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My prediction of the future

South Lizasauria
06-04-2007, 19:39
The democrat party is going to oppress all non liberals and try to abuse their power and force their beliefs down everyone's throat. This will make all the non liberal subversives angry. Thus making America like the middle east where all the gangs, non-liberal parties, fight the liberal, atheists and hippies with sectarian violence in the streets.


:sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge:

Thoughts? :p

Edit: Oh and for the sake of profitability the FDA will make eating poison mandatory, it's easier to make poison than food that doesn't kill you if you eat it for every meal for a month. :D
Arthais101
06-04-2007, 19:41
The democrat party is going to oppress all non liberals and try to abuse their power and force their beliefs down everyone's throat. This will make all the non liberal subversives angry. Thus making America like the middle east where all the gangs, non-liberal parties, fight the liberal, atheists and hippies with sectarian violence in the streets.


This um...this is a joke, right?

and by the way, it is the Democratic party
South Lizasauria
06-04-2007, 19:43
This um...this is a joke, right?

and by the way, it is the Democratic party

I'll leave you to find that out on your own...heres a hint.... icons kinda determine what is a joke and what isn't.
Arthais101
06-04-2007, 19:44
I'll leave you to find that out on your own...heres a hint.... icons kinda determine what is a joke and what isn't.

well, either your serious, in which case I'm scared, or you're joking, in which case this is spam.

Do take your pick.
Vetalia
06-04-2007, 19:45
My prediction? 1,000 years from now, I'm getting off this planet and purchasing my own moon for a residence. I'm sure nobody's going to miss Enceladus or Dione, and I imagine turning it in to a mechanical version of nature would have some kind of tourist value, at least for those of a more machine disposition.

I don't think the name Galactic Cola has been taken, has it?
South Lizasauria
06-04-2007, 19:50
I predict within a decade people will make special shirts with a special molecular structure giving it tiny blades so as you move you cut yourself. They'll be called Emoshirts. A year later the phrase "Lookin' sharp" will be popular again.

And you can get special emoshirts that have chemicals in the blades so that the chemical will make the skin around the cut react and change color. That way you can have neat unnatural colors and patterns, speaking of patterns you can buy special shirts with the blades positioned in a way to get patterns like flowers or knife looking patterns or whatever emos like.
Northern Borders
06-04-2007, 20:00
I think Global Warming will kill most of us, and people will wage war because they are feeling too hot. Then will come a Nuclear Winter and things will chill out, and Global Warming wont kill people anymore.

After that, people will hide in underground bunkers to survive the winter. But remember. War, War never changes.
Fassigen
06-04-2007, 20:03
The democrat party

Their name is "The Democratic Party", not "The Democrat Party". More and more seem to be making this mistake.
Vetalia
06-04-2007, 20:04
After that, people will hide in underground bunkers to survive the winter. But remember. War, War never changes.

And what better way to celebrate a job well done than a nice cold glass of Galactic Cola*?


*Guaranteed radiation-free from the ices of Enceladus and within acceptable toxicity levels for biological organisms. Not responsible for inadvertent seeding of planet with robotic spies. Copyright 2119 Galactic Cola, LLC.
Pyotr
06-04-2007, 20:10
I predict that 8 months from now, you will have to buy a new calendar.
New Populistania
06-04-2007, 20:34
http://communitiesonline.homestead.com/files/troll_2.jpg

Don't Feed It Guys, Its a Troll.
Cannot think of a name
06-04-2007, 20:38
I predict that 8 months from now, you will have to buy a new calendar.

Pfff...shows what you know, I bought a 16 month calender...ha!
Vetalia
06-04-2007, 20:39
Don't Feed It Guys, Its a Troll

Trolls getting you down? Nothing puts the spring back in your step like Galactic Cola Extreme, with 500% more caffeine* than comparable brands.

*Some users may experience death upon consuming this product. Consult your physician beforehand. Copyright 2120 Galactic Cola, LLC.
Katurkalurkmurkastan
06-04-2007, 20:41
I predict that 8 months from now, you will have to buy a new calendar.
muhaha i have a two-year calendar!

EDIT dammit beaten to it
Sel Appa
06-04-2007, 21:35
N00b smilies.
Cluichstan
06-04-2007, 21:37
I predict the mods will kill this thread.