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As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

lawl

.. wait..

What?

-snip-

Pretty sure this counts as trolling.

This is either funny or funny and slightly sad.Why not both? :D

This is either funny or funny and slightly sad.

I thought Christmas was Jesus' birthday and Easter was his resurrection.

I thought Jesus was a Capricorn?

tttthhhhhhh.....

awkward

Birth? I thought it was his resurrection.

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

Ok......

no, i geddit.

it goes birth, then death.
he died, so next is birth.
and hence, his birthday
obviously

.. wait..

What?

lawl

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

Pretty sure this counts as trolling.

Why not both? :D

I thought Christmas was Jesus' birthday and Easter was his resurrection.

This is either funny or funny and slightly sad.

I thought Jesus was a Capricorn?

tttthhhhhhh.....

awkward

Birth? I thought it was his resurrection.

Ok......

Quoted everyone for the hell of it :D

Is this a troll and run?

Birthday?


I'm so confused.:confused:

everything I knew about christianity is wrong...

tttthhhhhhh.....

awkward
So true - if I didn't know who posted it, that is. The OP would do well to pick puppets that aren't actually known to be his puppets before making threads like this. Tsk. :p

Birth? I thought it was his resurrection.

That's what they want you to think...

They got mixed up at one point, but everyone was too busy commandeering pagan festivals to notice.

is this supposed to be a thread about the sainsbury's website gaff? a link or something would be good.

Why not both? :D

That's kind of redundant... funny is obviously a component of "funny and slightly sad"...

Which one it is depends on whether the OP is a joke or not.

I LOL'd at this. Congrats, this is officially the dumbest thread ever. :D

So true - if I didn't know who posted it, that is. The OP would do well to pick puppets that aren't actually known to be his puppets before making threads like this. Tsk. :p
Stop ruining the fun.

Fun ruiner.

no, i geddit.

it goes birth, then death.
he died, so next is birth.
and hence, his birthday
obviously

Makes....some sense?

That's what they want you to think...


let em believe whatever they want ;)

Stop ruining the fun.

Fun ruiner.Stop being so grumpy.

Grumpy be-er.

no, i geddit.

it goes birth, then death.
he died, so next is birth.
and hence, his birthday
obviously

coming back as a zombie counts as a second birthday? por que?

Huh, huh, huh, nooooooooooooooo....

What's your second guess?

coming back as a zombie counts as a second birthday? por que?

Everyone knows that was actually Malaclypse the Elder.

I just noticed. It's not jesus's birthday it's his brithday.

That clears everything up. *nods*

So true - if I didn't know who posted it, that is. The OP would do well to pick puppets that aren't actually known to be his puppets before making threads like this. Tsk. :p

It's a puppet?

So no one is actually this stupid?

:(

Stop being so grumpy.

Grumpy be-er.

Nu-uh...I would have let the good times roll. You ran them over and then spit on them. Runer overer and spitter oner!

It's a puppet?

So no one is actually this stupid?

:(

Of course they are, just not this time around.

It's a puppet?

So no one is actually this stupid?

:(

Of course they are, just not this time around.

Stop ruining the fun.

Fun ruiner.

And she's not even Swedish!

Nu-uh...I would have let the good times roll. You ran them over and then spit on them. Runer overer and spitter oner!
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

Cryer maker!

I shall run you over and spit on you as soon as I find my hankie.

Nu-uh...I would have let the good times roll.

*plays the Cars "Let the Good Times Roll" in the background*

Cryer maker!

I shall run you over and spit on you as soon as I find my hankie.

:D I'd lend you mine but...

And she's not even Swedish!

She is wannabe, though.

I just noticed. It's not jesus's birthday it's his brithday.

That clears everything up. *nods*
the day that Jesus got circumcised?? they waited until he was 4 months old? brith is circumcision in hebrew...

:D I'd lend you mine but...
Snotty!

She is wannabe, though.You wish.

