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What if the there was a minature earth which had a fate tied to our earth, what would you do?

(note that it is identical to our earth, even the people are exactly the same, and what you do to that earth corresponds with what happens to the real earth, example: you squish a random person and the person who corresponds with the guy you squished gets squished by a giant finger, or you poke the atlantic and cause a major flood. You can even switch landmasses and monuments)

I'd pick up California and add it to the middle east and and watch how the two different cultures react to each other. :p

i'd give it to someone less clumsy than me as soon as i could.

I'd switch France with Malaysia, put Oklahoma and Norway where France used to be, and fill in the spot in the middle of the US with the best part of Australia for wine production.

I would tape Malaysia to my shoe.

A whole bunch of smiting, followed by stealing the Burj Dubai tower so that the collective phallus of the US can again swell with pride at having the tallest building.

prob piss on it or somthing... meh... why not

I'd put Mexico below China and probably take random objects from random areas on the globe an place them in the most unexpected places. I'd take igloos and put them in desert villages, put straw huts in the suburbs. I'd probably take plastic toy soldiers and place them in random cities which would make giant plastic statues appear out of no where on the real earth.

I'd switch France with Malaysia, put Oklahoma and Norway where France used to be, and fill in the spot in the middle of the US with the best part of Australia for wine production.

I would tape Malaysia to my shoe.

where will you put Malaysia? and why are you moving Oklahoma?!

Destroy Toronto. Possibly Kim Jong-IL too. That might make Bush a bit cock (thinking God [ie me]) is on his side so I would destroy his ranch and when he rebuilds, destroy again.

I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. Make fake UFO's out of foil, tie them to a string them and make them go near major US cities and buildings and see how many planes, nukes and tanks they send out. :p Or make a giant foil box with string tied to it and fill it with soldier ants and have it open as soon as it touches the miniature earth's ground thus initiating an alien invasion.

Move Antarctica to the ocean in between NA and Europe, get rid of the polar bears in the arctic, and other Penguin killers, pull land mass up from the sea up north, and move the penguins to the north. Having done this, I will create a giant Island and name myself king of it.

I would poke the miniature of Earth thing that is on the miniature Earth in my hands, therefore causing a large finger to come down from the sky and poke it, which would cause it to be poked... this would end in world destruction by poking, as the larger figure would crush the miniature and proportionally cause a huge finger to smother the Earth.

I would poke the miniature of Earth thing that is on the miniature Earth in my hands, therefore causing a large finger to come down from the sky and poke it, which would cause it to be poked... this would end in world destruction by poking, as the larger figure would crush the miniature and proportionally cause a huge finger to smother the Earth.

ROFL

I forgot to mention, you can talk to the miniature earth making your voice heard throughout the real globe.

Probably prove Global Warming Alarmist crowd wrong by sticking the Globe in the Fridge.

Another thing's I'd do is tell the world stuff that makes the nations do funny things.

Oooohhhh, a voodoo Earth Doll!!



Naturally, I'd sex it up. A little astroglide, some mood music, and Earth is mine baby!

Oooohhhh, a voodoo Earth Doll!!



Naturally, I'd sex it up. A little astroglide, some mood music, and Earth is mine baby!

Dude the militaries of the earth would probably attack your *ahem* monuments.

General Whatshisface: Our fronts are bending to it's will! :eek:

Lieutenant Someguy: We're screwed. :(

Sergeant: Stop touching my privates!

Naturally, I'd sex it up. A little astroglide, some mood music, and Earth is mine baby!

:eek:

:eek:

*imagines a battle kinda like in the matrix revolutions only the squiddees are giant man-eating sperms :eek:*

*cradling earth in hands*

"Let's get it on..... ahhh.... Let's get it on..."


"There's nothing wrong.. .with me-ee. Loving You!...."




Quake in Fear. (Or possibly tremble in anticipation.)

I'd pick up California and add it to the middle east and and watch how the two different cultures react to each other. :p

I'd blow all the atomosphere off and watch all the life-forms choke to death, so's they could appreciate how important it is to have one.

I'd blow all the atomosphere off and watch all the life-forms choke to death, so's they could appreciate how important it is to have one.

Yet another good one but....

What did that have to do with me moving California to the middle east? :confused:

Assuming I could spot the figures moving about in the globe, I can imagine some very embarrassing things for world leaders.

