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Carl Winslow Conspiricey

Amshanan
12-04-2007, 18:45
A recent new development in the minds of the nations top zombie experts is the Carl Winslow Conspiracy Fact. Our proposal is that Kenneth (Ving Rhames in Dawn of the Dead), Brad (of Dead Rising), Mark Wilcans (RE Outbreak) are all actually the same person. The implications of such an event could be staggering. Here are several visual aids to express our point more clearly.

http://myspace-557.vo.llnwd.net/00025/75/57/25217557_l.jpg

http://www.snk-capcom.com/capcomgallery/albums/album25/Brad_01_resize.jpg

http://www.moviehabit.com/photos/dawn_of_the_dead_150.jpg

http://www.residenteviluncut.com/mark.jpg

As you can clearly see the conspiracy goes deeper than you can possibly can conceive. In the immortal words of H.P. Lovecraft "The most merciful thing in the world I think is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents". If it could the possible effects of such an event would drive any rational man to complete insanity.

A recent development had indicated that Urkle (beloved character of the family matters series) is also very likely to be a zombie. All the other characters fought zombies, so it is only logical that Carl Winslow fought urkle therefore urkle must be a zombie. I leave the deeper amalgamations of the conspiracy in your capable hands. Good luck.