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We've all seen them--or seen the trailers at least--and wondered why anyone thought a sequel was necessary. At the top of my personal list here are the two(!) sequels to that piece of shit "Final Destination."

So here's the contest (http://www.originalalamo.com/sites/sequels/about.html). Or if you aren't a film making team and just want to toss out ideas for future unnecessary sequels, here's your shot. As big a bunch of movie geeks as we are around here, we ought to come up with some whoppers.

As for me, I'm thinking "The Passion 2: There's Something About Mary Magdalene." :D

Life is Beautiful 2: Electric Boogaloo

Saw that in a parody book once...

Life is Beautiful 2: Electric Boogaloo

Saw that in a parody book once...

I've long believed that you can make any sequel title funny simply by attaching Electric Boogaloo to the end of it. :p

I haven't seen it, but I hear Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines was both inept and unnecessary.

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

....

oh, sorry, you said unnecessary sequals.

Hrm......

Citizen Kane II: Rosebud's Revenge

301: Cleanup, Aisle P

Titanic II: Fuck It's Cold Down Here

A Modest Proposal, 2050: Fuck It's Wet Up Here

Twelve Angry Men And A Little Lady

As for me, I'm thinking "The Passion 2: There's Something About Mary Magdalene." :D
Personally, I loved the Family Guy sequel, "Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This!" and your movie title made me think of it.

final fantasy: the final chapter

As for me, I'm thinking "The Passion 2: There's Something About Mary Magdalene." :D

I've always said "The Passion of the Christ 2: The Second Coming"

Also, Indecent Proposal 2

Marketing Phrase?

"You want HOW much for that shitty car?"

the seventh sense

I've always said "The Passion of the Christ 2: The Second Coming"
I'm surprised that hasn't been done as a porn title. :D

I'm surprised that hasn't been done as a porn title. :D

I am too.

Basic Instinct 3: Mmmm...chocolate...

history of the world, part ii

There's the standard "Hamlet 2: Where did everybody go?"

A brief history of the world 2: Ha ha, briefs.

The Last Samurai: A New Hope.

I'm surprised that hasn't been done as a porn title. :D

Ooh...

Hmm...how about The Ten Commandments II: Forty Years of Nothing Much Happening?

Or King Kong II: How To Conduct An Autopsy On A Giant Ape?

Or Dr. Strangelove II: Nothing Left But Cockroaches?

Or maybe Groundhog Day II: Ha Ha, Bill Murray! Just For The Hell Of It, You Still Have To Live That Day Over Another 25 Times!

Or, perhaps, From Justin to Kelly II: Just In Case You Didn't Gouge Your Eyes And/Or Ears Out Last Time?

Star wars 3.5: Just two hours of Anakin moaning, So pretty much the same as two and three.

Star Wars 3.6: Death of Jar Jar!

Lucas would make millions off of that title!

Or maybe Groundhog Day II: Ha Ha, Bill Murray! Just For The Hell Of It, You Still Have To Live That Day Over Another 25 Times!

I'm not sure why, but that one struck me as enormously hilarious.

avp2: predator vs alien

I'm not sure why, but that one struck me as enormously hilarious.

It would probably end in suicide though.

War of the Worlds II: Yet Another Alien Species Hiding Massive Tripods Beneath the Earth for Millions of Years (starring Tom Cruise)

There's the standard "Hamlet 2: Where did everybody go?"

I think they did that--it's called "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead." Which reminds me of the worst Hamlet performance ever--at my university.

At one performance, one of the actors had his mobile phone go off in his pocket while he was on stage, and when he went to turn it off, he dropped it and it skittered away from him, still ringing. He froze, and a prop guy crawled out on stage on hands and knees and retrieved it.

Then the performance got really bad.

MI4: Infiltrating Scientology

forrest gump jr: i see dead people
(a bit obscure?)

Romeo and Juliet: Star crossed zombie lovers!

Actually, I might go see something like that.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/) 2. No, really, they should definitely make another. No one is more badass than Jesus, who can bless an entire lake and turn it into holy water, tossing in his vampire victims en masse in righteous vampire slayage.

There's the standard "Hamlet 2: Where did everybody go?"