It'd be hilarious. Clouds would peel back above the white house, a beam of light will shine down on it, and a voice would ring out in the heads of everyone for miles going:

"George Bush jr! How many times must I tell you not to pick your nose! It's disgusting! And eat your vegetables!"

:p

LG would probably recreate the end times. But with a giant mud asteroid.

Wait... if everything is the same, does that mean there is also a miniature version of me who is also in control of an even smaller Earth and on that Earth, there is yet another me who also controls a miniscule Earth?
And if the me down there acts the same as this me, then I won't just be affecting one tiny planet, but an infinite number of increasingly tiny planets!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!!!!

Yet another good one but....

What did that have to do with me moving California to the middle east? :confused:

It was just the point at which I hit the "Quote" link. :D

Wait... if everything is the same, does that mean there is also a miniature version of me who is also in control of an even smaller Earth and on that Earth, there is yet another me who also controls a miniscule Earth?
And if the me down there acts the same as this me, then I won't just be affecting one tiny planet, but an infinite number of increasingly tiny planets!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!!!!

LOL yes. If you grabbed yourself and picked yourself up since other 'yous' would be grabbing the 'you' grabbing you, you'd fly out in space at exorbitantly hight speed. :p

move Antarctica into the middle of the Pacific Ocean then see what happens

Shout "THE SKY IS FALLING! Then play the song that goes "It's the end of the world as we know it" so the people of earth can hear then shake the globe a bit and watch everyone panic. :p :D

LOL yes. If you grabbed yourself and picked yourself up since other 'yous' would be grabbing the 'you' grabbing you, you'd fly out in space at exorbitantly hight speed. :p

And every me would die, thus leaving every Earth without someone to screw around with it. Until someone else found it... someone evil. He tries to hold the world to ransom by threatening to squish the UN building. But the second-biggest him decides to squish him hometown, not realizing that what he does to his miniature Earth affects his real-sized Earth and anything that happens to his real-sized Earth (our miniature Earth) affects the Earth that we are on and the town get squished, along with the evil man and the miniature Earth, which in turn means our Earth is destroyed!

And every me would die, thus leaving every Earth without someone to screw around with it. Until someone else found it... someone evil. He tries to hold the world to ransom by threatening to squish the UN building. But the second-biggest him decides to squish him hometown, not realizing that what he does to his miniature Earth affects his real-sized Earth and anything that happens to his real-sized Earth (our miniature Earth) affects the Earth that we are on and the town get squished, along with the evil man and the miniature Earth, which in turn means our Earth is destroyed!

LOL

LOL

Man, if I had to worry about all this, I'd just put the Erth away in a locked box and try not to think about it. It's too much responsibility for an emotionally underdeveloped individual like me to handle.

Man, if I had to worry about all this, I'd just put the Erth away in a locked box and try not to think about it. It's too much responsibility for an emotionally underdeveloped individual like me to handle.

Give it to the British Government.

Give it to the British Government.

And give Britain control over the entire world, sit back and watch as they slowly become a fascist dictatorship masquerading as democracy, populated by morons who don't understand that concept of someone not loving their idiotic system run by a moronic puppet to a group of evil rich white men who care about nothing but making themselves richer? Turn Britain into the new USA? No thank you!

Well, obviously I'd shape it according to my own twisted desires, eventually with the goal of taking over the main Earth and eventually the known universe. Everyone would be assimilated in to my benevolent, iron-fisted rule.

Lawful evil, bitches.

Obviously in order to reproduce a proper scale this Earth wouldn't be the size of our palms, or else we'd be crushing entire landmasses rather than just one person.

No...scale wise, make it at least the size of a house, complete with scaffolding around it so we can reach everything.

Say...if this minature Earth was a true represenation of our world...does that mean the miniature Earth has a miniature Earth? And that one has another one, and then another one, and then another one, and another one, ad infinitum?
Also, you could crush yourself.

What if the there was a minature earth which had a fate tied to our earth, what would you do?

(note that it is identical to our earth, even the people are exactly the same, and what you do to that earth corresponds with what happens to the real earth, example: you squish a random person and the person who corresponds with the guy you squished gets squished by a giant finger, or you poke the atlantic and cause a major flood. You can even switch landmasses and monuments)

I'd pick up California and add it to the middle east and and watch how the two different cultures react to each other. :p
Obviously in order to reproduce a proper scale this Earth wouldn't be the size of our palms, or else we'd be crushing entire landmasses rather than just one person.

