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Never has happened to me, but I hear of it happening it once in a way so just asnwer the poll and let us see how many of NSGers have been asked out by a person of the same gender.

i like pancakes

I once had another girl have a crush on me-- or so my friend Stephen says. I didn't know the girl and didn't know who she was, so I told Stephen to tell her that I was straight and not interested.

i like pancakes

Aside from the retarded spam that is generally frowned upon in NSG, would you like edible pancakes, or me (Pancake)?

I'm pretty sure gay people are adept at detecting who's gay and who isn't. Gaydar and all.

I'm pretty sure gay people are adept at detecting who's gay and who isn't. Gaydar and all.There is no such thing.;)

*Waits for some one to find Futurama Bender using his gaydar device literally.*

Nope, never happened. If it did, I would turn down their offer, but do so gently and politely.

I once had another girl have a crush on me-- or so my friend Stephen says. I didn't know the girl and didn't know who she was, so I told Stephen to tell her that I was straight and not interested.Cute. :p

Yet, I have come to know most girls acutally do not want to get inovled with other girls and a good part of them only do the one night stand things due to male pressure.

I've been asked out by 4 girls and 3 blokes, never had enough courage to ask anyone out. My friends think this funny, and as such actively suggest my name to gay lads on nights out.

Fuckers.

Yes, but that's kind of a given since I like the ladies too.

::slips into a smoking jacket::

I've been asked out by 4 girls and 3 blokes, never had enough courage to ask anyone out. My friends think this funny, and as such actively suggest my name to gay lads on nights out.

Fuckers.

Lol. Sound's like something I would do.


:p

Aside from the retarded spam that is generally frowned upon in NSG, would you like edible pancakes, or me (Pancake)?Yes, I would like your pancakes.

http://www.threeringranch.org/images/ugly_pancake_breakfast.jpg

I've been asked twice both times it was very awkward especially when one forgot what no meant and I had to do a project with him for about a month

apparently I'm bisexual :S

I've been asked out by 4 girls and 3 blokes, never had enough courage to ask anyone out. My friends think this funny, and as such actively suggest my name to gay lads on nights out.

Fuckers.Apparently you should borrow a couple of my Giant Killer Monkeys to get revenge.

Yes, but that's kind of a given since I like the ladies too.

::slips into a smoking jacket::

Pics or it didn't happen.

Cute. :p

Yet, I have come to know most girls acutally do not want to get inovled with other girls and a good part of them only do the one night stand things due to male pressure.

There are a lot of lesbians at my school- probably half of the entire female population is bi or lesbian- and she's the only one to ask me out. The band lesbians didn't ask me out.

However, they did say that gays were the most perverted people ever. And this is coming from a group of lesbians...

I've been asked out by 4 girls and 3 blokes, never had enough courage to ask anyone out. My friends think this funny, and as such actively suggest my name to gay lads on nights out.

Fuckers.

*guffaws*

Pics or it didn't happen.

Pics of me in a smoking jacket or ladies asking me out?

Edit: Well, here's the smoking jacket:
http://www.walkenworks.com/eastercontinental.jpg
:D

Both, with afterparty pixplz
That would be a negative.

Both, with afterparty pixplz

Apparently you should borrow a couple of my Giant Killer Monkeys to get revenge.
Why, will they spend the night making good friends with them followed by an awkward come on and some general uneasiness?

Not yet, but as I frequent a gay bar it's only a matter of time.

I'm not gay myself, its just they have all-you-can-drink for seven quid :D

Well, I used to work in many many bars and discos, and even a gay disco once. I have been asked out a couple of times... ;)

snip
:D

Smoking jacket is sufficient, especially since OMG IS THAT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN???

http://www.kabakuba.com/wp-content/ChristopherWalken.jpg
I'm worried by the chick he's holding - is it a snack?

Why, will they spend the night making good friends with them followed by an awkward come on and some general uneasiness?Nope, they will just devour them for food.

Nope, they will just devour them for food.
So less painful then.

Nope, but in gym class I let some guy give me a shoulder massage because we were playing baseball and I was next up to bat. I thought he was rather overly enthusiastic about it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Christopherwalken007.jpg
Great Role or Greatest Role?

Greatest film role, but Weapon of Choice for sheer fucking style. Also, for great justice.

There are a lot of lesbians at my school- probably half of the entire female population is bi or lesbian- and she's the only one to ask me out. The band lesbians didn't ask me out.

However, they did say that gays were the most perverted people ever. And this is coming from a group of lesbians...

I suppose they would know as much as anyone.

I suppose they would know as much as anyone.

I've never seen a difference. I suppose a gay person would be more "perverted" since they;re more... open...? Meh. Thing is, I've never seen a difference.