Macbeth 2: Hey, look at that, it came out

I'm not sure why, but that one struck me as enormously hilarious.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D

MI4: Infiltrating Scientology

Heh.

Macbeth 2: Hey, look at that, it came out

Nice:p

I think they did that--it's called "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead." Which reminds me of the worst Hamlet performance ever--at my university.

At one performance, one of the actors had his mobile phone go off in his pocket while he was on stage, and when he went to turn it off, he dropped it and it skittered away from him, still ringing. He froze, and a prop guy crawled out on stage on hands and knees and retrieved it.

Then the performance got really bad.

Wow. That's...impressively stupid. (If you happen to remember, what scene was this in? I'll giggle even more if I can imagine what was happening onstage while the prop guy was crawling across.) :)

Almost all suck. Especiialy when they are milking a dead cash cow.

the rhode island chainsaw massacre
-also-
john carpenter's escape from anchorage

Macbeth 2: Hey, look at that, it came out

Hahahahaha. I like. :)

Wow. That's...impressively stupid. (If you happen to remember, what scene was this in? I'll giggle even more if I can imagine what was happening onstage while the prop guy was crawling across.) :)
The scene where Polonius is sending Laertes off--one of the minor characters in the background lost the phone. That was inexcusable, but it is student theater. What happened later was worse, because it was the faculty director who made the error. The two actors playing Rosencrantz and Guilderstern doubled as the characters who come in at the end and say "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are dead" with only a minor costume change. The two actors were also very distinctive looking--a tall black man and an overweight Asian woman. It was like we'd wandered into a Becket play all of a sudden. And the guy playing Hamlet was so bad that there was audible laughter from the audience in his death scene.

Romeo and Juliet II: Tales from the Crypt?

Match Made In Heaven?

And as long as we're doing Shakespeare, how about:

Henry VI, Part IV: Because Three Mediocre Plays Just Weren't Enough

and

Romeo and Juliet II: Tales from the Crypt?

Random ideas:

The Hills Have Eyes 2: Ze Goggles Do Nothing!

Snakes on a Plane 2: More Mother****ing Snakes on More Mother****ing Planes!

Bush/Cheney for President 2008! (Screw the Constitution, We're Running Again!)

Wait a minute...

The scene where Polonius is sending Laertes off--one of the minor characters in the background lost the phone. That was inexcusable, but it is student theater. What happened later was worse, because it was the faculty director who made the error. The two actors playing Rosencrantz and Guilderstern doubled as the characters who come in at the end and say "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are dead" with only a minor costume change. The two actors were also very distinctive looking--a tall black man and an overweight Asian woman. It was like we'd wandered into a Becket play all of a sudden. And the guy playing Hamlet was so bad that there was audible laughter from the audience in his death scene.

Hee hee hee. :) I can't decide whether to wish I'd seen this, or to be very, very glad I didn't. It certainly sounds like a memorable experience.

Hee hee hee. :) I can't decide whether to wish I'd seen this, or to be very, very glad I didn't. It certainly sounds like a memorable experience.

The problems were legion. The most disturbing thing involved something outside the performance. I was there because I was teaching a lit class on Drama, and my students had to write a review. But some of my students were also Theater majors, and they were in a class where the teacher was a grad student--he was Hamlet--and he had them write a review of the performance as well. Many of them came to me and asked me for advice. I told them that I thought that was a conflict of interest, but that their options were to either give the teacher what they thought he wanted or go to the head of the department and complain about the assignment. I think they kissed his ass for the grade.

Pink Flamingos 2 : I Give Up, You Win
Titanic 2 : Waiter, There's Ice In My Drink
ET Enters A Roaming Zone
Phantom Of The Opera 2 : It Aint Over 'Till The Fat Lady Sings

The problems were legion. The most disturbing thing involved something outside the performance. I was there because I was teaching a lit class on Drama, and my students had to write a review. But some of my students were also Theater majors, and they were in a class where the teacher was a grad student--he was Hamlet--and he had them write a review of the performance as well. Many of them came to me and asked me for advice. I told them that I thought that was a conflict of interest, but that their options were to either give the teacher what they thought he wanted or go to the head of the department and complain about the assignment. I think they kissed his ass for the grade.

