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Which Swedish porn star would you be?

Neo Kervoskia
08-04-2007, 17:53
Here is a very short list and such: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_porn_stars
Futuris
08-04-2007, 17:53
Wow....Puma Swede's hot.
Neesika
08-04-2007, 17:55
Fass.

I'm sure someone will have already said it though (with the jolt warp and all).
Mikesburg
08-04-2007, 17:56
Hard to turn down a name like Puma Swede.

Easy decision. Now where do I get my Puma Swede outfit?
Dobbsworld
08-04-2007, 17:59
Tor Johnson.

http://www.nndb.com/people/418/000103109/tor-johnson-1.jpg
Swilatia
08-04-2007, 18:09
Okay. I claim Poland, Kaliningrad Oblast, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and East Germany.

Wait, those aren't swedish porn stars, are they?
Neesika
08-04-2007, 18:12
Okay. I claim Poland, Kaliningrad Oblast, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and East Germany.

Wait, those aren't swedish porn stars, are they?

No, those are Sweden's bitches. Slight difference.
Ex Libris Morte
08-04-2007, 18:24
Fredrik Eklund, just because he's hawt.
Fassigen
08-04-2007, 18:50
Fredrik Eklund, just because he's hawt.

Indeed he is. You should read his book, "Bananflugornas herre" ("Lord of the Fruit Flies") - it's very interesting and deals with his porn career quite extensively.

By the by, Wikipedia's list is very, very incomplete.
Soviestan
08-04-2007, 18:55
I guess Fredrik Eklund. He's the only guy on the list and being a girl just seems odd.
Dobbsworld
08-04-2007, 19:03
being a girl just seems odd.

This is just begging for some kinda snappy comeback, but I'm far too full of chocolate bunny-flesh to be bothered...
Fassigen
08-04-2007, 19:05
This is just begging for some kinda snappy comeback, but I'm far too full of chocolate bunny-flesh to be bothered...

Not to worry, he chose to be a gay porn star. His, shall we say, crevasse would thus see even more action than that of a girl. I find the irony very fitting.
Ex Libris Morte
08-04-2007, 19:15
He chose based on gender alone, shows his misogynistic tendencies....
Soviestan
08-04-2007, 19:17
Not to worry, he chose to be a gay porn star. His, shall we say, crevasse would thus see even more action than that of a girl. I find the irony very fitting.

He's a gay porn star:eek: I really should have clicked on his link and researched him a little.
Futuris
08-04-2007, 19:19
Here is a very short list and such: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_porn_stars

What exactly do you mean by "wanting to be a Swedish porn star"?
Fassigen
08-04-2007, 19:19
He's a gay porn star:eek: I really should have clicked on his link and researched him a little.

Right...
[NS]Trilby63
08-04-2007, 19:29
He's a gay porn star:eek: I really should have clicked on his link and researched him a little.

Yeah.. You're not fooling anyone.
Dobbsworld
08-04-2007, 19:34
Right...

...left...

...up, down, around...

You've really got to mix your moves up a bit to stay in the Swedish porn game...
Fassigen
08-04-2007, 19:38
...left...

...up, down, around...

You've really got to mix your moves up a bit to stay in the Swedish porn game...

Nah, there's much more fun to be had by staying an amateur. Going pro, while lucrative, shuts the doors to the real challenging venues.
Fassigen
08-04-2007, 19:48
Like Tor Johnson?

I am unfamiliar due to disinterest.
Dobbsworld
08-04-2007, 19:48
Nah, there's much more fun to be had by staying an amateur. Going pro, while lucrative, shuts the doors to the real challenging venues.

Like Tor Johnson?

http://www.nndb.com/people/418/000103109/tor-johnson-1.jpg
Jello Biafra
08-04-2007, 19:49
Pfft. Six porn stars on that list, and not one mention of double anal.
Dobbsworld
08-04-2007, 20:37
Pfft. Six porn stars on that list, and not one mention of double anal.

...ow...
Yootopia
08-04-2007, 21:25
Tiny Tove. Because I look youthful, and the only man there is homosexual.
Yootopia
08-04-2007, 21:27
Nah, there's much more fun to be had by staying an amateur. Going pro, while lucrative, shuts the doors to the real challenging venues.
I feel your pain entirely on that matter.

*sighs at days passed in the industry*
Ex Libris Morte
08-04-2007, 21:35
Tiny Tove. Because I look youthful, and the only man there is homosexual.

Hey now, his gayness has nothing to do with his hawtness. It just makes him more interesting. ;)