I've never seen a difference. I suppose a gay person would be more "perverted" since they;re more... open...? Meh. Thing is, I've never seen a difference.

The gay community has goatse. What does the lesbian community have?

As far as I know, no one of either gender has ever seriously asked me out or been attracted to me, and I'm glad of that.

Actually, there is the gay black man in one of the buildings I work at, and he hits on me all the time. It's kinda cute in the way that he does it. However, I already told him I am straight.

Yes. Fortunately, I don't have to do all of the asking out.

more than women asking me out (i think that's happened twice, maybe three times), and that's before i ever went to a gay bar too.

I had a guy hit on me once.

Yes. A few times. We went to the movies.

Whatever happened after that is stamped and sealed: "Confidential". With the little quotation thingies and everything. :D

I've just never understood why it's been the case that when I get hit on by men, it's nearly always older men - oftentimes significantly older. It's a fairly uncommon occurence for a young, good-looking guy to chat me up.

I can't say I've ever been hit on by a guy. People may say there's no such thing as gaydar, but I have spoken to a few gay guys who assure me that not only does gaydar work, but then would name off who they thought was gay, and who wasn't.

To this day, I can't get a certain quote out of my head. One gay guy I knew was talking about a friend of mine, a friend I've known for years and years, and said "I don't care what anyone says, that fucker's gay! He's a mean gay! You can see it in his eyes!". I laughed my ass off, but I find myself connecting the dots, and wondering if he's right.

*shrugs*

I've never been asked out per se, but I have made out with a couple of chicas. We never went out on a date or officially dated though.

And no, it had nothing to do with pressure from guys. In one of the cases, there weren't even any guys around. So there. =)

I've just never understood why it's been the case that when I get hit on by men, it's nearly always older men - oftentimes significantly older. It's a fairly uncommon occurence for a young, good-looking guy to chat me up.

Maybe they're Colonel Sanderses (how do you pluralize that?) and you're a twink? Or maybe even just the former.

I've been 'hit on' but not 'asked out'. I'm bi, but picky. Nobody that's hit on me has met my standards yet.

The gay community has goatse. What does the lesbian community have?

...Pornography?

Never has happened to me, but I hear of it happening it once in a way so just asnwer the poll and let us see how many of NSGers have been asked out by a person of the same gender.

Certainly. We even went on a date. Unfortunately the date ended up not working out, but we were friends for quite a while. Until I moved to Colorado, at least...

As far as I know, no one of either gender has ever seriously asked me out or been attracted to me, and I'm glad of that.

*Alarm sounds*

Oh dear, my "Situation in which I can cause mild to severe discomfort, and annoy the living hell out of someone." has gone off(Abbreviated to SIWICCMTSDAATLHOOS Alarm. People charge by the letter these days)! I know where I am needed!

SIWICCMTSDAATLHOOS-Man, away!

So... Chandy... what's your sign?

*Stay tuned for more adventures of... Too-long-to-type-Man!*

more than women asking me out (i think that's happened twice, maybe three times), and that's before i ever went to a gay bar too.I find this too... I think the ratio so far is about 1:4. What is it about me that attracts teh gayz?

I've been asked out by 4 girls and 3 blokes, never had enough courage to ask anyone out. My friends think this funny, and as such actively suggest my name to gay lads on nights out.

Fuckers.

Well you are getting married to Neo K..

I find this too... I think the ratio so far is about 1:4. What is it about me that attracts teh gayz?All sings to put you are gay:eek: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICI2oVBG5H0

All sings to put you are gay:eek: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICI2oVBG5H0Maybe I accidentally swallowed the opposite of a pussy magnet when I was younger.

As far as I know, no one of either gender has ever seriously asked me out or been attracted to me, and I'm glad of that.

Same. I agree.

Maybe I accidentally swallowed the opposite of a pussy magnet when I was younger.

Well that's good if you're allergic to cats..

I'm pretty sure Ruffi asked me out once.

Same. I agree.

*We return to our hero, his Annoyance Senses tingling. There is a lack of disturbance in the world.*

Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?

*Where ever people are comfortable, where ever they feel like life is being to easy, SIWICCMTSDAATLHOOS-Man will be there!*

SIWICCMTSDAATLHOOS-Man, AWAY!

*woosh!*

:confused: I don't get it

:confused: I don't get it

By the gods, your resistance to my Discomfort Powers are amazing... must make you more uncomfortable! The world just may depend on it!

"I've got a thirst baby, and to me you look like Gatorade."