That's unfortunate. I actually had rather a similar experience in college, oddly enough - my Theatre 101 prof had us write a review of a show he directed. Luckily, his show was merely moderately bad rather than incredibly awful, so I got away with an honest A by just spending nine-tenths of my review discussing how nice the lighting and set design were.

Police Academy 100: The search for Osama
Rocky 60: The Cyberboxer menace

A brief history of the world 2: Ha ha, briefs.

I am not kidding, when I was doing dramaturgy in a screenwriting/playwrighting class someone actually tried to write that script.
I think they did that--it's called "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead." Which reminds me of the worst Hamlet performance ever--at my university.

At one performance, one of the actors had his mobile phone go off in his pocket while he was on stage, and when he went to turn it off, he dropped it and it skittered away from him, still ringing. He froze, and a prop guy crawled out on stage on hands and knees and retrieved it.

Then the performance got really bad.

The scene where Polonius is sending Laertes off--one of the minor characters in the background lost the phone. That was inexcusable, but it is student theater. What happened later was worse, because it was the faculty director who made the error. The two actors playing Rosencrantz and Guilderstern doubled as the characters who come in at the end and say "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are dead" with only a minor costume change. The two actors were also very distinctive looking--a tall black man and an overweight Asian woman. It was like we'd wandered into a Becket play all of a sudden. And the guy playing Hamlet was so bad that there was audible laughter from the audience in his death scene.

The problems were legion. The most disturbing thing involved something outside the performance. I was there because I was teaching a lit class on Drama, and my students had to write a review. But some of my students were also Theater majors, and they were in a class where the teacher was a grad student--he was Hamlet--and he had them write a review of the performance as well. Many of them came to me and asked me for advice. I told them that I thought that was a conflict of interest, but that their options were to either give the teacher what they thought he wanted or go to the head of the department and complain about the assignment. I think they kissed his ass for the grade.

I don't have anything to add, this is just one of the best things I've ever heard.

The Departed 2: They're All Still Dead

Gigli 2(Alright, the first one was unnecessary)

That's all I can think of...

Speed 3: The milkfloat will explode if it ges under 4 mph!

I love father ted.

Titanic II: Fuck It's Cold Down Here
already been done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4


Apocalypse Again: Kurtz kicks ass

The Shining II: Jack's back

Passion of the Christ 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGR8orfJiI&mode=related&search=

Land Before Time MIV. Wait, they already did. Fuck.

The Blues Brothers Ride Again: It's a Band Competition in Hell

We've all seen them--or seen the trailers at least--and wondered why anyone thought a sequel was necessary. At the top of my personal list here are the two(!) sequels to that piece of shit "Final Destination."

So here's the contest (http://www.originalalamo.com/sites/sequels/about.html). Or if you aren't a film making team and just want to toss out ideas for future unnecessary sequels, here's your shot. As big a bunch of movie geeks as we are around here, we ought to come up with some whoppers.

As for me, I'm thinking "The Passion 2: There's Something About Mary Magdalene." :D

History of the World Part 2: Jews in Space!

Snakes. On EVERY PLANE.
I know it's been said.

Phantom Of The Opera 2 : It Aint Over 'Till The Fat Lady Sings

Don't laugh. Apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber is making a sequel to Phantom of the Opera. Seems pretty unnecessary to me...not to mention beyond unfaithful to the book...considering that he, you know...DIED AT THE END OF THE BOOK! I'm really not sure it's the best idea; I liked the way the musical ended and how it was just sort of a mystery. I haven't yet read the book the he's basing the sequel on, so it could possibly be decent, but I doubt it since the only things I've heard about it from the fan community have been bad.

Home Alone 4: Family Court

The Matrix: The Matrix is a Matrix Within a Matrix
Lethal Weapon 5: Yet Another Tirade
American Pie: The Incident At the Bakery

Children of Men 2: Twins!

Junior 2: This Time, It's The Short Fat One's Turn To Get Pregnant

Die Hard 4...wait...;)

Titanic II: Fuck It's Cold Down Here
Twelve Angry Men And A Little Lady
Titanic 2 : Waiter, There's Ice In My Drink
Home Alone 4: Family Court
Children of Men 2: Twins!
Love them.

