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I never thought I would be coming on here to ask for help. I've always thought of myself as a strong person and that I could be self-sufficient.

As I walked around the mall last Friday night, I went into FYE (http://www.fye.com/) to see if there was anything I could afford. While in the store I met a lady. I found myself fascinated with her, and now..

I am in love with Bjork and like to listen to her all the time. Sometimes I go on YouTube and watch her music videos. It's getting to the point where I cry when I realize her and I are not together. At night, I lay in bed and think of how nice our lives would be if only we were together.

I called her manager quite a few times asking if Bjork would like to hang out with me sometime. I never get a response, and I think it's because the manager is not telling her my offers.

The manager is standing in the way on Bjork and I's future. I know Bjork would love to be with me. We have so much in common and she would love me, the same way I love her.

How do I get the manager out of the picture? How do I get rid of the bump in the road?

Please help,
Ike Loux Ruffino
Ike Loux Ruffino

:( I don't know whether to reply to this seriously or not.

Serious Answer: Il Ruffino. Go find someone else, or alternatively if you want this that much go find yourself a stopgap while you figure it out.

Non-Serious Answer: :D

What, I'm not enough for you anymore?

if you don't know someone personaly and casualy from real life, you don't know them period. obviously if you did you would never have had occassion to run into their agent. and if you did know them from real life you'd know them by the name they sign their checks with, not the name that appears on recordings or movies or whatever, and by what they look like when their not made up to portray an immage.

that's why people in entertainment who have any sense, even people not in entertainment who hang out on the net alot, use names other then those on their birth certificates. if you think your in love with an immage, that's what it is, a figment of a marketing agent's immagination. the real person who works that immage for a living is just someone like anyone else, who happens to make their living that way.

so this is really just plain silly beyond words. and i'm sure i'm being an equally silly captain obvious to say so. but there are also people in this world, i know it amazes me every time i see it, who really don't get it, or want to.

=^^=
.../\...

Serious Answer: Il Ruffino. Go find someone else, or alternatively if you want this that much go find yourself a stopgap while you figure it out.
I must have Bjork.
Non-Serious Answer: :D
:p
What, I'm not enough for you anymore?

The blur turned me off. :(

and i'm sure i'm being an equally silly captain obvious to say so. Yeah. Then again, it's still NSG, you never know...

The blur turned me off. :(:(

*drowns sorrow in Godiva chocolates*

if you don't know someone personaly and casualy from real life, you don't know them period. obviously if you did you would never have had occassion to run into their agent. and if you did know them from real life you'd know them by the name they sign their checks with, not the name that appears on recordings or movies or whatever, and by what they look like when their not made up to portray an immage.

that's why people in entertainment who have any sense, even people not in entertainment who hang out on the net alot, use names other then those on their birth certificates. if you think your in love with an immage, that's what it is, a figment of a marketing agent's immagination. the real person who works that immage for a living is just someone like anyone else, who happens to make their living that way.

so this is really just plain silly beyond words. and i'm sure i'm being an equally silly captain obvious to say so. but there are also people in this world, i know it amazes me every time i see it, who really don't get it, or want to.

=^^=
.../\...
I love her. YOU KNOW NOTHING!

*sits in corner crying*
:(

*drowns sorrow in Godiva chocolates*

Why have I not recieved a TG from you about how much better I have made your life? No respect..

Why have I not recieved a TG from you about how much better I have made your life? No respect..
Because you made me cry, asshole.

Because you made me cry, asshole.

You Fascist loving conformist! Die! I hate you.

You Fascist loving conformist! Die! I hate you.
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Another Ruffy Thread headed for Spam . . .

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Another Ruffy Thread headed for Spam . . .
He started it!


<.<

He started it!


<.<

Which is why it's not "Another WYTYG Thread headed for Spam" ;)

It's obvious, kill the manager in an impractical and highly artistic way and then send her his heart as a token of your love, preferable wrapped in tissues soaked on your own semen.

As andarty type she'll appreciate the artistry of your brutal murder and sending the heart will only serve convince her of the depth of your feelings for her.

I've never tried this approach but I'm sure it'll work.

*I've always had a thing for Bjork actually, something about the Icelandic accent.

Some of the best threads are in Spam... :(

Which is why it's not "Another WYTYG Thread headed for Spam" ;)Hey, I'll have you know I've only ever had one (http://forums1.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496882) thread moved to spam - right when after 12 glorious and (sorta) non-spammy pages you and Ruffy decided to send it over the spammy edge.

So shuddup, buster. *glares* :p

Hey, I'll have you know I've only ever had one (http://forums1.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496882) thread moved to spam - right when after 12 glorious and (sorta) non-spammy pages you and Ruffy decided to send it over the spammy edge.

So shuddup, buster. *glares* :p

That was me? *feels like a member of the White House staff*

That was me? *feels like a member of the White House staff*

What? You feel like an expendable public servant chosen for your loyalty to the party, who gets ignored if you disagree with your leader? :confused:

Never mind meeting or talking to Bjork. It seems you already have a far deeper relationship with her than that.

