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Are you a true Masshole? find out if you belong in Massachusetts!

Linky (http://www.blogthings.com/howmassachusettsareyouquiz/)

just a fun quiz i found :)

12%

Apparently, that means I'm gay. Dunno how...

0%.

Do I support 3rd reich gun laws?

Would I elect Mitt Romney dog catcher?

Nope!

The OP phails until we see his/her score.

0%.
likewise...

Apparently I'm a Yankee loving homo.

Wtf @ this quiz?

likewise...

Apparently I'm a Yankee loving homo.

Wtf @ this quiz?

Who knew?

If I weren't blatantly (or not so blatantly) heterosexual, I would suggest we meet. We have so much in common.

Edit: This means that excluding Massachusetts residents, there is no longer a willing and viable reproductive population in the U.S of A. This quiz preaches salvation!

This quiz looks like it would be better titled "How Bostonian Are You?"

20%


And I am OUTRAGED at the suggestion that I like the Yankees. UGH. I used to own a Yankees Suck T-shirt too.

And Philly IS the midwest.

And Wor-chester is the wrong way to say it, it's Woos-Ter, or w?st?r according to wiki.

Who knew?

If I weren't blatantly (or not so blatantly) heterosexual, I would suggest we meet. We have so much in common.

Edit: This means that excluding Massachusetts residents, there is no longer a willing and viable reproductive population in the U.S of A. This quiz preaches salvation!
...I'm a girl...

I'm also Canadian, which would explain why I didn't get any of the refrences in the quiz.

Well, except that Tim Horton's > Dunkin Donuts

Well, I'm not frightened by Lite-Brites with cartoon characters, so I'll have to say no.

...I'm a girl...

I'm also Canadian, which would explain why I didn't get any of the refrences in the quiz.

Well, except that Tim Horton's > Dunkin Donuts

Shrugging aside my obvious ignorance, I will now make an appropriately flippant/stalker-like comment.

We should definitely meet then.

Cute. :D

But I am SO not Massachusetts, despite living there for 7 years.

My NYC accent still gets made fun of. And NO, I'm NOT a Yankees fan.

That "regular" coffee thing of theirs pisses me the hell off. You know I had some Masshole at a Honeydew give me a "regular" coffee that was almost white and had 3 sugars in it??!! Everyone (in NYC) knows that "regular" coffee is tan and has 1 sugar. :mad:

And don't even get me started on their "driving."

Which brings up two flaws in the quiz:

1) There was nothing about traffic in it; and

2) The Big Dig doesn't look finished to me, unless the end product was supposed to be covered with rubble and filling with water.

1) There was nothing about traffic in it


True. There really should have been an option along the lines of "You think it is perfectly appropriate to pass on the right. On the shoulder of the road. While making a left turn."

Ah, Massachusetts... :p

True. There really should have been an option along the lines of "You think it is perfectly appropriate to pass on the right. On the shoulder of the road. While making a left turn."

Ah, Massachusetts... :p
Let's not go down that horrifying, endless, wreck-strewn road. :D

8% it says, and supposedly I'm from New York. :p

24%. I guess I could pass for being from Massachusetts, but like the quiz says, "until I open my mouth and start pronouncing Rs".

So, my coworkers thinking I'm just from plain-old Jersey will have to do, eh? :p

And Philly IS the midwest.

Fail. The Midwest starts at Cleveland, maybe Detroit. Philly is eastcoast, by definition of geography.

Fail. The Midwest starts at Cleveland, maybe Detroit. Philly is eastcoast, by definition of geography.

He was being sarcastic, you know. :p

And yeah, the Midwest includes Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

84%.

That might have something to do with being a New Englander who has lived in Boston for 3 years...
Wicked pissa! Now go down to Dunkies and celebrate.
They closed already :(

24% wicked, I suppose

84%.

That might have something to do with being a New Englander who has lived in Boston for 3 years...

They closed already :(

*points and laughs*

Speaking of wicked, that was a very popular term back in Port Aransas. So was calling game cartridges "tapes".

I love that place.

*points and laughs*

Speaking of wicked, that was a very popular term back in Port Aransas. So was calling game cartridges "tapes".

I love that place.

I could really go for bacon egg and cheese on a croissant

I could really go for bacon egg and cheese on a croissant

Don't you start.

Don't you start.

but I missed dinner...and they told me to go to dunkies. and I can't. But those sandwiches are nothing short of an orgasm in edible form. :(

but I missed dinner...and they told me to go to dunkies. and I can't. But those sandwiches are nothing short of an orgasm in edible form. :(

Bad mental image there...

0%.

Which is pretty accurate I'd say, considering that Toronto is the closest that I've ever been to Massachusetts.

You Are 16% Massachusetts
You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

funny thing is - pretty much the only question I could answer in all honesty was "There's no way I'd pick Starbucks over Dunkin Donuts."
Also, what's up with 'regular' coffee has cream and sugar in it?
only way I CAN drink coffee is double shot espresso - which, coincidently, is the only way it SHOULD be drunk, thank you very much.