*Woosh*

:rolleyes: You can't disturb me.... well maybe... I'm almost disturbed by your desperation and the fact that you seemingly will go after anything that moves regardless of sanity, gender or purity of soul. *"Back off" growl*

:rolleyes: You can't disturb me.... well maybe... I'm almost disturbed by your desperation and the fact that you seemingly will go after anything that moves regardless of sanity, gender or purity of soul. *"Back off" growl*

what you know what Seangoli saying

:rolleyes: You can't disturb me.... well maybe... I'm almost disturbed by your desperation and the fact that you seemingly will go after anything that moves regardless of sanity, gender or purity of soul. *"Back off" growl*

Dear god... a nemesis! Your anti-disturbance power are quite great indeed, my foe, but I haven't even begun my battle!

Do you like Gin an platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

*Woosh*

No, but then no one of the opposite gender has, either. Always been me who's done the asking...which could explain why I've had very little success, on the whole.

No, but then no one of the opposite gender has, either. Always been me who's done the asking...which could explain why I've had very little success, on the whole.

It's your girly hair.

The men don't like you because you're fat, the ladies don't like you because you're boobs aren't big enough.

It's your girly hair.

The men don't like you because you're fat, the ladies don't like you because you're boobs aren't big enough.
Really? Oh, there's a simple solution to that - just re-organise the fat...:p

Really? Oh, there's a simple solution to that - just re-organise the fat...:p

Exactly! Nothing duct tape can't fix. :)

Really? Oh, there's a simple solution to that - just re-organise the fat...:p


If it were that easy, I assure you we ladies would be MORE top-heavy than we already are and not a single one of us would have a badonkadonk butt. :rolleyes:

If it were that easy, I assure you we ladies would be MORE top-heavy than we already are and not a single one of us would have a badonkadonk butt. :rolleyes:

http://www.siliconeworks.com/shop/images_products/one_pair_full_cup_silicone_b88.jpg

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50352064/Girdle.jpg

BTW: I like your name. :)

If it were that easy, I assure you we ladies would be MORE top-heavy than we already are and not a single one of us would have a badonkadonk butt. :rolleyes:
It's just another of those things that only men can do.

Like reading maps...or driving...or understanding sport...;)

I'm pretty sure gay people are adept at detecting who's gay and who isn't. Gaydar and all.
In the past, maybe. That, or mine is simply dysfunctional... :/

In the past, maybe. That, or mine is simply dysfunctional... :/

Maybe you're not actually gay?

Actually, there is the gay black man in one of the buildings I work at, and he hits on me all the time. It's kinda cute in the way that he does it. However, I already told him I am straight.
Is he a member of www.gnaa.us already? Tell him to join.

In the past, maybe. That, or mine is simply dysfunctional... :/There is no such thing.;) True, but we do have a tendency to hit on people we have reason to believe would be receptive. Combined with how relatively few we are, and how few hot people there are, most people will never experience it.

I've been asked out by a lot of boys, but I don't really hang out at any gay bars, so no girls have asked me out.

Well, I did go to a gay club with some friends once, and they said that some lesbians were saying I was cute... but no one actually approached me.

Screw male and female im marrying that damn pancake and no one can stop me...:D

A gay freind of mine gave his Bf's mate my my email and he asked me out over msn without ever seeing or talking to me. I was plenty peeved. Strangely the same mates new Bf thinks I'm "cute", apparentely. Why do all these people think I'm gay?

Yes, more than once. All occasions occurred at a public gym.

I wouldn't consider it being "asked out". It was a simple sexual proposition.

I don't know what it is with weightlifting places, but if you're in great shape, someone is going to ask you.

The other thing that I found mildly annoying is the fact that none of them liked taking "no" for an answer.

On hearing, "No, I'm not interested, as I prefer women," every single one of them in every single incident proceeded to wheedle, argue, beg, and whine about me saying no. It always ended up with them using slurs to define what they perceived as my idiotic sexual preference (I'm a basic heterosexual).

Yes, numerous times, but that doesn't mean I took them up on it.

I have a very passive love life - basically I tend to just go along with whatever someone else is proposing (until I get bored and wander off). As a method of securing any kind of relationship, or, more importantly, nookie, it is grossly ineffective, but I'm too lazy/indecisive/unconfident to take charge of my love life myself.

So basically, I would be pretty much open to most propositions I would receive, (I'm a bisexual male), but as it goes I appear to be much more attractive to women. For example, the other night I was in Birmingham's biggest gay club, and got hit on by one of the only straight girls there.

Same. I agree.

:)

*Alarm sounds*

Oh dear, my "Situation in which I can cause mild to severe discomfort, and annoy the living hell out of someone." has gone off(Abbreviated to SIWICCMTSDAATLHOOS Alarm. People charge by the letter these days)! I know where I am needed!

SIWICCMTSDAATLHOOS-Man, away!

So... Chandy... what's your sign?

