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I should already be dead! :eek:

I'm just kidding: I'm going to live to be 92. I guess what they say is true: Only the good die young. :)

Life Expectancy Calculator (http://www.livingto100.com/)

What age will you reach before you kick the bucket?



Me? You really want to know? Orly? Oh, fine. I'll tell you anyway.

I'll be living until I'm 70. And here I thought I would live till 19.. :( Guess I'll have to change my lifestyle.

I will die on the first full moon after my 77th birthday.

I have planned to die at 99, killed by a jealous husband.:fluffle:

84! Nice!

I will live to be a burden on my family, of course.

Holy crap, apparently I'm going to live to see 84....

I wonder what 2059 is going to be like?

Holy crap, apparently I'm going to live to see 84....

I wonder what 2059 is going to be like?

Pish, that's going to be so in the past when I live till 2074!

it says i will live to 68.

so the awesome and spectacular accident i plan to have at the age of 60 won't actually take that much off my life. excellent.

I'm living until 83 apparently.

http://calculator.livingto100.com/images/numbers/81.jpg

Pish, that's going to be so in the past when I live till 2074!

Oh, I will be happily ensconced in my tiny little cremation jar and away from the nightmarish world of 2074. Everything falls apart in 2062 after all.

took the test: 77

Not taking the test. i know I won't live to be 100.

Your calculated life expectancy is 100 years.

2082 will be a sad sad year for the world :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :headbang:

Well i don't smoke, i don't drink alcohol, i don't drink coffee. I excercise 7 days a week. No family history of cancer. Both my parents are healthy...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i live in Mass, that adds 20 years to anyone :fluffle:

Your calculated life expectancy is 100 years.

2082 will be a sad sad year for the world :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :headbang:

Well i don't smoke, i don't drink alcohol, i don't drink coffee. I excercise 7 days a week. No family history of cancer. Both my parents are healthy...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i live in Mass, that adds 20 years to anyone :fluffle:
Use. less. smileys.

The test gave me 77, but all of my grandparents have gone past 80, so I'm assuming I will be similar if not longer.

67! Woot! I'm surprised it's that long :p
Where's the poll option if you're already a burden on your family?

73, could be worse.

75.


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Life Expectancy Calculator (http://www.livingto100.com/)

What age will you reach before you kick the bucket?



Me? You really want to know? Orly? Oh, fine. I'll tell you anyway.

I'll be living until I'm 70. And here I thought I would live till 19.. :( Guess I'll have to change my lifestyle.

Apparently I toss it in at 75.

I'm going to be sitting in a pool of my own urine blowing bubbles through a tube till I'm 80 apparently.

Use. less. smileys.


The secret to a long life is expressing yourself as much as possible in smileys.

So my response to your suggestion:
:upyours:

What happens to anyone else who tells me to use less smileys which is the same as killing me :

:sniper:

The secret to a long life is expressing yourself as much as possible in smileys.

So my response to your suggestion:
:upyours:

What happens to anyone else who tells me to use less smileys which is the same as killing me :

:sniper:
So German Nightmare is going to live to 50,000?

I give you five more years before someone you annoy on the internet sends a package of anthrax to your email inbox. Perhaps technology will allow it by then.

The secret to a long life is expressing yourself as much as possible in smileys.

So my response to your suggestion:
:upyours:

What happens to anyone else who tells me to use less smileys which is the same as killing me :

:sniper:

It's already stupid to use those two smileys, yet you try to make your argument stronger with them? Wow, words can not describe the n00bishness of such an action.

No. If thas guy's theory is true, German Nightmare is immortal.
We should have an immortal beings showdown between Vetalia and German Nightmare, then.

Time warps galore tonight!

So German Nightmare is going to live to 50,000?
No. If thas guy's theory is true, German Nightmare is immortal.

Hmm said 97 years for me. Seems a bit high but I know medical science is getting better.

Although I got 84, I doubt I will live that long.

We should have an immortal beings showdown between Vetalia and German Nightmare, then.

Time warps galore tonight!

when, where, and how much do tickets cost?

when, where, and how much do tickets cost?
Once Vetalia has the technology to get laser eye beams...

... so tomorrow on NSG. Come one, come all! See cyborg power vs. smiley power in this never-to-be-forgotten bout! Fun for all the family! Tickets $999.95 not including postage and handling! Not responsible for injury or death caused by gigantic blue, red or any other visible spectrum energy explosions! This is really not a scam! Really!

78. I need to exercise more and settle into a more routine lifestyle.

It's not a good thing to live until 100. If everyone keeps living longer and longer the world will be more overpopulated than it already is. It will also cost much more money for the society to take care of the eldern.