What has Easter got to do with Jesus anyway?

It's to celebrate the story of how the Easter Bunny was drowned in Chocolate by the evil Carob people, only to be resurrected 3 days later, bursting forth from a giant Kinder Surprise egg.

You wish.

No, more like I sympathise with the Swiss.

while you're online Fass, have you seen 'Direktören för det hele'?
I'm thinking of going to see it tonight, but want to know if it's worth it.

while you're online Fass, have you seen 'Direktören för det hele'?
I'm thinking of going to see it tonight, but want to know if it's worth it.

/hijack! :eek:

What has Easter got to do with Jesus anyway?

It's to celebrate the story of how the Easter Bunny was drowned in Chocolate by the evil Carob people, only to be resurrected 3 days later, bursting forth from a giant Kinder Surprise egg.

I'm clueless myself so I'll just go with what I learned from the last South Park episode.

Jesus wants the pope to be a rabbit! :eek:

while you're online Fass, have you seen 'Direktören för det hele'?
I'm thinking of going to see it tonight, but want to know if it's worth it.

I believe that film is Danish. No, I have not seen it.

Makes....some sense?

The only sense it makes is nonsense. Not that I'm against nonsense, just that it tastes a little funny, like I can't believe it's not sense.

/hijack! :eek:
you say that like it's a bad thing.

you say that like it's a bad thing.

Is it possible to hijack a spam thread? Poll please!

Stop being so grumpy.

Grumpy be-er.

Nu-uh...I would have let the good times roll. You ran them over and then spit on them. Runer overer and spitter oner!

Girls girls why don't you stop fighting and make up with a kiss.

With tongue.

Girls girls why don't you stop fighting and make up with a kiss.

With tongue.

Hey now, I've paid to see that, so you can't get it for free, unless it's a sorority party.

Girls girls why don't you stop fighting and make up with a kiss.

With tongue.
Nothing doing, old lecher. 5:30am, time for bed. Alone, too.

Girls girls why don't you stop fighting and make up with a kiss.

With tongue.

In this case, fighting would be for them but making up is just for us. They may not care to do anything for our benefit.

*shakes head sadly*

Nothing doing, old lecher. 5:30am, time for bed. Alone, too.

oh for the love of...you're older than I am!

The other part is pretty accurate though.......

Isn't this a recurring gag on NSG? I think I remember something like this thread popping up a few years ago...

What has Easter got to do with Jesus anyway?

It's to celebrate the story of how the Easter Bunny was drowned in Chocolate by the evil Carob people, only to be resurrected 3 days later, bursting forth from a giant Kinder Surprise egg.

You'd better hope the Christians are wrong about the universe.

Nothing doing, old lecher. 5:30am, time for bed. Alone, too.

So quickly you spurn my affections. (before they were even offered...damn, that IS quick!)

the day that Jesus got circumcised?? they waited until he was 4 months old? brith is circumcision in hebrew...? that would be Epiphany.

rofl troll or just out for a little fun.

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

Uhh... no.

I believe that the Byzantine emperor Constantine set that to be December 25th in 325AD...

right?

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

God Bless you and your family.

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

Well, who wants to be chomping down on a chocolate Jesus? Or what sane parent would spread grape jelly in the yard and tell kids "Let's find Jesus!"

:p

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny

So basically, the Bunny is a sign of fertility (Ever hear of the expression Screwing like rabbits?) and as for the eggs, the Greeks use to paint eggs red to show the renewal of life and later on the blood of Jesus Christ, green is also used.

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

The hare and rabbit are symbols of fertility, egg is the symbol of rebirth - it's no coincidence that Easter is around Spring - the original festival was a celebration of the arrival of Spring, the birthing of new animals and the rebirth of the earth after a cold, dead winter.

Sweets made as rabbits seem to have originated in Germany in the 1500's and brought to America by German settlers, from there they've been commoditised into the Easter we have today.

