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Well, I'm a working girl now. Permanent full-time. Start April 30 at MBF (Medical Benefits Fund - Private medical insurance company). Got the call back today. I'm extremely happy, because I didn't think I would get the job, having had no experience in the area. I'm very, very excited. Because it is PERMANENT I can go for those luxuries like loans and rent a house for myself and save money for me. YAY:D . I was so nervous because it was the first time I had really interviewed for a job outside of teaching. And I GOT IT!!!

So, tell me about your successful interview experiences. And your first real full-time job.

Working girl = Slang for Hooker.

You know, this is the quickest thread-jack I've ever seen.

Awesome, now all NS needs is blackjack.


*approaches AO*
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What'll $20 get me?

So, tell me about your successful interview experiences. And your first real full-time job.

None. :P

*approaches AO*
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What'll $20 get me?

Playa, please. You don't talk to the women; you go through me.

$20 will get you a smile and nod.

Well, I'm a working girl now. Permanent full-time. Start April 30 at MBF (Medical Benefits Fund - Private medical insurance company). Got the call back today. I'm extremely happy, because I didn't think I would get the job, having had no experience in the area. I'm very, very excited. Because it is PERMANENT I can go for those luxuries like loans and rent a house for myself and save money for me. YAY:D . I was so nervous because it was the first time I had really interviewed for a job outside of teaching. And I GOT IT!!!

So, tell me about your successful interview experiences. And your first real full-time job.

Whoo. Congrats. High-five. Low-five. High-ten. Head-bump. Punch-each-other-in-the-nose.

Playa, please. You don't talk to the women; you go through me.

$20 will get you a smile and nod.

*searches pockets for more money*
Eh $21.53?

Did you read the fine print of your contract? I'm sure there's some nice clauses courtesy of John Howard's WorkChoices laws in there somewhere. :)

Playa, please. You don't talk to the women; you go through me.

$20 will get you a smile and nod.

It's good to know I got a pimp who'll get me my money's worth. I might even let you have a cut of my earnings. If you're lucky;)

*searches pockets for more money*
Eh $21.53?

A smile, a nod, and a slight fidget. :)

It's good to know I got a pimp who'll get me my money's worth. I might even let you have a cut of my earnings. If you're lucky

*backhands*

80%, and I give you drugs. (that's how it goes, right? I'm new at this)

:P

(Actually, I didn't know working girl was slang for a hooker either. I pity the women in those uncivilised countries that still subconsciously believe the only work a woman can do is have sex. :P)

I'm working since I was 16, started to earn a wage since I was 20. I have never stopped working since then. I have even worked ad honorem, (not ad hominem), without receiving any salary in return.

I got my first paycheck when I was 13, however, due to a scholarship stipend. What can I say? Congrats, and it feels extremely good to earn money doing something you like, I hope it is your case.

Do not talk to me about job interviews.

*Leaves thread before he gets all worked up*

Did you read the fine print of your contract? I'm sure there's some nice clauses courtesy of John Howard's WorkChoices laws in there somewhere. :)

I haven't got my contract yet. But believe me, I will be going over it with a fine-tooth comb.

I'll take it.

*hands Akai Oni the $1.53, pockets the rest*

A smile, a nod, and a slight fidget. :)

I'll take it.

A smile, a nod, and a slight fidget. :)



*backhands*

80%, and I give you drugs. (that's how it goes, right? I'm new at this)

:P

It's called a pimpslap, dah-link. And yeah, I get all the drugs! Gotta get those bad teeth and sexy track marks somehow.

(Actually, I didn't know working girl was slang for a hooker either. I pity the women in those uncivilised countries that still subconsciously believe the only work a woman can do is have sex. :P)

I did. And yeah, that's why I donate to Childwise and a few other agencies that help exploited women and children.

*hands Akai Oni the $1.53, pockets the rest*

Where's my drugs? I can't work without my drugs!

I'll take it.

*nods and smiles*

Fidget away.

Where's my drugs? I can't work without my drugs!

*backhands and hands ecstasy pill*


I did. And yeah, that's why I donate to Childwise and a few other agencies that help exploited women and children.

Good work. We need to help those poor USians. :(

*nods and smiles*

Fidget away.
*fidgets*
We need a fidget smiley!

Now Now, lets keep this thread G-Rated :p

*backhands and hands ecstasy pill*

I love everyone! Free samples of wares for all.