EDIT: I just saw the test and will live to the age of 73 which was a surprisingly high number considering my current lifestyle of doing nothing except sitting in front of the computer and TV.

75.


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So you're going to die in May? :p

So you're going to die in May? :pOh surely they weren't that blurry. *glares*

Oh surely they weren't that blurry. *glares*

What ever you say, Ms. Walters.

Woo, 76...

Wait...my life is half over...





...crackers...

It says that I'll live until I'm 80. Although, I've always imagined I'd live until 60 or so.

100!!

http://calculator.livingto100.com/images/numbers/81.jpg
me too!!!

I prefer the Death Meter. More fun to take. :cool:

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html


On your test though I won't make it to 100 though. 79 will be as far as I go. Though it is hard to trust this, you hear of guys 100+ who still eat bacon daily and their lives go on. So, meh.

I prefer the Death Meter. More fun to take. :cool:

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html


On your test though I won't make it to 100 though. 79 will be as far as I go. Though it is hard to trust this, you hear of guys 100+ who still eat bacon daily and their lives go on. So, meh.

an lest questions then the other one

Your calculated life expectancy is 100 years.

2082 will be a sad sad year for the world :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :headbang:

Well i don't smoke, i don't drink alcohol, i don't drink coffee. I excercise 7 days a week. No family history of cancer. Both my parents are healthy...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i live in Mass, that adds 20 years to anyone :fluffle:

My god, why live? :p

It says 82... which is pretty close to the average for women in my family. It's between 80-85 for women in my family on both sides.

66 years old...

...I really should quit smoking. *sigh*

*takes a drag* :p

EDIT: Death Meter is telling me 86 years, so I'll just say 76 years...which is about what I expect actually. :)

I prefer the Death Meter. More fun to take. :cool:

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html


On your test though I won't make it to 100 though. 79 will be as far as I go. Though it is hard to trust this, you hear of guys 100+ who still eat bacon daily and their lives go on. So, meh.

Apr 23 2067
Time remaining: 21923 days, 22 hours, 33 minutes, 17 seconds.

:(

Apr 23 2067
Time remaining: 21923 days, 22 hours, 33 minutes, 17 seconds.

:(

Oct 12 2068

I prefer the Death Meter. More fun to take. :cool:

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html


On your test though I won't make it to 100 though. 79 will be as far as I go. Though it is hard to trust this, you hear of guys 100+ who still eat bacon daily and their lives go on. So, meh.

My Armageddon's day is Jul 27 2061. so the death meter says i'll live longer than the life meter does. i think that's because it didn't ask about past tobacco usage.

My god, why live? :p

Well smoking is the stupidest thing a human can do. Alcohol i see no point in either, don't get me wrong, i wasn't a nerd or anything. In my High school and college days i went out partying and socializing, i just never was interested in alcohol. And if i didn't drink then i'm not going to drink now i have a full time job, wife and daughter.

As for Coffee...i don't get coffee. I tried drinking it for a while i just never got the energy or the buzz or whatever you call it that everyone else seems to get.

I don't eat like a saint. I do have a sweet tooth and when i can't resist i make sure i excersize more the next day.

Apparently I'll live till 88.

Well smoking is the stupidest thing a human can do. Alcohol i see no point in either, don't get me wrong, i wasn't a nerd or anything. In my High school and college days i went out partying and socializing, i just never was interested in alcohol. And if i didn't drink then i'm not going to drink now i have a full time job, wife and daughter.

As for Coffee...i don't get coffee. I tried drinking it for a while i just never got the energy or the buzz or whatever you call it that everyone else seems to get.

I don't eat like a saint. I do have a sweet tooth and when i can't resist i make sure i excersize more the next day.

Oh, I agree with you on the smoking. I'll never understand them and I've helped many of my good friends quit by making sure they understand that if I see them smoking, I will assume they are on fire and smother them with a rug. :)

I love iced coffee, but I've never been a fan of hot beverages. As for alcohol... :)

On the Life Expenctancy Calculator I will live to 81.

According to Death Meter:

Aug 9 2078, Time remaining: 26049 days, 22 hours, 51 minutes, 58 seconds. Or in other words, 88 years and 4 days will be my life, with 71 years left.

73.
For someone with all the health problems I have, I feel it's fairly good.

I'm disappointed that I won't get my telegram from the Queen/King of the time, though. :(

....16?

What do you mean, "16"?! :eek:

80 years :D

Apparently I'll die at 77.

Hmm. A little older than I'd want. By about 20 years.

Apparently I'll die at 77.

Hmm. A little older than I'd want. By about 20 years.

You want to die at 57? You know, Mario Andretti can still tear it up even if he doesn't race the big leagues anymore...