*Stay tuned for more adventures of... Too-long-to-type-Man!*

What? I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. :confused:

What? I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. :confused:

No-one can. Except me. But I can't translate it. Sorry.

I guess I can try. From my understanding he is attempting to confuse/disturb everything with a pulse that doesn't want to be propositioned.... by propositioning it in confusing and disturbing ways. I think.

:p So I guess I have to change my vote now

He didn't ask me out...

He did ask a lot of much more disturbing questions :(

No, but he did ask me for sex.

No-one can. Except me. But I can't translate it. Sorry.

I guess I can try. From my understanding he is attempting to confuse/disturb everything with a pulse that doesn't want to be propositioned.... by propositioning it in confusing and disturbing ways. I think.

:p So I guess I have to change my vote now

Ok...but what sort of sign is he talking about and what does that have to do with anything?:confused:

Ok...but what sort of sign is he talking about and what does that have to do with anything?:confused:

He's referring to star signs.

Maybe you're not actually gay?
Don't be silly.

True, but we do have a tendency to hit on people we have reason to believe would be receptive. Combined with how relatively few we are, and how few hot people there are, most people will never experience it.
The problem is not so much how few we are (not THAT few if you add bisexuals) or how few hot people are, but rather how hard it is to identify even these few. :)

He's referring to star signs.

Ok...still not sure what that has to do with anything.

Ok...still not sure what that has to do with anything.

He's making small talk.

He's making small talk.

Ok...but how does that fit in with the whole trying to disturb me thing?

no-one of any gender has ever asked me out http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-awesome.gif

Ok...but how does that fit in with the whole trying to disturb me thing?

The key word is trying. He failed. He's bad at whatever the f*** he's trying to do.

Never has happened to me, but I hear of it happening it once in a way so just asnwer the poll and let us see how many of NSGers have been asked out by a person of the same gender.

Never happened to me either. I'd just tell him I wasn't gay, and thank him for bothering.

no-one of any gender has ever asked me out http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-awesome.gif
Join the club. :p

Hmm, is a club for people who've never been asked out an oxymoron?

Yeah, once.

The key word is trying. He failed. He's bad at whatever the f*** he's trying to do.

Yeah, I suppose he did...

Yes, but I'm gay so... :p

Oh, and gaydar is real. I know a gay when I see 'em.

Yes.

Yeah, I suppose he did...

Good God... powers... failing... must... not... allow... it... to... happen...

The man of your dreams was on the way, but I beat the living crap out of him just to get here first.

... No effect... must try something else!

Could you be a little less pretty, please? There are people here with weak hearts.

GAH!

Is there an airport nearby, or is that roaring sound my heart going off?

No-one can. Except me. But I can't translate it. Sorry.

I guess I can try. From my understanding he is attempting to confuse/disturb everything with a pulse that doesn't want to be propositioned.... by propositioning it in confusing and disturbing ways. I think.

:p So I guess I have to change my vote now

Okay, something a bit more direct!

Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1500 miles. If Train A is going 100 miles an hour, and Train B is going 50 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

HAHA!

Never has happened to me, but I hear of it happening it once in a way so just asnwer the poll and let us see how many of NSGers have been asked out by a person of the same gender.

I have not been asked out by someone of the same gender. I suspect my looks and mannerisms aren't conducive to it happening, either.

Good God... powers... failing... must... not... allow... it... to... happen...

The man of your dreams was on the way, but I beat the living crap out of him just to get here first.

... No effect... must try something else!


...


Could you be a little less pretty, please? There are people here with weak hearts.


Hey, I keep asking advice on how to be ugly. I'm trying, they just need to work harder to think I'm ugly.


GAH!

Is there an airport nearby, or is that roaring sound my heart going off?

Those were pretty pathetic, you know...

...



Hey, I keep asking advice on how to be ugly. I'm trying, they just need to work harder to think I'm ugly.


You're not trying hard enough!


Those were pretty pathetic, you know...

Alright, I was saving this one for a desperate situation, but I think this counts.

Now, we can sit here and chat for bit, get to know each other, and really hit it off, you'll give me your number because you realize I'm far to shy to ask you for it, after a few days, I'll build up the courage to call you and ask you out, and we go out to dinner and a movie, I'm relaxed, you're relaxed, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend alot of time together, get passed the sexual tension and develop a truly great and intense relationship, decide that our relationship is strong and stable, move in together after a while, then a while later we get married, I get promoted, you get promoted, and we buy a bigger house. You want kids, I want freedom, but we have one anyway, then to find out that I'm resentful, the sparks start to fade away, and to try and rekindle our lost flame, we have two more lovely children, but now I have to work to much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed out and stop taking care of yourself, so to get passed the virtually non-existant sex life we have and my plummeting self-confidence, I have an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out, because I'm a terrible liar and careless, you throw me out(Rightly so), and we have to explain to our children why mommy and daddy broke up. That's just to sad. Think of the children, for God's sake. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! So, if we chat it up for a while, and we hit it off, let's keep emotion out of it, because we both know where it's going.

