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If you knew for a fact that the planet was going to end in less than a month?

Personally, I would probably get everybody who had ever pissed me off back right before the world ended.

(be Realistic. None of the "I would shoot balnk and blank," or "I would rob a bank." becuase I very much doubt you would do any of that.

Personally, I would probably get everybody who had ever pissed me off back right before the world ended.

(be Realistic. None of the "I would shoot balnk and blank," or "I would rob a bank." becuase I very much doubt you would do any of that.

Um...OK, I sense a contradiction there.


I'd probably frantically try and help find a solution to the problem, whatever it may be. Better to try something than nothing.

If you knew for a fact that the planet was going to end in less than a month?

Personally, I would probably get everybody who had ever pissed me off back right before the world ended.

(be Realistic. None of the "I would shoot balnk and blank," or "I would rob a bank." becuase I very much doubt you would do any of that.

What would be the point of "getting everybody"? If the whole planet is going to go "poof!" ?

Find a way to get the fuck out of here, even if it means being frozen in space or some other fate. At least there's a chance my frozen body will one day be discovered and revived in one way or another, and if not at least it'll be better than being killed when the planet is destroyed.

I'd probably frantically try and help find a solution to the problem, whatever it may be. Better to try something than nothing.

Then again, wild sex would be better than that.

Find a way to get the fuck out of here, even if it means being frozen in space or some other fate. At least there's a chance my frozen body will one day be discovered and revived in one way or another, and if not at least it'll be better than being killed when the planet is destroyed.

I would secure a way to do this, and then have 29 days of rampant sex and drug use before I went ahead and froze myself in spacetime or some such thing.

I would secure a way to do this, and then have 29 days of rampant sex and drug use before I went ahead and froze myself in spacetime or some such thing.

Yeah, same here.

You got to imagine that all those dudes who pissed you off are off doing thier own things while you're on your vendetta and aren't going to make it easy or worth it. I can imagine you coming to the house of that guy who cut you off or stole your girl in 9th grade and seeing them spending thier last minutes on Earth with thier family, being with the ones they love...do you really think slashing his tires will have that much real effect? Except maybe to calm him because he'll think, "Maybe this species and planet has it coming after all..."

Me? Heroin. No longer any need to worry about debilitating addiction of harsh physical effects, I'm only alive for a month. That shit's gotta feel realllllly fucking good to make all that crap seem worth it. Crack, too. Why not at that point.

Man, the title led me to think that this was going to be a thread some where along the lines of "What would you do...for a Klondike bar". I'm disappointed :(

Me? Heroin. No longer any need to worry about debilitating addiction of harsh physical effects, I'm only alive for a month. That shit's gotta feel realllllly fucking good to make all that crap seem worth it. Crack, too. Why not at that point.

Sounds about right. Time to play with all the fun drugs. Coke, crack, heroin...you name it, I'm trying it. Several times. If I'm gonna die, I have lots of money to get rid of, and might as well have fun doing it. And, with any luck, I'll die just before whatever will kill the rest of you hits.

Party like I didn't get chosen to come into the bunker (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12527155&postcount=117) :)

I would make a blog about my old middle school that totally flames it.

Oh wait, I did that in eighth grade. though nobody ever saw it.

Well, this time around I'll actually tell people about it! :)

i would say to hell with my grades, kick back and enjoy the time i have left

I would make a blog about my old middle school that totally flames it.

Oh wait, I did that in eighth grade. though nobody ever saw it.

Well, this time around I'll actually tell people about it! :)

i would say to hell with my grades, kick back and enjoy the time i have left

So limited. Children, thou needst to learn to enjoy life.

If i knew for a fact that the planet was going to end in less than a month i guess i'm be the one ending it so i be busy seting it all up


to the point no idea

So limited. Children, thou needst to learn to enjoy life.

Some of us need so little, though. I don't drink much now and I'd hate to waste the time left in a stupor. Better to go out and enjoy what makes living pleasant for you, than to waste it looking at the end of a bottle.

Aren't you the one that just complained about hangovers?

Some of us need so little, though. I don't drink much now and I'd hate to waste the time left in a stupor. Better to go out and enjoy what makes living pleasant for you, than to waste it looking at the end of a bottle.

Aren't you the one that just complained about hangovers?

My logic is that if I'm drunk for 29 straight days, I wont have to worry about the hangover, now will I?

My logic is that if I'm drunk for 29 straight days, I wont have to worry about the hangover, now will I?

That's what you think...

But then again, you're boned if it turns out the planet isn't destroyed after all.

If you knew for a fact that the planet was going to end in less than a month?

Personally, I would probably get everybody who had ever pissed me off back right before the world ended.

(be Realistic. None of the "I would shoot balnk and blank," or "I would rob a bank." becuase I very much doubt you would do any of that.

Well, first I'd probably throw a cream pie at G.W. Bush. Then I'd have the Queer-Eye guys give the Night-of-the-Living-Dead Congress a makeover (the check would bounce, but hey, not that I really care.)

After I've had my fun, I'd probably go tell the girl I'm in love with exactly how I feel about her. She's got no clue right now, so I figure, if i'm gonna die, I might as well tell her how I feel. With any luck, I might not die a virgin. :p

That's what you think...

But then again, you're boned if it turns out the planet isn't destroyed after all.