Happy Easter to one and all, both Christians and other.

Spanked by Wilgrove and his wikipedic wiles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny

So basically, the Bunny is a sign of fertility (Ever hear of the expression Screwing like rabbits?) and as for the eggs, the Greeks use to paint eggs red to show the renewal of life and later on the blood of Jesus Christ, green is also used.to represent Vulcan/Romulan blood?

to represent Vulcan/Romulan blood?

Comon, Green, Spring, it's Leprechaun blood!

What? I thought it was the day they invented chocolate, or something.

Comon, Green, Spring, it's Leprechaun blood!what?

Related question... Why do they call the Friday before Easter "Good Friday"???

I really doubt Jesus thought it was a good Friday.

:rolleyes: If everyone else is going to muck around I guess I might as well too.

Gather 'round and I shall tell you the story of Judas the TK'ing f***tard and his victory over Jebus, the dirty hacking respawn monkey.

:rolleyes: If everyone else is going to muck around I guess I might as well too.

Gather 'round and I shall tell you the story of Judas the TK'ing f***tard and his victory over Jebus, the dirty hacking respawn monkey.Jebus??? Jebus was the home of the Jebusites before the Israelites captured it and renamed it Jerusalem.

Jebus??? Jebus was the home of the Jebusites before the Israelites captured it and renamed it Jerusalem.

Given it's his Brithday according to the topic header, I'm not sure spelling is relevant in this thread :)

Related question... Why do they call the Friday before Easter "Good Friday"???

Because Jesus's death is needed for the resurrection and the whole of Christian belief.

Given it's his Brithday according to the topic header, I'm not sure spelling is relevant in this thread :)Btw, the Israelites did not make the Jebusites (who were a remnant of the Hyksos expelled from Egypt, i.e. Indo-Europeans) leave, they rather merged with them.

Because Jesus's death is needed for the resurrection and the whole of Christian belief.Jesus's death was needed as human sacrifice for the placation of god for the forgiveness of Adam's sin. Given the supposedly divine nature of Jesus, the resurrection was no big deal. His death was.

Jesus's death was needed as human sacrifice for the placation of god for the forgiveness of Adam's sin. Given the supposedly divine nature of Jesus, the resurrection was no big deal. His death was.

Without the resurrection, there is no Christianity. I'd say that's a pretty big deal.

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

Yes,why 'tis the birthday of the king of men. He rises again!


Yet...hang on...he was only around for a few hours...few biased witnesses...

Oh, so it -must- be true.

Religion is disgusting.

"You know Jesus wasn't married. No wife lets you come home after being gone for three days and your excuse is, 'I was dead.' " -Sam Kinison

Without the resurrection, there is no Christianity. I'd say that's a pretty big deal.And? Jesus wasn't there to create Christianity, he was there to save humanity by his sacrifice. That is, supposedly.

And? Jesus wasn't there to create Christianity, he was there to save humanity by his sacrifice. That is, supposedly.

True, but His followers might have been considerably less impressed if He didn't show up again after His death to have a few beers before catching His flight to heaven. ;)

And? Jesus wasn't there to create Christianity, he was there to save humanity by his sacrifice. That is, supposedly.

If God wanted to save humanity from his sins, he could have just clicked his fingers and done so from the heavens, presumably leaving a race of perfect robots in the place of humanity.

Instead, he sent his son, to give us the choice as to whether we turn away from evil. In order to have that choice, we need to be aware of the Good News.

True, but His followers might have been considerably less impressed if He didn't show up again after His death to have a few beers before catching His flight to heaven. ;):rolleyes: "Jesus wasn't there to create Christianity, he was there to save humanity by his sacrifice." What goddamn followers are of any relevance in this?

:rolleyes: "Jesus wasn't there to create Christianity, he was there to save humanity by his sacrifice." What goddamn followers are of any relevance in this?

