PA, by any chance?

Yes sir.

Yes sir.

Nifty. I know one or two people from there from my time at Drexel U.

Nifty. I know one or two people from there from my time at Drexel U.

That is cool. I love it down here. It is a very nice area.

Not a surprise.

http://www.godhatessweden.com/index.html

Just remember, God hates you too.

Some people just have no conception of civility, do they?

Some people just have no conception of civility, do they?

No they do not. That is sad to see.

Some people just have no conception of civility, do they?

What is civility compared to the wrathful volcano god as it destroys those that anger it? :p

What is civility compared to the wrathful volcano god as it destroys those that anger it? :p

Hey, even wrathful volcano gods can be civil if they're sufficiently motivated. :D

When Fred Phelps dies and much to his surprise and chagrin, ends up in Hell and he sees Satan naked with a rock-hard member and pulling on a pair of rubber gloves while two demons strip him and strap him across a table in a compromising position, all our suffering will be worth it. :)

He'd LIKE that. What do you think Phelps is hiding under those signs?

He'd LIKE that. What do you think Phelps is hiding under those signs?

:eek: Um... righteousness? :p