The Love Bug: Herbie gets pimped- with Tim Westwood

The Dukes of Hazzard 2: Daisy Does Dallas ;)

History of the World Part 2: Jews in Space!
Oi, you must be thinking of Spaceballs:The Movie.

How about "Spaceballs II: We've Still Got Tons of Merchandise from the Last Movie."

Home Alone 4: Family Court

There already is a Home Alone 4. I think it was a T.V. movie...but it does exist.

As for mine...

Back to the Future Part IV: The Search for Marty...'s cure.

There already is a Home Alone 4. I think it was a T.V. movie...but it does exist.

As for mine...

Back to the Future Part IV: The Search for Marty...'s cure.

Does anyone else find it curious that the same guy who wrote the teen classics "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles" also gave us "Home Alone"? I think Kevin Smith was right in "Dogma" when he had Serendipity (Salma Hayek) say "someone sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit."

Ocean's Fourteen
Blades of Glory 2: Starring Britney Spears and Paris Hilton...
Borat 2: Journey of UK to Betterment of Great Country Kazahkstan
The City (taken from the Village)

Does anyone else find it curious that the same guy who wrote the teen classics "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles" also gave us "Home Alone"? I think Kevin Smith was right in "Dogma" when he had Serendipity (Salma Hayek) say "someone sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit."

I LIKED Home Alone and Home Alone 2. I watched minor amounts of 3 before turning off that piece of shit and never even watched 4...hell, I'm not sure how I even heard of it, but, it exists...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0329200/

I LIKED Home Alone and Home Alone 2. I watched minor amounts of 3 before turning off that piece of shit and never even watched 4...hell, I'm not sure how I even heard of it, but, it exists...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0329200/

I'll give the original this much--it was watchable. I saw it a number of times; the hazard of being a parent of small children in a place where there's no cable. But it's certainly not the stuff of Hughes' earlier films. Even "Some Kind of Wonderful" was better.

C.H.U.D. II - BUD the CHUD

I think they did that--it's called "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead."

Well, you couldn't really call Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead a sequel, could you? I mean, it's happening at the same time as Hamlet...

all the chainsaw massacre ones whos covers i've seen

Snakes on a Train.

Sadly enough this one exists....

though I've never actually watched it, it could be a parody I suppose. Oh how I hope it's a parody.

JFK II: This time, it's personal
Jesus Christ Superstar II: Now 10 times the gay!

Well, you couldn't really call Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead a sequel, could you? I mean, it's happening at the same time as Hamlet...

It's been a few years since I've seen it, but I believe that it begins as Fortinbras takes over and discovers all the main players from Hamlet dead. Some of them reappear as ghosts and continue the story from there. Someone correct me if I'm horribly misremembering this.

It's already been done - the sequel to Desert Storm aka Operation Enduring Freedom. Shouldn't have been done.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2: The Knights in prison

A Midsummer Night's Dream 2: Divorce

It's been a few years since I've seen it, but I believe that it begins as Fortinbras takes over and discovers all the main players from Hamlet dead. Some of them reappear as ghosts and continue the story from there. Someone correct me if I'm horribly misremembering this.

You're horribly misremebering this. ;) It's about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern when they are supposed to escort Hamlet to be executed. It actually incorprates a few scenes from Hamlet, too.

Braveheart 2: The Bruce Cuts Loose

You're horribly misremebering this. ;) It's about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern when they are supposed to escort Hamlet to be executed. It actually incorprates a few scenes from Hamlet, too.

God, you're right. I was thinking of Fortinbras by Lee Blessing. Had to look it up to get the title right. I'm seriously embarrassed right now.

Braveheart 2: The Bruce Cuts Loose

I dunno about that, I personally would like to see a movie made about the Bruce's push for independence for Scotland, albeit one more faithful to history than Braveheart.

You got a point there. A well done Braveheart sequel wouldn't be bad. Lets see if I can come up with something better

Cube 3: Super-Hypercube

Twelve Angry Men And A Little Lady
That sounds more like a pron movie than a sequel.


Basic Instinct III: nothing left to show.