Methinks you ought to pay more attention to the names of the people you're quoting. :)

:rolleyes: "Jesus wasn't there to create Christianity, he was there to save humanity by his sacrifice." What goddamn followers are of any relevance in this?

Oh, you know: Peter, Paul, Simon, Luke. Those guys. Remember that Peter denied knowing Jesus three times, and reconfirmed his love and devotion to Jesus three times after the resurrection. *nod*

Oh, you know: Peter, Paul, Simon, Luke. Those guys. Remember that Peter denied knowing Jesus three times, and reconfirmed his love and devotion to Jesus three times after the resurrection. *nod*Oh, Peter, Paul, Simon, Luke, died too, being sons of god, taking away the original sin? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/confused/confused0028.gif

Oh, you know: Peter, Paul, Simon, Luke. Those guys. Remember that Peter denied knowing Jesus three times, and reconfirmed his love and devotion to Jesus three times after the resurrection. *nod*

Seems Peter was a rather shifty chap then

Oh, Peter, Paul, Simon, Luke, died too, being sons of god, taking away the original sin? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/confused/confused0028.gif

I like you. You're silly. :)

Faith in Jesus and His message is what grants us eternal life in Heaven. Peter, Paul, Luke and Simon took the early steps in making sure we got the message. After all, it's hard to believe Christ's sacrifice saved us if we never heard of it. :p And if Jesus stayed dead, Peter, Paul, Simon and Luke probably would have taken up golf. ;)

Seems Peter was a rather shifty chap then

Yes, well Paul never even met Jesus until after His death. :)

I like you. You're silly. :)

Faith in Jesus and His message is what grants us eternal life in Heaven. Peter, Paul, Luke and Simon took the early steps in making sure we got the message. After all, it's hard to believe Christ's sacrifice saved us if we never heard of it. :p And if Jesus stayed dead, Peter, Paul, Simon and Luke probably would have taken up golf. ;)Um, isn't it Jesus' death what takes away the sin? Once and for all?

Yes, well Paul never even met Jesus until after His death.I really don't know what Paul met when he fell off that horse...

Um, isn't it Jesus' death what takes away the sin? Once and for all?

Nope. Faith does. *nod*

Yes, well Paul never even met Jesus until after His death. :)

Though I understand they had a brief encounter on the road to Damascus :)

It's an oddity that it's Good Friday only in English - in German for example, it's Mourning Friday

Edit: I see the capitalised 'His', I thought you meant Paul's death as a reference to his entering Heaven

Nope. Faith does. *nod*So Jesus died for nothing?

So Jesus died for nothing?

Jesus' death was part of His message for our salvation; that devotion is absolute. *nod*

Though I understand they had a brief encounter on the road to Damascus That was after Jesus' death.

How? And according to who?

How? With duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape. And that's according to me. :)

Jesus' death was part of His message for our salvation; that devotion is absolute. *nod*How? And according to who?

How? With duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape. And that's according to me. :)

Yes, duct tape fixes everything

Yours,

High Priest of the Ductian Hordes

How? With duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape. And that's according to me. Duct tape? You must be a true prophet of god, the almighty Marduct.

Duct tape? You must be a true prophet of god, the almighty Marduct.

Jesus spends a lot of time with me. I make Him laugh. :)

And some of my antics involving duct tape are legendary. :D

Jesus spends a lot of time with me. I make Him laugh.

Reminds me... (http://imdb.com/title/tt0120655/quotes)

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

But not the funniest line, which was:

Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

Jesus spends a lot of time with me. I make Him laugh.You have His bones?

You have His bones?

That's kind of personal, don't you think?

Birthday of an asshole who never existed?

http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=28543

Birthday of an asshole who never existed?

There is no doubt that Jesus existed. Historical records show that he did. The question is whether he is the Son of God.

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus, I would like to thank Him for all that He helped me and my wife achieve in our 30some years on earth. From our expected child, to our great wealth and our respective families.

