NationStates Jolt Archive

So, there’s a mystery up in NSG town. It seems mayor Max has been plagued by some haunting spammers, and even the town mods can’t seem to solve it.

You however, have Scoobie and the Mystery Machine on your side. Unfortunately, the rest of the team can’t make it. So it’s up to you, Scoobie, and a crew of NSG types to solve the mystery.

Who’s in the Mystery Machine with you, and why?

Ruffy.

Its his fault, so I can blame him right away and get back to eating Scoobie-Snacks.

Well, I'm probably Shaggy, though a little larger around the waist.

The Nazz will have to be my Fred.

WYTYG can be my Thelma.

Nadkor will be my Daphne.

Lunatic Goofballs will be my Harlem Globetrotters.

Ruffy can be Scrappy Do.

Anyone I'd pick would likely compromise the entire exercise, because I'd be shagging them.

Anyone I'd pick would likely compromise the entire exercise, because I'd be shagging them.

That Mystery Machine would see a lot of rockin'. Throw Dobbs in there, and it would be appropriately full of smoke as well.

me
Smunkeeville
Darknove
Kat
ruffy
LG

we may not solve many mysteries, but we'd have fun making the attempt.

That Mystery Machine would see a lot of rockin'. Throw Dobbs in there, and it would be appropriately full of smoke as well.

No mystery, that'd be a hell of a lot of fun.

No mystery, that'd be a hell of a lot of fun.

Fred: "Okay Gang, here's old NSG mansion. Daphne and I will 'go find clues'.."

*Fred gets out of mystery machine*

Fred: "Daphne...? Aren't you going to help me 'look for clues'? Who's that Indian girl in the back pawing at you? What is she doing to Shaggy?"

:eek:

*Mystery Machine drives away, leaving Fred stranded in NSG mansion with Ruffy in a mummy costume*

Lunatic Goofballs will be my Harlem Globetrotters.


YAY! :D

Me, myself, and I. I would monitor the forums for the phantom spammers and would have myself make Scooby rabid and pissed so he'd kill the spammers when caught by me. Then I would shoot Scooby to put him out of his misery.

... actually...

the gang would include
Salusa Second
MGH
Kat
Fris
Hotrodia
and Me... (hey, they need someone to be the bait for all the elaborate traps they make.) :p

I'm not sure, but I know i'd totally be Shaggy. I even look like him.

... actually...

the gang would include
Salusa Second
MGH
Kat
Fris
Hotrodia
and Me... (hey, they need someone to be the bait for all the elaborate traps they make.) :p
Boo, mod-sucker-upper-to-er.

Although I'll take it back if you decide who's Fred, Velma, Daphne, etc... :p

I'm not sure, but I know i'd totally be Shaggy. I even look like him.

i more than occasionally wear a bandana, which is kinda like an ascot, so i could be fred. i guess.

Anyone I'd pick would likely compromise the entire exercise, because I'd be shagging them.

PICK ME PICK ME!

I'm Daphne, 'cause I'm the prettiest.

Well, obviously I am Shaggy, though unlike Shaggy I am not fightened by the smallest sound...and I doubt I have the strength to hold a Great Dane in my arms.

Anyway, I'd choose The Nazz as my Fred equivalent, Whereyouthinkyougoing for my Daphne equivalent, and Bottle for my Velma equivalent. That alone ought to be more than enough to figure out who the guy in the mask is.

But, if I need some guest characters, any other NSG members are welcome to come along...hell, I'd even bring Eve Online as a Red Herring(Kid version Scooby Doo cartoon) just because it'd be hilarious to watch The Nazz blame him for everything, since that's more or less what he does anyway.

Scrappy Doo will be shot on sight, however. I do not tolorate that damned irritating puppy.

Anyone I'd pick would likely compromise the entire exercise, because I'd be shagging them.
:)

Why would I need a scooby doo crew, I'm clearly one of the spammers haunting Max's mansion.




I mean........eh.......
*puts on a werehorse costume and chases away the easily scared and unarmed teenagers+dog*

I'm Daphne, 'cause I'm the prettiest.

Jinkies.