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When swapping dirty pictures I guess you should make sure you don't get dirty secrets at the same time? :)

Three Japanese sailors have swapped military secrets along with smutty images, according to charges pressed last week by Japanese police. The scandal involves lower-ranking men but could reach higher into the navy's chain of command, and it's especially embarrassing for Tokyo because the leak has compromised an American-designed anti-missile system.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,476032,00.html

And imagine what pics they were swapping too! ;)

It would be embarassing to have a wank only to discover it was an official breifing and not whatever Japanese sailors look at.

*rofl*

Filesharing for peace!

It would be embarassing to have a wank only to discover it was an official breifing and not whatever Japanese sailors look at.

Even worse - you found the official briefing arousing.

but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

this thread is useless without pictures!I wanted to say that, but this thread is dead with pictures.;)

Even worse - you found the official briefing arousing.
Not as bad as finding the naval officals' briefs arousing.

but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

Not as bad as finding the naval officals' briefs arousing.
BEWARE: low-flying puns!

http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

How do you know that it's not a guro-loli pic (with metal-storm system)?

SNIP

http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/WEBIMAGES/GUEST/kawaii_emo_cthulhu.jpg

Looks like sailors are the shame of all countries military.

Looks like sailors are the shame of all countries military.

pfft the royal navy usually wins any competitions against the other services in the U.K so I don't think I can say anything


however I'd say thats the TA

If we keep on referring to to a certain japanese cephelepod porn type then I might think that we are talking about Ghastly's comic.

Damnit. Now the state really does have a place in my bedroom.

*makes room for the bureaucrats*

Dammit Japan!!! Quit spreadiing your porn into everything!

Damnit. Now the state really does have a place in my bedroom.

*makes room for the bureaucrats*
Stock up on Pretzels.

When swapping dirty pictures I guess you should make sure you don't get dirty secrets at the same time? :)


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,476032,00.html

And imagine what pics they were swapping too! ;)

Lolz. Funny.

We obviously need to make sure that any porn we may have doesn't have any classified documents hidden inside. I'll wait while everyone checks.

Ah yes, Japanese pornography, or as I like to call it, "the dark corner of the human imagination", or DCHI for short. So they finally came up with a decent use for it, then? Personally I can't think of a better way to hide your important info from the enemy.

-Yeah, that data crucial to our national security is right there, but to decypher it, you'll have to look a at japanese porn very, very carefully.
-National security, you say? Nope, not worth it.

http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

Tentacle porn! :eek:

When swapping dirty pictures I guess you should make sure you don't get dirty secrets at the same time? :)


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,476032,00.html

And imagine what pics they were swapping too! ;)

It's one's patriotic duty to thoroughly inspect and re-inspect one's porn collection for signs of espionage.

not all japanese porn is tenticle porn, there is Hentai and ecchi too.

:p

not all japanese porn is tenticle porn, there is Hentai and ecchi too. :pThe first is classed among the second, and arguably the second is the third; "echi" is just "H", for hentai..

It's one's patriotic duty to thoroughly inspect and re-inspect one's porn collection for signs of espionage.

*stares suspisciously at Dobbs porn collection*

Espionage porn in TO is too close to home. Keep inspecting...

The first is classed among the second, and arguably the second is the third; "echi" is just "H", for hentai..

ecchi is softcore stuff, like anime girls that are stripping and stuff, like fan service in anime and manga

ecchi is softcore stuff, like anime girls that are stripping and stuff, like fan service in anime and manga

the tenticle stuff is shunga woodblock prints, although it does appear in hentai

How do you know this stuff?...

Ilaer

the tenticle stuff is shunga woodblock prints, although it does appear in hentai

How do you know this stuff?...

IlaerWell, you know it now too, don't you :p (and so do I)
Apparently it comes up in conversations

Well, you know it now too, don't you :p (and so do I)
Apparently it comes up in conversations

Yeah, but I won't remember it.

Ilaer

Let this be a lesson to you:

Always double check your attachments!

I like to keep my porn & my illegal documents separate thank you very much. :D

I like to keep my porn & my illegal documents separate thank you very much. :D

Where's the fun in that?

>.>

http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

Oh no, we have a giant tentacle monster in a thread about Japanese officers sharing pornography.

but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

ENJOY!! (http://www.rti.com/images/Aegis_dvic.jpg)

Looks like sailors are the shame of all countries military.

Was'nt that more or less the case after this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Navy)

Ah yes, Japanese pornography, or as I like to call it, "the dark corner of the human imagination", or DCHI for short. So they finally came up with a decent use for it, then? Personally I can't think of a better way to hide your important info from the enemy.

-Yeah, that data crucial to our national security is right there, but to decypher it, you'll have to look a at japanese porn very, very carefully.
-National security, you say? Nope, not worth it.

We'll put it in the German porn then. They have plenty of secret technologies for people to steal.

Damnit. Now the state really does have a place in my bedroom.

*makes room for the bureaucrats*

How about if most state beauraucrats were either experts in pornography or were in porn? Do you realise how many libertarians and anarchists would quickly change their mind and want the largest state beauracracy possible?

How do you know this stuff?...

Ilaer

The wonders of the web...

the tenticle stuff is shunga woodblock prints, although it does appear in hentai

There was a reference to 'The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife' (circa 1820) in wikipedia.

but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

I wanted to say that, but this thread is dead with pictures.;)

Tentacle porn! :eek:

No, tentacoo porn! http://i11.tinypic.com/4fwphfl.jpg