Jesus is our Lord, and we must praise Him!

We shall celebrate His birth on this Holy day in April.

Thank you Jesus, I love You.

Amen.

DUDE!! He was, theoreticly, born in December. Not in Apirl.

Reminds me... (http://imdb.com/title/tt0120655/quotes)

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

But not the funniest line, which was:

Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

I like this one:

Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.

*nod* :)

Birthday of an asshole who never existed?This is NOT christmas, honey.

There is no doubt that Jesus existed. Historical records show that he did. The question is whether he is the Son of God.Or which god's son...

DUDE!! He was, theoreticly, born in December. Not in Apirl.

Actually, There's a pretty good chance He was born in April. April or May. *nod*

I like this one:

Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.

*nod* :)

I prefer...

Rufus: He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it.
Bethany: Having beliefs isn't good?
Rufus: I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant.

There is no doubt that Jesus existed. Historical records show that he did. The question is whether he is the Son of God.

Only the gospels.

The next is Tacitus, writing in 115CE about events in 64CE

Tacitus wrote:

"To dispel the rumour, Nero substituted as culprits, and treated with the most extreme punishments, some people, popularly known as Christians, whose disgraceful activities were notorious. The originator of that name, Christus, had been executed when Tiberius was Emperor, by order of the procurator Pontius Pilatus. But the deadly cult, though checked for a time, was now breaking out again not only in Judea, the birthplace of this evil, but even throughout Rome, where all the nasty and disgusting ideas from all over the world pour in and find a ready following."
Annals 15 : 44.

The punishment for blasphemy was stoning, the punishment for political agitation, however, was crucifixion

It's most likely Jesus was a political agitator against Roman rule, a Robin Hood if you will

DUDE!! He was, theoreticly, born in December. Not in Apirl.

Meh, given that he was apparently born before 4 BC and in 6 AD quibbling about the month seems kind of irrelevant. :p

Actually, There's a pretty good chance He was born in April. April or May. *nod*

If he was a Gemini then his horoscope today would be the following (http://my.horoscope.com/getHoroscope.asp?sign=3&day=8&month=4&year=2007):

Dealing with close relatives can often be something of a fraught experience and today is no exception. A family member badly wants you to get involved in a special event that in all honesty you would rather ignore. However, by putting your feelings to one side on this occasion there may some wonderful rewards in the future.

:eek:

Birthday of an asshole who never existed?

http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=28543

Is that really necessary? Besides, if he never existed then he couldn't have been an asshole.[/logic]

If he was a Gemini then his horoscope today would be the following (http://my.horoscope.com/getHoroscope.asp?sign=3&day=8&month=4&year=2007):



:eek:

Nutty. :)

Well, who wants to be chomping down on a chocolate Jesus? Or what sane parent would spread grape jelly in the yard and tell kids "Let's find Jesus!"

:pI so totally don't get the grape jelly thing. :(
Don't look at me like that, I just woke up! <.<


Sweets made as rabbits seem to have originated in Germany in the 1500's and brought to America by German settlers.:cool:

If he was a Gemini then his horoscope today would be the following (http://my.horoscope.com/getHoroscope.asp?sign=3&day=8&month=4&year=2007):



:eek: Awesomeness.

If he was a Gemini then his horoscope today would be the following (http://my.horoscope.com/getHoroscope.asp?sign=3&day=8&month=4&year=2007)

so that's why we did it where we did

There is no doubt that Jesus existed. Historical records show that he did. The question is whether he is the Son of God.
In your very private collection, I suppose?
It's no proof or evidence of that existence, appart from religious minded zealots.
I wonder if you wanted to spell it "hysterical records".

Nothing personnal.

Birthday of an asshole who never existed?
Oh, I'm pretty sure Jesus had an asshole. So that did exist.

though isn't there some religious frame of thought that theorises that Jesus, being 'perfect' and the son-of-Dog didn't perform ablutions and other messy human activities?