As a quiz and as an attempt at humour, this thing fails miserably.

You Are 4% Massachusetts

http://images.blogthings.com/howmassachusettsareyouquiz/mass-1.jpg

You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

How Massachusetts Are You?

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i say woos-tah because i'm english

I didn't even submit the quiz because I knew I would get a 0%. Negative points for being a Yankees fan (come on, I'm from their old AAA team's hometown...before they ditched them...grumblegrumble...whatever, baseball's full of steroid-enhanced whiners these days anyway) and for the fact that I don't even drink coffee. Or eat donuts.

I got 60%...which is about right, since I grew up in NH, and live "outside 495" now...but "everyone" knows that MA ends at 495, and WMASS should just secede from MA.

I think that they consider the Big Dig finished, because it's no longer collapsing on drivers...but...I could be wrong.

0%.

Which is pretty accurate I'd say, considering that Toronto is the closest that I've ever been to Massachusetts.

I think Toronto is the closest I've ever been to Massachusetts too.

Also, my Massachussettsness is limited by the fact that I pronounce Rs on the ends of words that have them (car) and leave them off the end of words that don't have them (Cuba). Also, Tim Horton's > Dunkin' Donuts or Starbucks.

Yay 0%.

I've never been to that continent at all, so it makes sense.

I got 32%, which is a bit odd, since I've lived in Massachusetts for eight years now.

I only have one word to say about this shitty quiz: WISSTUH


I've lived in MA for the past fifteen years and I got a 60%. Bull >:|

ps yankees suck, but so do the red sox =O

All of my dad's side of the family is from Illinois, so I'm obligated by birth to be a white sox fan.

I can't tell you how much trouble that's gotten me into over the years ;]

ps yankees suck, but so do the red sox =O

No wonder you only got 60%. GTFO of our state. :p

stupid notheasterners.

call me a yankee loving homo that like starbucks over dunkin donuts

Boston is such a crappy city.

They don't even know what a Wawa is.

No wonder you only got 60%. GTFO of our state. :p
QFT
Boston is such a crappy city.

They don't even know what a Wawa is.

The grocery store?

Are you a true Masshole? find out if you belong in Massachusetts!

Linky (http://www.blogthings.com/howmassachusettsareyouquiz/)

You Are 24% Massachusetts

http://images.blogthings.com/howmassachusettsareyouquiz/mass-2.jpg

You could pass for being from Massachusetts - until you open your mouth and start pronouncing R's.

Don't tell me I don't belong in MA. I am a born and bred MA liberal wanker. I just don't "pahk mah cah in Hahvahd Yahd", so to speak.

but I missed dinner...and they told me to go to dunkies. and I can't. But those sandwiches are nothing short of an orgasm in edible form. :(

Argh, now I'm hungry. I haven't had one of those sandwiches in ages, and there are no Dunkin Donuts anywhere near here. *sigh*

You Are 16% Massachusetts

You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

You Are 12% Massachusetts

You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

"You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest. "

INSULTING!

You Are 12% Massachusetts

You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

What can I say? Starbucks makes a damn good espresso.

i got about a 60%
and on the cynic i got a 89 and on the evil one i got about a 76 :)

Apparently I'm only 28% Massachusetts even though I was born there and lived there through middle school. I guess it doesn't count though this quiz is biased towards Bostonians and ignores the rest of the state. Like usual.

And who the hell pronounces Worcester "Wor-Chester"?

16%

12% and I guess I have to change my team from the Braves to the Yankees. Who'd a figured?

You Are 32% Massachusetts

You could pass for being from Massachusetts - until you open your mouth and start pronouncing R's.



ROFL. I was born in Australia and moved to the greatest state in the US when i was 16, i've only been here 9 years and i've already lost my Australian accent. Other Mass residents don't recognize that i'm not originally from here. I'm a patriotic Massachusessian. And Yes i'm a far left liberal homosexual loving america hating arrogant upper class elitist. (All of which i've been called at some point by New York residents). Hail Mass!

But seriously, i didn't even vote for Kerry...

i say woos-tah because i'm english

Yeah, but you don't say it like a true Masshole. It's one of the most grating things ever.

And who the hell pronounces Worcester "Wor-Chester"?

Everyone in the US outside New England. Oh, and ask a non-New Englander how to pronounce "Peabody" sometime. ;)

Yeah, but you don't say it like a true Masshole. It's one of the most grating things ever.



Everyone in the US outside New England. Oh, and ask a non-New Englander how to pronounce "Peabody" sometime. ;)

Well that proves that everybody in the US outside of New England is a moron...Wor-chester...WTF!

Well that proves that everybody in the US outside of New England is a moron...Wor-chester...WTF!

I can't argue with that. How anybody gets that "h" in their pronouncing is beyond me.

Yes. Just pay attention to the first 2 letters and the last few, ignore the middle bit. It's the Massachusetts way. We ignore syllables we don't like.