Yes, I've been asked out and/or generally hit on by females on a couple of occasions (and you could increase that to an almost infinite number of occasions if one included a close friend of mine's constant teasing about how I should become a lesbian and engage in hot, hot lesbian loving with her). :p

I've also been asked out/hit on by a fairly large number of guys to whom I was not attracted, which, sadly, has tended to be a significantly more stressful experience.

You're not trying hard enough!


Sorry...I have to try harder to be ugly then. I thought I was already ugly enough.:(


Alright, I was saving this one for a desperate situation, but I think this counts.

Now, we can sit here and chat for bit, get to know each other, and really hit it off, you'll give me your number because you realize I'm far to shy to ask you for it, after a few days, I'll build up the courage to call you and ask you out, and we go out to dinner and a movie, I'm relaxed, you're relaxed, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend alot of time together, get passed the sexual tension and develop a truly great and intense relationship, decide that our relationship is strong and stable, move in together after a while, then a while later we get married, I get promoted, you get promoted, and we buy a bigger house. You want kids, I want freedom, but we have one anyway, then to find out that I'm resentful, the sparks start to fade away, and to try and rekindle our lost flame, we have two more lovely children, but now I have to work to much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed out and stop taking care of yourself, so to get passed the virtually non-existant sex life we have and my plummeting self-confidence, I have an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out, because I'm a terrible liar and careless, you throw me out(Rightly so), and we have to explain to our children why mommy and daddy broke up. That's just to sad. Think of the children, for God's sake. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! So, if we chat it up for a while, and we hit it off, let's keep emotion out of it, because we both know where it's going.

...:confused:

Once at a job I no longer have I was asked out by a female co-worker. I answered that I'm married and she said, "So?". I rephrased: "I'm happily married to a man." Her response: "A lot say that then they realize they were wrong." Finally, I just said, "No, means no." and put her on ignore.

Sorry...I have to try harder to be ugly then. I thought I was already ugly enough.:(



...:confused:

That's the longest pick up line I know. Obviously, my charms have no effect.

That's the longest pick up line I know. Obviously, my charms have no effect.

Ok. Then does that mean that I win?

That's the longest pick up line I know. Obviously, my charms have no effect.

if that what it was all the person would hear is blur blur blur blur

A girl my age once asked me if I wanted to go to the river. I said yes, so we hiked to the river and talked to each other for a while then walked back.

My kinda date.

The other thing that I found mildly annoying is the fact that none of them liked taking "no" for an answer.

On hearing, "No, I'm not interested, as I prefer women," every single one of them in every single incident proceeded to wheedle, argue, beg, and whine about me saying no. It always ended up with them using slurs to define what they perceived as my idiotic sexual preference (I'm a basic heterosexual).

This is not just gay men, this is men in general. Like this one guy I met over the internet on a dating service, he was pretty cute, and he thought I was hot, and he wanted me to go over to hang out in his hot tub. I told him I was sick and didn't want to hang out with anyone today, but he kept pushing for I think a good hour or two.

There are a lot of guys, who just won't take no for an answer. Not to say that there are not women, who do the same, as there are. But it's almost like a socially expected imperative to force yourself on someone if you're a guy. :(

Well you are getting married to Neo K..
Yeah, but he's kinda different. You know. With a mixed-up downstairs. He's got a mangina! He's old Greg!

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EDIT: Video footage of Neo K's and my wedding night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI)

Ok. Then does that mean that I win?

This time... this time...

This time... this time...

Good.:D

Yeah, but he's kinda different. You know. With a mixed-up downstairs. He's got a mangina! He's old Greg!

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EDIT: Video footage of Neo K's and my wedding night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI)
That's....just like I had imagined.

That's....just like I had imagined.
He was all over me like a half-fish half-man mixed-up downstairs lover of baileys.

if some dude asked me out, I'd clean his clock.

if some dude asked me out, I'd clean his clock.
If some guy asked me out, I'd hope his cock was clean. Hey, I won't be taking him up on the offer but personal hygiene tbh.

If some guy asked me out, I'd hope his cock was clean. Hey, I won't be taking him up on the offer but personal hygiene tbh.

He said "clock".

Though that may or may not have been sexual innuendo... :eek:

Okay, something a bit more direct!

Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1500 miles. If Train A is going 100 miles an hour, and Train B is going 50 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

HAHA!
If I ever heard that pick up line, I would punch the person. On principle.

He said "clock".

