Drunk Tipping
Remote Observer
11-04-2007, 19:12
So there I was in my EMS-Refresh course chatting it up. One of the seasoned paramedics in there got everyone laughing and I just had to share.
Could not find anything on Google for Drunk Tipping but next time you're interacting with the local intoxicated individual, try this.
This is preferably for your standard LE FST or EMS ETOH call. (This is hard to describe without demonstrating.)
1. Stand/sit at eye level with them.
2. Have direct eye to eye contact.
3. Start your conversation/eval and start to tilt head.
4. Continue to lean/tip your head and body, making them follow you off of center of gravity.
5. Watch them overcompensate and fall like a bag o' potatoes! DRUNK TIPPIN!
Peepelonia
11-04-2007, 19:15
So there I was in my EMS-Refresh course chatting it up. One of the seasoned paramedics in there got everyone laughing and I just had to share.
Could not find anything on Google for Drunk Tipping but next time you're interacting with the local intoxicated individual, try this.
This is preferably for your standard LE FST or EMS ETOH call. (This is hard to describe without demonstrating.)
1. Stand/sit at eye level with them.
2. Have direct eye to eye contact.
3. Start your conversation/eval and start to tilt head.
4. Continue to lean/tip your head and body, making them follow you off of center of gravity.
5. Watch them overcompensate and fall like a bag o' potatoes! DRUNK TIPPIN!
Heheheh Nice!:D
hahaha! i was thinking this was going to be a thread about how much you've ended up tipping the bartender when you're drunk but this was much funnier :DI thought this thread was about tipping cows, whilst drunk.
Infinite Revolution
11-04-2007, 19:21
hahaha! i was thinking this was going to be a thread about how much you've ended up tipping the bartender when you're drunk but this was much funnier :D
to go with what i orginally thought, i once tipped a barmaid with all the money i had in my pocket, which may have amounted to about £20 cuz i had no money left in the morning and this was my last drink, because, as i told her, i thought she was gorgeous and i know i always appreciated a big tip when i was a bartender. another time i tipped the barman a cuban cigar cuz he was smokin'! he giggled :D
Turquoise Days
11-04-2007, 20:07
So there I was in my EMS-Refresh course chatting it up. One of the seasoned paramedics in there got everyone laughing and I just had to share.
Could not find anything on Google for Drunk Tipping but next time you're interacting with the local intoxicated individual, try this.
This is preferably for your standard LE FST or EMS ETOH call. (This is hard to describe without demonstrating.)
1. Stand/sit at eye level with them.
2. Have direct eye to eye contact.
3. Start your conversation/eval and start to tilt head.
4. Continue to lean/tip your head and body, making them follow you off of center of gravity.
5. Watch them overcompensate and fall like a bag o' potatoes! DRUNK TIPPIN!
I am so going to try that at the meet on Saturday...
Curious Inquiry
11-04-2007, 20:15
I thought this thread was about tipping cows, whilst drunk.
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Mikesburg
11-04-2007, 21:58
I thought this thread was about tipping cows, whilst drunk.
Turns out it's about getting the cow drunk, and messing with it's head...
... or something.
Tiramnya
12-04-2007, 08:09
I've tried very similar things, though not quite as professionally.
Generally winding drunk people up my putting a finger in the middle of their forehead and pushing backwards can be quite amusing.
Do try it!
Akai Oni
12-04-2007, 10:31
I have got to try this. :cool:
Turns out it's about getting the cow drunk, and messing with it's head...
... or something.Much less fun. Little known fact, cows don't have as much in their heads to mess around with.
My only question is: How do you get the cows drunk before you tip them??