....16?

What do you mean, "16"?! :eek:

only 16 years left hey dam that sucks

Yes I will.

only 16 years left hey dam that sucks

No no no... Only supposed to become 16 years old :(

Dead at 64. I'll start saying my good-byes, now.

90.

Um. That kinda sucks. It's not the death thing I'm worried about as much as the getting old thing.

No no no... Only supposed to become 16 years old :(

look who showed them

they advise taking aspirin every day?

look who showed them

Indeed! Yay! :D :fluffle:

Ill die when I become 83 years old.

Looks like I have to get rid of junk food and too much meat.

84.

Apparently, I need to get married, which I'm too young for anyways at 20. Also, reduce stress, which really isn't that bad, just during heavy weeks of assignments. Apparently, I should take daily aspirin, which really doesn't seem like a good idea to me. Also floss more and eat less meat. "Cutting back sweets in your diet to 1-2 times per week or less could add half a year to your life expectancy", I think candy's worth that 6 months. They also think I should get my blood pressure checked.

90 years, bitches! That's more than enough time for technology and medicine to cover all of my contingencies, and more than enough time to accumulate the money to do it. Indefinite lifespan, here I come!

90. I only want to live until I start becoming a burden on everyone else, and then inject myself with 500,000mg of morphine :p

I'm already a burden on my family :p

I'm already a burden on my family :p

*jams massive needle into your arm*

ssshhh shhh good boy. *pats head*

The site told me 92, but I had 3 of 4 grandparents pass the century mark. I'm basing my retirement planning on making it to 120. Yeah. 120.

*jams massive needle into your arm*

ssshhh shhh good boy. *pats head*

*makes an awful mess all over the forum*

*makes an awful mess all over the forum*

Shitting all over the forums? I don't see how that's any different from what you normally do. :D

Shitting all over the forums? I don't see how that's any different from what you normally do. :D

Please note that I didn't say shitting.
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Please note that I didn't say shitting.
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I will live until I die unexpedly or until I am no longer able to take care of myself at which point I will kill myself unless there is a personal reason to be living - a grandchilds wedding or the birth of a great grandchild being expected in which case I will be able to tolerate 9 months of dependancy to be able to be with my family on the special occasion.

85, meaning I will live to see the year 2076. im not sure if thats right or not. sounds ok.

edit: the death meter tells me that i will die in 2072 (I will be 81) so i'll call it 2074, which is 83

I doubt it. I wouldn't want to live that long.

According to the test, I already died. :eek:


Seriously, 68.


The other site said I'd live to 80. :confused:

I plan to be at the funeral of my great-great-grandchildren.

It's every parent's dream to outlive their children, and it's every tyrant's dream to outlive their species.

I plan to be at the funeral of my great-great-grandchildren.

Muahahahaha.


Anyhow, who cares as long as "Tonight we dine in hell!" (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20070312.jpg)

Practically: My livers' going to bail out when I am about 35... Damn college

theoretically:77

According to this: 88 years
Practically: Either less due to some unseen external force or more due to the future techs

You pitful humans I shall only tranfer my mind into another body I am I ever close to dying.

78.

But that's not figuring in advances in medical technology... or is it?

I should already be dead! :eek:

I'm just kidding: I'm going to live to be 92. I guess what they say is true: Only the good die young. :)
Ah OP theft.
Classy...

The rate I'm going now.. I doubt it. But I come from good genes.. when I quit smoking and drinking maybe my body will heal itself and it'll be like I never did either! .. Not! I feel I had my chance when I was like 26.. I prayed and meant it, to be delivered from the addiction of both.. and was. I stopped cold turkey, had no withdrawals from the cigs or alcohol. Then I forced (really.. I did... I'm a dumbass) myself back to smoking and drinking and here I am almost 8 years later.. with 8 years more damage (really more than that .. considering I've been gaming and smoking like a freakin freight train all this time-- probably equals at least 10 years) on my lungs. But! I'm still hopeful that I will decide to stop both... again. I just hope it doesn't take a freakin heart attack or worse to make me 'really want to quit'. Have a feeling it will since I was given a free pass and renigged. O dear.

I'll live to be 86 apparently.

90. Nice.

*ponders on what the year 2075 will have in store for me*

*apart from death, obviously* :p

81? How depressing.

What will 2069 be like?

81? How depressing.
From a "too short" point of view or a "too long" point of view?

From a "too short" point of view or a "too long" point of view?Too short.

81. I intend to see Halley's comet, and all my grandparents lived past 81, so I'm happy.

But! I'm still hopeful that I will decide to stop both... again..whoa... so you want to want to stop, but you don't want to stop?