No...scale wise, make it at least the size of a house, complete with scaffolding around it so we can reach everything.

Say...if this minature Earth was a true represenation of our world...does that mean the miniature Earth has a miniature Earth? And that one has another one, and then another one, and then another one, and another one, ad infinitum?

Man, if I had to worry about all this, I'd just put the Erth away in a locked box and try not to think about it. It's too much responsibility for an emotionally underdeveloped individual like me to handle.
Congrats, you've just plunged the Earth into eternal darkness. ;)

And give Britain control over the entire world, sit back and watch as they slowly become a fascist dictatorship masquerading as democracy, populated by morons who don't understand that concept of someone not loving their idiotic system run by a moronic puppet to a group of evil rich white men who care about nothing but making themselves richer? Turn Britain into the new USA? No thank you!

I was only joking :eek:

Also, you could crush yourself.

Obviously in order to reproduce a proper scale this Earth wouldn't be the size of our palms, or else we'd be crushing entire landmasses rather than just one person.

No...scale wise, make it at least the size of a house, complete with scaffolding around it so we can reach everything.

Say...if this minature Earth was a true represenation of our world...does that mean the miniature Earth has a miniature Earth? And that one has another one, and then another one, and then another one, and another one, ad infinitum?

Yes you could crush yourself as mentioned earlier and yes there is an infinitum where theres the miniature earth within the miniature ect ect.

Congrats, you've just plunged the Earth into eternal darkness. ;)
For it not to be in eternal darknes, I'd also need a mini-sun for it to revolve around. And if mini-Earth is big enough to pick up individual people, mini-sun will be as big as a house and hot enough to incinerate people who get too close.

For it not to be in eternal darknes, I'd also need a mini-sun for it to revolve around. And if mini-Earth is big enough to pick up individual people, mini-sun will be as big as a house and hot enough to incinerate people who get too close.
Wouldn't the heat from the real sun incinerate mini-Earth?

For it not to be in eternal darknes, I'd also need a mini-sun for it to revolve around. And if mini-Earth is big enough to pick up individual people, mini-sun will be as big as a house and hot enough to incinerate people who get too close.

LOL

Here's a thought, get a minature Curresant and put one of their scouts in earth's atmosphere and watch the empire wage war on earth :p

Make sure you keep your base-ball bat handy in case the death star comes near. ;)

Wouldn't the heat from the real sun incinerate mini-Earth?

Its too far away to do that I believe.

For it not to be in eternal darknes, I'd also need a mini-sun for it to revolve around. And if mini-Earth is big enough to pick up individual people, mini-sun will be as big as a house and hot enough to incinerate people who get too close.

Given heat dissipation issues, not to mention scale, the temperature would be equal to roughly a 1000watt bulb?

LOL

Here's a thought, get a minature Curresant and put one of their scouts in earth's atmosphere and watch the empire wage war on earth :p

Make sure you keep your base-ball bat handy in case the death star comes near. ;)
I would think you could just pick it up with your hands, though it might be quite heavy. Maybe you'd need a sledgehammer.

Given heat dissipation issues, not to mention scale, the temperature would be equal to roughly a 1000watt bulb?
If you scaled a sun down to that level you wouldn't have a sun so much as a random ball of gas that does absolutely jack...but then nothing else we're discussing is realistic, so I suppose we could go with your 1000 Watt bulb idea.

I'd burn down the Canadian College of Performing Arts. HAHA! You gonna freaking regret rejecting me now, aren't you, you elitist pricks!

I'd burn down the Canadian College of Performing Arts. HAHA! You gonna freaking regret rejecting me now, aren't you, you elitist pricks!

I fear the wrath of a Canadian teenager scorned.

I fear the wrath of a Canadian teenager scorned.

Yeahhh...If I sound scary now, you should have seen me on Thursday, when I first got the rejection letter. The neighbours thought I was strangling several dozen cats or something, the screaming was straight out of hell.

I'd take the miniature earth and go bowling with it.

Take the miniature version of moon, use it to crush France, separate them so the moon goes back into a normal orbit, or hold the earth above the toilet after flushing close enough to where they can see it and shout "BLACK HOLE". That'd freak the earth populace out big time. :D

Drop a small plushed Tux on Redmond. Take the Bundestag (when in session) and drop it in the Sahara, then I'd do the same with EU administration-buildings in Brussels and the Israeli Knesset. Oh and take what really is at Area 51 and drop it near Bielefeld.

