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Well, I've decided to come back. Again. Version 5.

And I've decided to start it off with a kick.

Let's say that there's a giant mass battle with every human being in one enclosed area. You can have any weapon you want to. (Of course, to a certain extent) No one gets out until there is only one human left stand.

What would you do if such an event occurred?

Be the last human standing, and proclaim myself emperor.

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Be the last human standing, and proclaim myself emperor.

Of what, exactly? I mean, there's no one left on Earth besides you.

Also, by what would you do, I mean like what weapon would you choose, would you form alliances first, or go solo all the way, etc. etc.

Well, I'd make sure to have a vial of replicating nanobots and use them to overwhelm the other humans, turning the world in to a new metallic paradise for me to pursue my dreams of conquering all who oppose me. Plants, trees, animals, and any humans I decide to spare would be converted in to mechanical hybrids, pursuing a goal of complete dominance over all things.

I think I would call it...Phyrexia. ;)

All I ask for is a single nucleon conversion warhead. Planet Earth? What planet Earth?

I'd hide behind someone and if someone was about to kill me, I'd push some other person in my way to use them as a meat shield. After, I would make a mountain out of all the dead people as a monument to finally being unique.:)

Of what, exactly? I mean, there's no one left on Earth besides you.

Also, by what would you do, I mean like what weapon would you choose, would you form alliances first, or go solo all the way, etc. etc.
Use GM technology to create a disease that effects all humans except myself, and is 100% fatal. Simple.

Well, I've decided to come back. Again. Version 5.

And I've decided to start it off with a kick.

Let's say that there's a giant mass battle with every human being in one enclosed area. You can have any weapon you want to. (Of course, to a certain extent) No one gets out until there is only one human left stand.

What would you do if such an event occurred?

a ten megatonne warhead. I would'nt expect to be the last person standing, and why would I if I'd be the last human. So nuke 'em!

Least I'd have got the most kills!

a ten megatonne warhead. I would'nt expect to be the last person standing, and why would I if I'd be the last human. So nuke 'em!

Least I'd have got the most kills!

Oh and because I know you'll appreciate it

:upyours: :) :mp5: :sniper: :headbang: :( :confused: :gundge:

Giant Mass Battle of the Ages!

read as..."Giant Mass Battle of the Apes!" in which case, the only acceptable weapon would be feces.

I would win, as I chose victory as a weapon.

Oh and because I know you'll appreciate it

:upyours: :) :mp5: :sniper: :headbang: :( :confused: :gundge:

Yep, new people still using smilies non-stop.

Remember the modified Slaver digging tool from Ringworld? I want that.

Or the Millenium Falcon.

Oh and because I know you'll appreciate it

:upyours: :) :mp5: :sniper: :headbang: :( :confused: :gundge:

it's annyong when you use so many smileys, especially the gun ones and the "fuck you". one.

Seriously, why do they even have those smileys?

I'd pick the big green laser from Doom 2.

Tactical H-bomb. I'd be dead, but so would everyone else.

I'd pick the big green laser from Doom 2.

BFG9000 for the win.

Well, I've decided to come back. Again. Version 5.

And I've decided to start it off with a kick.

Let's say that there's a giant mass battle with every human being in one enclosed area. You can have any weapon you want to. (Of course, to a certain extent) No one gets out until there is only one human left stand.

What would you do if such an event occurred?

convince everyone else to sit or lie down... then I'd be the only human left 'standing.' contest is declared over and we all leave and go home.

Swordfight. I wouldn't last long, but it'd be hella fun.

I would evolve to something beyond man and leave the place.

I am happy I chose that, as it seems everyone in the ring have died several times from various super-atomic, atomic and sub-atomic explosions.

1 word. Lightsaber. 2 more words. Force powers. I'd just erect a force field around myself, safe from any attack. I'd wait for most of the people to kill each other off, the kill the rest with a combo of force lightning/choke/force push/slash with the lightsaber. Then I would make an army of zombies out of the dead bodies with my dark force powers to do my bidding. w00t!