True, but I'll be frozen in spacetime on the 30th day anyway.

I would smoke crack while skydiving.

I'd hijack the space shuttle :cool:

If you knew for a fact that the planet was going to end in less than a month?

Personally, I would probably get everybody who had ever pissed me off back right before the world ended.

(be Realistic. None of the "I would shoot balnk and blank," or "I would rob a bank." becuase I very much doubt you would do any of that.

I'd ask a hot girl out, get a date and make out. I'd also eat a Philly cheesesteak. And maybe, go to Vegas, lie about my age, and go into a whorehouse.

Since it is theorized that the building blocks of life on earth came from space debris, I will probably spend as much time as possible masturbating everywhere I can. If there is a chance that genetic material from earth might survive the trip to a new world on debris from the ruined planet, I desperately want it to be mine. I'm sure my DNA will be perfectly comfortable in primordial ooze. :)

Edit: I just remembered. The bullets are out of the gun. Shit! :(

I will wank for a month straight. No stopping. I'll hook myself up to drips for food and fluid.

My logic is that if I'm drunk for 29 straight days, I wont have to worry about the hangover, now will I?

Can't argue with that statement.

Probably exactly what I do everyday. Except I'd stop going to all my lessons. And spend that time on everything else.

If you knew for a fact that the planet was going to end in less than a month?

Personally, I would probably get everybody who had ever pissed me off back right before the world ended.

(be Realistic. None of the "I would shoot balnk and blank," or "I would rob a bank." becuase I very much doubt you would do any of that.

Geeez hehe it makes me laugh(and some times it makes me cry) when I see that some people value venagance above love? I mean I would want to be with my family, my wife and kids, and even my Dad. Take vengance on the people that have 'pissed you off' or spend you remaing time with those that you care about, and who you know care about you? No contest man.

I will wank for a month straight. No stopping. I'll hook myself up to drips for food and fluid.

Seconded.

I'd go and laugh at everyone...

And bugger the drought I'm gonna take a *wait for it* 6minute shower... and there is nothing the water patrollers can do about it :D

I'd probably spend alot of the time when I'm not in mjy shower drunk. Actually, I'd probably spend alot of my time fullstop drunk. Try some new beers...

I would possibly attempt a coup of fiji... it would be an interesting life experience.

I'd go and laugh at everyone...

And bugger the drought I'm gonna take a *wait for it* 6minute shower... and there is nothing the water patrollers can do about it :D

How long are you allowed to take in Queensland?

How long are you allowed to take in Queensland?

Guessing from his post. I'd say 5. That sucks Lapse. I really pity you.

How long are you allowed to take in Queensland?

4 minutes.

4 minutes.

How do they tell? How would they know, for example, that you aren't running a dishwasher or washing machine?

I must confess guilt here. I require a minimum 15-20 minute shower to wake me up. Sometimes longer. I'd be happy to let the garden die if I had to for that privilege.

How do they tell? How would they know, for example, that you aren't running a dishwasher or washing machine?

I must confess guilt here. I require a minimum 15-20 minute shower to wake me up. Sometimes longer. I'd be happy to let the garden die if I had to for that privilege.

They say that people can use a maximum of 140L per person per day in a house. Houses that use more than that get fined or some such... I'm not to sure on the details however

So in that 140L you have to include: shower, toilet, clothes washing, dish washing and everything else.

It is going to be interesting if we don't get some significant rain soon

They say that people can use a maximum of 140L per person per day in a house. Houses that use more than that get fined or some such... I'm not to sure on the details however

So in that 140L you have to include: shower, toilet, clothes washing, dish washing and everything else.

It is going to be interesting if we don't get some significant rain soon

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It is going to be interesting if we don't get some significant rain soon

No it won't be. The restrictions will just get tighter and tighter. The politicians are never actually going to get off their arses and spend money on fixing this problem until they have no choice and it's almost too late. They might do some rain dances during question time though ;)

No it won't be. The restrictions will just get tighter and tighter. The politicians are never actually going to get off their arses and spend money on fixing this problem until they have no choice and it's almost too late. They might do some rain dances during question time though ;)

The problem is that they are building new infrastructure... They are making desalination plants, water recycling plants, pipelines etc... but it's not going to be ready until the dams are dry!

most likely i would waste my time posting on this forum

See how many times I can sing 'The End Of The World As We Know It' before everything blows up.

It is going to be interesting if we don't get some significant rain soon
Definitely. I'm not sure if i'd go so far as to avoid flushing the toilet to get my wake-up shower, but I might....

I'd spend as much time as possible with my family & friends, and the rest of the time getting drunk.

My logic is that if I'm drunk for 29 straight days, I wont have to worry about the hangover, now will I?

Sound logic there.

Edit: I just remembered. The bullets are out of the gun. Shit! :(

See...you really weren't planning ahead, now were you? :p

I will wank for a month straight. No stopping. I'll hook myself up to drips for food and fluid.

Even with liberal use of lotions, I think you're going to run into chafing problems around week three. :p

I would possibly attempt a coup of fiji... it would be an interesting life experience.

Not if I beat you to it! :p

Sex and Drugs...

...at the same time, constantly, for a month.

That's my plan. *nods*

I'd massively emit all the greenhouse gasses I've been holding in since I saw "An Inconvenient Truth"