Though that may or may not have been sexual innuendo... :eek:

Heh, it said "cock" until the edit, I think. I've never heard "clean his clock" as sexual innuendo before. Usually a threat.

As for me, yeah, I had a guy ask me out. Then I stomped that fag's ass!

Just kidding. There are way too many guys like that, though, and most of them only get that "gay panic" because they want to have sex with the guy. In truth, I've had guys hit on me, and I turned it down politely, and never had a problem with them, as none got pushy (if you're attracting the pushy kind of guy, you might want to change your vibes a bit...). Why would I be offended that someone found me attractive, be it a man or woman? Take the compliment and move on. Done deal.

There's really no excuse for going all homophobic-violent on a guy because he hits on you. Imagine if every woman reacted that way to an unwanted advance. There'd be a lot of guys in the ER every weekend, that's for damn sure.

Why would I be offended that someone found me attractive, be it a man or woman? Take the compliment and move on. Done deal.

There's really no excuse for going all homophobic-violent on a guy because he hits on you. Imagine if every woman reacted that way to an unwanted advance. There'd be a lot of guys in the ER every weekend, that's for damn sure.

I would be offended if anyone found me attractive. I wouldn't see it as a compliment, but rather an insult to my modesty that some sort of attractiveness was apparent to the point that they could notice it at all. I wouldn't react violently, of course, but it horrify me greatly and I don't think I could ever trust them again if they were someone I trusted previously.

Oddly enough, yeah. It was about a year ago and was slightly uncomfortable.

If some guy asked me out, I'd hope his cock was clean. Hey, I won't be taking him up on the offer but personal hygiene tbh.

http://www.writerinthewindow.com/images/Rooster%20Ride%20crp.jpg

So less painful then.Define the type of pain.

What a cutely heteronormative thread.

I would be offended if anyone found me attractive. I wouldn't see it as a compliment
Try changing your perspective then. I love getting attention from guys. :)

I love getting attention

Fixed that for you. :p

Try changing your perspective then. I love getting attention from guys. :)

I don't want that sort of attention from anyone. Luckily I'm ugly enough that hopefully no one will pay any attention of that sort to me, or at least I can make myself ugly enough if that's not the case.

I don't want that sort of attention from anyone. Luckily I'm ugly enough that hopefully no one will pay any attention of that sort to me, or at least I can make myself ugly enough if that's not the case.
Why on earth would you desire such a thing? :) Even if you're asexual, it's still a boon to be able to exert such power over men.

Why on earth would you desire such a thing? :) Even if you're asexual, it's still a boon to be able to exert such power over men.

I feel like I have to be modest, and that would conflict with that. I have to make sure that anything potentially physically attractive about me is not at all noticeable, or else I have failed. I feel like I won't be safe if anyone can tell I'm attractive, as well. Usually I try not to think about it, but if my self-image ever starts to become positive, or if I notice something about myself in the mirror that I could possibly see as good, I fall apart and become paranoid that other people might notice it, too, and then I have to try my best to prevent that from happening.

Not yet, but as I frequent a gay bar it's only a matter of time.

I'm not gay myself, its just they have all-you-can-drink for seven quid :D

<grumbles @ straight ppl in gay bars> I mean yay for integration or whatever... but it 'un-makes' it a 'safe space' for gay people who want somewhere to just be with other gay people-- like my bf, the closet-case-- and it alters the atmosphere because some of the straight guys who come to gay bars bring their macho entitled bullshit with them and are jerks toward the gay patrons. Plus, it's not like the straight bars are generally that gay-friendly-- I've never seen heteros feel any anxiety about mackin' in our bars, but most of my friends would be hesitant to even dance with another guy in a straight bar. And it's not like there aren't plenty of straight bars. Hrmmmm.

Here's just hoping that in your case, if I guy ever does cruise you in the gay bar you're going to stay cool. Guys who can't deal with getting hit on by other guys should stick to hounding women at their own hetero meat markets.

I feel like I have to be modest
Why is that?

Why is that?

I don't know. I just have to feel safe, and if I'm not super modest I don't know how I could ever be safe.

Okay, something a bit more direct!

Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1500 miles. If Train A is going 100 miles an hour, and Train B is going 50 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

You should be able to change your votes.... especially in a thread like that

Until I cease being a hetrosexual male and decide that I need more of that crap in my life. It's not going to happen. And that's not even getting into why it's not going to happen referring to you personally. Hell life would be a lot easier if I could shed what I already have ... but unfortunately that's not possible :(

That's the longest pick up line I know. Obviously, my charms have no effect.

:rolleyes: Charms.... okay.... right....

A girl my age once asked me if I wanted to go to the river. I said yes, so we hiked to the river and talked to each other for a while then walked back.

My kinda date.