Saving Private Ryan II: whoops, he's dead.

Castaway II: The search for Wilson.

presumably it's already been mentioned, but how bout:

Titanic 2: Jack's Back

Cube 3: Super-Hypercube
don't laugh. They'll prob make it. They've already done a 'prequel': Cube Zero

Cube 3 would probably be called:
Cube 3: cashing in.

(though cube cubed is more like it)

Bill and Ted 3: Some Kind of Bogus

don't laugh. They'll prob make it. They've already done a 'prequel': Cube Zero

Cube 3 would probably be called:
Cube 3: cashing in.

(though cube cubed is more like it)

Yeah, it truly frightens me the number of shoddy sequels Sci-Fi Channel Pictures puts out.

If I ever see another Boa vs. Python vs. Anaconda vs. Giant Spiders being produced by them I'm going to lose what little sanity I have left.


Also: The Matrix 4

personally I always thought the Highlander sequels were useless and stupid.

"there is only one" :eek:

anyway, I'm thinking.....

bbl

Sleepless in Seatle 2: The Joy of Sedatives

personally I always thought the Highlander sequels were useless and stupid.

"there is only one" :eek:

anyway, I'm thinking.....

bbl

Hey! You're back! :)

Yeah, and the Blade Runner sequels were pretty unnecessary as well. The novels, I mean.

Plan 10 From Outer Space

Joe's Apartment 2

Wayne's World 2



..Oh

Wayne's World 2



..Oh

heheh, good one

i swear every time i see the title of this thread i read it as 'unnecessary squirrels' and i wonder what the poor squirrel did wrong.

i swear every time i see the title of this thread i read it as 'unnecessary squirrels' and i wonder what the poor squirrel did wrong.

They came back!:p

Kill Bill Volume Three: Because we know two movies of random fighting isn't enough.

[QUOTE=The Nazz;12525275]God, you're right. I was thinking of Fortinbras by Lee Blessing. Had to look it up to get the title right. I'm seriously embarrassed right now.
QUOTE]

Clearly, you need to reread Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

(Of course, it should be noted that I tend to recommend reading and rereading R&G to everyone, seeing as it's quite possibly my favorite play. :) )

Cast Away 2: The UPS Version

King Kong 2: Big Gorilla Carcass Fracas

Ghandi 2: I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

Apocalypse Later
Second Greatest Story Ever Told
Ex-pat Cane
Cop 1 and a Half

Clearly, you need to reread Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

(Of course, it should be noted that I tend to recommend reading and rereading R&G to everyone, seeing as it's quite possibly my favorite play. :) )

Agreeed. The play is certainly VERY good. In fact, I don't just recommend READING it. I say go SEE it. That, and Waiting for Godot.

Clearly, you need to reread Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

(Of course, it should be noted that I tend to recommend reading and rereading R&G to everyone, seeing as it's quite possibly my favorite play. :) )

I'll put it on my July list. That's about the first time I'll have the chance to read anything other than what I'm teaching and my students' essays. And if you've never read Fortinbras, I highly recommend it. I had the chance to play the ghost of Polonius when I was in college, but I couldn't afford the time away from work for practices. Wish I'd found a way.

Tomcats 2: Because We Hate You

Rocky VI: Or was it Rocky V?

Crocadile Dundee 3: The adventures of Donk.

Pirates of the Caribbean IV: Jack Sparrow v. Dread Pirate Roberts

The Hills Have Eyes 3: This Time It's the Hills That Are Alive, and It's Not with the Sound of Music

Rocky XVII: Damn doesn't he ever lose?

Speed 3: Air Traffic Control

Clerks 3: I'm Still Not Supposed To Be Here

Clerks 3: I'm Still Not Supposed To Be Here

Clerks 3: Two-hundred and thirty-seven ?!?!

armageddon 2: it's getting a bit starship troopers round here.

starship troopers 2: need moar raid

starship troopers 2: need moar raid

Been done (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367093/). Can't say that I saw it, but there it is.

Been done (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367093/). Can't say that I saw it, but there it is.

ach, i like my title better :p

or perhaps, starship troopers 2: rentokil in space

Withnail And II

Office Space II: It's Still _MY_ Stapler.

