NationStates Jolt Archive


Make sure your porn isn't a threat to national security!

Gravlen
08-04-2007, 15:49
When swapping dirty pictures I guess you should make sure you don't get dirty secrets at the same time? :)

Three Japanese sailors have swapped military secrets along with smutty images, according to charges pressed last week by Japanese police. The scandal involves lower-ranking men but could reach higher into the navy's chain of command, and it's especially embarrassing for Tokyo because the leak has compromised an American-designed anti-missile system.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,476032,00.html

And imagine what pics they were swapping too! ;)
Newer Burmecia
08-04-2007, 15:51
It would be embarassing to have a wank only to discover it was an official breifing and not whatever Japanese sailors look at.
Rejistania
08-04-2007, 15:57
*rofl*

Filesharing for peace!
Refused-Party-Program
08-04-2007, 16:04
It would be embarassing to have a wank only to discover it was an official breifing and not whatever Japanese sailors look at.

Even worse - you found the official briefing arousing.
Call to power
08-04-2007, 16:05
but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!
HC Eredivisie
08-04-2007, 16:06
this thread is useless without pictures!I wanted to say that, but this thread is dead with pictures.;)
Newer Burmecia
08-04-2007, 16:06
Even worse - you found the official briefing arousing.
Not as bad as finding the naval officals' briefs arousing.
Gravlen
08-04-2007, 16:14
but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p
Rejistania
08-04-2007, 16:14
Not as bad as finding the naval officals' briefs arousing.
BEWARE: low-flying puns!
Vandal-Unknown
08-04-2007, 16:19
http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

How do you know that it's not a guro-loli pic (with metal-storm system)?
Call to power
08-04-2007, 16:22
SNIP

http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/WEBIMAGES/GUEST/kawaii_emo_cthulhu.jpg
Northern Borders
08-04-2007, 16:28
Looks like sailors are the shame of all countries military.
Call to power
08-04-2007, 16:40
Looks like sailors are the shame of all countries military.

pfft the royal navy usually wins any competitions against the other services in the U.K so I don't think I can say anything


however I'd say thats the TA
Soleichunn
08-04-2007, 17:45
If we keep on referring to to a certain japanese cephelepod porn type then I might think that we are talking about Ghastly's comic.
Mikesburg
08-04-2007, 17:51
Damnit. Now the state really does have a place in my bedroom.

*makes room for the bureaucrats*
The Lone Alliance
08-04-2007, 18:09
Dammit Japan!!! Quit spreadiing your porn into everything!

Damnit. Now the state really does have a place in my bedroom.

*makes room for the bureaucrats*
Stock up on Pretzels.
Johnny B Goode
08-04-2007, 18:09
When swapping dirty pictures I guess you should make sure you don't get dirty secrets at the same time? :)


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,476032,00.html

And imagine what pics they were swapping too! ;)

Lolz. Funny.
Utracia
08-04-2007, 18:24
We obviously need to make sure that any porn we may have doesn't have any classified documents hidden inside. I'll wait while everyone checks.
Vimeria IV
08-04-2007, 18:35
Ah yes, Japanese pornography, or as I like to call it, "the dark corner of the human imagination", or DCHI for short. So they finally came up with a decent use for it, then? Personally I can't think of a better way to hide your important info from the enemy.

-Yeah, that data crucial to our national security is right there, but to decypher it, you'll have to look a at japanese porn very, very carefully.
-National security, you say? Nope, not worth it.
Arinola
08-04-2007, 18:48
http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

Tentacle porn! :eek:
Dobbsworld
08-04-2007, 19:07
When swapping dirty pictures I guess you should make sure you don't get dirty secrets at the same time? :)


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,476032,00.html

And imagine what pics they were swapping too! ;)

It's one's patriotic duty to thoroughly inspect and re-inspect one's porn collection for signs of espionage.
Dracellia
08-04-2007, 22:55
not all japanese porn is tenticle porn, there is Hentai and ecchi too.

:p
Damor
08-04-2007, 22:58
not all japanese porn is tenticle porn, there is Hentai and ecchi too. :pThe first is classed among the second, and arguably the second is the third; "echi" is just "H", for hentai..
Mikesburg
08-04-2007, 22:58
It's one's patriotic duty to thoroughly inspect and re-inspect one's porn collection for signs of espionage.

*stares suspisciously at Dobbs porn collection*

Espionage porn in TO is too close to home. Keep inspecting...
Dracellia
08-04-2007, 23:09
The first is classed among the second, and arguably the second is the third; "echi" is just "H", for hentai..

ecchi is softcore stuff, like anime girls that are stripping and stuff, like fan service in anime and manga
Ilaer
08-04-2007, 23:09
ecchi is softcore stuff, like anime girls that are stripping and stuff, like fan service in anime and manga

the tenticle stuff is shunga woodblock prints, although it does appear in hentai

How do you know this stuff?...

Ilaer
Dracellia
08-04-2007, 23:10
the tenticle stuff is shunga woodblock prints, although it does appear in hentai
Damor
08-04-2007, 23:19
How do you know this stuff?...

IlaerWell, you know it now too, don't you :p (and so do I)
Apparently it comes up in conversations
Ilaer
08-04-2007, 23:23
Well, you know it now too, don't you :p (and so do I)
Apparently it comes up in conversations

Yeah, but I won't remember it.

Ilaer
Kbrookistan
09-04-2007, 00:35
Let this be a lesson to you:

Always double check your attachments!
Layarteb
09-04-2007, 01:03
I like to keep my porn & my illegal documents separate thank you very much. :D
Gravlen
09-04-2007, 01:31
I like to keep my porn & my illegal documents separate thank you very much. :D

Where's the fun in that?

>.>
Theoretical Physicists
09-04-2007, 02:07
http://www.uky.edu/KGS/education/images/ord_ceph_tentacles.jpg

I'll leave the rest to your imagination :p

Oh no, we have a giant tentacle monster in a thread about Japanese officers sharing pornography.
Siempreciego
09-04-2007, 17:26
but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

ENJOY!! (http://www.rti.com/images/Aegis_dvic.jpg)
Siempreciego
09-04-2007, 17:29
Looks like sailors are the shame of all countries military.

Was'nt that more or less the case after this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Navy)
Soleichunn
10-04-2007, 08:02
Ah yes, Japanese pornography, or as I like to call it, "the dark corner of the human imagination", or DCHI for short. So they finally came up with a decent use for it, then? Personally I can't think of a better way to hide your important info from the enemy.

-Yeah, that data crucial to our national security is right there, but to decypher it, you'll have to look a at japanese porn very, very carefully.
-National security, you say? Nope, not worth it.

We'll put it in the German porn then. They have plenty of secret technologies for people to steal.

Damnit. Now the state really does have a place in my bedroom.

*makes room for the bureaucrats*

How about if most state beauraucrats were either experts in pornography or were in porn? Do you realise how many libertarians and anarchists would quickly change their mind and want the largest state beauracracy possible?

How do you know this stuff?...

Ilaer

The wonders of the web...

the tenticle stuff is shunga woodblock prints, although it does appear in hentai

There was a reference to 'The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife' (circa 1820) in wikipedia.

but of course if a spy ever got hold of these files it would be a hard choice: military secrets or hardcore Japanese porn

this thread is useless without pictures!

I wanted to say that, but this thread is dead with pictures.;)

Tentacle porn! :eek:

No, tentacoo porn! http://i11.tinypic.com/4fwphfl.jpg