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Females now constitute an undeniable majority of the US Internet population.

http://www.emarketer.com/Article.aspx?1004775

This is incredible news. My quest to rid myself of my virginity has found new hope.

What has the question mark ever done to you? :(

What has the question mark ever done to you? :(

I'm afraid the interrobang is much closer to my heart.

Also: Muahaaaa.

Myspace is actually on a completely different line of tubes, that isn't connected to the real internet. Since this is obviously true, your point is flawed.

Myspace doesn't deserve to count.

I'm afraid the interrobang is much closer to my heart.Oh boy. Can you believe I've never seen that thing before? I had no idea that was an actual typeface thingy. I had to fucking google it!
I thought jolt had somehow managed to screw up your title. >.<
In my defense, the wiki article on it says it's rare and unknown in German.

But still.

Why wasn't I told‽

Oh boy. Can you believe I've never seen that thing before? I had no idea that was an actual typeface thingy. I had to fucking google it!
I thought jolt had somehow managed to screw up your title. >.<
In my defense, the wiki article on it says it's rare and unknown in German.

But still.

Why wasn't I told‽

It can jump out at you when you least expect it. ;)

You especially have to watch out for the Spanish Interrobang. NO ONE expects the Spanish Interrobang.

http://photos-937.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v76/213/67/10738879/n10738879_33747937_5009.jpg

But back to the subject at hand ... women on the internet ...

*shugs*

SRSLY though, these guys must be noobs. Either they counted myspace and similar thing, which no one really considers part of the net, or they just asked and believed anyone that said they were female.

Or maybe they just mean MSN and stuff like that.

so that's where all the women are and there's silly me hanging around ladies lingerie :p

on another note this is American women so it doesn't count *flees lynch mob*

This is incredible news. My quest to rid myself of my virginity has found new hope.

I reckon losing your virginity to someone with a Myspace page shouldn't count. Plus there's the ever-present danger that she might want you to hang around afterwards, while she honks on and on about herself for hours on end.

What noobs, everyone knows that there are only 14 women on the internet, most of them on NSG.

Woah, an actual interrobang. Used. In actual writing. I've never seen that before.
I'm impressed.

What noobs, everyone knows that there are only 14 women on the internet, most of them on NSG.

Lol! I'm one of 'em.

Lol! I'm one of 'em.

No, we've already established that you're one of many old overweight men on the internet. :p

LOL!! I don't quite know what to say to that.

Well I'd change your location if I were you.

Ya know, since we all know you're not female.

No, we've already established that you're one of many old overweight men on the internet. :p

LOL!! I don't quite know what to say to that.

Well I'd change your location if I were you.

Ya know, since we all know you're not female.

I am Evil Eyes. (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/Freaky_Princess678/London049.jpg)

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This is incredible news. My quest to rid myself of my virginity has found new hope.

Yeah. You won't have to lose it to Ann Coulter.

I am Evil Eyes. (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/Freaky_Princess678/London049.jpg)

Stop taking pictures of random girls in the street.

I am Evil Eyes. (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/Freaky_Princess678/London049.jpg)

O.O

PEDO!!!!11 :eek:

:p

So apparently you were hitting on an overweight forty year old man, Ifreann? Or are you taking the answer "no" badly and taking the pathetic, nerdy approach to revenge?

I happen to know HER in real life.

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I wonder how many of those women are made up of housewives?

So apparently you were hitting on an overweight forty year old man, Ifreann? Or are you taking the answer "no" badly and taking the pathetic, nerdy approach to revenge?

I happen to know HER in real life.

Or you're a puppet. Just sayin'.

So apparently you were hitting on an overweight forty year old man, Ifreann? Or are you taking the answer "no" badly and taking the pathetic, nerdy approach to revenge?

I happen to know HER in real life.

When was I ever hitting on her?

And you really need to invest in a sense of humour.

Or you're a puppet. Just sayin'.

I can assure you I'm not, if you look at our nations I think you'll find they're completely different. Someone who's nation is called "The The Super-Dooper-Fantasticality of Orlzenheimerness" is hardly likely then to have called "The Socialist Republic of Lebostrana."

Besides, what evidence have you that I am a puppet, or that SHE is a fat, forty year old man?

When was I ever hitting on her?

And you really need to invest in a sense of humour.

Calling people paedophiles somehow doesn't make me laugh. I happen to know someone who was put in jail for being a paedophile, maybe you don't quite understand that paedophelia is a very sick practice that screws people up for their entire life.

It can jump out at you when you least expect it. ;)

You especially have to watch out for the Spanish Interrobang. NO ONE expects the Spanish Interrobang.

http://photos-937.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v76/213/67/10738879/n10738879_33747937_5009.jpg
It's the Superman of punctuation... :p

So apparently you were hitting on an overweight forty year old man, Ifreann? Or are you taking the answer "no" badly and taking the pathetic, nerdy approach to revenge?

I happen to know HER in real life.o_O

Where the hell do you get your ideas? Just a hint: reading helps. As would, I should think, asking HER (not, of course, if by HER you mean God) if she found anything Ifreann said to be offensive.

But yeah, that would have been too easy, I know. :(

Calling people paedophiles somehow doesn't make me laugh. I happen to know someone who was put in jail for being a paedophile, maybe you don't quite understand that paedophelia is a very sick practice that screws people up for their entire life.You don't say? Why, I never!

I can assure you I'm not, if you look at our nations I think you'll find they're completely different. Someone who's nation is called "The The Super-Dooper-Fantasticality of Orlzenheimerness" is hardly likely then to have called "The Socialist Republic of Lebostrana."

Besides, what evidence have you that I am a puppet, or that SHE is a fat, forty year old man?

*shrug* I could make another country and turn it into a police state, if I wanted to. I just gotta answer the issues that way.

