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Here is a very short list and such: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_porn_stars

Wow....Puma Swede's hot.

Fass.

I'm sure someone will have already said it though (with the jolt warp and all).

Hard to turn down a name like Puma Swede.

Easy decision. Now where do I get my Puma Swede outfit?

Tor Johnson.

http://www.nndb.com/people/418/000103109/tor-johnson-1.jpg

Okay. I claim Poland, Kaliningrad Oblast, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and East Germany.

Wait, those aren't swedish porn stars, are they?

Okay. I claim Poland, Kaliningrad Oblast, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and East Germany.

Wait, those aren't swedish porn stars, are they?

No, those are Sweden's bitches. Slight difference.

Fredrik Eklund, just because he's hawt.

Fredrik Eklund, just because he's hawt.

Indeed he is. You should read his book, "Bananflugornas herre" ("Lord of the Fruit Flies") - it's very interesting and deals with his porn career quite extensively.

By the by, Wikipedia's list is very, very incomplete.

I guess Fredrik Eklund. He's the only guy on the list and being a girl just seems odd.

being a girl just seems odd.

This is just begging for some kinda snappy comeback, but I'm far too full of chocolate bunny-flesh to be bothered...

This is just begging for some kinda snappy comeback, but I'm far too full of chocolate bunny-flesh to be bothered...

Not to worry, he chose to be a gay porn star. His, shall we say, crevasse would thus see even more action than that of a girl. I find the irony very fitting.

He chose based on gender alone, shows his misogynistic tendencies....

Not to worry, he chose to be a gay porn star. His, shall we say, crevasse would thus see even more action than that of a girl. I find the irony very fitting.

He's a gay porn star:eek: I really should have clicked on his link and researched him a little.

Here is a very short list and such: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_porn_stars

What exactly do you mean by "wanting to be a Swedish porn star"?

He's a gay porn star:eek: I really should have clicked on his link and researched him a little.

Right...

He's a gay porn star:eek: I really should have clicked on his link and researched him a little.

Yeah.. You're not fooling anyone.

Right...

...left...

...up, down, around...

You've really got to mix your moves up a bit to stay in the Swedish porn game...

...left...

...up, down, around...

You've really got to mix your moves up a bit to stay in the Swedish porn game...

Nah, there's much more fun to be had by staying an amateur. Going pro, while lucrative, shuts the doors to the real challenging venues.

Like Tor Johnson?

I am unfamiliar due to disinterest.

Nah, there's much more fun to be had by staying an amateur. Going pro, while lucrative, shuts the doors to the real challenging venues.

Like Tor Johnson?

http://www.nndb.com/people/418/000103109/tor-johnson-1.jpg

Pfft. Six porn stars on that list, and not one mention of double anal.

Pfft. Six porn stars on that list, and not one mention of double anal.

...ow...

Tiny Tove. Because I look youthful, and the only man there is homosexual.

Nah, there's much more fun to be had by staying an amateur. Going pro, while lucrative, shuts the doors to the real challenging venues.
I feel your pain entirely on that matter.

*sighs at days passed in the industry*

Tiny Tove. Because I look youthful, and the only man there is homosexual.

Hey now, his gayness has nothing to do with his hawtness. It just makes him more interesting. ;)