:) That's nice

Sorry...I have to try harder to be ugly then. I thought I was already ugly enough.:(
I don't want that sort of attention from anyone. Luckily I'm ugly enough that hopefully no one will pay any attention of that sort to me, or at least I can make myself ugly enough if that's not the case.

You are the only person I have ever seen. That raises their self-esteem by making themselves look worse. I suppose it's better that vanity.... but that is really odd.

I would be offended if anyone found me attractive. I wouldn't see it as a compliment, but rather an insult to my modesty that some sort of attractiveness was apparent to the point that they could notice it at all. I wouldn't react violently, of course, but it horrify me greatly and I don't think I could ever trust them again if they were someone I trusted previously.

O-kaaaaaaay. That's really weird.

Mental note: Never say anything nice to Chandelier..... ever.... under any circumstance.

You are the only person I have ever seen. That raises their self-esteem by making themselves look worse. I suppose it's better that vanity.... but that is really odd.

Well, it really doesn't raise my self-esteem. I think it might make it worse, but it makes me feel safer.


O-kaaaaaaay. That's really weird.

Mental note: Never say anything nice to Chandelier..... ever.... under any circumstance.

Yeah, I guess it is.:(

It's ok to say nice things to me. I like compliments about non-physical traits that I have. Just don't be attracted to me, and if you ever are, don't tell me...

It's okay Chandelier. Everyone here has something or another wrong with them.

It's okay Chandelier. Everyone here has something or another wrong with them.

Ok. It's really weird that I feel the way I do, though?:(

Yes and I have even been propositioned a couple times as well.

Said no......

Good.:D

You do know that that insinuates a "next time."

Next time... next time...

Ok. It's really weird that I feel the way I do, though?:(

I guess so. But you have to remember that normality is what everybody act like because they think everybody else is like that. Everybody's wrong. At least that's what I think. But anyway. It's rare to hear a story about someone hiding/protecting themselves like that. So it is a little weird.

I've never been asked out by a guy, or a girl for that matter. But I have told a guy how I felt about him, though I wouldn't call that asking out.

You do know that that insinuates a "next time."

Next time... next time...

A next time when I will still be as immune.

I guess so. But you have to remember that normality is what everybody act like because they think everybody else is like that. Everybody's wrong. At least that's what I think. But anyway. It's rare to hear a story about someone hiding/protecting themselves like that. So it is a little weird.


Ok.

Never been asked out, I've been hit on a couple of times. Once a bi guy flirted with me, which was nice, and then there was the funny one. He came up behind me in a party and said "hi, pretty girl", and when I turned around he mumbled something incoherent and left.

I think it was my pony tail & beard combination that did it.

I get hit on all the time by other men. I light up on gay men's gaydar for some reason. Not only this, but I live in boystown, so I come into contact with a large number of gay men. Put the two together...

Yes, once my male friend asked me if I wanted to go to the cinema with him...

Had a guy ask me out on a date once. I told him I was flattered to be asked, but I'm comfortably straight.

Though we did go on a double date together a few months later. I brought my girlfriend, he brought his boyfriend.

There's really no excuse for going all homophobic-violent on a guy because he hits on you. Imagine if every woman reacted that way to an unwanted advance. There'd be a lot of guys in the ER every weekend, that's for damn sure.

Initially, yes. But gradually, men might get the hint that "No" means "No".

No, there's no need for violent homophobia. But these guys don't take no for an answer - and when you're insistently no, they get upset and keep asking.

Thank you for acknowledging that I have a carefully sculpted body (from years of working out in the gym). Now please acknowledge that I have no desire to have a quickie with another man in the showers, and go away.

Never has happened to me, but I hear of it happening it once in a way so just asnwer the poll and let us see how many of NSGers have been asked out by a person of the same gender.
Yep, it's happened to me.

I can remember the first time, and it was kind of funny. I was in middle school and one of my friends came and asked me if I was gay. It was kind of a random question, and I honestly hadn't really thought about it, so I said I didn't know. My friend said, "Oh. Well, there's this girl who likes you, but we couldn't figure out if you were gay or not. We asked some people, but nobody knew. So if you find out if you're gay, tell me, and I'll tell her, and she'll probably ask you out."

I thought for a moment, and then I told my friend that he should tell the girl to ask me out anyhow. I didn't know if I was gay, but I knew I wanted a date.

It's happened to me a couple times, but to be fair, I was in a gay bar.

Now that I have your attention:

See, a few years ago my brother invited me to hang with him on Halloween at his favorite place. As it turned out, the event was a drag queen beauty contest at a gay bar. So I went because, let's be honest, how can that NOT be hilarious (in a good way) and since the alternative was to stay home by myself and do nothing.

So over the course of the evening I got hit on a couple times but had no problems. All I had to say was that I was straight and nobody gave me a hard time (hehe get it?).