Been done (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367093/). Can't say that I saw it, but there it is.

don't ever see it

Withnail And II

rofl :D

don't ever see it

I thought the first one sucked balls, so I can't ever imagine wanting to see the sequel.

Keep Running, Lola, There Are Infinite Universes You Know.

eig8ht: I've invented a new sin

The eighth seal: Death cheats at chess

A few more good men: Baghdad & Haditha

Gladiator II: Nero

We've all seen them--or seen the trailers at least--and wondered why anyone thought a sequel was necessary. At the top of my personal list here are the two(!) sequels to that piece of shit "Final Destination."

So here's the contest (http://www.originalalamo.com/sites/sequels/about.html). Or if you aren't a film making team and just want to toss out ideas for future unnecessary sequels, here's your shot. As big a bunch of movie geeks as we are around here, we ought to come up with some whoppers.

As for me, I'm thinking "The Passion 2: There's Something About Mary Magdalene." :D

Tarantino needs to stop making films. Grindhouse was right up there with "Mars Needs Women" in terms of cinematic abominations.

Office Space II: It's Still _MY_ Stapler.

^^http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Cookesland/xptdr.gif

Spaceballs 3:The Search for Spaceballs 2:The Search for More Money

The Departed 2: Mark Wahlberg Screaming Loudly About the Fact that Everyone Else is Dead

Home Alone 4: Family Court

This is my favorite

Equilibruim II: Preston meets Neo

Star Trek XI: 'till we get it right

Star Wars Trilogy V3.5 : This cow ain't empty yet

Star Wars prequel Trilogy V2.0 : We're just getting started

Escape from Chicago

Kingdom of Heaven II: The Rematch

Lord of the Rings Trilogy V2.0 : If George can do it...

My Dinner With Andre 2: The Check

Pelle the Destroyer (For all you art-house fans.)

The Whole Eleven Yards

Finding Nemo 2: The Spawning

RECALL -- Toy Story 3

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: The Quest for the Longest Combination of Movie Title and Marketing Scheme

Showboys (and don't think for a minute that Verhoeven wouldn't do it.)

Blade 4: Boyz in the Camarillo

Stephen King's Christine: Second Gear

Searching for Deep Blue

Lorenzo's Vinegar

Howard's Beginning

American Pie: Syphilis

The General's Other Daughter

Gone With the Dead: A Beautiful Corpse

Gone in 59 Seconds

Pocahontas 2: Smallpox

I better stop...

Rosemary’s 2nd baby: look who’s demonic too.

Daddy daycare 2 (enough said I think)

Milo and Otis 2: hanging out at home

Snow White 2: the honeymoon (where the prince ends up wishing he hadn't woken her up.....)

Still waiting for Godot: Where is the bastard? He said he'd be here by now!

Terminator 4: Governor of California, Leader of the Free World.

George Bush II

My Big Fat Greek Divorce Case.

Mating Season (Open Season 2)

Employee of the Year: What are things you should be proud of, Alex?

See No Evil: Because wrestlers deserve sequels 2

Million Dollar Body

Team America 2, Pissing Off The World Again

Deja Deja Vu

The Simpsons Movie 2

don't laugh. They'll prob make it. They've already done a 'prequel': Cube Zero

Cube 3 would probably be called:
Cube 3: cashing in.

(though cube cubed is more like it)Cube3: Rubick strikes back.

Lord of the Rings Trilogy V2.0 : If George can do it...favorite bit of trivia. Jackson walked up to the two screenwriters (sorry, their names escape me) after LotR:RotK and said, "I got the rights to The Silmarillion, interested?"
their reply... "Oh HELL NO!!!"

Deja Deja VuIt's Deja Vu all over again.


Rocky Horror Picture Show III: Revenge of the Trans-sexual Transvestite from Transilvania

Star Wars: The Second Christmas Special

South Park II: Revenge of the Canadians!

Jason Vs Freddy: Meyers Strikes!

Scary Movie 5

It's A Wonderful Life 2: No more mister nice guy.

Which comedy series is it where someone refers to It's A Wonderful Life: The Director's Cut? Apparently, with the original 'killing spree' ending left in. What a great image: "Merry Christmas bank!" [Fires rocket launcher.]