I would evolve to something beyond man and leave the place.

You wouldn't be interested in becoming one of my Praetors, would you? I'd give you the opportunity to become more than a mere human in exchange for your unwavering loyalty.

You wouldn't be interested in becoming one of my Praetors, would you? I'd give you the opportunity to become more than a mere human in exchange for your unwavering loyalty.

Hmm, this offer is tempting.

The unwavering loyalty is concerning, of course.

But then, as I need something to evolve to and I'd rather not end as ground human in the giant mass battle of the apes (quite aptly named I would say :p ), I think I shall accept :D (to be sigged ;) )

Considering that being the last human living is an extinction level event, I would rather have a wide area mass effect indefensible stunner. Once everyone is KO'ed, I win.

Hmm, this offer is tempting.

The unwavering loyalty is concerning, of course.

I can't allow plans woven over thousands of years to come apart because of a single defector. You understand, right? When the time comes to invade we will need utmost secrecy to take this universe off-guard.

But then, as I need something to evolve to and I'd rather not end as ground human in the giant mass battle of the apes (quite aptly named I would say :p ), I think I shall accept :D (to be sigged ;) )

Excellent. You will find that phyresis is a kind process.

I can't allow plans woven over thousands of years to come apart because of a single defector. You understand, right? When the time comes to invade we will need utmost secrecy to take this universe off-guard.

Of course.

Excellent. You will find that phyresis is a kind process.

Certainly kinder than that of imminent death by various atomic explosions.

I will program a virus into every cell phone causing the circuits to short and electricute the person if they say the word "Cheese".

"Umm...hello, who is this?"

"Well, I would like to take a virtual picture of you."

"A virtual picture, bu-"

"Don't ask. Just say cheese."

"Chees-"

The only weapon I would need is a phone book....

Oh, and I would probably "ally" myself with my girlfriend. ;)

In that kind of situation, THIS (http://lowgradepanic.bloghorn.com/img/boomstick.gif) is the only weapon I'd want. *nods*

Already Done (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/)

Yep, new people still using smilies non-stop.

not exactly new, just my latest incarnation. Yeah saw you post on the other thread.

it's annyong when you use so many smileys, especially the gun ones and the "fuck you". one.

Seriously, why do they even have those smileys?

just clicked a bunch a random.
Honesly I don't know, seem like pointless smilies. Maybe its a troll detection system?

I can't allow plans woven over thousands of years to come apart because of a single defector. You understand, right? When the time comes to invade we will need utmost secrecy to take this universe off-guard.



Excellent. You will find that phyresis is a kind process.
You scare me when you go off on these rants of yours.

Let's say that there's a giant mass battle with every human being in one enclosed area. You can have any weapon you want to. (Of course, to a certain extent) No one gets out until there is only one human left stand.

What would you do if such an event occurred?
I'd take a handgun and one bullet and shoot myself as soon as the battle starts. I'm not going to win (and even if I do what am I going to do then?), so why would I bother prolonging the pointlessness further than I need to?

Already Done (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/)
There are no original ideas on NS.

A small metal box that spawns hydralisks every few seconds.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Zergrush1.gif

Thor's hammer.

A small metal box that spawns hydralisks every few seconds.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Zergrush1.gif

LMFAO!

I especially like the scrolling newsbar at the bottom. :p

become infected with the zombie virus, and tell everyone.
That way, no-one would want to kill me. And if they did, I'd rise up and get them back.
thus, win-win for me.

I have chosen my weapon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g

:D

I'd do the nearest living chick.

I'd ask for the Popemobile. Then I'd run everybody over, yelling through the microphone, "I am eh-the Popa!!"

I have chosen my weapon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g

:D
only for a deaf mute illiterate to strike you down.

Can I go with Death's scythe?
that'll be awesome to have.