Lesbians like me. Apparently they have some "gaydar" or something and they think I am gay......I have also heard from my homosexual friends who are male that they at one time thought I was too. :eek: I don't know what to think about that. I mean for the ladies, I could chalk it up to wishful thinking.......but otherwise?! maybe I don't carry myself the way that "straight girls" are supposed to.

I have had a few lesbians with crushes on me, only one went all psycho, but I am pretty sure it was a personality flaw and had nothing to do with her sexual orientation.

Lesbians like me. Apparently they have some "gaydar" or something and they think I am gay......I have also heard from my homosexual friends who are male that they at one time thought I was too. :eek: I don't know what to think about that. I mean for the ladies, I could chalk it up to wishful thinking.......but otherwise?! maybe I don't carry myself the way that "straight girls" are supposed to.

I have had a few lesbians with crushes on me, only one went all psycho, but I am pretty sure it was a personality flaw and had nothing to do with her sexual orientation.

It's interesting to note that while many gays insist that there's no such thing as someone who "looks gay" (and I can vouch for that - I haven't seen any correlation between male appearance between gays and heterosexuals that is of any consistency), and castigate people who insist on saying (based on appearance) that "oh, she's a lesbian," they seem to be the first to come around and say, "well, I thought you were a lesbian because you look, well..."

It's interesting to note that while many gays insist that there's no such thing as someone who "looks gay" (and I can vouch for that - I haven't seen any correlation between male appearance between gays and heterosexuals that is of any consistency), and castigate people who insist on saying (based on appearance) that "oh, she's a lesbian," they seem to be the first to come around and say, "well, I thought you were a lesbian because you look, well..."

*cough cough* Sanjaya *cough cough*

i would feel a ittle insecure afterwards if some dude asked me out, but no its never happened to me

*cough cough* Sanjaya *cough cough*

i would feel a ittle insecure afterwards if some dude asked me out, but no its never happened to me

I don't feel insecure. I'm convinced it's because I'm in extremely good shape.

I've never been hit on by a girl.

Although if I was single, I'd probably go for it.

I don't feel insecure. I'm convinced it's because I'm in extremely good shape.

oh i was quoting you because you said you can't tell someone's gay if they look it, which i disagree on...

Indeed. Lasted about 8 months. Haven't gone back down that road since.

oh i was quoting you because you said you can't tell someone's gay if they look it, which i disagree on...

Several of the most fit and manly looking guys in my gym are gay. You can't tell by talking with them that they are. Or by looking at them.

If we had a photo lineup of the gay and hetero men in our gym, you would not be able to tell which was which.

Several of the most fit and manly looking guys in my gym are gay. You can't tell by talking with them that they are. Or by looking at them.

If we had a photo lineup of the gay and hetero men in our gym, you would not be able to tell which was which.
I agree with this - it can be incredibly difficult to tell if a man is gay based on appearance alone. Just as masculine men can easily be gay, more feminine guys can just as easily be straight.

Yeah, it's happened quite a few times. Whatever.

Never has happened to me, but I hear of it happening it once in a way so just asnwer the poll and let us see how many of NSGers have been asked out by a person of the same gender.

Oh yeah. A few times here and a few times i"r"l.

Good poll option = pimp slap, btw. *bows*

It's interesting to note that while many gays insist that there's no such thing as someone who "looks gay" (and I can vouch for that - I haven't seen any correlation between male appearance between gays and heterosexuals that is of any consistency), and castigate people who insist on saying (based on appearance) that "oh, she's a lesbian," they seem to be the first to come around and say, "well, I thought you were a lesbian because you look, well..."

they never said it was how I looked......apparently I have a "masculine" personality, whatever that means.....I am pretty sure they would get mad if I started stereotyping them.

I like to hunt, I like video games, I like camping.....why isn't that "girl stuff"? :confused:

I like to hunt, I like video games, I like camping.....why isn't that "girl stuff"? :confused:
Here's my guess:

These days, "masculinity" is mostly defined as Not Girly. If girls do something, then Manly Men(tm) can't do that thing because it is Girly and they would be a fag if they enjoyed it.

As a result, Manly Men(tm) have strong incentive to make sure that all fun activities are designated as Not Girly, while the stuff they don't want to do anyhow is designated as Girly.

Cleaning the bathroom? Girly. Fixing the car? Not Girly.

Shopping for shoes? Girly. Playing videogames? Not Girly.

Cooking and minding the homestead? Girly. Going out to hunt and camp? Not Girly.

If you, a girl, start getting your icky girl cooties all over activities that are clearly Not Girly, then you're going to piss off the guys who define themselves as Not Girls.

I've been asked for a fuck but never out on a date by a guy. I feel used now.