You are both fictional characters, after all. Anything could happen, and a happy ending is guaranteed. :p

Stalk her for several years... Chicks dig the silent stalking types

Everything you need to know can be found on this link (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29546).

Everything you need to know can be found on this link (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29546).

I was on the point of shedding a tear for the poor guy when I noticed I was reading The Onion.

*snip*

so this is really just plain silly beyond words. and i'm sure i'm being an equally silly captain obvious to say so. but there are also people in this world, i know it amazes me every time i see it, who really don't get it, or want to.

=^^=
.../\...

So I guess that it will come as no surprise at all to you, that though I've never met nor even exchanged words with you (a person no doubt) I hate you more and more each time I see your inscrutable alphanumeric doodle?

It won't worry you a bit, I'm sure. Perhaps you are already ignoring me (I never ignore anyone, btw. Censorship is stupid and wrong, and I won't do it to myself) but if not I'll say that your otherwise charming (if somewhat näive) posts are essentially negated by that trash you insert at the end of each one. It's like an UNDO button after whatever you have said.

Nope, not finished yet.

Is =^^=
....../\... supposed to look like something? I've squinted at it, leant my head to each side, tried biting my own tongue while squinting at it with my head upside down, and all I can think is that it's a sleeping bird with an upside-down beak.

Even if you could explain what it's meant to look like, I'd still object since it is essentially a SIGNATURE, a marking at the bottom of each post which is unique to the poster. Not everyone wants to see the same thing over and over on their screen, so Jolt kindly allows signatures to be hidden. You apparently can't abide by that, and put your alphanumeric spew in your signature (User CP at top left under the thread name, Edit Signature, insert your little logo, Save).
Nope, anybody who troubles to read your post must also endure your lame-ass l33t-speak angular grimace. OK, you're old-skool, you're ASCII, you're minimal, you know both the slashes. We'd get that eventually from your words of english -- they stand up fine -- without you spamming us with punctuation. It's so lame that calling it l33t would be a compliment!

Did you lose a bet or something? Is it a some kind of religious sacrifice of your own dignity? I mean, WTF?



You know I'm joking, right?

If you truly love her, you won't let some rediculous store manager stop you. Deliver his head to her as a token of your affection. If she loves you, she'll happily accept it.

this reminds me of Celebrity Jeoparty on SNL

Alex: "What are you Icelandic, or retarded?" :p


@ruffy ----> find out if Bjork likes u first "if you love something let it go, if it comes back it's your's, if not it never was."

then worry about the manager ;)

I don't care, just stay the HELL away from Kate Bekinsale!

SHE'S MINE!!

*Sniffs lock of hair I stole from her one night*

Aaaaah.

I don't care, just stay the HELL away from Kate Bekinsale!

SHE'S MINE!!

*Sniffs lock of hair I stole from her one night*

Aaaaah.

creeeeeeeeeepy

So I guess that it will come as no surprise at all to you, that though I've never met nor even exchanged words with you (a person no doubt) I hate you more and more each time I see your inscrutable alphanumeric doodle?

It won't worry you a bit, I'm sure. Perhaps you are already ignoring me (I never ignore anyone, btw. Censorship is stupid and wrong, and I won't do it to myself) but if not I'll say that your otherwise charming (if somewhat näive) posts are essentially negated by that trash you insert at the end of each one. It's like an UNDO button after whatever you have said.

Nope, not finished yet.

Is =^^=
....../\... supposed to look like something? I've squinted at it, leant my head to each side, tried biting my own tongue while squinting at it with my head upside down, and all I can think is that it's a sleeping bird with an upside-down beak.

Even if you could explain what it's meant to look like, I'd still object since it is essentially a SIGNATURE, a marking at the bottom of each post which is unique to the poster. Not everyone wants to see the same thing over and over on their screen, so Jolt kindly allows signatures to be hidden. You apparently can't abide by that, and put your alphanumeric spew in your signature (User CP at top left under the thread name, Edit Signature, insert your little logo, Save).
Nope, anybody who troubles to read your post must also endure your lame-ass l33t-speak angular grimace. OK, you're old-skool, you're ASCII, you're minimal, you know both the slashes. We'd get that eventually from your words of english -- they stand up fine -- without you spamming us with punctuation. It's so lame that calling it l33t would be a compliment!

Did you lose a bet or something? Is it a some kind of religious sacrifice of your own dignity? I mean, WTF?



You know I'm joking, right?

It's the face of a cat.


Or dog, maybe, now that I think about it.

send her an acid mailbomb. She'll like that. Really.

this reminds me of Celebrity Jeoparty on SNL

Alex: "What are you Icelandic, or retarded?" :p


@ruffy ----> find out if Bjork likes u first "if you love something let it go, if it comes back it's your's, if not hunt it down and kill it."

then worry about the manager ;)

Fixed :p

I feel sorry for people that have to go through the dating thing and the single thing. I met my wife in my senior year in high school. We got married in the summer after we graduating from college. I don't how it would be like trying to find someone in the real world.