In which case, you're correct: His asshole has indeed never existed.

Actually, There's a pretty good chance He was born in April. April or May. *nod*

Right, why would not the Shepherd be born amongst the lambs?

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

Perhaps he was reincarnated as the easter bunny after his ascension. This way he can continue to spread goodwill and chocolate, without raising too many eyebrows.

Anyway, happy birth/resurrection big guy!

http://files.myopera.com/creepyoller/albums/238031/thumbs/YMCA.jpg_thumb.jpg

I will so go to hell for laughing out loud at this. <.<

see you there

http://files.myopera.com/creepyoller/albums/238031/thumbs/YMCA.jpg_thumb.jpg

I will so go to hell for laughing out loud at this. <.<

I will so go to hell for laughing out loud at this. <.<

It'll be fucking worth it.

It'll be fucking worth it.
Oh, it will. *giggles*

http://files.myopera.com/creepyoller/albums/238031/thumbs/YMCA.jpg_thumb.jpg

LMAO! Saved.

coming back as a zombie counts as a second birthday? por que?

Do you mean the French for 'why', being 'pourqoui'?

Also, I hereby award this thread the (somewhat dubious) honour of being the most stupid thread in history.

Ilaer

Do you mean the French for 'why', being 'pourqoui'?

Also, I hereby award this thread the (somewhat dubious) honour of being the most stupid thread in history.

Ilaer

YMCA Jesus saves, surely?

Right, why would not the Shepherd be born amongst the lambs?But he was a carpenter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpenters_%28band%29)...

YMCA Jesus saves, surely?

?

Ilaer

http://files.myopera.com/creepyoller/albums/238031/thumbs/YMCA.jpg_thumb.jpg

^^^

^^^

Ah.
No. No, it doesn't. It really doesn't.

Ilaer

Ah.
No. No, it doesn't. It really doesn't.

Ilaer

:(

:(

Sorry. It can't.
Look. big puppy dog eyes don't work on me...
It can't save this thread.

Ilaer

Sorry. It can't.
Look. big puppy dog eyes don't work on me...
It can't save this thread.

Ilaer

59734

Anyway, what I think OP might mean is that he was resurrected....but it certainly isn't his birthday....

59734

Anyway, what I think OP might mean is that he was resurrected....but it certainly isn't his birthday....

Well, kittens might manage it...
I do adore them...

Ilaer

I will so go to hell for laughing out loud at this. <.<
i feel the flames already

59734

Anyway, what I think OP might mean is that he was resurrected....but it certainly isn't his birthday....
has the OP even returned to the thread? not quite the reception he was looking for methinks...

Oh, you took the fall for me. Why, thank you. :)
i was on my way already. anyone else want me to take a fall on my way down for them too?

i feel the flames alreadyOh, you took the fall for me? Why, thank you. :)

Well..... Good Friday celebrates his death . . . and Easter is his resu-erection. YMCA Jesus did save the thread! Fluffles all around! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Well..... Good Friday celebrates his death . . . and Easter is his resu-erection. YMCA Jesus did save the thread! Fluffles all around! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*shoots*
He didn't. Really, he didn't.

Ilaer

Umm. . . how is this not spam/locked by now?

/killjoy

Umm. . . how is this not spam/locked by now?

/killjoy

Bah, it was spam already. After all, the OP seems to think that Easter is a celebration of the birthday of Jesus.

Ilaer

And don't be a killjoy. It doesn't suit you. It suits me.

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Easter_Special

has the OP even returned to the thread? not quite the reception he was looking for methinks...Well, after he realized that Easter is neither the brithday nor the birthday of Jesus, he just hid in a dark cave and rolled a heavy stone to block the entrance...

http://files.myopera.com/creepyoller/albums/238031/thumbs/YMCA.jpg_thumb.jpg

Hooray! :D

The one thing I've never been able to figure out about Easter: what does an egg-laying rabit have to do with the zombification of Jesus?

