Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was a fink!
Lunatic Goofballs
16-04-2007, 12:55
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/internet/04/06/turkey.youtube.ap/index.html
I'm gonna get us banned in Turkey. And mom said I'd never amount to anything. :cool:
P.S: The Turkish Secular goverment smells like poo. :)
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk is a nappy headed ho. There, I said it.
Harlesburg
16-04-2007, 13:05
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk is a nappy headed ho. There, I said it.
I'm going to ignore that comment for now...
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LG
Can you go on Tribal Wars and abus Turkey there?
Because there are too many bloody Turks around.
Myu in the Middle
16-04-2007, 13:22
He also barbequed babies and served them to his enemies with extra sauce, then offered up the remains as a sacrifice to the great lord Chaos.
(Please note: this post's contents were generated solely to entertain and/or offend, and any likeness to figures living or dead is both purely coincidental and incredibly funny)
It is a little known fact that before a pioneering bit of surgery, Mustafa used to be Florence Kemal Ataturk, flower of the Caliphate, whose thighs were as soft and tender as silk....
Lunatic Goofballs
16-04-2007, 14:01
It is a little known fact that before a pioneering bit of surgery, Mustafa used to be Florence Kemal Ataturk, flower of the Caliphate, whose thighs were as soft and tender as silk....
And she was fantastic! She did this thing with her tongue... I'll never forget it. :)
Johnny B Goode
16-04-2007, 15:14
It is a little known fact that before a pioneering bit of surgery, Mustafa used to be Florence Kemal Ataturk, flower of the Caliphate, whose thighs were as soft and tender as silk....
And she was fantastic! She did this thing with her tongue... I'll never forget it. :)
(Drools)
Congo--Kinshasa
16-04-2007, 15:31
Ataturk was a fascist butcher.
Fartsniffage
16-04-2007, 16:01
Cheers LG, now I can't get this guy out of my head
http://freepages.family.rootsweb.com/~heraldry/batfink.gif
Anyone know it Ataturk had bulletproof wings?
Lunatic Goofballs
16-04-2007, 19:23
Cheers LG, now I can't get this guy out of my head
http://freepages.family.rootsweb.com/~heraldry/batfink.gif
Anyone know it Ataturk had bulletproof wings?
:confused: What the...
To Google I go!!!
Edit: Found it. Batfink. Nutty. :)
(Drools)
Yep....
this just didnt suit him when he grew the tache... (http://www.greatwardifferent.com/Great_War/Spies/Tales%20of%20Spies%20-%20Mata%20Hari%20002.jpg)
Sel Appa
16-04-2007, 20:04
I hope this sets back their EU entrance by at least a decade. How can they want to be Europe if they ban websites?
Greyenivol Colony
16-04-2007, 20:38
Kemal Ataturk was a remarkable leader, one of the best the Islamic world has ever seen. Its just a shame that his modern followers seem to prefer venerating (and protecting) the man, rather than his legacy.
Um, I mean, he was terrible. He once peed in a shoe and sold it on eBay and badly mispelt the item description. Plus his voice is too squeaky and whenever we go for a coffee he spends the whole time talking to my crotch.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-04-2007, 20:48
I hope this sets back their EU entrance by at least a decade. How can they want to be Europe if they ban websites?
It's culture clash. Free Speech is a hard thing to swallow in a world where saying the wrong thing can get you killed or imprisoned. Even more modrn coutries like Germany and the U.S. have the occasional battle over the limits of free speech.
The bottom line is that if Turkey wants to be part of the modern world, it will have to adapt to it.