Fixed :p

my mistake hahahaha :D

I feel sorry for people that have to go through the dating thing and the single thing. I met my wife in my senior year in high school. We got married in the summer after we graduating from college. I don't how it would be like trying to find someone in the real world.

That seems to have been the norm in my grandmother's day. It's sort of sweet ... hope it lasts for you. Worked fine for gran until the silly fella died in a war.

It's the face of a cat.


Or dog, maybe, now that I think about it.

I know you're trying to help :p

What it is wasn't really my point though. I really like Cameroi, he/she reminds me of a certain nurse who once cared for me: plain-spoken and sincere, but immune to humour. I'm teasing him/her with a red-hot poker. Perhaps I shouldn't, and perhaps my motives aren't the best.

Cameroi's cat won a bet, and got it's face on every post for a year. Yep, that would be it ... :D

I though Bjork was an all-male rock/metal band...

I though Bjork was an all-male rock/metal band...

Except for the female vocalist and the string section I guess.
And for the record, it's Björk. Her full name: Björk Guðmundsdóttir.

Yay wikipedia. :)

EDIT: I have this creepy premonition that Björk will be next up after Beck on Rage (which I have on right now, 90's flashback edition) RE_EDIT: Nope. Veruka Salt. She'll be there though.

I though Bjork was an all-male rock/metal band...Only on weekends.

Cameroi's cat won a bet, and got it's face on every post for a year. Yep, that would be it ... If he'd had an ounce of sense, he would've taken the cant down the nearest street and smashed it against every lamppost 'til there wasn't any cat left.

Out of curiousity, how the hell's the ugly non-sig sig supposed to be a cat?


:headbang: <- That's an apple, relaxing with a cig on the back of a stampeeding moose. Obviously.

You could try spelling her name properly (ie, Björk), then she'll know that you lover her, as opposed to Todd Bjork of 317 Hammersmith Lane Beaverton, Oregon.

This thread is oh so quiet.

Shh, shh.

I know you're trying to help :p

What it is wasn't really my point though. I really like Cameroi, he/she reminds me of a certain nurse who once cared for me: plain-spoken and sincere, but immune to humour. I'm teasing him/her with a red-hot poker. Perhaps I shouldn't, and perhaps my motives aren't the best.

Cameroi's cat won a bet, and got it's face on every post for a year. Yep, that would be it ... :DI knew you were taking the piss but I thought you really didn't know what it was. And I'd rather you'd take him to task for posting in all lower case, huge monolithic block of text, no paragraphs, no nothing. Makes it insanely hard to read. *nod*

Out of curiousity, how the hell's the ugly non-sig sig supposed to be a cat?


:headbang: <- That's an apple, relaxing with a cig on the back of a stampeeding moose. Obviously.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/CAT.jpg

I think. <.<

And if you tell me you were just taking the piss and knew that all along, I'll have to hit you.

Hey, before Cameroi comes back, we could make him a better cat, which he could just cut-and-paste. Then people would see the thing and think "sad cat fetishist" instead of putting their neck out trying to see what it was?

Assuming it actually IS a cat, not a snake or something. I'm still not convinced.

Ruffy, Bjork is pugly. Her music is crap as well. Keep that in mind and your fascination will disappear.

*nods*

Ruffy, Bjork is pugly. Her music is crap as well. Keep that in mind and your fascination will disappear.

*nods*

I'm not a musician, not by a long way, so I'll just say Björk's music is interesting but not necessarily good.
For the other thing, she's not pugly, nor fugly, nor plain ugly. She's very pretty, for a child. Which, oddly enough, she looks to be. I can't quite work that out, it might be a genetic thing. Anyway, she's not pugly.

Heck, her eyes are to die for. Never noticed if she has tits, frankly don't care.

I hate Björk. She's a crazy woman. In the bad sense.

Sorry to do this to you, Ruffy - but you should let her go!

Oh fuck. The cocksucking sun is coming up. Sleazy old fucker, fucking with my head at dawn of all godforsaken times. Fuck the fucking fucker, I'll punch his lights out.

See yas.

And if you tell me you were just taking the piss and knew that all along, I'll have to hit you.Thanks. Now I know why you think it's a cat, but to be perfectly honest I still don't see it.

... Maybe I just failed a rorschach test?

Thanks. Now I know why you think it's a cat, but to be perfectly honest I still don't see it.

... Maybe I just failed a rorschach test?
Everytime I see that I'm reminded of a distorted Darth Vader. I can't help it. I see Vader each and every time.

What? You feel like an expendable public servant chosen for your loyalty to the party, who gets ignored if you disagree with your leader? :confused:

No, I feel like someone who "can't remember" what I did last August :p

Thanks. Now I know why you think it's a cat, but to be perfectly honest I still don't see it.

... Maybe I just failed a rorschach test?Or maybe I did. :/

no you don't will not from me that is

I think you should try for Alizee, she's way hotter!