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VGCats (300 Style)

Soviet Trasa
17-04-2007, 01:21
My older brother showed me this Comic after we watched the movie "300" and we just burst out laughing like hell. ^_^ If you don't get it then watch 300. (Unless your under 18, then you must sneak in. :P )

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=231
Luporum
17-04-2007, 01:36
The artist, Scott, said he didn't like 300. Therefore, all his hilarious comics (past, present, and future) suck.
South Lizasauria
17-04-2007, 01:53
My older brother showed me this Comic after we watched the movie "300" and we just burst out laughing like hell. ^_^ If you don't get it then watch 300. (Unless your under 18, then you must sneak in. :P )

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=231

ROFL! :D Nice one!
Rhaomi
17-04-2007, 01:54
The artist, Scott, said he didn't like 300. Therefore, all his hilarious comics (past, present, and future) suck.
I didn't much like 300...

*is probably now on Luporum's ignore list*
Psychotic Mongooses
17-04-2007, 02:02
That's pretty shockingly awful.
Soviet Trasa
17-04-2007, 02:05
Hehe. When Mario did his "This is Mushroom Kingdom!" speech i just LOVED the look on his face. ^_^
New Stalinberg
17-04-2007, 02:16
The artist, Scott, said he didn't like 300. Therefore, all his hilarious comics (past, present, and future) suck.

Sorry, the movie did kind of suck.

I'm still pissed that I spent 8 dollars and 50 cents on that crappy movie.
Luporum
17-04-2007, 02:19
Sorry, the movie did kind of suck.

I'm still pissed that I spent 8 dollars and 50 cents on that crappy movie.

Honestly I don't understand how people could pay for the ticket knowing god damn well what they where going to see, and then be mad for seeing it.

I went to see a bunch of half naked men kick the shit out of a bunch of hapless Persians with awesome effects. I got what I paid for, and I loved every penny of it.
New Manvir
17-04-2007, 02:29
My older brother showed me this Comic after we watched the movie "300" and we just burst out laughing like hell. ^_^ If you don't get it then watch 300. (Unless your under 18, then you must sneak in. :P )

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=231

lolz...thats hilarious
Rhaomi
17-04-2007, 02:31
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JuNii
17-04-2007, 03:28
Honestly I don't understand how people could pay for the ticket knowing god damn well what they where going to see, and then be mad for seeing it.

I went to see a bunch of half naked men kick the shit out of a bunch of hapless Persians with awesome effects. I got what I paid for, and I loved every penny of it.

because, while the movie sucked, the marketing didn't.
Luporum
17-04-2007, 04:33
I'm not going to go down that slippery internet slope of: "Your taste in movies are shit!", but I will go down this slope: :D

1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/Luporum/NKPHL2WMQTQFXPC5YTARXZYXROXAWESA.jpg)

2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/Luporum/cnqrm2ml6ggwngh4lopkgiyzz0.jpg)

3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/Luporum/117371373291.png)
The Lone Alliance
17-04-2007, 04:55
Well then I suck because I have no clue what 300 is!
Hamilay
17-04-2007, 05:03
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2007/jakartadv5.png
lol! :D
The_pantless_hero
17-04-2007, 05:03
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Similization
17-04-2007, 05:48
Honestly I don't understand how people could pay for the ticket knowing god damn well what they where going to see, and then be mad for seeing it.

I went to see a bunch of half naked men kick the shit out of a bunch of hapless Persians with awesome effects. I got what I paid for, and I loved every penny of it.A few possibilities for you:

The dialogue in 300 makes a hyperactive 5 year old with a speech impediment, seem like the hight of eloquence.

While some of the action was great, the bulk of it had the same problem as Matrix 2+; boring and repetitive.

While the glorification of ideology isn't exactly important in an action movie, it's all 300 does. Glorification of fascism. But it's done in such an artless fashion, it almost made me retch. Apparently Miller never watched Starship Troopers - another sucky action movie that managed to be a few gazillion times more watchable than the repetitive shite that is 300.

And the list goes on...

It's boring mate. And the only sort of point it tries to make, is as repulsive as it is unsubtle. Face it; it's the Titanic of action movies - in every sense.
Luporum
17-04-2007, 06:15
Something I just made :D (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/Luporum/thisiswii2copy.jpg)
Luporum
17-04-2007, 06:25
A few possibilities for you:
The dialogue in 300 makes a hyperactive 5 year old with a speech impediment, seem like the hight of eloquence.

I said I didn't want to go into this, but whatever.

An action movie, with bad dialogue. *gasp* and by bad dialogue do you mean.

"Spartans what is your profession!?"
"There's no reason we can't be civil about this."
"Then we will fight in the shade."

I thought the dialogue was the best in an action I've ever seen.


While some of the action was great, the bulk of it had the same problem as Matrix 2+; boring and repetitive.

I didn't think so.


While the glorification of ideology isn't exactly important in an action movie, it's all 300 does. Glorification of fascism. But it's done in such an artless fashion, it almost made me retch. Apparently Miller never watched Starship Troopers - another sucky action movie that managed to be a few gazillion times more watchable than the repetitive shite that is 300.

Glorification to facism? Apparently you watched a different movie than I did.

I guess the fact that the Spartans were defending their lands from an imperialistic force makes them facists, by nature they were. However, they were also defending Athens. Last I checked they weren't a dictatorship.

And the list goes on...

It's boring mate. And the only sort of point it tries to make, is as repulsive as it is unsubtle. Face it; it's the Titanic of action movies - in every sense.

Face it champ. People have different tastes, this movie is a love it or hate it, and while you hate it that doesn't make it shite. I've been down this arguement a hundred times before and it always leads too:

I'm not going to go down that slippery internet slope of: "Your taste in movies are shit!"

I'll let you have your moment to vent what you thought was a bad movie, god knows we all need to. Next time I suggest you do so elsewhere after someone has already said they don't want to argue this. What's your favorite action movie?
Dryks Legacy
18-04-2007, 06:47
(Unless your under 18, then you must sneak in. :P

In my country. You only have to be 15 :D .

Honestly I don't understand how people could pay for the ticket knowing god damn well what they where going to see, and then be mad for seeing it.

I went to see a bunch of half naked men kick the shit out of a bunch of hapless Persians with awesome effects. I got what I paid for, and I loved every penny of it.

As did I. I thought that it was stupid and great at the same time.
The Potato Factory
18-04-2007, 07:01
The artist, Scott, said he didn't like 300. Therefore, all his hilarious comics (past, present, and future) suck.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070321.jpg
Delator
18-04-2007, 07:30
3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/Luporum/117371373291.png)

I LOLed for real...

...he looks like he needs a hug. :p
Luporum
18-04-2007, 18:16
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070321.jpg

I was thinking the same thing. Mine I always gets pinched by the lid whenever I try. :p

Spartans don't need hugs: for they are the strong and hard...and erect...like nipples