It can jump out at you when you least expect it. ;)

You especially have to watch out for the Spanish Interrobang. NO ONE expects the Spanish Interrobang.

http://photos-937.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v76/213/67/10738879/n10738879_33747937_5009.jpg

But back to the subject at hand ... women on the internet ...Hee. Only saw that right now. :p

I can assure you I'm not, if you look at our nations I think you'll find they're completely different. Someone who's nation is called "The The Super-Dooper-Fantasticality of Orlzenheimerness" is hardly likely then to have called "The Socialist Republic of Lebostrana."

Besides, what evidence have you that I am a puppet, or that SHE is a fat, forty year old man?
Welcome to the internet. A common joke is that many people, especially those claiming to be girls, are in fact fat old perverts.

To clarify in big red letters:
I'M NOT SERIOUSLY CALLING HER A 40 YEAR OLD MAN
Calling people paedophiles somehow doesn't make me laugh.
Not my problem.
I happen to know someone who was put in jail for being a paedophile,
And?
maybe you don't quite understand that paedophelia is a very sick practice that screws people up for their entire life.

Maybe you don't understand that paedophilia is a sexuality, not a practice.

o_O

Where the hell do you get your ideas? Just a hint: reading helps. As would, I should think, asking HER (not, of course, if by HER you mean God) if she found anything Ifreann said to be offensive.

But yeah, that would have been too easy, I know. :(


I already have. Had she not told me, I would not have spoken.

And I'm not even going to dignify you're response to my view on paedophelia with an intelligent comment, I'm just going to say I wasn't talking to you.

I already have. Had she not told me, I would not have spoken.

And I'm not even going to dignify you're response to my view on paedophelia with an intelligent comment, I'm just going to say I wasn't talking to you.

Usually when one has a problem with another poster one settles it through TGs or the like, or just uses the ignore function, or goes to the mods if rules have been broken.

Making thinly veiled insults will get you nowhere.

Welcome to the internet. A common joke is that many people, especially those claiming to be girls, are in fact fat old perverts.

To clarify in big red letters:
I'M NOT SERIOUSLY CALLING HER A 40 YEAR OLD MAN

Not my problem.

And?


Maybe you don't understand that paedophilia is a sexuality, not a practice.



Hey, Ifreann! You bothered to write all that shit and I didn't even read it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm leaving. I have to go to work now.

Hey, Ifreann! You bothered to write all that shit and I didn't even read it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm leaving. I have to go to work now.

You fail at the interwebs, and at NSG.

why are you on a "quest" to lose your virginity?
NSG is way cooler.:p

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This is incredible news. My quest to rid myself of my virginity has found new hope.

why are you on a "quest" to lose your virginity?

You fail at the interwebs, and at NSG.

The quality of trolls is really dropping these days.

I already have. Had she not told me, I would not have spoken.

And I'm not even going to dignify you're response to my view on paedophelia with an intelligent comment, I'm just going to say I wasn't talking to you.
What, so she happily plays along all the time - and then out of the blue sends you as the avenging angel? Somehow I find that hard to believe..

And yeah, I can see how that intelligent comment would be hard to come by.

A promising thread about interrobangs, and that there are (allegedly) wimmin on the internets, thoughtlessly slain.

Sigh :(

Hey, Ifreann! You bothered to write all that shit and I didn't even read it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm leaving. I have to go to work now.... and I can see it clearer and clearer by the second...

... and I can see it clearer and clearer by the second...

"...I can see clearly now the rain is gone..."

A promising thread about interrobangs, and that there are (allegedly) wimmin on the internets, thoughtlessly slain.

Sigh :(

Peh, even if it is a nooblet, They have interfered with the awesomeness that is the Interrobang. *searches for teh button*

When was I ever hitting on her?

And you really need to invest in a sense of humour.

Well you spoke to her.

ergo you were hitting on her.

I leave for an hour... AND THIS HAPPENS...!?

Or you're a puppet. Just sayin'.Lebostrana is not a puppet. I swear.

I leave for an hour... AND THIS HAPPENS...!?Welcome to NSG.:p

why are you on a "quest" to lose your virginity?

I've had the damn thing for almost two decades, it's getting tacky. Really does not complement the rest of the decor.

Welcome to NSG.:p

Lol

I've had the damn thing for almost two decades, it's getting tacky. Really does not complement the rest of the decor.

Well put, young one (just use curd soap). :p

I've had the damn thing for almost two decades, it's getting tacky. Really does not complement the rest of the decor.
Print the NSG home page out and make it into a poster to hang on the wall. I find the two match very well. :p

Sorryeveryonepleasedonthurtme

Oh boy. Can you believe I've never seen that thing before? I had no idea that was an actual typeface thingy. I had to fucking google it!
I thought jolt had somehow managed to screw up your title. >.<
In my defense, the wiki article on it says it's rare and unknown in German.


To make you feel better, I had no idea either.

http://www.emarketer.com/Article.aspx?1004775

This is incredible news. My quest to rid myself of my virginity has found new hope.

ROFL!

This thread is scary. Women on the internets?

*flees*

This thread is scary. Women on the internets?

*flees*

Yes ... they could be watching us, and masturbating to nude photos of ourselves.

Yes ... they could be watching us, and masturbating to nude photos of ourselves.

Oh, please.

Yes ... they could be watching us, and masturbating to nude photos of ourselves.

You have nude photos of yourself? :eek: :p

You have nude photos of yourself? :eek: :p

You don't?

You don't?

I'd be the only one looking at them and I don't love myself enough to want to stare, so... nope.

hurrah for hot females, anyone wanna message me? :0

Well you spoke to her.

ergo you were hitting on her.

Can't argue with logic like that.