I wonder what would happen if you started sprinkling sugar on the miniature earth.

What if the there was a minature earth which had a fate tied to our earth, what would you do?

(note that it is identical to our earth, even the people are exactly the same, and what you do to that earth corresponds with what happens to the real earth, example: you squish a random person and the person who corresponds with the guy you squished gets squished by a giant finger, or you poke the atlantic and cause a major flood. You can even switch landmasses and monuments)

I'd pick up California and add it to the middle east and and watch how the two different cultures react to each other. :p

Isn't it obvious? I'd get a box of jello instant pudding and some powdered milk and I'd convert the oceans of the world into pudding. :)

Another thing I'd do is take a flashlight and blind the people while I poke at fields to make crop circles, then I'd turn off the light and watch how they react. :p

You sadistic, sadistic bastard!

Isn't it obvious? I'd get a box of jello instant pudding and some powdered milk and I'd convert the oceans of the world into pudding. :)

Another thing I'd do is take a flashlight and blind the people while I poke at fields to make crop circles, then I'd turn off the light and watch how they react. :p

You sadistic, sadistic bastard!

LOL, like the other's suggested weren't. ROFL.

throw anyone who commits a terrorist act into space and move antartica to the middle of the pacific ocean then fill it with all the worlds endangered and mistreated animals, and ban humans from it by throwing any who go near it into space.

throw anyone who commits a terrorist act into space and move antartica to the middle of the pacific ocean then fill it with all the worlds endangered and mistreated animals, and ban humans from it by throwing any who go near it into space.

Funny and good for the planet. :D

also drain the world of oil and force fat people to run untill they puke all that food up.

also drain the world of oil and force fat people to run untill they puke all that food up.

:D LOL

I'd stick it in the fridge.

No global warming anytime soon.

I'd take an eyedropper filled with oil and start showing the mini bush with it. Torrents of oil will fall on him.

I'm surprised, no one suggested using a giant magnifying glass yet.

Find insects, drop them onto the mini-earth, and laugh as cities are crushed by beetles.

Find insects, drop them onto the mini-earth, and laugh as cities are crushed by beetles.

LOL I said the same thing earlier only with soldier ants. :p

LOL I said the same thing earlier only with soldier ants. :p

Heh heh.:D

Other than than, I like the idea of making Mount Doom.

Heh heh.:D

Other than than, I like the idea of making Mount Doom.

Nice. LOL. :D

I'm surprised, no one suggested using a giant magnifying glass yet.

way too subtle ;)

i would simply poke the atlantic and then see what happens

way too subtle

i would simply poke the atlantic and then see what happens

Pour spagetti sauce mix into the oceans. ;) :p

Another thing I might do is take a piece of garlic and hold it in the atmosphere which will make everyone cry to death except everyone wearing a gas mask.

Bocce Ball, anyone?

I have an epic idea, get a friend and dress him up as some power hungry dictator then you dress up as muhhomud. Play the song with lyrics "its the ends of the world as we know it" super loud then play baseball with the earth. The perfect way to destroy the planet. ;)

I'd pick up all the extremist nutcases, not just the religious ones (this would include PETA, skinheads and other fascists, Klan members, Black militants, Mexican militants, Christian, Jewish and Muslim militants, put them all in the middle of the harshest survivable environment imaginable, leaving them to pray for salvation, kill each other and ponder the benefits of cooperation. I would then gift the rest of the world with a huge celebratory party.

I'd pick up all the extremist nutcases, not just the religious ones (this would include PETA, skinheads and other fascists, Klan members, Black militants, Mexican militants, Christian, Jewish and Muslim militants, put them all in the middle of the harshest survivable environment imaginable, leaving them to pray for salvation, kill each other and ponder the benefits of cooperation. I would then gift the rest of the world with a huge celebratory party.

Congradulations you've won the centrist attack honor from the South Lizasaurian military (social division for bashing militants and extremists)

I'd also take a loaf of bread and take a few people and put them on it and give them some resources thus founding Loafland! :p

Sounds like a great time to find the nearest incinerator. It's the only way to be sure.

(I am feeling entirely too sane right now. :( )

I am surprised noone proposed to install him/herself as godking of the planet...