If you don't already know, then you probably aren't supposed to know. *nods knowingly*

http://files.myopera.com/creepyoller/albums/238031/thumbs/YMCA.jpg_thumb.jpg

On the off chance that Christianity is correct, I'm so damned for laughing at this, but it's hysterically funny.:D

On the off chance that Christianity is correct, I'm so damned for laughing at this, but it's hysterically funny.:D

Christ does not damn laughter. In fact, He laughed when I showed Him too. :)

Christ does not damn laughter. In fact, He laughed when I showed Him too. :)

:D :)

As Easter is celebrated for the birth of our Saviour Jesus

Uh, right.
You fail at Sunday School.

Birthday of an asshole who never existed?

http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=28543

Flamebaiting.

DUDE!! He was, theoreticly, born in December. Not in Apirl.

Wrong. The December date was set because the church decided that to set the celebration of Christ's birth during Saturnalia would encourage the pagans to convert -- it's from Saturnalia that the gift-giving tradition comes.

The shepherds in the tale tell us that it was during lambing season that Christ was born -- so it probably WAS in the spring sometime. Some people do set it around April as the "actual" time of his birth.

Wrong. The December date was set because the church decided that to set the celebration of Christ's birth during Saturnalia would encourage the pagans to convert -- it's from Saturnalia that the gift-giving tradition comes.

The shepherds in the tale tell us that it was during lambing season that Christ was born -- so it probably WAS in the spring sometime.

So Jesus was a Pisces?

So Jesus was a Pisces?

Or an Aries.

So Jesus was a Pisces?

It would explain the motif of the fishes....


Loaves and fishes....
fisher of men...
the Jesus-fish....

:D

Don't wanna burst your bubble but Christmas is a celebration of Jesus' birth. Easter is his death and ressurection.

Or an Aries.

Who cares?

Don't wanna burst your bubble but Christmas is a celebration of Jesus' birth. Easter is his death and ressurection.Well, as we are now on page 11 of this thread there have been a number of folks bursting that bubble already. :)

Christ does not damn laughter. In fact, He laughed when I showed Him too. :)

Well, if the rest of you are going to hell, I'll join you. That was terrifyingly funny.

Jesus is lucky little Son of a bitch, I wish I had 2 birthdays! And why didn't anybody ask me if I wanted colorful eggs and rabbits on MY birthday? So inconsiderate.

And Jesus was re-born on Easter so doesnt that technically make it his birthday?

It would explain the motif of the fishes....


Loaves and fishes....
fisher of men...
the Jesus-fish....

:D

I've always wondered about the close analogy of fish and Jesus - the common explanation is that it was identified as the "Ichthus," an acronym from the Greek, "Iesous Christos Theou Uios Soter," or "Jesus Christ the Son of God, Saviour."

Aside from the fact that the symbol predated Jesus, you've pointed out the other ties between Jesus and fish. Then again, there's plenty of analogies between shepherds and Jesus. Why not a sheep?

Is it a coincidence that Pisces, Aries and Taurus are all grouped together?

These questions and more in our next thrilling episode!

Shame on all of you!
You should not blasphem on this muslim prophet.
Jesus is a great prophet (whithout a beard) according the Qur'n.

Stop the blasphem and kneel in front of the voices of your Lord (this one should be bearded).

Amen :confused:

Amen :confused:

I'm as :confused: as you are.

Is it a coincidence that Pisces, Aries and Taurus are all grouped together?Well, it's no coincidence that Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces are grouped together. They are all images of Enki/Eya/Yah. :D

And YES it is the birthday of the Great Prophet.
Some calculate his birthday as 20 April of that year, while Shi'a Muslims believe it to have been 26 April.

We're not talking christianity here.

Once I met a Taurus person... Too complicated for my small head.
And I've no beard (not yet).