[i]Spoiler

Way to ruin the movie I just fucking bought dick. :mad:

I thought the first one sucked balls, so I can't ever imagine wanting to see the sequel.

first way better then the second

All the President's Men: The Road to Oz

It's A Wonderful Life 2: No more mister nice guy.

Which comedy series is it where someone refers to It's A Wonderful Life: The Director's Cut? Apparently, with the original 'killing spree' ending left in. What a great image: "Merry Christmas bank!" [Fires rocket launcher.]
The Simpsons iirc. Mel Gibson asks Homer for help on his remake. And of course Homer screws it up

Been done (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367093/). Can't say that I saw it, but there it is.
It was a true cinematic masterpiece, right up there with LA MOMIA AZTECA CONTRA EL ROBOT HUMANO.

Thirteenth Night: Malvolio's Revenge (the slasher-horror sequel to Shakespeare's Twelfth Night)

It was a true cinematic masterpiece, right up there with LA MOMIA AZTECA CONTRA EL ROBOT HUMANO.

Thirteenth Night: Malvolio's Revenge (the slasher-horror sequel to Shakespeare's Twelfth Night)
I would pay to see that. Hell, on a bad night, I might write it.

Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolution
Fight Club 2:I am Jack's Prison Sentence.
Teh Grudge 3: The Curse finds the Internet.
The Ring 3: Mommy made me do it!
Sixty-6:We Drive Impala's . . . What?

Way to ruin the movie I just fucking bought dick. :mad:

You bought dick? I don't think you should do that. I heard it has a huge potential for spreading disease when you buy it.

Star Wars: A very Jedi Christmas Special.

The Return of Howard the Duck

Swamp Thing: Operation Katrina Recovery!

any sequal to a Sci Fi original Movie.

You bought dick? I don't think you should do that. I heard it has a huge potential for spreading disease when you buy it. only if it's used and not properly cleaned and maintained. otherwise, it should be safe.


tho one can't say anything about the prick attatched to that dick...

any sequal to a Sci Fi original Movie.

Naw, Children of Dune wasn't too terrible.

Naw, Children of Dune wasn't too terrible.

ah, but that was baised off of a book that already had another one in the series that was turned into a movie... hardly "Original" ;)

ah, but that was baised off of a book that already had another one in the series that was turned into a movie... hardly "Original" ;)

So you say the same thing about their Dune 2000? In which case, I agree. Although I'd say that the unnecessary sequels rule applies to the "original" as well. :p

Return to 20,000 Leagues Below the Sea: Man there's a lot of water down here.

8 Mile 2: I'm Still, I'm Still Marshall From The Hood *cough*trailerpark*cough*

It was a true cinematic masterpiece, right up there with LA MOMIA AZTECA CONTRA EL ROBOT HUMANO.

Thirteenth Night: Malvolio's Revenge (the slasher-horror sequel to Shakespeare's Twelfth Night)

Hee hee hee. That sounds fabulous.

"Make me wear yellow stockings, will you? How about I make yellow stockings out of your SKIN?! MWA HA HA HA!"

"Run, Sebastian! Run!"

"Dammit, Orsino, I told you to stop calling me that alread-ACK HE'S CROSS-GARTERING MY THROAT *gurgle*"

I would pay to see that. Hell, on a bad night, I might write it.
Just as long as you remember to include the twist ending where it turns out that the real murderer is the hermaphrodite-triplet of Sebastian and Viola. I'd hate to see Bard's original vision be betrayed by anything less.

Event Horizon II: What's that rift in space?

Damn.. I just realised I'd rather like to see that one.

OK, perhaps..

The Heist II: Because the fist could've been worse

Plot: A bunch of old farts try to steal each other's medicaid, as slowly and with as little dialogue as possible to avoid suffering heart attacks.

Personally I'd rather watch "Titanic II: Damn it's cold down here" 500 times in a row than watch the first Heist flick. Speaking of which... Titanic II was already made, wasn't it? - Some long, dull thing about subs floundering about, doing nothing in particular for a couple of hours, while the Mr.Fantastic director of Titanic held an even duller speech.