Yes. Just pay attention to the first 2 letters and the last few, ignore the middle bit. It's the Massachusetts way. We ignore syllables we don't like.

Have to take the Boston way of saying it and the rest of the state though. We of the western part of the state don't drop the "r" at the end of a word like they do in eastern MA. ;)

Have to take the Boston way of saying it and the rest of the state though. We of the western part of the state don't drop the "r" at the end of a word like they do in eastern MA. ;)

I'm eastern Mass, and I don't drop r's. I do, however pronounce 't' as 'd' a lot and 'ing' as 'in'.

Have to take the Boston way of saying it and the rest of the state though. We of the western part of the state don't drop the "r" at the end of a word like they do in eastern MA. ;)

So you say "Chowder" and not "Chowduh"?

So you say "Chowder" and not "Chowduh"?

We've all seen the simpsons episode and we all know it is CHOWDUH!!!!!!!!!!!:headbang:

Have to take the Boston way of saying it and the rest of the state though. We of the western part of the state don't drop the "r" at the end of a word like they do in eastern MA. ;)

Well the rest of the state is wrong. Pretty much everyone west of Newton, south of Cambridge and north of Salem are wrong. Boston, Arlington etc and a little island of correctness in the cape cod area that is my holiday home is the only part of Mass that is correct about anything. The rest of the state and the rest of the country are wrong about everything.

The Boston area and my second home in the cape should be consulted on everything. And we alone should decide who is president, wether or not gravity exists and other little things like that.

Well the rest of the state is wrong. Pretty much everyone west of Newton, south of Cambridge and north of Salem are wrong. Boston, Arlington etc and a little island of correctness in the cape cod area that is my holiday home is the only part of Mass that is correct about anything. The rest of the state and the rest of the country are wrong about everything.

The Boston area and my second home in the cape should be consulted on everything. And we alone should decide who is president, wether or not gravity exists and other little things like that.

See, people in Boston and the rest of the eastern part of the state think they are big shit and that everything west of Worcester doesn't matter. I lived in Deerfield for most of my stay in MA (I still can't believe my parents had us move) and I can say that we certainly wanted a say in what happens in the state.

Though we could turn our noses down on those preppies going to Deerfield Academy. Too good to go to public, eh?

*shakes fist*

See, people in Boston and the rest of the eastern part of the state think they are big shit and that everything west of Worcester doesn't matter.


Worcester...lol. We don't like worchester. As i said, the rule is west of Newton is getting crazy. For me Worchester, Deerfield, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Idaho, California is just one big lump a bit west of Newton..

Worcester...lol. We don't like worchester. As i said, the rule is west of Newton is getting crazy. For me Worchester, Deerfield, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Idaho, California is just one big lump a bit west of Newton..

I was trying to be generous with drawing Worcester as the line that separates the true civilization and the "who cares?" part of the world. But I suppose I shouldn't have done that. They should know though that those west are as much of a fan of things like the Red Sox as those in Boston and on the Cape. They should realize this. Especially those bastards in Cambridge.

I think you are behaving like an asshole, and not like a Masshole, Australia.

*cough* uuhhh...I hate baseball in general, so....

He was being sarcastic, you know. :p

And yeah, the Midwest includes Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

ORLY!?

I was trying to be generous with drawing Worcester as the line that separates the true civilization and the "who cares?" part of the world. But I suppose I shouldn't have done that. They should know though that those west are as much of a fan of things like the Red Sox as those in Boston and on the Cape. They should realize this. Especially those bastards in Cambridge.

yea 'cuz who really cares about anything on the planet other than Massachusetts lol :rolleyes:


So you say "Chowder" and not "Chowduh"?

i love the all the accents you find in this country :)

*drinks glass of wooder*

76%

I need to eat a bulky roll and flip off a New Yorker.

Funny, kids from LA taunted us with Yankees rock chants on the White House grounds, ironic.

Anyways, I'm from Lynn, so I'm pretty Massachusetts, I just don't do everything.

I don't know, I'm more of a Texachusetts guy my self (a.k.a. Canada)

yea 'cuz who really cares about anything on the planet other than Massachusetts lol :rolleyes:

People in Boston don't care about anything outside their world. Same could be said about many other residents of cities of any kind of respectable size. They think the universe ends at the the city limits.

People in Boston don't care about anything outside their world. Same could be said about many other residents of cities of any kind of respectable size. They think the universe ends at the the city limits.

Yeah, but us townies, we're nice. :)

People in Boston don't care about anything outside their world. Same could be said about many other residents of cities of any kind of respectable size. They think the universe ends at the the city limits.

yea i know many people like that :D

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I'm 25 and lived in Boston/the Boston area all my life, so I suppose this makes sense. However I must point out that many Bostonians, such as myself do pronounce "r" in the appropriate place. It's mainly people from Southie and Charlestown that have those thick accents (at least in my experience). And a lot of us are also aware of the universe outside of 495. Not all of us though, I will give you that :-)