Good work. We need to help those poor USians. :(

Yeah I know. So exploited and degraded. Disney Channel and Bratz dolls must die. Paris Hilton should be kept as an object lesson for later generations.

*fidgets*
We need a fidget smiley!

Yeah, :fluffle: doesn't quite convey the full intention.

I love everyone! Free samples of wares for all.

Curses, what a waste of $20-ish.

Well done you.

I have one on the 24th and I'm starting to get a bit nervous about it. Anyone know anything about air traffic control?

Now Now, lets keep this thread G-Rated :p

rules were made to be broken, baby.

Well done you.

I have one on the 24th and I'm starting to get a bit nervous about it. Anyone know anything about air traffic control?

Contrary to popular belief the planes aren't meant to land upside down.

Well done you.

I have one on the 24th and I'm starting to get a bit nervous about it. Anyone know anything about air traffic control?

Planes landing = good.
Planes crashing = bad.

After that I start to get a bit vague on the specifics.

rules were made to be broken, baby.

true.......it's not illegal unless you get caught

Curses, what a waste of $20-ish.

hey, I'm drunk, coked up, and tripping on ecstacy and you expect me to be rational?

Planes landing = good.
Planes crashing = bad.

After that I start to get a bit vague on the specifics.

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good one".

Well done you.

I have one on the 24th and I'm starting to get a bit nervous about it. Anyone know anything about air traffic control?

um, you get to use pretty glow sticks?

Good luck!

um, you get to use pretty glow sticks?

Good luck!

Those guys aren't air traffic controllers....are they?

Those guys aren't air traffic controllers....are they?

i am woefully ignorant of what anything at airports are. except the security.

i am woefully ignorant of what anything at airports are. except the security.

Security are the people who feel you up :)

Security are the people who feel you up :)

Ah, that's security? I thought it was part of the airline's service?

Those guys aren't air traffic controllers....are they?

If that's the case...what happens if they're running away frantically? If the glow-sticks are being waved about carelessly...do the planes copy the movements?

What if the pilots decide that the runway isn't good enough for their ride? What if they want to land on one of those luggage cart trains?

Ah, that's security? I thought it was part of the airline's service?

Well, that depends on what airline you fly with. Qantas are rather accomodating in what you can do to their stewardeses.

Well done you.

I have one on the 24th and I'm starting to get a bit nervous about it. Anyone know anything about air traffic control?

I have some casual knowledge... >.>

Well, that depends on what airline you fly with. Qantas are rather accomodating in what you can do to their stewardeses.

LMAO :D

Well, that depends on what airline you fly with. Qantas are rather accomodating in what you can do to their stewardeses.

What about their stewards? I'm partial to the masculine types. :D

(Actually, I didn't know working girl was slang for a hooker either. I pity the women in those uncivilised countries that still subconsciously believe the only work a woman can do is have sex. :P)

I know! in the civilised countries that's only for promotions!

What about their stewards? I'm partial to the masculine types. :D

One assumes that the policy covers men too. They'd get sued otherwise.

I have some casual knowledge... >.>

What kind of casual knowledge?

I'm really just looking for any tips to help get through the interview.

Contrary to popular belief the planes aren't meant to land upside down.

Ahhh, that explains why they were so reluctant to give me my PPL.

Ahhh, that explains why they were so reluctant to give me my PPL.

Hate when that happens, don't you?

my first full time job was as a customer service agent (read: check-in monkey) for british airways at jersey airport. then i worked as a clerk for a bus company where i had to devise a system for distributing OAP bus passes, and then do the distribution. Then i worked as the 'Temporary Public Transport Co-ordinator' for the jersey government, my most impressive job title to date. all of those jobs were temporary though.

I'm really just looking for any tips to help get through the interview.
You might want to mention how you're not a coked-up sex-fiend; you might want to mention that several times (and very loudly). In fact, to prove just how much of a non coke-head you are, you should bring a brick of cocaine into the interview and then demonstrate your ability to ignore it.

You might want to mention how you're not a coked-up sex-fiend; you might want to mention that several times (and very loudly). In fact, to prove just how much of a non coke-head you are, you should bring a brick of cocaine into the interview and then demonstrate your ability to ignore it.

I like your style. Wish I was interviewing someone from your school of interview success.

I'm in my first real job at the moment. Workingi na big superstore on the butcher counter counting meat and selling it. However I hope to go into publishing.

What'll $700 get me?
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